7: Sasuke and Sakura – Friends or Foes!
Suiren Uzumaki: The disclaimer: I do not own Naruto cause if I did then Sakura wouldn't be a useless fangirl in pre-shippuden, and Naruto would have his father's smarts while keeping his mother's personality and knows about seals and how to use to them. I do, however, own Ryurama Senju, Yuki Senju nee Miran, Raika Miran (Senju), & the White Tiger Summoning Contract (A/N: If there is already a White Tiger Summoning Contract…then please ignore the last part). Remember to Read and Review to let me know what you think. Also, if you don't like any twist that I might make then stop reading and find something else to read plus don't leave a review that's a flame or I will find a way to block you. Ja ne!
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Upon getting their drinks and making clones to continue with the cooking, they all moved back into the viewing room.
"Let's get back to the viewing," Minato stated as he sat down.
"Right!"
"Well, is everyone ready?" Jiraiya as he picked up the remote once they all were sitting.
"Yup," they all answered.
The Toad Sage then hit play before placing the remote down and got comfortable.
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Standing on the branch of a tree next to a condo like apartment while looking into the window of one of the said condos and into the kitchen was Tobi…I mean, a masked Obito Uchiha. He was watching as the Senju Princess finishing up with packing the Jinchuuriki's and her own lunches before turning her attention to their breakfast. The believed to be dead Uchiha wanted to get know his target's habit and routine, so that when the time comes he can use it against her and thus get to the Kyuubi in the Uzumaki. However, he had to admit even if only to himself that she was cute maybe even more then Rin Nohara had been.
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"Stalker much," Kakashi deadpan as he looked at his male teammate.
"Oh, shut up!" Obito growled at him.
Rin sighed in annoyances while Minato didn't look amused at the fact that his Uchiha student was stalking not only his son, but his baby cousin, too.
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"NARUTO!" the greenette called out as she walked to the doorway of the kitchen. "BREAKFAST IS READY! SO, TIME TO WAKE UP!"
The Miran was dressed in a mid-thigh length, sleeveless, firm fitting, outlined in white, purple kimono held closed by an dark brown obi, and mid-lower arm length, outlined in white, purple metal bracers that stops at her first knuckles over a wrist to elbow length, tight, blue arm sleeves. She was also wearing a pair of upper-thigh length, firm fitting, dark green biker shorts. A symbolized leaf carved onto a metal plate that is sown onto a garnet colored cloth that is tied around her forehead.
"I'm already awake," Naruto said as he walked into the kitchen.
Raika turned to the blonde and handed him the plate of 5 pieces of bacon, 5 pieces of sausages, a large helping of hashbrowns and scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of toast, milk, orange juice, and a bowl of strawberries mixed with blueberries and blackberries.
"Eat up," she told him. "And once you're done then placed your used dishes into the sink." The hidden Senju then handed over his packed lunch in front of him. "Here is your lunch."
She then walked out of the kitchen.
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"He truly looks just like you, Minato," Kushina gashed.
The future Father puffed up in pride at having a mini-me.
"With a bit of Obito in him," Mikoto giggled.
The Uchiha pre-teen pouted a bit, but then grinned.
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"I'm going to leave now!" the greenette called out as she sat down in front of the door and put on a pair of an opened toed, 2" heeled, knee length, gray ninja boots. "So, I'll see you at the academy!"
"Okay!" she heard him call back.
Raika then stood up and ran out of the door for the Academy.
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They all smiled at the two Senjus' bond that was more like siblings then cousins.
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After he had finished eating, Naruto could be found walking towards the Ninja Academy when Konohamaru jumped out in front of him.
"Your mine now, Naruto!" the young Sarutobi yelled as he goes to attack only he tripped over the sheet he used to hide under.
"Huh...what are you doing, Konohamaru?"
"That was a slink move," the kid said. "That's why I respect you as a rival."
"But, I didn't do anything," the blonde deadpan.
"Alright, now fight me fair and square."
"Sorry, but I've got orientation," the male Uzumaki informed him.
"Orientation?" Konohamaru asked.
"Yeah, that's right," the 12-year-old answered. "As of today, I'm a ninja, ya know."
He pointed to his forehead protector with a smile making the 7-year-old to gasp.
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This had everyone smiling as they saw the awe and Hero Worship that Konohamaru has for the blonde hair pre-teen.
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Episode 7: Sasuke and Sakura – Friends or Foes?
It was then that Sakura Haruno was seen as she was getting ready for the day. Once she put her forehead protector on to use it as a headband, the pinkette winked at her reflection in the mirror.
"Sakura!" a woman was heard calling out. "Isn't it time for you to get going?"
"I know!" Sakura called back. "I'm on my way out now!"
"CHA!" Inner Sakura yelled. "How long are you going to treat me like a kid? I'm a Ninja now!"
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"Seriously what is wrong with this girl?" Tsunade asked.
"I have no idea, but if she shows signs of this then I'll Inoichi to look into it," Minato answered.
"That might be a good idea," the Sandaime agreed with a nod.
