Original Posted On Dec. 3, 2024
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Gamelover41592: It is really hilarious that the new episode revealed the sins. I wanted to go back and add their design details… but chose against it.
Bednarczykmiki: Yes, Naruto does. He has HUGE crushes on the Sins of Lust and Gluttony.
Arashi Uzukaze: You will be disappointed.
MisterWriter1994: Oh, yes, it has just begun.
MEATBICYCLE: No, Lilith and Naruto are going to be Abridged Alucard/Integra. HAHAHAHAAHAHA that's most likely true. OH, speaking of Mammon, my GF came up with an interesting theory: Glitz and Glam are the bastard children of Mammon and Leviathan, which is why they are twins and are very greedy. Yep, Bee, Ozz, and Luci are gonna defend their cute little puppy. Yes, Naruto is the puppy. He is SIGNIFICANTLY younger than them all. Well… no. Octavia is 17, while Stolas is 35. SO, at latest, Stolas was 18 when Octavia was born, making Octavia at least 1 at this time. Hm… as of this point, nothing HUGE happened.
Freedomringer: One time Pass? You'd think so.
DaftMerc39: Yep, it was Naruto's little vengeance against Lilith. I pondered how Naruto got his last name, and came to this idea: Charlie gives Naruto his last name, thus cementing Naruto's loyalty to Charlie even more. Yeah, I forgot to write a Naruto/Mirko dance scene. Not just Lucifer, but Ozzie and Bee as well. That is interesting, speaking of theories, I told MEATBICYCLE one my GF came up with, you should check it out and see if you agree with us. Never played Diablo at all, so… I can't say either way.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Having Mammon get shut down by not only Lucifer, but Bee and Ozzie as well was a lot of fun to write. I wish that MasterMind had come out before I wrote last chapter, because I'd have added more for Satan, Belphegor, and leviathan. Got an interesting theory for Leviathan and Mammon, mentioned it when talking to MEATBICYCLE. Oh, Ozzie HAD to point that out to Naruto, having the fox not understand is the punchline. I don't think I can get into Fate/Stay.
MichaelTheFox: Hehe… not there yet bud.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 17: Without Distinction
Skip, Three Years Later…
Naruto got up before his alarm, turning it off.
"Well, another day…" He mumbled as he got up, yawning. "In paradise."
He shucked off his pajamas, quickly dressing in his normal attire.
A burgundy long sleeve button up, a black tie and vest, with black pants with a brown belt. He still wore his wire gloves on his hands.
At sixteen years old, Naruto Uzumaki was tall, as expected of hounds.
His body had gotten more muscle, but was lean, hidden under his clothing.
He had not once neglected training his body and mind.
Brushing his hair back with a comb, which didn't work as it sprung back up into its natural spikey form, Naruto brushed his teeth in his private bathroom, put his watch on, grabbed his phone, and then walked out of his room.
"Morning, Razzle, Dazzle." Naruto greeted as the tiny demons fluttered toward him. "Is our Master still sleeping?"
They nodded as Naruto walked past a window of their house, revealing the sun hadn't risen yet.
Which was normal.
Afterall, it was a butler's job to wake before his master, and sleep after they've gone to bed.
Walking downstairs, Naruto entered the kitchen, rolling up his sleeves as Razzle and Dazzle began setting up the table while Naruto began to get ingredients and cooking utensils to make breakfast.
Naruto turned on Youtube on his phone, picking his morning favorites, picking random.
As 'A Beautiful Morning' by The Rascals started playing, Naruto turned the stove on, and began cracking eggs with one hand and filled a kettle with water for some tea.
'Hmm…' Naruto hummed to the music. 'Three years…'
He looked around the kitchen.
Flashback…
"HOLY SHIT!" Naruto exclaimed as he and Charlie got out of the car with Razzle and Dazzle on Naruto's shoulders, gasping expressions on their faces.
It was close to midnight; the formal declaration party had been over.
But the party for the Princess wasn't done.
"Indeed." Lucifer chuckled at Naruto's vocalized surprise.
