Estimated Reading Time: 14 Minutes
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Shy Blonde
Ness: "Lucas, I-
Lucky: "Espiii!" (I'm hungry!)
Lucky came out of his ball and jumped on Ness's back.
Ness: "Ow! Lucky, your claws hurt!"
Lucas: *Chuckles*
Lucky: "Espeon!" (Feed me!)
Ness: "Get off!"
Ness ripped Lucky off of his back and held him in front.
Ness: "What do you want?"
Lucky: "Espeon!" (I'm hungry, you idiot!)
Lucas: "I think he's hungry."
Ness put Lucky down on the floor and the Espeon immediately went after Ness's plate on the coffee table. The psychic knew and used his telekinetic power to hover it in the air.
Ness: "No."
Lucky growled at him.
Lucas: "Geez, Lucky seems angry."
Ness: "He shows me no respect."
Lucas: "You gotta train him."
Ness: "I don't know how."
Lucas: "We could try to figure it out together."
Ness: "Yeah?"
Lucas: "Sure, I mean, we could look up Youtube vids."
Ness: "Yeah, ok. Right now though, I need to feed him."
With that, Ness left and went back to his room. He poured the kibble onto the bowl. Lucky of course, threw a tantrum. The Espeon used his telekinetic power to throw things around.
Ness: "Lucky, stop!"
Lucky: "Espiii!"
He wanted to teach Lucky that just because he's throwing a tantrum, doesn't mean he can get whatever he wants. He picked up his Espeon by the nape of his neck and held him up to his face.
Ness: "Lucky, if you keep acting like this, then… No walk!"
Lucky bit his hand causing the psychic to drop him.
Ness: "Ow! Lucky, you… That's it! No walk!"
Lucky: "Espeon!"
Lucky leaped at him and started clawing his face. The two fell on the floor. Lucky ended up hitting his head at the edge of the bed frame.
Ness: "L-Lucky, are you ok?"
Ness immediately held his Espeon's poor head.
Lucky: "E-Espii…"
Ness: "I'm sorry. Ok, look, I-I'll buy you wet food."
The Espeon's ears perked up. He 'limped' over to his leash and handed it to him. Ness sighed and hooked it up. The two walked over to the PokeMart.
They went to the fridge area where all the wet food was located.
Ness: "It's so expensive…"
Lucky: "Pii!"
He sighed and grabbed a log of wet food. He went over to the cashier. It was still expensive, but thankfully his discount went through. The two hurried back home and he put the wet food in the bowl.
Lucky downed it in an instant. He then cuddled onto Ness's leg acting all innocent. Ness bent down and started petting his Pokemon. Unfortunately, Lucky did a lot of damage to the place and Ness spent hours cleaning up his room.
He was so into cleaning, he didn't realize that he was late for work.
Ness: "Shit!"
He quickly returned Lucky back inside his ball and ran.
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Leafstorm
Ness: "S-sorry!"
Leaf turned around and gave him a mean look.
Leaf: "You're late…"
Ness: "Sorry, I was-
Leaf: "I don't care. You're in the baby Pokemon department again."
Ness: "Thanks for-
Leaf: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
With that, she left and went outside. He frowned and went over to his department. The baby Pokemon stared at them with their big ol' eyes.
Ness: "Hey, guys."
The baby Pokemon crowded him and demanded play. He REALLY wasn't feeling it, but he played with them anyway. It didn't help that Todd came out of nowhere and started wrestling with him.
Ness: "Todd, stop!"
Todd indeed did not stop. The buff Cleffa continued to attack him. He used his telekinetic power and held Todd in the air.
Todd: "CLEFFA!"
The baby Pokemon didn't like that Ness was giving Todd all the attention, so they all tackled him onto the ground. This interrupted Ness's power and Todd was released.
Todd jumped in the air and body slammed Ness including the Pokemon that were on him.
Ness: "Uwah!"
Todd was going to do it again, but Ness rolled out of the way. He took out his Pokeball and summoned Lucky.
Lucky looked at the scene confused.
Ness: "Lucky, I'm counting on you."
Lucky: "Espii?"
Lucky gave Ness a confused look.
