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The Clone
Customer: "And uh, can I get another pepperoni pizza."
Nate: "Yeah for sure."
Customer: "No actually scratch that."
Nate: "Ok."
Customer: "Wait, no I'm sorry can you add that back in?"
Nate: "Of course."
Customer: "Cool. Can I get a side order of fries?"
Nate: "We don't serve fries here."
Customer: "Seriously?"
Nate: "Yeah, sorry."
Customer: "Fuckin' hell. Ok you know what, scratch the pepperoni pizza."
Nate: "Both of them?"
Customer: "No! Are you stupid? Just the second one I added."
Nate: "Ok."
Customer: "What're your sides?"
Nate: "We have cheesy bread, wings, and cookies."
Customer: "Can I get wings with that?"
Nate: "Yes. What flavor?"
Customer: "Garlic parmesan."
Nate: "Good choice! Anything else?"
Customer: "Read the order back to me."
Nate: "You ordered a personal sized pepperoni pizza, garlic parmesan wings, and a drink."
Customer: "Can you add the second pepperoni pizza back in there?"
Nate: *Sighs* "Of course."
Customer: "What's with that attitude?"
Nate: "What attitude?"
Customer: "The fuckin' sigh."
Nate: "Oh, no. S-sorry that wasn't because of you. It's been a long day in general."
Customer: "I don't fuckin' care. Don't show your customers that you're frustrated. It's not good customer service."
Nate: "But I-
Customer: "I wanna speak to your manager."
Nate: "S-sure."
Nate went over to Kimberly's office and knocked on the door. She opened it and asked what's wrong.
Nate: "Customer wants to speak to you."
Kimberly: "Ugh, fine."
Kimberly walked her way over to the front counter.
Kimberly: "Hello, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, that scallywag over there has an attitude problem."
Nate: "Scallywag?"
Kimberly: "We're sorry about that. It's been busy and-
Customer: "I don't give a fuck! Don't give poor customer service in general."
Kimberly: "I apologize."
Customer: "I want a free pizza."
Kimberly: "We can't-
Customer: "He was being a lil shit! You don't want me goin' on Yelp and givin' a poor review, do ya?"
Kimberly: "N-no."
Customer: "Then give me a goddamn free pizza."
Kimberly: "Of course. Which one would you like?"
Customer: "A large pepperoni pizza."
Kimberly: "Anything else?"
Customer: "Yeah, tell your fuckin' employee to work on his attitude."
Kimberly: "Of course…"
Customer: "Now what's my payment?"
Kimberly: "That'll be $23.82."
The Karen paid for the order and went to one of the tables to wait for her food. Kimberly glared at Nate and motioned him to follow her to her office. He frowned and did so.
When they arrived, she sat on her desk. He sat on the chair in front.
Kimberly: "What happened?"
Nate: "All I did was sigh."
Kimberly: "You can't do that in front of the customers."
Nate: "It's hard not to. That person was bein' the worst."
Kimberly: "I know it's difficult, but you can't do that."
Nate wanted to sigh, but held back.
Nate: "Ok, I'm sorry."
Kimberly: "Alright, go back to work."
He left her office and went back to the front counter. Geez, what's Kimberly's problem? It wasn't that big of a deal. They didn't have to talk privately about it.
Ding!
Nate checked his phone to see that Electra texted him. He looked around to see if there were any customers. Looks like there isn't. He smiled with his tongue out and began texting her back.
[- Electra
DM
Electra: Heeyy pizza boy
Nate: hey blondie
Electra: Wanna come over
Nate: maybe
Electra: Just maybe?
Nate: yeah just maybe
Electra: What do I gotta do to convince to say yes
Nate: idk figure it out ;)
Electra: Playin hard to get as always I see
Nate: u know it
Electra: Mkay I know just the thing ;*
Nate: and wats dat
…
It's been a minute since she's texted him back. He wondered what exactly she meant by that. Oh well. He'll figure out later. He was about to put his phone away, but...
Ding!
Oh shit!
[- Electra
DM
Electra: *Sends suggestive pic*
Nate: holys hit
Electra: You like what you see?
Nate: ur gettin me excited
Electra: I'll take that as a yes
Nate: Stp! im at work
Electra: Then why do you keep texting back hm?