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'So, I'm not a little Academy Student anymore,' the pinkette thought. 'I'm Sakura Haruno, Kunoichi in Training.'
"See you later!" a female called out as a platinum blonde hair and pale blue eyed girl walked out of a flower shop before she noticed the Haruno. "Good Morning, Sakura."
"Good Morning, Ino," the pinkette greeted.
"So they actually let you graduate?" Ino Yamanaka asked. "What a surprise."
"Those classes are ancient history now," Sakura stated. "We're both Ninja now and we're both equal. I won't lose to you anymore."
The two girls then started to walk faster to try and outdo each other and that walking turned into running.
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"Fan girls," the females all groaned.
"The rest type of kunoichis."
"Can't we find some way to get rid of them?"
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"What are you doing here Naruto?" a boy asked when he noticed the blonde. "This isn't for dropouts. You can't be here unless your graduated."
"What?" Naruto asked looking confused. "Who told you that I didn't pass?"
"Everyone is saying that you didn't pass."
"Do you see this?" the blonde asked with annoyance. "Do you see it? Open your eyes Shikamaru, it's a regulation headband. We're going to be training together. How do you like that?"
"Humph," Shikamaru Nara sounded.
"You really shouldn't believe everything that you hear, Shikamaru," Raika stated from her seat behind him. "Naruto graduated with rest of us."
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"What!?" Kushina yelled. "Who dares spread that kind of lie!?"
"I don't think that we'll find out any time soon, Kushina-nee," Rin answered. "Though I would like to know as well."
Obito and Kakashi shuddered at the angry look their teammate's face.
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'Naruto, you graduated after all,' Hinata Hyuuga thought as she watched with a smile. 'I'm glad.'
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"She is so CUTE!" the Uchiha and Uzumaki Matriarchs gashed.
"Naruto better marry her or I might encourage Sasuke to get her," Mikoto told her best friend.
"In your dreams," the redhead snarled.
Their husbands let out a sigh as they hanged their heads.
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"I see," the Nara sighed before he walked away.
Shikamaru had sat behind Naruto where he laid his head on his arms, however, a noise in the hallway kept him from falling asleep.
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"Naras."
"Lazy."
"Geniuses."
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It was then that the door of the classroom slammed opened and both Sakura and Ino, who were the president and vice-president of the Sasuke Uchiha fan club, trying to push past each other to get into the room.. {Me: I hate Sakura, so I'll apologize now to all of you Sakura fans for anything I say about her.} However, they finally got into the class, they were at it again.
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The females all rolled their eyes while men, who had fangirls, shuddered.
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"I'm first!" they both shouted.
"I win again Sakura," Ino told the pink hair girl.
"Give it up," Sakura told her. "I had to look back to see you. My toe was at least a 10th inch ahead."
"Have you always been this delusional?" Ino asked.
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"What you all think of having famous, beautiful, and proud female ninjas give the future kunoichis of the village a talk when they are in their second year at the academy?" Minato asked them all.
"It's a good idea," Fugaku answered. "In fact, I am all for it."
"Same here," the females all agreed.
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Naruto looked back at them.
'Sakura,' he thought with a blush as the pinkette looked over to where Naruto and Sasuke Uchiha sat. 'She's smiling at me. I think she likes me in this headband.'
'Naruto, you can do so much better than that pink hair idiot,' the greenette thought as she watched the scene.
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"I agree," the redhead nodded. "You can do so much better, baby."
Minato smiled at his wife before looking back at the screen.
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"Hey!" Ino called as Sakura ran over to the desk. "Wow! Where are you going?"
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Naruto stand up waving at Sakura, who ran right up to the table.
"Hi Sakura," Naruto greeted. "What's up?"
"Move it!" Sakura yelled at him as she pushed him out of the way harshly. "Uh. Good morning Sasuke. Mind if I set next you?"
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"Did she…" Kushina snarled as her hair rose in the nine-tail split. "Did that pink hair fangirl push my child out of his seat?"
"Yes," Obito answered with a little to much glee. "Yes, she did."
His teammates looked at him in shock, but figured it had something to do with how his future turned out and he was just trying to make up for it.
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Sasuke looked at her for a bit before looking back up front of the class.
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"He looks so done with her already," Rin giggled.
Kakashi smirked in amusement while the Uchiha pre-teen snorted.
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Ino walked up to her with a glare.
"Back off forehead," she told Sakura. "I'm sitting next to Sasuke."
"I was here first," Sakura growled.
"I walked into the classroom before you did," Ino told her. "Everybody saw it."
"Dream on," Sakura stated.
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"Useless," Tsunade snorted. "They should be focusing on their career choice and not on a boy."
"True that," the rest of the group agreed.
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Then much to Sasuke's annoyances fangirl after fangirl kept coming up saying they were the first ones here and that they should get to set next to the Uchihas
'Clueless,' Sasuke thought.
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The pre-teens cackled in amusement at that while the adults all smiled.
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In a dark room a group of people stood around a desk with a crystal ball on it and an old man setting behind it as they watch the scene.