Ness: "Let's have a Pokemon battle!"
Lucky: "Es?"
Todd smirked and prepared an offensive stance. The baby Pokemon were hyped up. They stood on the sidelines and started cheering.
Ness: "Alright, Lucky, use swift!"
Lucky had a good look at the Cleffa and then back at Ness who looked pumped up. This excited the Pokemon. Now's his chance to go all out and show his trainer how awesome he is. Lucky used swift at Todd. However, Todd punched those damn stars like they were nothing.
Lucky: "Espii?!"
Ness: "That's ok, Lucky. Use psychic!"
Todd felt a sudden migraine. He held his head and cringed in pain.
Ness: "Nice! Now use-
Todd: "CLEEEFFAAAAA!"
Todd roared at the top of his lungs. He somehow was able to resist the pain in his head and bum rushed Lucky onto the ground.
Lucky tried to get back up, but Todd got on top and did a multi-punch attack.
Ness: "LUCKY!"
Ness took out his ball and returned his Espeon. Todd gave Ness a demonic glare. Who hurt this Cleffa?
Todd ran at Ness. The psychic quickly dodged out of the way. However, Todd used substitution and appeared behind him. Ness quickly turned around and caught Todd's punch. Todd wasn't backing down. He continued to push through.
Holy fuck! Why is this baby evolution so fucking strong?! Ness didn't want to, but with his free hand he punched Todd. The Cleffa was thrown across the room, but luckily he landed on his feet against the wall. He kicked, launching himself back at Ness. The psychic ducked. Todd landed on the ground and smirked at him.
The baby Pokemon were hyped up. They screamed louder causing Leaf to hear from outside. She slammed the door open and saw that Todd and Ness were staring each other down.
She took out her whistle and blew on it. Everyone cringed and covered their ears.
Leaf: "What's going on?!"
Ness: "Ow!"
Leaf: "Ness, what happened?"
He pointed at Todd.
Leaf: "Todd, did you start another fight?"
Todd: "CLEFFA."
Leaf: "I know you love fighting, but you could hurt the babies."
Todd: "CLEFFA! CLEFFA CLEFFA."
Leaf: "Go rough-house with the fighting type in the gym."
Todd: "CLEFFA." (FINE.)
Todd went to the gym and started playing with the buff Pokemon.
Leaf stared at Ness who was sitting on the floor. He scratched the back of his head and nervously smiled at her. She rolled her eyes and started heading back outside.
Ness: "Wait!"
Leaf: "What."
Ness: "I just wanted to say thank you."
Leaf: "Whatever."
She slammed the door on her way out which caused him to flinch. He summoned Lucky back out and used PK Lifeup on him.
Ness: "Sorry about that, Lucky."
Lucky: "Espeon."
Ness: "Feel better though?"
Lucky: "Espii!"
Lucky cuddled up next to his trainer. The other baby Pokemon got jealous and also cuddled him. He sat there with a bunch of Pokemon on him. At least this is better than getting jumped.
He stayed put until eventually the Pokemon fell asleep on him, including Lucky. He carefully pushed the Pokemon off of him and moved them to the nap area.
He sat on the rocking chair and went on his phone. He smiled when he saw that Tina posted a new photo. He immediately liked it and commented.
Tina's Post
Comment section
Ness Loch: Looking awesome!
…
He saw that his comment got a bunch of likes and comments.
Ness's comment
Ness Loch: Looking awesome!
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* horsecockk: whoa ness is dat u?
* Taiiyto: omg its ness!
* Poopstomp223: hiiii ness!
*pizza cheese laffy: please i'm begging make a vid of u dancing
*tinycockjosh: I wanna fuck u so bad
*Opressed_and_depressed: wait whatcha doin' in Tina's twitter do u 2 know eachother?
*Waikikibeach: aww does someone got a crush
*otterpoppussy: I love that yur japanese
*bus_station368$: #otterpoppussy dude he's korean
*darkslayyya69: Ness omg its da real u! I love u so much!
…
His fanbase is an embarrassment. He hopes they don't bother Tina. Although as he was scrolling through the comments, it seems like she also attracts a lot of creeps.