Nate: bc its slow
Electra: I might send you morre
Nate: plz do
Nate: no i mean no
Electra: We both know you want it
Nate: ur gonna get me int rouble
Electra: I don't care
Nate: i thought u liked me
Electra: I do. That's why I'm sending you these pics
Nate: wat if i lose my job
Electra: Oh well~
Nate: is it wrong that i like the fact that u dont care
Electra: You're too easy
Nate: i am a guy
Electra: You're lucky you're cute. I would never do this with anyone else
…
Ding-a-ling
A customer walked up to the front.
Nate: "Hi, what can I get ya?"
Customer: "Aren't you a little too young to work?"
Nate: "What?"
Customer: "You look fifteen."
Nate: "Hahaha~ I'm nineteen."
Customer: "You're gonna like that in the future."
Nate: "Hahaha!"
Customer: "Anyway, can I get wings?"
Nate: "Yeah, what flavor?"
Customer: "Barbeque."
Nate: "Oooh my favorite."
Customer: "I like that it's sweet."
Nate: "Saaame. Anything else?"
Customer: "Nope just the wings."
Nate: "That'll be $11.15."
The customer paid and waited for their order. Meanwhile Nate went straight back to his phone.
[- Electra
DM
Electra: You're lucky you're cute. I would never do this with anyone else
Nate: aww yeah? ;)
Electra: So you like my pic right?
Nate: i wanna lie and say no
Electra: Wasn't it nice?
Nate: yeaaaaah
Electra: Since I gave you a free pic how about you come over tonight
Nate: damn
Nate: no im reisiting
Electra: If you want I can send you something sexier. Will that convince ya ;D
Nate: sexier?
Electra: My nudes
…
Nate went red in the face. This girl… She's so bold. She's absolutely crazy and he loved it.
[- Electra
DM
Nate: stop u almost made me choke
Electra: Then how about you have your revenge and make me choke on something of yours later tonight
Nate: stp! i cant have a boner at workk
Electra: Knowing that could get you fired turns me on more
Nate: u seriously want me to get in trouble
Electra: It doesn't affect me
Nate: i h8 u
Electra: But not this body right
Electra: *Sends nude pic*
Nate: electra!
Electra: Now you have to come over
Nate: ur crazy!
Electra: I'll see you later tonight
Electra: Oh and don't forget to bring pizza otherwise I won't let you in
Nate: i see how it is
Nate: ur using me for free food
Electra: Bingo!
Nate: dats mean :(
Electra: Oh don't worry you'll be gettin a treat
Nate: I wonder what that treat will be
Electra: You'll have to come find out~
…
He could feel his pants getting tight. Dammit! He's hard at work. He saw that there were no customers around. This is fine. He can go to the bathroom and wait it out.
Kimberly: "Nate."
Nate: "!"
He jumped a little.
Kimberly: "It's time for your break."
Nate: (Oh thank god.) "Are you takin' over for me?"
Kimberly: "Nope. Ashley is."
Ashley walked over and passive aggressively pushed him out of the way. Fuckin' hell! What's her problem? Whatever. He clocked out and went to the bathroom to wait out his boner. When it was gone, he went to front counter to order.
Nate: "Can I get a personal sized pineapple pizza."
Ashley: "Sure…" *Rolls eyes*
Nate: (What the fuck is her problem?)
Ashely: "Anything else?"
Nate: "Just a drink with that."
Ashley: "Ok, that'll be $5.28 with the employee discount."
Nate: "Thanks."
She let out a sigh and took his cash.
Nate: "Hey, are you ok?"
Ashley: "What?"
Nate: "You seem upset."
Ashley: "Yeah because ever since you got here, you've been taking my spot. MY SPOT!"
Nate: "I'm sorry. I don't even wanna be in front."
Ashley: "Suuure."
Nate: "I don't! Kimberly is putting me here and I don't know why."
Ashley: "It's because she likes you."
Nate: "If she did, then she would put me where I wanna be."
Ashley: "You're an idiot. Anyway, go wait somewhere else."
Nate: "Why do you hate me? It's not even my fault."
Ashley: "Because you shouldn't be getting the princess treatment. You're new and a guy. You belong in the kitchen."
Nate: "That's a little sexist."
Ashley: "I don't belong there. Customers like seeing a pretty girl, not some boy."
Nate: "Uh huh, yeah sure."