"Promising new students; Sasuke Uchiha and Raika Miran," one of the people stated. "Is that them?"
"Yes, they're the ones," the old man answered.
"Sasuke is the only survivor of the Uchiha Clan," another pointed out.
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"Wait!?" Mikoto yelled in outrage. "WHAT!?" Her eyes were wide. "I thought that Itachi would actually be with him."
Fugaku let out a sigh as he knew that he had something to do with the path that his clan and sons walk.
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"That's right," the Sandaime agreed.
The crystal ball showed them a blond spiky hair boy setting on the floor rubbing his head.
'Naruto Uzumaki, uh?' a silver hair male that has his hitai-ate covering his left eye thought. 'He looks just like Minato-Sensei.'
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"Kakashi!" Obito and the Nohara cheered.
The Hatake blushed brightly though no one saw it thanks to his mask.
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Sasuke, who had his eyes closed, opened them when the noise that his fan girls made stop to see the blonde Uzumaki glaring at him.
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"Naruto!" Sakura yelled. "Hey! Stop glaring at Sasuke!"
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"Don't tell my son what to do!"
"Leave the boy alone!"
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Naruto looked at Sakura with a pained expression.
'Sakura?' he thought before he then went back to glaring at Sasuke. 'Why are they so obsessed with him? Sasuke, Sasuke. What's the big deal with this guy?'
They glared at each other at the point.
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'Rivals.'
'Great. A Kakashi and Obito 2.0.'
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"Let him have it!" the fangirls yelled.
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It was at that moment that a boy in front laughed, lend back, and bumped into Naruto making him fall into Sasuke.
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"I hope that their okay."
"No doubt that they are."
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However, to the surprise of an amused Raika was that the bump made the two boys to lock lips and kiss each other.
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"I didn't know your sons were gay," Jiraiya stated with a smirk.
He got four different glares and two of those were a sharingan glare.
"MY SON IS NOT GAY!" the two sets of parents yelled at him.
All the Toad Sage was an eyebrow at them before pouting when Tsunade smacked him upside the head.
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"What the?" Sakura asked.
"I…Uh?" Ino started, but was speechless.
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The Toad Sage shook his head as he felt that the two girls should give up on the Uchiha, who was into his own gender.
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The Miran watched as the two boys pulled apart gagging with a small smirk appear just as Sakura started to freak out.
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"CHA!" Inner Sakura yelled. "This is out rages! I was supposed to be Sasuke's first kiss! Naruto will pay for this! CHA!"
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Mikoto snarled at the thought of the pinkette being her daughter-in-law as that would only happen if she actually shaped up and took being a kunoichi seriously.
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The greenette just continued to watch the scene like a TV show while trying to hold back a laugh though a very Uchiha-like smirk appeared on her face.
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Hiruzen shook head in amusement.
"Of course, Raika would find amusement in what was happening before," he cackled. "That is such a Lady Usagi thing to do."
"Huh?"
"Lord Hokage?"
"What do you mean?"
"You see, Lady Usagi Senju nee Uzumaki was of the opinion that Madara Uchiha was in love with Lord Hashirama," the Sandaime informed them. "So, while she found amusement in their interactions at the end of the day, she was always made sure that either Lady Mito, Tobirama-sensei, or she, herself was in the room with them."
Many blinked at that before looked at the greenette on the screen and wonder if she was going to be just like her grandmother.
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"I'll get you, Naruto," Sasuke growled as he gagged.
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Naruto had stopped gagging as if Sasuke's threat got through to him, but he froze.
"Danger," he mumbled as he slowly turned around slowly to see the fangirls glaring at him.
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"RUN!" Kakashi yelled.
"GET AWAY NARUTO BEFORE THEY GET YOU!" Obito joined.
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"Naruto, your dead," Sakura threatened.
"Hey!" Naruto tried to reason with them. "Wow! It was an accident."
"You're finished," Sakura growled as she cracked her knuckles.
"Hold on?" Naruto asked as they moved closer to him.
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"I can't look," Rin stated as she covered her eyes.
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"If anyone of you useless fangirls touch a signal hair on his head then I will destroy your looks so thoroughly that you would need a professional facial surgeon just to look slightly normal again, ya know," the hidden Senju growled. "YOU GOT THAT!"
The girls all ran to their seats in fear of the famous temper of the greenette as they knew that she would carry out her threat, too.
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"You can look Rin," Mikoto told her softly. "Raika-hime scared them off."
The Nohara glanced through her fingers to see that the Uchiha woman was right before she let out a sigh of relief.
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Everyone watching through the crystal ball sweatdropped at that while some laughed nervously as they all remember Yuki Miran and Kushina Uzumaki, who made the same threat to those, who went after their men.
"As usually Naruto's in the middle of some kind of trouble," the Sarutobi stated. "And as usual Raika has to bail him out of it."
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"I can already feel the headache coming on," the Hokage groaned.
"If we do this right, Sensei, then it would be Minato with the headache," Jiraiya snorted.
That made the Sarutobi perk up a bit.
