This is an AU story that takes place after All Stars. It's basically Pahkitew Island mixed with the reboot cast, so all 22 competitors will be the new 'reboot cast'. Any questions? Please leave a review. With that out of the way, let's get started!
Episode 1: So, uh, this is my team?
"Welcome Total Drama fans!" The man we're all familiar with by now, Chris McLean, pops into the camera. "Put on some clean undies! 'Cause things are about to get wild! Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha! We have an all new cast, and a brand new island! Cree, in western Canada!"
A recap of the original Wawanakwa Island, which had sunk into the ocean. "As you might recall from our All Stars finale, Wawanakwa Island, the home of Total Drama, is no more! Because someone…"
Chris glances at Chef, who looks away sheepishly as Chris continued, "Accidentally destroyed our whole island!"
The camera clipped to areas on the island; including the woods, rocks, waterfall, cave, and campfire area.
"So, this is where they will be staying! No cabins, no showers, no hotel, no hot tub! The only things we managed to save were the outhouse confessional, and the horrific butt smells that live inside it!"
On cue, an intern exits the confessional, gasping for air before collapsing on the ground.
"This season, the stakes are higher! Contestants will have to learn to adapt to the wilderness and survive whatever's thrown at them! Wildlife, poisonous berries, extreme weather conditions, bizarre terrain, and much more!"
Chris grins at the camera. "It will be the roughest roughing that's ever been roughed on Total Drama! So, buckle up! This… is Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"
(Theme Song. Maybe in the future I will think of one)
After the theme song is played, a zeppelin is shown flying through the crowd. Chef was piloting the zeppelin with Chris in the passenger seat. Chris smiles at the camera as he speaks.
"This season, we're going back to the basics with a whopping 22 campers! They have no idea what is about to hit them. Speaking of which, let's go meet them!" He says as he exits the cockpit, heading into the main area. Inside, we see a group of fresh new faces, all with a mix of different personalities and appearances.
"Our first camper competing this season," He walks over to the closest camper to him, which was a girl writing in her notebook. "Millie!"
Millie looks up from her notebook and smiles.
Millie's Intro:
Millie was seen in a library, closing a book. "In my parents' generation, to achieve fame; you had to write a novel, win a gemmy, or cure polio." She approaches the camera. "But my generation can get famous live-streaming themselves eating hot peppers and vomiting while they cry." She explains as she pulls out a tablet, showing a video of exactly what she had described.
"All you need is a ring light and a Wi-Fi connection!" She exits the library, now walking outdoors. "So I thought, what better place than Total Drama to research the epic fail that is my own generation."
"Hi Chris!" Millie waves at him.
"Hey!" Chris waves back before walking over to the next person, who was sleeping. "Next up, we have Shawn!"
Shawn woke up, startled. "Ah, who's there!? Are the zombies here already!?"
Shawn's Intro:
Shawn was seen in a bakery, wearing a pink apron. He was putting white icing on a cake. "You might think I'm just some average cake decorator at a bakery, but you'd be wrong." Suddenly, the kitchen door opens, and a disfigured looking person enters. Shawn turns his head and screams at the sight. "I'm a survivalist who has prepared himself for the zombie apocalypse!"
In self defense, he grabs a pan and wacks the 'zombie' to the ground. He then jumps out a window and runs through the streets. "When the time comes, I'll be so prepared. The zombies won't see me coming!"
"Nope! No zombies in sight!" Chris replies, to which Shawn sighs in relief. He moves on to the next contestant. "Next up, Priya!"
Priya smiles and waves to the camera excitedly.
Priya's Intro:
"My parents are huge Total Drama fans, and have been training me my entire life just in case there was a new season!" She reveals, standing in front of a collection of trophies.
The scene suddenly morphs into a bunch of snowy mountains, where 2 adults sat near the edge of a cliff as Priya continued to explain. "My first bungee jump was with my first umbilical cord." A scene was shown where a newborn baby, specifically Priya, 'bungee' jumped off the cliff, hanging on by her umbilical cord like she said.
"There's nothing I'm not ready for! Scary challenges? I've done them all." A small scene played of a younger Priya climbing a rock wall while being chased by a bear below her. "Other players? They'll all be toast!" A new scene plays as Priya and her dad in an Owen costume fight with dueling sticks, Priya definitely overpowering her father.
"Oh my gosh, Chris! It's so nice to meet you!" Priya happily shakes Chris's hand.
"Nice to meet you too, Priya! Hope you enjoy your time here." Chris says before winking to the camera. "Our next camper is an overall fun dude: Zee!"
Zee was using his suitcase as a seat, leaning against the wall.
Zee's Intro:
"What's up?" He says as his face is shown after opening a locker filled with multiple cans and bottles of soda. "I'm Hezekiahus, but my peeps just call me Zee."
The scene changes as Zee was now seen in a bed, opening a can of soda. "Breakfast soda." He says to the camera before taking a sip. "I might not be the strongest, or the fastest, or like try super hard… or remember what I'm talking about…" He stares off into space.
"Chrissss my man! Bring it in!" He goes in for a hug, but Chris puts a hand up.
"Nope!"
"Aww." Zee looked down, but just then, a girl came up to him and put her hand on his back.
"Don't worry young man! There's nothing that can't be made sweeter with a song!" She says cheerfully, before tiptoeing across the zeppelin, which caught the eyes of multiple people around.
"Woahhh! A princess!" Zee stared in awe. "Awesome!"
Chris smirks. "That's Ella!"