The house was two stories, very rectangular, with the top floor being slightly smaller, making it easy to have a deck on top of the first floor.
It was a variety of deep reds, with gold trimming, giving it an old fashion style, probably back in the 1920's.
"We didn't hold back in the design." Lilith said as she and Lucifer linked arms as Walter closed the door.
The small group entered the foyer, seeing the interior made Naruto and Charlie giddy.
'We get to live here?' They thought as they walked through the foyer.
"Downstairs is the kitchen, dining area, and so on and so forth." Lucifer explained to Charlie as Naruto ran upstairs. "Upstairs is the Master bedroom, which is your room, Charlie."
"Which one is mine?" Naruto asked from the railing.
"Your room is there." Lilith nonchalantly, irritably said with a shrug to the side.
She lazily pointed at a dog house… outside.
"HEY, FUCK YOHMMMMMPH…!" Naruto shouted as Razzle and Dazzle covered his mouth.
"Lilith." Lucifer whispered with a mild look of disappointment.
Lilith rolled her eyes as she reached into her pocket, and approached Charlie.
"Charlie, dear," She said in a much happier tone. "Here."
She placed a black key into Charlie's hands, which had a red eye.
"Oh?" Charlie said as the eye blinked before morphing into what could be considered a cat.
"This is Keekee." Lilith explained as said creature jumped into her daughter's arms, nuzzling Charlie. "She is the Key to the House. Please, take good care of her."
"I will." Charlie said as she hugged her mom. "Also, I will also continue to grow, I'll become a strong woman, like you."
Lilith smiled, shaking her head.
"No, dear. You mustn't become like me." She said as she put her hands on Charlie's shoulders. "You must be better…"
A look of hope entered Lilith's eyes as Naruto continued to look around the upper floors with Lucifer, who was smiling with pride.
"Say it." Lilith whispered, which Naruto heard.
"Hm?"
Naruto watched Charlie reciprocate Lilith's action, putting her own hands on her mother's shoulder's.
"I will be better." Charlie replied with confidence.
"Well said, Master." Naruto stated loudly with a smile as he leaned over the railing. "Well said."
"Seems like your pet needs to learn not to interrupt conversations." Lilith snipped, devilishly smirking as she stared Naruto in the eyes.
Naruto gave a short laugh.
"As if I need lessons from you, Queen of the…"
Naruto's confident persona was shattered as his face scrunched up, trying to think of what to say.
It was Lilith's turn to laugh.
"You better work on your one-liner's, punk." Lilith stated, taking the 'Laughing' anime pose, her hand before her mouth, head tilted back, confidence oozing out of every part of her body.
Naruto sizzled with anger, Lucifer chuckling as he patted his head.
"Lesson: Never Mess with the Queen of the Damned." Lucifer told his daughter's butler.
"Here, here." Walter said as he and a few other demons started loading the house with Naruto and Charlie's belongings.
"I'm going to get her back for that…" Naruto growled.
Lucifer laughed harder, ruffling Naruto's ears.
"Hey, stop…"
Lucifer ignored Naruto as the irritation was forcefully pushed aside as pleasant sensations went through his body from Lucifer patting his head.
Skip, One Hour…
Naruto and Charlie were alone, the King and Queen with their Head Butler having left.
"Well," Naruto said as he poured some tea for Charlie. "Is this what you expected?"
"Hm?" Charlie asked as she blew on the tea as Naruto poured himself some tea.
"When you took me in, is this what you expected to happen?" Naruto asked as he sat next to Charlie, before blowing on his tea.
The two sipped their tea, the soothing warmth washing over them.
"No, I really didn't think this is what the outcome would have been when I saw you in the ring." Charlie admitted. "It was just a whim."
Naruto laughed.
"You honestly are a demon." Naruto stated.
"And you aren't?" Charlie snipped back.
The Master and Servant drank their tea and went to sleep.
Flashback End…
Naruto shook himself from his memories as the tea kettle started to whistle.
'These last three years have been quite normal.' Naruto thought as he set the kettle aside, finishing breakfast.
