NJKW Picnic Paranoiascape 2028
Fictional Date: May 4th 2028
The Dimmadome - Dimmsdale (Fairly Odd Parents)
Sponsored By Pizza Hut
THEME SONG:
"Living In The Shadow Of Yesterday" By Charred Walls Of The Damned
OFFICIAL RESULTS
(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match
Paula Polestar (C)
Def. Zell Dincht
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
Kayin Amoh (C)
Def. Pentagon Jr.
For The NJKW Championship
Chakan The Forever Man
Def. Roman Reigns
In A Send Me To Hell Match
Nikolai Khabibulin (C)
Def. Reiko The Commander
For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship
By Count Out
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Reiko Begrudgingly Shakes His Head In Disbelief And Walks Away)
Mavado Pryce
Def. I-No (C)
In A Best Of 7 Anything And Everything Goes Falls Count Anywhere PPV Series Match
For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
(Mavado Leads 1 - 0)
Michiru Kagemori
Def. Geralt Of Rivia (C) And Pride (FaM)
In An Anything And Everything Goes Falls Count Anywhere Triple Threat Match
For The MXC Championship
The Keepers Of Time (Liu Kang And Geras) (C)
Def. Driv3r Joe And Billy Bob Tenley
For The NJKW Tag Team Championship
Akuma (C) (W/Tokido)
Def. Wolf O'Donnell
For The NJKW Interscholastic Championship
Saitouen, Shadow Yamoto And Larcen Tyler
Def. Prof. Mourshien, Stan Bittleman And Curtis Craig
Raven (Force Five) (C)
Def. Paul Heyman
In Extreme Rules Match
For The NJKW White Knight Championship
Revelance (Erica Bartholomew And Isla)
Def. Aerith Gainesborough And Shelke Rui
(NOTE: At The Start Of The Match, Shelke Turns On Aerith And Uncloaks Her Disguise, Transforming Into The REAL YUFFIE KISARAGI! After The Short Disappointing Match, Yuffie Reveals She Stole From Shinra's Technology To Reveal That It Was Shelke Who Merged With Elena, Not Yuffie, Causing Both Erica And Isla To Feel Amazed From Yuffie's Deception Against Aerith)
Erdrick LeCarde And The Backlash (Lu Lingqui, Gabriel Belmont, Tyreen Calypso And Yuta Asahina)
Def. Lee Zou, Ribbon, Classic Lamar And The Y Siblings (Xavier What And Xyllia Whatever)
In A 5 On 5 Lethal Lockdown Match
Akuma (C) (W/Tokido)
Def. Io Sky
For The NJKW National Hymns Championship
Chie Satonaka
Vs Laylamon
Ended In A Double Count Out
(SPECIAL GUEST REF: Havik)
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match Chie Speared Laylamon Off The Ring Apron From Between The Ropes As Both Girls Are Out Cold Outside Of The Ring, Only For Havik To Start Counting, But As Both Girls Are Out Cold, Havik Counts Both Girls Out, Rendering Havik's Performance As The Ref, His Best In NJKW So Far)
Solo Sikoa
Def. Maka Albarn
(NOTE: After The Match, Solo Hoists Maka Onto His Shoulder And Carries Her To The Medic's Room, Hinting At Solo And Fatu's Face Turns)
Jack O' Valentine
Def. Scorpion
(NOTE 1: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Sol Badguy And Asuka R. Kruez Rush In To Confront Jack O', Only For Sol, Jack O' And Asuka R# To Turn Heel And Jump Scorpion, Forming A Villainous 3V3 Team Called "The Room")
(NOTE 2: This Is Garcia Flynn And Ray Narvaez Jr.'s NJKW Commentary Team Debut As They Joins Chick Gizzard Lips, Shuichi Saihara, Byron Saxton)
NJKW KICKSTART SHOW
The Mega Powers (Hulk Hogan And Randy Savage) (W/ Miss Elizabeth And Steve Balmer)
Def. The Reptiles (Syzoth And Komodai)
THE JUMP IN
Omni Man, Peacemaker And Ed Boon
Def. One Earth American Team (Superman, Captain America And Homelander)