Chapter 14 - the great merge of the cum and the chum

*Today is Tuesday, December 3 2024, at 7:52 AM. Carly wakes up and decides not to wake Merry and Debbie up.*

Carly: Fxck it! They'll wake up in a few minutes anyway.

*She runs over to the Chum Bucket and opens it. She finds Genji sleeping on the floor.*

Carly: Oh shįt I just realized we forgot him before closing it yesterday, omg

*She chooses to wake up Genji*

Carly: Genji come tf on wake up!

*She decides to stroke his fur*

Carly: WAKE UP!

*He bolts up and slaps her extremely hard*

Carly: HOW DARE YOU

*She beats him up*

Genji: I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Carly: Let's make an actual good Chum Bucket menu

Genji: K

*They decide to make Rose-flavored Chum on a Stick, Yangnyeom Chum, and Fried Chum. They put a sign next to the Chum Bucket saying that:*

[We have 3 new stuff on the menu! Come look at it: Rose-flavored Chum on a Stick, Yangnyeom Chum, and Fried Chum, it's the perfect delight for people who like fried chicken and Rose-flavored stuff, we promise you that if you hated the Chum Bucket, you will now like it! Fighting~]

*The news comes in and is broadcasting live that the Chum Bucket is redesigned*

Reporter: The Chum Bucket has 3 new thing on the menu as seen on the sign here like the Yangnyeom (Sweet & Spicy) Chum, and the Rose-flavored Chum on a Stick! Come to the Chum Bucket! N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝W̴͔̏̕

Genji: Omigosh we have increased the reputation of the Chum Bucket! Plankton is gonna be proud of us

Carly: Yea

*A lot of people come to the Chum Bucket. Because of the Chum Bucket's immense popularity that has boomed today, the founder of the Cum Bucket, who's a 22-year old cuckold, decides that he has lost and decides to demolish the Cum Bucket and merge it with the Chum Bucket by video calling Plankton.*

Plankton: WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO MERGE THE CUM BUCKET WITH THE CHUM BUCKET?!

Cuckold: I'll dye my hair chartreuse for you, merge the Chum Bucket

*Suddenly, the co-owner, Match from Battle For Dream Island walks in.*

Match: Are you planning to merge the Cum Bucket with the Chum Bucket?

Cuckold: Yes shit

Match: But why? Why would you, like do that?!

Cuckold: Our Cum Bucket business is failing and I am planning to make it a subsidiary of the Chum Bucket

Match: Are you serious?

Cuckold: I even made a deal with Plankton that we will dye our hair chartreuse green to merge the restaurants

Match: WHAT?! Henry Ferguson, you can't be serious!

*The cuckold is also Carly and Debbie's older brother.*

Henry: Sorry, we can't break the deal or he will reject us

Match: But Plankton's not even the chartreuse shade, he's a darker shade of green

Henry: I don't care, he said I can dye my hair chartreuse even if it's not his type of green, green is green

Match: Ok, ok. I, like get it now.

*Back at the Chum Bucket, Henry Ferguson and Match, with both their hairs dyed a beautiful chartreuse green.*

Debbie: Henry what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at the Cum Bucket?

Henry: Well my lovely sister, Plankton just requested us to merge the Cum Bucket with the Chum Bucket.

Match: In return, he said to dye our hair green

Carly: Oh that makes sense now.

Merry: Welcome to the Chum Bucket

*A man opens the door*

Man: Oh hello, is this the Chum Bucket

Genji: Of course it is have you not read the sign there?

Man: Ok ok, enough of the blabber, I saw your restaurant at the news, and decided I would try some. I'll try the Sweet and Spicy chum. I have tried sweet and spicy chicken before so I think it's as good as that

Merry: Ok, we are now making it, it might take 10 minutes.

*It turns out Karen (Plankton's computer wife) did not go to Phnom Penh with Plankton.*

Merry: Karen, he said to make the Yangnyeom Chum

Karen: Ok

*After a few minutes...*

Henry: Here's your Sweet and Spicy Chum

Man: Yes thank you so much

*A lot of people start going to the Chum Bucket as well, the all gang serve 81 customers before their shift ends at 9:35 PM.*

Henry: Oh would you look at that! It's already 9 PM!

Merry: Let's go home Carly, and Debbie you too.

*Merry, Carly and Debbie all go to Merry's house which it's already 9:47 and sleep a few minutes later. They are totally exhausted from today.*

Genji: Hey Henry, want to come visit my house?

Henry: Sure

Match: Me too me too

*The three go to his house, and it is a beautiful house. They are also tired so they sleep at 10:13 PM.*

*Tabby and Rosie were driving to the Chum Bucket until 10:23 PM. But by the time they get there, it's already closed so they made the very wise decision to sleep in the car and wait until morning.*