As Razzle and Dazzle took the completed meal and set it up on the table, Naruto walked to the backyard, pulling out a cigarette.
He lit it and started smoking.
'Thanks, Walter.' Naruto thought as he let the smoke fill his lungs. 'Took forever for Charlie to accept this 'bad habit'.'
He chuckled as he continued his small break.
Meanwhile…
Mirko yawned as she got out of bed.
She, like Naruto, was sixteen years old.
She was taller, roughly four inches shorter than Naruto was.
As a young woman, her body was still developing, currently at the 'Average' for her age.
But that wasn't due to lack of good genetics.
Her body was not soft.
It was muscled.
It was strong.
Especially her legs.
To compare, one could say her legs were that of Chun-Li from Street Fighter.
Like Naruto, Mirko hadn't run from her training.
Hopping out of bed, Mirko jumped into basic yoga stretching, showing off her incredible flexibility and balance.
Mirko's mind was sharp.
She switched from the basics to advanced yoga stretches, before returning to normal standing.
'That's enough for one morning.' She thought as she shucked off her sleep wear, which was an oversized shirt.
And that was it.
Throwing on some sport shorts and a mid-drift shirt, Mirko left her room.
"G'morning, Mirko." Many of the arena fighters and workers said, greeting the daughter of their boss.
Mirko waved with a smile, ate a healthy breakfast before going to the gym for her usual morning routine.
However, her concentration was interrupted when Arlong's elbow slammed into her arm.
"Bitch." He grumbled smarmily as he kept walking.
"I know you are, but what am I?" Mirko asked, spinning on her heel, walking backwards.
"A Bitch." Arlong continued.
"Well, it takes one to know one." Mirko childishly retaliated as she spun back around.
Arlong growled.
"Hey…"
Arlong turned, his face scrunching further as he saw Hanayama.
"Is there a problem?" Hanayama asked, calmly.
He hadn't changed in the last three years, looking the same.
Shortly after joining the Rabbit Foot Arena, Hanayama gained recognition: Being the Demon who gained Champion status the fastest in the history of the Arena.
Unlike the other fighters and champions, Hanayama never trained.
"No… no problem, you shit." Arlong snipped as he walked away.
Hanayama waved at Mirko.
'Victory for Mirko~' Mirko thought, taking satisfaction in Arlong's reaction.
"You haven't changed." Hanayama stated as he walked up to the rabbit.
"Would you have it any other way?" Mirko playfully asked the ogre.
Hanayama shook his head.
"Have you seen Naruto lately?" Hanayama asked as Mirko and he walked toward the gym.
"He's doing good, going to visit him after I work out." Mirko said with a small, but very happy smile. "He is such a hard worker…"
A subtle smile appeared on Hanayama's face.
"When are you two going to start dating?"
Mirko turned red.
"WHAT?"
Hanayama chuckled as he dismissed himself, leaving Mirko standing alone in front of the gym.
Mirko's cheeks were red, hot, and steamy.
Tapping her cheeks, Mirko shook her head, returning to the present.
She entered the gym, surrounded by fellow fighters and champions.
'Alright, time for the usual!' Mirko thought as she pumped herself up for her morning workout.
Naruto and Charlie's House…
Naruto stood beside Charlie, ready to serve her as she ate breakfast.
"Delicious as always." Charlie said as she finished.
She was wearing a blue suit, her hair lightly curled, with light make up.
Around her neck was the orange magatama necklace Naruto had given her upon his oath.
"What are our plans for today, Naruto?" Charlie asked as she stood up, Naruto grabbing the dishes.
"We have to go grocery shopping." Naruto explained. "After that, we have a small gathering with some royals. In a few weeks, we will have to attend the birthday party of one Octavia Ars Goetia, who is turning one."
Charlie nodded as she helped Naruto do the dishes.
"I see." She said as they did the dishes.
There was a knock at the door.
Naruto's grip on the plate nearly slipped.
"You want me to…"
"No, I got the door." Naruto said as he took a towel to dry his hands before heading to the door.
Another knock came from the door as Naruto stood in front of it.
His hand was held out, but hesitation filled his being.