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"As of today your all ninjas," Iruka told them. "To get here you face difficult trails and hardships, and that's nothing. What comes next well be for more difficult. Now your only Genin; first level ninjas. All Genin well be group into a 3 man squad with one squad of 4. Each squad will be led by a Jonin an elite ninja."
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"I have a crazy idea," the Uchiha Chunin spoke up.
"What is it Obito?" Minato asked a little scared of the idea being something that could get someone killed.
"Why not have the Academy students do D-ranks during their last year at the Ninja Academy?" Obito asked. "That way when it comes time for teams, the Hokage and Shinobi Council will have an idea of who works best together." The dark hair pre-teen then shrugged. "It would also give them some pocket money while also teaching them about missions and how they are done along with how to save some of their pay."
Eyes widen at that before Fugaku and Mikoto beamed at their nephew in pride while the 22-year-old Senju felt proud of his student.
"That's a good, Obito," Hiruzen stated after some thinking. "After the war, we should put that idea into action and see how well it would take."
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Raik looked at him with an annoyed expression hoping that he was kidding as everyone looked at him shocked.
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"Huh?"
'A 3-man squad with one squad of four?' both Sakura and Ino thought.
"Well, someone's got to be in Sasuke's group," Ino whispered as the greenette to rolled her eyes. "I wonder who?"
"I don't Know," Sakura answered.
"CHA!" Inner Sakura yelled. "I'm going to be with Sasuke, so stay away from him you hag!"
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In the viewing room, one could hear the sounds of hands meeting faces as everyone face palmed.
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'Groups of 3 and one of 4,' Sasuke thought. 'That'll only slow me down.'
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'Uchiha version of Bakashi?' Obito thought. 'That's just great…NOT!'
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'I want to be with Sakura along with Raika and…Well, I don't care as long as it's not Sasuke," Naruto thought.
'As long as I'm not annoyed then I'm cool,' the Miran thought.
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"Naruto is sweet," Kushina gashed.
"And Raika dream of a normal team won't come true," Tsunade sighed as she felt sympathy for her baby cousin.
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"We want each group to have balance and ability, so that's how we sat up them up," Iruka told them. "I well now announce the squads."
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"That's a good explanation," Hiruzen stated with a nod.
"I want to be the Jonin sensei of Iruka Umino," Kushina informed him.
"Yes, Kushina," the Sandaime agreed with a nod.
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"Squad 7 is going to be the four-man squad..." Iruka went on. "Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno…"
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Naruto jumped up with his fist raised in the air in victory.
"Yeah!"
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Meanwhile, Sakura hanged her head while mumbling.
"I'm doomed."
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"Rude," the Uzumaki stated.
"Naruto can so much better than her," Rin quietly told her teammates.
"Agreed," the two males said with a nod.
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"Sasuke Uchiha…"
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This time it was Sakura, who yelled with happiness, while Naruto hanged his head.
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"I feel you, Naruto," the Uchiha Chunin said with a nod of his head. "I feel you."
Kakashi glared at him for that while the Nohara giggled.
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"And Raika Miran."
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"YES!" Naruto cheered.
Raika cackled softly.
"Looks like I will be looking after you yet again," she stated.
The Uzumaki stuck his tongue out at her making the greenette to roll her eyes.
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"Everyone meet Obito and Rin 2.0," the Hatake announced with a false cheer. "Just their cousins instead of just being childhood friends and both dislike the genius."
Obito glared at the silver hair Jonin while the rest snorted in amusement.
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'I won't be with Naruto then,' Hinata thought sadly.
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"SO CUTE!"
"Poor girl."
"This time around she should be on the new Team 7."
"I call being their teacher instead of Bakashi!"
"Have at it, dope."
"What was that!?"
"Knock it off you two."
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"Next squad 8..." Iruka went on. "Hinata Hyuuga…"
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"Yes, sir," she shily called out.
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"Naruto better marry her or I will disown him."
"Kushina!"
"Quiet Minato."
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"Kiba Inuzuka…"
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"Haha," a boy laughed.
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"Tsume Inuzuka."
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"Shino Aburame…"
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"Shibi Aburame."
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Sakura turned around to give Ino a peace sigh while laughing.
"How did you get into his group?" Ino demanded.
"Kashing!" Inner Sakura yelled. "True love cankers all."
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"We are going to introduced successful female ninjas, who are also beautiful, into the program."
"Yes, let's try and get ahead of this virus."
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The Miran watched on in amusement as Ino growled at Sakura.
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"Raika looks like she's watching TV instead of her classmates," Rin giggled.
Obito snorted as that was what it looked like.
"I have to agree," Kakashi seconded with amused tone.
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"I don't get it," Shikamaru stated. "What do you see in a guy like him? He's not so special."
"Your so be on clueless Shikamaru," Ino told him. "Don't you get it?"
"No, I don't get it because I'm not a girl," Shikamaru answered her.
"You're so full of yourself," Ino told him with a sigh. "Jealousy is a terrible thing. I hate to be on your squad."
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"Can someone say Karma?" Mikoto asked with a raised.