Ding!
[- Tina
DM
Tina: wats up!
Ness: Oh, hey!
Tina: lol i saw u commented on my new post
Ness: Yeah… Sorry about the unwanted attention.
Tina: wat r u talkin about
Ness: People are commenting on my comment and it's inappropriate. Sorry about that.
Tina: u dont gotta be sorry. dat shit happens all da time
Ness: It does?
Tina: oh yeah ur not the only one dat deals wit dis shit
Ness: Is it bad for you too?
Tina: oh yeah. lots of thirsty men
Ness: Yeah, I saw that.
Tina: jelaous?
Ness: No! I definitely don't think of you in that way.
Tina: oh?
Ness: Wait, I didn't mean it like that!
Tina: nah im ugly
Ness: No! You're not ugly at all! You're beautiful! I just… You know, I don't think of you inappropriately like the other guys do because I'm not that type of guy.
Tina: so u dont jerk off to my pics
Ness: Absolutely not!
Tina: im hurt
Ness: WHAT!
Tina: lmao im jk i understand bro
Ness: I do think you're beautiful.
Tina: oh? so r u sayin dat ur interested
Ness: Not like those men! I don't view you as, you know, a pretty girl to fawn over.
Tina: so im not pretty enough to fawn over? feels bad
Ness: No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. I meant to say I don't want you just for your body.
Tina: so u do want me?
Ness: Yes!
Tina: whoa wat!
Ness: As a friend! I want you as a friend. I find you pretty because you're my friend.
Tina: im only pretty becauz im ur frend
Ness: No, I always found you pretty.
Tina: oh? so u do find my attractive
Tina: *me
Ness: Yes! But not in the I want to sleep with you kind of way.
Tina: damn
Ness: Because I respect you! I want to get to know you first.
Tina is typing…
…
Wham!
Suddenly the door swung open. Leaf gave him an angry look.
Leaf: "What are you doing?"
Ness: "Uh…"
She saw that he was blushing hard. Leaf assumed he was watching something inappropriate.
Leaf: "You're not watching anything lewd, are you?"
Ness: "W-what! No!"
Leaf: "Then why is your face red?"
Ness: "Uh… B-because uh…"
Leaf: "Ness, are you fucking serious?"
Ness: "It's not what you're thinking!"
Leaf: "Then why do you look flustered?"
Ness: "It's because…"
He bit his lip. If he says it's because of a girl, she's going to think he's a total perv. She's going to hate him more. He has to think of something, but what? Why else would a guy stare at his phone flustered like this?
Leaf: "Ness, you're disgusting. Don't fucking look that shit up at work."
Ness: "No, it's Twitter!"
Leaf: "Twitter? Really?"
Ness: "Yes! See!"
He showed her his phone. He made sure to leave Tina's page before showing her.
Leaf: "So, you're gawking Twitter thots, huh?"
Ness: "What?"
He looked at his phone and it was full of cute girls. Why is his page full of this? He doesn't even interact with their posts. Well… Ok, he does like Tina's post a lot, but why is it attracting a bunch of random girls on his page?
Leaf: "You're gross."
Ness: "N-no! It's… I'm not sure why my page is full of these girls. I don't even know them."
Leaf: "Stop fawning over girls while you're at work. It's not professional."
Ness: "I know that! It's… Well… Haha…"
Leaf: "Tch! Get off your phone and start cleaning the place if you have nothing else to do."
Ness: "Ok…"
With that Leaf left. He felt embarrassed. She totally thinks he was looking at girls, which he was, but it only one. One very pretty girl named Tina. Oh, speaking of Tina, what did she say?
[- Tina
DM
Tina: so if u get to know me more then would u be interested in fuckin
Character Card
Name: Toon Link
Segment Title: Boyz Chillin
Sex: M
Age: 21
Height: 5'2
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Mental Illness: Anger issues
Ethnic background: Hylian
Body Type: Skinny
Fashion: His hero tunic
Personality: Extroverted, funny, high energy, rowdy
Skills: Swords and shit, knows how to use a boat, good at directions
Hobbies: Swimming, enjoys playing the flute, loves exploring