A small, subtle shaking in his fingers.
His breathing was tense.
He pushed his hand out and grasped the door.
A 'burning' sensation, a 'scream' in the back of his head telling him to stop as his stomach tightened and squirmed.
Charlie's hand appeared on his, helping him open the door.
A sense of ease washed over our beloved fox as the door opened.
"Good morning, Dear Princess." Walter greeted, bowing to Charlie.
"Good morning to you too, Walter."
"Sup, Walt. Is that a gray hair?" Naruto asked as Walter entered the house. "I mean, I knew you and Kaguya were still going at it, but I'd NEVER would have thought that she'd work you that hard."
"Well, at least I'm getting worked, unlike the virgin." Walter playfully shot back.
"He's got you there." Charlie snickered, making Naruto cross his arms and pout.
"You still took to long to open the door. You still…"
"I AM NOT SCARED OF OPENING DOORS!" Naruto yelled, only making Walter laugh harder.
Ten Minutes Later…
"Come on, Naruto, it's been over three years. You got to get over it." Walter advised after several minutes of trying to stop laughing.
Naruto ignored Walter as he exhaled smoke.
The two were out front, smoking as Charlie got the last-minute things done before Naruto and her left for the day.
"Tsk, easy for you, Mister Perfect at everything." Naruto snapped.
Walter sighed.
"Teen hormones." He sighed in disappointment.
"Eat shit." Naruto stated as a car pulled up.
"Sup, Naru." Mirko said as she jumped out of the car. "Oh, hey, Walter, been a while."
Mirko was wearing cut off jean shorts with a tank top, showing off her bra.
Her hair was left in a messy side pony tail.
"That it has, Mirko." Walter said as he waved at her.
"Okay, Naruto, let's… oh, Mirko." Charlie said as she exited her home, bags in hand with a list.
"Wassup, Princess." Mirko said with a frown, furled eyebrows.
Charlie had noticed that Mirko had been acting like this for a while now.
'Why is she acting this way towards me?' Charlie thought, choosing to not say anything.
Charlie had an idea as to why Mirko was acting like this… but didn't want to make an assumption.
"So, you have time for me today, Naruto?" Mirko asked the fox.
"Well, I have one errand we need to run…" Naruto nervously said as he scratched the back of his head. "So maybe after…. Or you can come along?"
This last bit was said in a strained, pained, and fearful tone as Mirko glared at him.
"Fine." She submitted. "What are you going to be doing?"
"Grocery shopping." Naruto and Charlie said in unison, which unnerved Mirko.
"Okay… let's get this over with." Mirko said as she got into Charlie's car with Naruto.
"Hey, Walter…"
"Yes, I've seen it too." Walter whispered back to the Princess. "I do believe it is just a normal part of being a teenager."
Charlie sighed in sadness.
'Mother fucker…' Charlie thought as she bid good bye to Walter and got in her car. "Alright, lets get going."
"Yes, Master/Okay." Naruto and Mirko replied with different levels of respect.
While Naruto was calm and nonchalant, Mirko was looking out the window, arms crossed, legs crossed.
'She really is pissy about this.' Charlie thought as she drove away, heading toward the city.
Two Hours Later…
"Your total is three hundred and seventy-seven dollars and nineteen cents." The cashier (who was a male sinner demon) said to Naruto.
"Alright, here you go." Naruto said as he paid the cashier.
"Thank you." The cashier said with a cute smile. "Here's your change and have a nice day.
Naruto's cheeks tinged pink as he accepted the change.
"Y-yeah, have a nice day." Naruto said as he pocketed his change and wallet before taking the groceries with Charlie and Mirko.
Charlie quirked an eyebrow as Mirko got into Naruto's face.
"You okay?" She asked a bit intensely.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Naruto replied. "Why?"
Mirko frowned.
"No reason." She shrugged, taking the number of bags, she could easily carry and leave the rest for Naruto.
"Charlie… what did I do?" Naruto asked in absolute confusion.
"Nothing. She is probably just wanting to spend time with you." Charlie replied as she carried some bags.