"No, but can someone say Inoichi Yamanaka and Shikaku Nara?" Tsunade asked in return.
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"Now squad 10...Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara…"
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"Karma," the redhead sung.
Minato, Jiraiya, Fugaku, and the Sarutobi snorted in amusement.
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"Ha," he laughed. "Didn't you say something about hating to be on my squad?"
Ino growled at him.
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"Even Shikamaru-san knows that it's karma," Obito cackled.
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"And Choji Akamichi!"
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"Choza Akamichi."
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'Not food boy, too,' Ino thought.
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"Rude."
"Kid grow up."
"Get used to it."
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"These are all the squads…"
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"Hold on!" Kakashi called out. "They only listed Teams 1 – 7 & Team 10!" This made everyone to blink in surprise. "But, what about Team 9!?"
"Maybe Team 9 is still in rotation," Minato answered in thought.
"Could be."
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"Iruka-Sensei!" Naruto yelled as he stood up and pointed at Sasuke. "Why does a great ninja like me have to be in the same squad as a slug like Sasuke?"
"And what about Raika, Sensei?" Sakura asked. "I mean, she's useless, so there's nothing that she could help Sasuke with."
"Your one talk," the greenette growled. "Queen of the Useless."
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"Raika slays," Kushina snorted.
"She's Uncle Tobirama's grandchild," Tsunade stated. "Of course, she's going to slay using words only."
"That's true," the Hokage agreed with his Senju Student. "After all, Tobirama-sensei was known to use his words to hurt someone as much as he did with a sword."
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"Sasuke had one of the best scores out of all the graduating students," Iruka answered. "Naruto, you had the worst score. Sakura, you lack talent in Ninjutsu and Taijutsu while Raika is the Top Kunoichi with both up standing grades in the written exam and the ninjutsu exam." The whole class besides Sasuke and Raika laughed at Naruto. "To create a balance, we put the best student with the worst student."
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"THAT'S MY BABY COUSIN!" Tsunade cheered. "TOP KUNOICHI!"
Fugaku nodded his head in pride at his youngest being the Rookie of the Year, but he was also worried about his mental health, too.
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"Just make sure you don't get in my way loser," Sasuke told him.
"Hey!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke. "What did you say?!"
"What?" Sasuke asked. "Hard of hearing?"
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"Koto-chan, your youngest is rude," Kushina deadpanned to her best friend.
The ravenette let out a sigh as she hanged her head.
"I blame Fugaku," Mikoto stated.
"Mikoto!?"
His wife just smiled at him.
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The class laughed again at Naruto as the hidden female Senju rolled her eyes.
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"Knock it off Naruto," Sakura ordered. "Set down."
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Tsunade and Kushina snarled as they itched to smack the pink hair girl upside the head.
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Iruka cleared his throat to get the class's attention.
"After lunch you'll meet your new Jonin teachers. Until then class dismiss."
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"I wonder what did happen to pinky," Rin said. "I mean, when we meet Team Kakashi, she wasn't with them, but from what we just seen she was put onto the same time as Raika, Naruto, and Sasuke."
"Maybe she was killed on their first C-Rank out of the village," Kakashi suggested.
"Or kicked out of the program," Obito added.
The Hatake looked at him surprise before he looked thoughtful.
"I think Obito is right," the silver hair Jonin said.
Minato hummed thoughtfulness, but didn't speak up.
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"Sasuke, where are you?!" Sakura called out as she went looking for him after leaving the Academy. "Why did he go running off, so fast? I thought that since we are finally Ninjas that we could have lunch together and get to know each other."
"Hey, Sakura!" Naruto called out as he walked up. "I thought that since we are ninjas that we could have lunch together and get to know each other."
"Why would I have lunch with you?" the pinkette asked. "How could that thought even cross your mind?"
"We are all ninjas, so I thought that all of us, you know, Raika, you, Sasuke, and I could you know…" he trailed off.
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"My son is so sweet," Kushina gashed.
"Our son, Kushina," Minato reminded her. "Naruto is our son."
The redhead smiled at him softly.
"Right," she agreed. "Our son."
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While the Haruno was surprised that he thought of that that didn't mean that she wanted to eat with the Miran and Uzumaki, too.
"Naruto, your annoying," the pinkette stated.
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"Why that rude little witch!" the Uzumaki snarled.
"Maybe she grew up out of it," Tsunade suggested though she sounded doubtful.
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The pink hair Genin turned around and walked off.
"Sasuke, where are you!?"
"But...ah…"
The greenette let out a sigh as she walked up to him.
"I told you that pinky wouldn't want to eat with us even if Sasuke agreed to it," she told her friend.
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'If only Naruto and Raika weren't cousins,' Kushina thought sadly with a pout. 'Then I would encourage Naruto try and win her over instead.'
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"I had to at least try," the blonde sighed as he turned to look at her. "Right, Rai-chan?" The Miran gave him a soft smile that he returned with one of his own. However, as they go to walk off, the greenette came to stop and looked back at the trees around the Academy as she felt like they were being watched. "Raika?" She looked back at her twin, who had stopped and looked at her, and she could see the worry in his cobalt blue eyes. "Is everything, okay?"