Ashley: "What're you trying to say?"
Nate: "You're not that pretty."
Ashley: "!"
Ashley's jaw dropped when he said that. His pizza was called out. He smirked at her and grabbed it, then left for the crew room.
Ben: "Hey, wassup, man."
Nate: "Wassup!"
The two dapped each other up.
Ben: "Bro, guess what?"
Nate: "What?"
Ben: "I got a girlfriend."
Nate: "Ayyye nice!"
Ben: "I know. She's a cute blonde."
Nate: "Oh god, is her name Electra?"
Ben: "What the fuck kind of name is that?"
Nate: "Phew."
Ben: "Wha?"
Nate: "Nothin'. Anyway, what's she like? C'mon gimme the deets."
Ben: "I don't really know much about her, but she cute so… Yeah."
Nate: "That's it?"
Ben: "I mean we talked a little. She's sweet and kind."
Nate: "That's always good."
Ben: "Also I haven't fucked in a bit, so now I get to get some."
Nate: "So, no more Kimberly?"
Ben: "I mean…"
Nate: "Dude, no. I was joking. You have a girlfriend."
Ben: "C'mon bro. Kimberly is a baddie."
Nate: "She is…"
Ben: "I just wish she wasn't a fuckin' bitch."
Nate: "She's not a bitch."
Ben: "Bro, c'mon, she constantly yells at kitchen."
Nate: "She's under a lot of pressure."
Ben: "Did you two fuck or somethin'?"
Nate: "W-what?"
Ben: "Only people who fucked her would be on that bitch's side."
They heard footsteps and saw Trey come in.
Ben: "Treyyy!"
Nate: "Ayye!"
Trey: "Sup bitches."
Ben: "I ain't no bitch."
Trey: "You right. You a dumbass."
Ben: "Well guess what?"
Trey: "What?"
Ben: "This dumbass just got a girlfriend."
Trey: "I feel sorry for her."
Ben: "Hey!"
Nate: *Snickers*
Trey: "Hahaha! So, who's this girl?"
Ben: "A cute blonde from my school."
Trey: "Thought you was into brunettes."
Ben: "I'm into any woman."
Trey: "Aren't we all?"
Nate: "We're all simple."
Trey: "Facts."
Ben: "So Nate, got a girl, yet?"
Nate: "No."
Ben: "Ask Kimberly out."
Trey: "Sure if he wants to catch them Stds."
Nate: "What is that?"
Trey: "Bro, what?!"
Nate: "What's Stds?"
Ben: "Dude, how old are ya?"
Trey: "Bro, your parents didn't teach ya?"
Nate: "No…"
Trey: "Sexual trasmitted disease."
Nate: "Disease through sex?"
Ben: "Duh. Everyone knows that."
Nate: "Haha…"
Trey: "Bro, you scream virgin."
Nate: "Yeaaah."
Ben: *Snickers* "Virgin."
Trey: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Nate and Ben: "Hey!"
Trey: "Fuckin' idiot number one and idiot number two over here."
Nate: "Would you think I'm a bigger idiot if I told you I don't know what Spongebob is?"
Both Ben and Trey's jaws dropped.
Ben: "Have you been livin' under a rock?!"
Trey: "Bro, you don't know what Spongebob is?!"
Nate: "No."
Trey: "What are you?"
Nate: (A clone.)
Ben: "Fuckin' sheltered is what he is."
Trey: "We gotta watch Spongebob."
Nate: "So it's a show?"
Ben and Trey: "BROOOO!"
Nate: "Whaaat!"
Trey: "I can't deal with you right now."
Nate: "Hey, I'm bein' honest."
Ben: "We know it's just… Damn, bro don't know nothin'."
Trey: "That's it! We're watchin' Spongebob tonight."
Nate: "I can't. I promised another friend I would come over."
Ben: "Is it a girl?"
Nate: "Maybe~"
Trey: "It better not be Kimberly."
Nate: "It's not."
Trey: "Who is she? I'm curious."
Nate: "Her name is Electra."
Trey: "Oh, I know her."
Nate: "You do?"
Trey: "We went to the same school."
Nate: "Oh damn."
Ben: "Small world."
Nate: "Did you two ever talk?"
Trey: "Not really."
Ben: "Wait, how old are you?"