"Wait, aren't we…"
"Without me, Naruto. Just the two of you." Charlie answered before Naruto could finish. "I think she believes I am being a third wheel."
"But… yeah, I can see that." Naruto replied bluntly.
He got a soft smack from Charlie.
"Ow." Naruto said with calm sarcasm. "Stop, that hurts. Ow…"
Charlie smirked as she rolled her eyes.
"Well, after we get the groceries to the house, you can go spend time with Mirko, without me." Charlie said.
"But I can't just leave you…"
"Do I have to make that an order?" Charlie asked, smirking as she was ready to play her 'I am your Master' card as they entered the parking lot.
Naruto's face brightened up.
"Nope, you don't need to tell me tw…"
The sound of a gunshot echoed through air, Naruto's ears heard a sort of 'zip' and a 'zap' before Charlie was sent to the ground, her arm burst open via bullet.
Without hesitation, Naruto grabbed Charlie before she could hit the ground, covering her body like a shield, and Mirko took the opposite side, prepared to defend herself, Naruto and the Princess.
"Master!" Naruto said in a panic as Charlie began to scream in pain, grabbing her arm.
Wires unthreaded from Naruto's hand, he tore the sleeve off of her jacket and shirt before wrapping the threads tightly around Charlie's upper arm.
"I'm sorry, my master." Naruto apologized before digging his fingers into the wound.
"IT'S FINE!" Charlie screamed, tears streaming down her face as Naruto pulled out the bullet.
'A spherical round?' Naruto thought as he held the blood-soaked ammunition in his hand. 'An old-style firearm. Not modern.'
He tossed the bullet aside, undoing the threads on Charlie's arm before using them to suture the wounds shut.
He ripped off his left sleeve, ripped it in half, and then tied it tightly around Charlie's arm.
"Can you stand, Princess?" Mirko asked as Naruto picked Charlie up.
"Not the time, Mirko, we need to go!" Naruto stated clearly in panic. "Forget the groceries, we need to keep Charlie…"
The sounds of a second gunshot reached Naruto's ears.
Naruto, while carrying Charlie defensively, jumped as did Mirko.
'Where's the bullet?' Naruto thought as he had expected a bullet crater to appear to be where Charlie had been.
His eyes widened as he saw a blur of something coming right at him.
Naruto lunged back, intending on leaning back like a limbo to avoid the bullet… only for his back to hit a lamp post.
'No!' Naruto thought as he jumped up, or else the bullet strike Charlie.
The lamp post was struck, the bullet spinning to a stop, lodged within the post.
'Where!' Naruto thought as he landed on the ground. 'Where is the shooter?'
"Naruto, don't stand still, run!" Mirko shouted as she grabbed his arm.
"The Car…"
"No, forget the car!" Mirko stated.
"You two…" Charlie said in a state of shock.
"My master, don't go to sleep." Naruto said as he took off running.
A third gun shot rang.
"HERE IT COMES!" Naruto exclaimed, knowing the bullet is coming.
Bordering Skyscraper…
A female imp stood on the top.
In her hands was an antique jezail musket, which had smoke emitting from the barrel.
She was tall and lanky, with glowing blue eyes behind circular glasses and freckled cheeks. She had long black hair that reached down to her knees. A few bangs tended to stick up from her head, including a particularly long lock of hair that ended in a curl.
She was wearing a black suit, a white dress shirt, and a red tie. She also wore glasses and white gloves.
Her eyes narrowed as she stared down at her target.
"Thus, the hunting ground becomes the hunter's." She quoted as her eyes narrowed. "And my warhead will punish all without distinction."
Chapter 17, DONE!
Yeah, sorry about last chapter. I was rushing to get to work, so I wasn't paying attention. Also, I added a scene that I had forgotten to add, please enjoy it if you hadn't seen the new segment.
Yes, the house Charlie and Naruto live in is the first two floors of what will become the Happy/Hazbin Hotel.
Oh, shit… someone has the balls to attack Charlie in broad daylight!
Like, Fuck, who could it be?
Care to take a gues?
Also, new art on deviantart, please check it out if you want.
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