"Yeah," she answered with a forced smile. "Just thought that I saw something."
"Okay," the blonde sighed as they walked off.
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"Is that man following them?" Rin asked in horror and worry.
"I hope not," her teammates answered with grimaces.
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Both Naruto and Raika could be seen sitting on the roof of a building eating though the blonde was sulking.
'Ugh, what a pain,' he thought. 'I can't believe that I am in the same group of that teme (Bastard).' The Uzumaki let out a sigh. "There's got to be a way to deal with this."
"Huh?"
The greenette looked over at him in confusion, but the older pre-teen completely ignored her though as he noticed Sasuke.
"Got it," he said with a grin.
'What is he planning?' the Miran thought.
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Both sets of parents let out a sigh while Obito snorted in amusement as the rest all grinned.
"Well, this is going to be entertaining," Jiraiya said.
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Squad 10 could be seen eating together on another roof.
"Alright, if we're going to be the same group then you need to follow my lead," Ino stated. "That's the only way it's going to work."
"Yeah, yeah," Shikamaru agreed. 'That's the only way it's going to work cause she'll throw a fit if she doesn't get her way.'
"Why don't you lead us to some BQ, Ino?" Choji asked.
"Hopeless," the Yamanaka sighed.
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"A new Ino-Shika-Cho formation, huh?" Kushina mumbled.
Jiraiya hummed as he looked at the three Heirs on the screen.
"Minato, I think a new formula needs to be put into place," the Toad Sage said.
"What formula?" the Senju Heir asked as he looked over at the man.
"While Inoichi, Shikaku, and Choza have amazing teamwork and the enemy is afraid of fighting them when they are all together," Jiraiya stated as everyone looked at him. "I think that maybe switching things up with those three clans might be better. Like have a Yamanaka on a team with an Uchiha and Inuzuka and the Akimichi can be on a team with a Senju and an Aburame while the Nara could be with a Hyuuga and let's say an Uzumaki." Many looked surprised at the pairing. "I mean, think about it." The sunshine Senju did just that. "Not only will each team have a tracker on them, but they will also have someone with medical potential. There is also the fact that an Uchiha can use genjutsu to hold an enemy for the Yamanaka to take over while an Inuzuka can do the job of the Akimichi."
"That's…" his student trailed off. "Not a bad idea, Jiraiya-sensei."
Tsunade blinked at that as she was surprised.
"I agree," the Senju Matriarch seconded.
The Spymaster looked pleased
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It was then that the Nara saw the blonde moving along the building towards the Uchiha.
"Naruto?"
"Huh?"
Ino followed his line of sight before both of them let out a gasp when Naruto tackled Sasuke into the room with the window closing and all they can hear is the sound of wrestling.
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The blonde's future parents groaned as they face palmed while Sasuke's own future parents raised an eyebrow.
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"Naruto!"
"Pip down!"
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Rin looked at her two teammates and felt like Team 7 was cursed.
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"Naruto if you so much as scratch him, you'll be on my enemy list forever," Ino growled before some sounds were heard from the room. "What...what happened?"
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"A Yamanaka fangirl?" Mikoto asked in shock. "And Inoichi's daughter thus the Heiress of the Clan at that."
Tsunade and Kushina twitched in annoyance.
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"Ha, nice try," Sasuke stated as he looked at the tied-up Naruto.
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Sasuke left through the window smirking.
"He beat Naruto without even breaking a sweat," Shikamaru stated.
"What do you expect?" the Yamanaka asked. "Naruto against my boy Sasuke? No contest."
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"Huh?"
"Something tells me that is not Sasuke."
"I have to agree."
"Seconded that."
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Nearby, the hidden female Senju narrowed her eyes at the Uchiha as she felt her friend's Chakra coming from within him before letting out a sigh.
'What are you doing now, Naruto?' she thought in question.
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"Knew it."
"He isn't bad at the transformation jutsu."
"Hmm. An infiltration specialist-in-training?"
"Maybe."
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'Well, it's not like there's a bit rush or anything,' the pinkette thought as she closed the lid on her lunch. 'I'll be in the same group with Sasuke for a long time. But, still…' She then let out a sigh. 'How could I think that he'll like me? Let's face it? I'm scrawny and small expect my forehead. Why was I born with such a big, wide forehead?' Just then Sakura noticed the dark hair boy standing near a tree looking at her. 'Sasuke? He's looking right at him. That look in his eyes.'
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"Sakura, your forehead is so wide and charming," Sasuke said. "It makes me feel...like kissing it."
"Well, there's a lot of room up there," the Haruno stated.
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Every female groaned at the scene while the males all looked scared.
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'Grow up Sakura,' she sighed. 'That's just a fairytale. Fairytales don't come true.'
"Sakura, your forehead is so wide and charming," Sasuke said as he walked up to the pinkette while making her to gasp and look up at him. "It makes me feel...like kissing it."
"Kashing!" Inner Sakura cheered. "She scores! This fairytale is for real!"