Trey: "Nineteen."
Ben: "Damn. You look older."
Trey: "Fuck you."
Ben: "At least you don't look like Nate. He looks younger than both of us."
Trey: "Nate, how old are you?"
Nate: "Nineteen."
Trey: "We're the same age?"
Ben: "He don't look nineteen."
Nate: "I get fifteen a lot."
Trey: "I was thinkin' sixteen but yeah I can see that too."
Nate's phone alarm went off.
Ben: "Aww gotta go back?"
Nate: "Yeaaaah."
Trey: "Good luck."
Nate: "Thaaanks."
Nate got up, but as he did his drink was falling on the floor. Without thinking he used his telekinetic power to catch it before it hit the floor. The two boys stared at him shocked.
Ben: "Hey, what the fuck!"
Trey: "Yo! How you doin' that?"
Nate: "Uh…"
He gave them an awkward toothy smile and set the cup back down.
Nate: "I'm a magician."
Trey: "Wait, hold on. I knew you looked familiar."
Nate: "What do you mean?"
Trey: "Are You that one kid that defeated the aliens?"
Ben: "The legendary hero?"
Nate: "What're you talking about?"
Trey: "You look exactly like the boy!"
Ben: "The psychic hero who saved Onett."
Trey: "Not just Onett; the whole world."
Nate: "OH! You're talkin' about my brother."
Trey: "Wha?"
Nate: "Yeah, my brother did that. His name is Ness."
Ben: "Shiiit! Yeah, Ness was his name!"
Nate: "Yeah, I'm not him."
Ben: "You look so much like him!"
Nate: "We're twins."
Ben: "How come you didn't help save the world?"
Nate: "Because I'm a lil bitch. Also don't tell anyone about my abilities ok. I don't want attention."
Ben: "We won't."
Trey: "My lips are sealed."
Nate: "Thanks. Anyway, I gotta go back."
Ben: "Aww, wait, I have so many questions."
Nate: "Oh well. Duty calls~"
Ben: *Snickers* "He said doodie."
Trey: "Ugh." *Facepalms*
With that Nate left and went back to the front counter.
Ashley: "No, I don't wanna leave."
Nate: "Ya kinda have to."
Kimberly walked in the scene.
Kimberly: "Actually, Nate, can I see you in my office?"
Ashley smirked. He gave the ginger a confused yet angry look. She said shit, didn't she?
Nate: "Sure…"
Ashley stuck her tongue out at him. He gave her a mean look and followed Kimberly into her office.
Nate: "I sure come here a lot…"
Kimberly: "Sit down."
He listened and sat down on the chair yet again.
Kimberly: "Ashley told me what you said to her."
Nate: "And what's that?"
Kimberly: "You insulted her looks apparently."
Nate: "She was the one that said I shouldn't be in customer service because I'm a guy. She basically called me ugly."
Kimberly: "Oh did she now?"
Nate: "Yes!"
Kimberly: "Well that's just incorrect. You're the hottest guy in this town."
Nate: "I know right!"
The two shared a laugh.
Kimberly: "Oh Nate. I love that you're here."
Nate: "Yeah?"
Kimberly: "You're so fun to work with."
Nate: "Aww, gee, thanks."
He blushed and nervously scratched the back of his head.
Kimberly: "God, you're so hot."
Nate: "You're hotter~"
The two stared at each other for a bit and then started making out. When they pulled away, she started taking off her clothes.
Nate: "W-wait."
Kimberly: "What?"
Nate: "We shouldn't. We're at work."
Kimberly: "Doesn't that make it more exciting~"
Nate: "Well… I mean, yeah, but what if we get caught?"
Kimberly: "With what cameras?"
The two looked around and saw that there were none.
Nate: "But what if someone knocks?"
Kimberly: "We ignore it."
Nate: "What about the noise? They'll hear."
Kimberly: "I'll be quiet."
Nate: "You weren't last time~"
Kimberly: "That's because we were at my place."
Nate: "I dunno. My dick is pretty good~"
Kimberly: "Not good enough to get me to scream at work."
Nate: "Oh yeah?"
Kimberly: "Unless you can prove to me otherwise."
Nate: "Oh, so it's gonna be like that, huh?"
Kimberly: "Mhm~"
He spanked her ass and grabbed it.