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"This girl has to have Multiple Personality Disorder."
"What is that?'
"It means that someone has more than one personality. They have a second personality or even 3 to 4…maybe even 5 or more."
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"Just kidding," the Uchiha said. "That's the kind of dumb thing that Naruto would say." This made her sigh and hang her head. "I want to ask you something."
The male moved to sit down on the bench next to her making her to look at him again.
"Huh?"
"Naruto?" he asked. "What do you think of him?"
"He knows about feelings and purposely gets in the way," the Haruno answered. "He enjoys interfering and making me feel bad. Naruto...he doesn't understand one signal thing about me. He's just annoying. All I really want for you to expect me, Sasuke, that's all."
"You just want me to expect you?"
"Yes," Sakura answered as she looked at him again. "That's how I feel. I'll do anything for that."
The pinkette then started to lean forward with her eyes closed and a blush on her face.
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"Well, ain't that the understatement of the year," Tsunade deadpanned with a raised eyebrow.
"Pinky needs to get her head on straight," the Uzumaki stated with a growl.
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Sasuke was soon shown all tied up on the floor.
'Ugh, I let my guard down,' he thought as he mind went back to not too long ago. 'In class, he couldn't do a simple replication. How could he combined the Replacement Jutsu with the Shadow Clone Jutsu?'
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"THAT'S A BOY, NARUTO!" the redhead cheered.
"Would look at that Bakashi," Obito cackled. "A DOPE managed to get one over on the GENUIS."
The silver hair pre-teen rolled his eyes, but didn't say a word though he did find the scene amusing.
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"It's true," the pinkette stated as she still leaned in for a kiss. "I'm desperate."
'I finally know why...why I like Sakura so much,' Naruto thought as he heartbeat fast. 'I finally understand.' Just then his stomach made a weird gurgling noise. 'My stomach! What timing!'
He then got up and started to run away.
"Hey!" the pinkette called out. "What's the matter!?"
"I'll be right back!"
"I didn't know that Sasuke could be so shy," the Haruno mumbled to herself. "Maybe he needs a little more time to get ready."
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"She's not only desperate, but also delusional on top of that.
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Naruto disguise as Sasuke ran towards the bathroom and once, he was inside the transformation came undone.
"Close," the blonde breathed. "Really close. My stomach was so upset that I almost lost control of the jutsu. Why did it have to happen right then just when she was about to...?" 'She thinks that I'm annoying? She said that three times. I finally transform into Sasuke, get close to Sakura, and she has to go and say that.' "Hey, I know what I should do. It'll make Sasuke act totally obnoxious; ya know. Then she'll hate him more than me!"
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"What the hell happened?" Obito asked confused. "Why did he have to rush to the restroom?"
"Huh?"
"Good question," Rin stated as both Kakashi and her shared a confused look with each other.
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Sakura was waiting for Sasuke, before she let out a gasp and stood up.
"Sasuke, your back!" the pinkette said. "Don't be shy, you bad boy! Are you ready now? You know, mental prepared cause I am...I mean, I'm raring to go! Hey, wait a minute!"
"Where's Naruto?"
"Oh, you see, there you go changing the subject again," the Haruno stated. "Anyway, Naruto just picks fights with you. You know why he's so annoying? It's cause he wasn't raised right. He doesn't have a mother and father. No one, but Raika to teach him right from wrong. Think about it? He just does whatever comes into his head and not even Raika can make him change his mind." Sasuke glared at her for that. "If I did things like Naruto then forget it. My parents would get mad, and I'll get in trouble, so of course, I don't do it. But, if you don't have parents to tell you then how would you know? He's selfish and bratty, and all alone."
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"Pinky say what now?" Kushina snarled in outrage.
"What is going through her head right now?" Tsunade questioned in bewilderment. "I mean, she's talking bad about an orphan in front of another orphan…"
No one knew how to answer either women, so they kept quiet.
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She let out a sigh as she placed her hands onto her hips.
"Alone," Sasuke spoke up. "Isolated."
"Huh?"
"It's not about your parents scolding you," the Uchiha went on. "You have no idea what it means to be alone even with a close childhood friend to keep one company."
"Why are you saying that?"
"Because your annoying," the dark hair teen answered making to gasp.
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"Way to go, Sasuke!" the Uchiha Chunin and redhead cheered.
"That's my boy," Fugaku stated with a smirk.
Tsunade and Jiraiya just out right laughed.
"Well, that was brutal," the Sandaime deadpanned.
"Brutal, but true," said Kakashi.
Minato and Mikoto snorted in amusement at that.
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Raika was standing in the Academy's training grounds, with her eyes closed though her right arm out.
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The mask wearing Uchiha watched in awe as the water from the air started to gather in her open hand before taking on different forms just as birds, cats, dogs, wolves, and other animals.
'Amazing,' he thought in shock just as the greenette opened her eyes before snapping them over to him. 'Can she sense me?' A soft smile came to her face before she allowed the water to return to the air and leaving the training grounds. 'Ok, so she can, but chooses to pretend that she can't...That makes no God damn sense!' He then stretched at the top of his head. 'She truly the grandchild of Tobirama Senju that's for sure.'
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"Stalker," the silver hair Jonin deadpanned.
"Shut up!" the dark hair pre-teen snapped.
"Do not start you two," the brunette warned them.
The Hokage, however, completely ignored what was going as he stared at the greenette in awe.
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"Oh man," Naruto groaned as he whipped himself. "I thought I was okay, but it came back." He then stood up and pulled his pants on. "I've got to hurry up. I hope Sakura's still waiting for me." He then flushed before running out of the door only to freak out when he saw Sasuke and then skid to a stop in front of him. "Sasuke, what are you doing here? How did you get lose?"
"I use the Escape Jutsu," the Uchiha answered. "No sweat. It's a very basic technique."
"Huh?"
"Why did you that?" Sasuke asked. "Transform into me?"
"To ruin your reputation, of course," Raika deadpan as she walked past them.
The two boys watched her walk away before looking back at each other.
"Ignoring what Rai-chan said," Naruto stated.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT, ANIKI!" the Miran yelled.
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"Ladies and gentlemen meet Hashirama and Tobirama 2.0 known as the Senju cousins," Hiruzen announced with a false smile.
The Uchihas and Senjus looked at him in worry while Jiraiya just raised eyebrow as Kakashi and Rin figured that the Sarutobi would know about that the best.
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'How did she hear that?' the Uchiha thought with raised.
Naruto sweatdropped before going on.
"I thought I try out my moves on ya, so I did."
He then made the cross-hand sign and about 4 more Narutos appeared.
"The same technique again?"
"You're going to see what I can really do," the blonde told him. "You're going down for the count. Then you'll have to admit that I'm the best! Get ready Sasuke!"
Just then the Uzumaki's stomach made a strange noise before to Sasuke's surprise, the blonde and his clones ran for the bathroom only to fight over it.
"What a loser," the Uchiha sighed as he turned to walk away.
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"Mikoto, I do not like your youngest," Kushina told her best friend.
"I blame Fugaku for Sasuke's attituded," the Uchiha Matriarch stated.
"Mikoto!?"
All the dark hair woman did was stare at her husband, who had to look away from her.
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'I'm annoying?' the pinkette thought when the scene went back to her. 'That's what he said. Now I get it. This is how Naruto must feel.' "I shouldn't treat him like that. Next time I see him I'm going to be nice."
Naruto was heard groaning as he walked making to look over.
"Maybe I eat something bad," he mumbled before shaking his head. "No, imouto made breakfast and lunch, so there's no way that something was bad."
'Ugh,' the Haruno groaned. 'Naruto.' She made a smile that looked a bit like a grimace appear. 'Smile. Smile.' Sakura then stood up. "Hey, Naruto! Let's head back to class together!"
"Did she really say that?" the blonde asked as he looked surprised.
Sakura laughed nervously while smiling...grimacing?...a bit at him while she waved.
'She never smiles at me like that,' Naruto thought. 'Sasuke must have transformed into Sakura to get back at me.' "Trying to trick me, eh, wise guy! Well, forget it." Just before he could do the Shadow Clone, his stomach once again made a noise. "Why is this happening again!?"
Sakura blinked a few times before growling.
"DUMB NARUTO!"
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There were blinks in surprised at the scene as some didn't know how to react.
"Okay, Naruto was in the wrong there," said Minato.
"Yeah," was the agreement of about 5 of them.
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In the kitchen of the Miran's apartment stood the Sandaime Hokage and Kakashi Hatake.
"So, this is where Raika lives," the Hatake said as he walked towards the table. "If I am right then Naruto might as well live here, too."
"Yes," Hiruzen agreed. "Both Raika-chan and Naruto-kun are as close as siblings even though they are not related." 'Sorry, Kakashi, but my teammates and I have to keep Naruto's blood ties close to the chest for now.' He then looked around. "As you requested, however, the both of them will be on your team along with Sasuke of the Uchiha Clan." He shook his head. "Good luck, you'll need it."
Kakashi picked up a jog of milk from the table and looked at it.
"This milk is pass it's exasperation date," the silver hair Jonin stated before he started to slash it back and forth. "One sip of this and he'll be running to the bathroom all day."
"Huh? That doesn't sound like Raika to get milk that will expire soon."
"Maybe Naruto got it and didn't pay attention to the date," Kakashi told the Sandaime. "Seems like this kid is just one big problem."
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Kushina groaned while the sunshine blonde face palmed though the pre-teens were in shock at what was stated.
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"I'M GOING TO SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE ON THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Naruto yelled out.
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Once again there was more face palming as the screen went dark before the Sarutobi let out a sigh as he stood up and stretched.
"Restroom break," he announced.
"Yes!" Obito cheered as he took off.
"Wait for me!" Kakashi called out as he ran after his male teammate.
The adults all laughed before they moved for the restrooms as well though Kushina and Mikoto sent clones to make some tea and some popcorn for the next three episodes.