Kimberly: "Ah!" *Blushes*
Nate: "Pretty loud, don't ya think?" *Smirks*
Kimberly: "I was caught off guard. That doesn't count."
Nate: "Oh honey, you don't stand a chance."
Warning Smut
Nate and Kimberly began making out again.
Kimberly: "Mm~"
He pulled away and let out a quiet chuckle.
Nate: ["What happened to bein' quiet?"]
Kimberly: ["S-shut up."]
Nate: ["Hush now. It's only gonna get more intense from here~"]
He unbuttoned his shirt to let the air cool him down. He took off his pants but kept his boxers on. He was able to slip is dick out through the hole.
She stripped right in front of him. He bit his lip as he scanned her body.
Nate: ["Damn, you're body is so sexy. I can't resist~"]
Kimberly: ["You're not half bad either~"]
He picked her up and pressed her up against the wall. He put his face against her boobs and started sucking on her nipples.
Kimberly: "Ahn~"
Nate: ["Shhh."]
She wrapped one of her arms around his neck and with her free hand, she covered her mouth.
Nate: ["What a good girl."]
Kimberly: ["Oh Nate~"]
Nate: ["Kimberly~"]
He was easily able to slip is cock inside of her because she was dripping.
Nate: ["Someone's excited~"]
Kimberly: "Ah!"
Her legs were wrapped around his back and her arms around his neck. She had a good grip on him.
He started fucking her against the wall. She's never had a guy done this before. He's so strong. Stronger than she gave him credit for. Her ex-husband wasn't strong enough to keep this up.
Kimberly: "Ah! Nn~! Y-yes!"
Nate: ["Ugh… You're so tight… I love you."]
*Clap clap clap clap*
Kimberly: "Haah… N-Nate I- Ah~ …Nghh~"
Nate: ["Fuck~!"]
He was enjoying her cute little moans. What a degenerate manager. She's letting him do this while they're both on the clock. She's the absolute worst, but he couldn't resist her sexy ass voice and that body.
Knock!
Knock!
The two stopped.
Ashley: "Kimberly, are you there? A customer wants to speak to a manager."
Kimberly: "Not now I'm busy!"
Ashley: "But-
Kimberly: "I'm in the middle of something. Tell the customer whatever it is, they can have it for free."
Ashley: "Seriously?!"
Kimberly: "Yeah, whatever. Now go."
The two heard Ashley walk off. They both stared at each other and smiled. He repositioned both of them to get a better grip and started fucking her again.
Nate: ["God, you're so- *grunts* -terrible for this."]
Kimberly: ["Nn~! I know, I'm the- *pants* -worst…"]
God, he's dominant and his voice is so endearing.
Nate: ["You know what a bad girl gets?"]
Kimberly: "What?"
He shoved his dick deep inside of her and started going faster. Her tongue was out and her eyes rolled to the back of her head.
Kimberly: "Mmm! Ah! Ah! Haaah~!"
Suddenly he stopped and put her down. She was going to ask why, but he grabbed her head and shoved his dick in her mouth.
He forced her to move her head back and forth until she felt a warm slimy goo. She swished it around and swallowed it.
He put his pants back on and smirked at her.
Nate: "Did it taste good?"
Kimberly: "Delicious."
Nate: "I kinda wanna taste of you."
Kimberly: "I want you to lick me."
She sat on top of her desk and spread her legs. He went on his knees and started eating her out.
Kimberly: "Mm~ So gentle…"
He continued to lick her clit until she let out a loud moan and pushed his head away.
Kimberly: "T-too much."
Nate: "Did you finish?"
Kimberly: "Y-yeah…"
He saw her pussy covered with a white-ish clear goo.
Nate: "Damn, you really liked it, huh?"
Kimberly: "Haa… Haah… S-shut up."
Nate: "Hey, I wasn't the loud one."
Kimberly: "I wasn't loud."
Nate: "Mkay~"
With that he kissed her on the cheek and left the place. She sat there shocked at what just happened.
She's never had sex with someone during work. It was the most exciting thing she's ever experienced. She always thought of it as a fantasy but it actually came true. Also the way he fucked her was crazy. She's only seen that shit on porn. She's never had so much fun in her life! She could actually see herself with him. He's definitely the one she's been missing and she's going to make sure that he stays with her and ONLY HER.