Ella's Intro:
Ella walked along the sidewalk with birds flying around her, which caught the attention of people around her. "My name is Ella! And I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour! So much so that I performed all the songs at the local mall."
She then approached the mall's entrance and looked up at it. "I memorized all the songs from that season and performed them at the local mall in a one person flash mob! The nice security guard told me I had a beautiful voice, and that I was banned from the mall."
She smiles brightly before singing "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" A security guard then peaked his head out from the entrance and glared at Ella. "I thought I told you to never come back!" He says harshly.
After Ella's small performance, the attention was then shifted to someone sitting on the ground, beatboxing. "Song!"
"And there's Beardo, the beatboxer!" Chris introduces.
Beardo's Intro:
He was seen in his bedroom in front of a DJ set, beatboxing before looking at the camera. "Hello! My name is Beardo!" He says, talking in tune with the beat that was playing. "I am pretty shy. And until I warm up to new people, I tend to just make noises and be generally bothersome."
Beardo walks out of his house and makes the sound of a car crash, which frightened the neighbors that were in their yard. They gave him a glare before heading inside. Beardo frowns before looking back at the camera as the beat starts playing again. "I hope that my team can see past that, and give me a chance to show them what a great guy, I, really am."
"Eugh!" A girl looked at Beardo, disgusted, before turning to a girl who looked identical to her. "Switch seats with me right now!"
Chris laughs at this. "Amy and Samey!"
Amy and Samey's Intro:
"Hi there!" Amy waves at the camera as Samey stands next to her with a smile. "I'm Amy, and this is my sister Samey."
"Sammy, actually." Samey said, but Amy rolled her eyes.
"She goes by Samey."
"No I don't-"
"Because she is basically the lesser version of me." Amy says as she flips her hair. Samey just sighs and looks down.
"Okay, so, I'm the most popular girl in school." Amy smirks. "I'm Captain of the cheerleader team and I'm always the center of attention."
Samey then tries to speak. "And I'm-"
"And now we're done!" Amy interrupts.
"But-"
"See ya!"
Samey sighs as she switches seats with her twin sister. Amy smirks, but then gasps in fear as she eyes the girl next to her. "Giant!"
She raises an eyebrow at her. "Are you and I gonna have a problem?"
Chris snickers. "Jasmine!"
Jasmine's Intro:
Jasmine walked through what looked like a remote area with a red landscape and bushes. "I'm a girl from the Outback in Australia, and Australia is home to 11 of the world's deadliest creatures! So, Total Drama has nothing on me!" She then enters her bedroom. "Oh, and our toilets do not flush backwards. I think that's about all you need to know about where I'm from."
A cat then jumps onto Jasmine's arm. "Aww, and this is my cat Whiskers!" Whiskers suddenly hisses and bites Jasmine's arm, to which she screams in response and falls to the ground. But soon, she gets back up. "She's pretty playful."
Clearly intrigued by Jasmine's appearance, Amy grabs Samey's shirt to get her attention. "Switch back! Now!"
"Yo, Chris McLean!" A boy ran across the zeppelin to stand next to Chris McLean. "It's an honor to finally meet you in person!"
"Why, thank you." Chris says with a smug expression. "And here we have, Topher!"
Topher's Intro:
"A lot of people have told me I look like a young Chris McLean." He says as he walks to the top of a hill with a cat on his shoulder. "In fact, my nickname is Chris 2.0. I gave it to myself." He eventually reaches the top of the hill to continue explaining.
"I'm a big reality show fan, and I'm probably Chris McLean's number one superfan. I've been a fan of his since the first season of Total Drama came out, and I've been dying to meet him ever since." He exclaims before taking out a microphone. "Hey hey!" He screams into the microphone, which startles his cat, causing him to fall off his shoulders. "Morning campers! Time to eat pain! Right chef?"
He looks down at his cat before looking back at the camera. "My dream is to stare down at the barrel of the camera and scream: Welcome to Total Drama-!" Before he could finish, his cat tackles him and he rolls down the hill, screaming.
"I bet you have some big plans this season." Topher smirks. "See, I've always wanted to ask you how you get your challenges made. And how you got the budget to host Total Drama in the first place. And how-"
Before Topher could continue talking, a big guy came up behind him and put an arm around his head and started giving him a noogie. "Hah! Not yapping now, huh nerd!?"
Chris couldn't help but laugh. "And here's Ripper!"
Ripper's Intro:
"There's only 2 things that make a man look weak!" Ripper explains, standing in a High School-looking area. "Caring about other people, and eating mild chicken wings!" He suddenly gets up close to the camera. "I don't care about anyone! And I always order my wings bum inferno hot!" The camera turns to a burning toilet.
The scene changes as Ripper is seen walking to a bus. "Did you know that pooping in a stranger's purse on a bus is a crime?" He explains as the bus door opens. The bus driver, looking disgusted, immediately closes the door.
The scene changes again as Ripper is seen in a prison area, posing for pictures as if he was a criminal who had just been arrested. "Yet somehow if I drop brown crayons in my own pants, I wouldn't have a criminal record! Who's making these laws!?"
Ripper continues to give Topher a noogie until Jasmine approaches him with a glare. "Would you knock it off!?"
Ripper was immediately intimidated by her and let go of Topher, who fell to the ground. "D-don't tell me what to do!"
Chris walks over to a boy who sat on a crate. It appears he was watching the whole fiasco with Ripper and he chuckles awkwardly. "That guy's a little weird…"
"Indeed he is! And next up, we have Dave!" Chris introduces him, who stared back with a small smile.
Dave's Intro:
"Hi, I'm Dave." He says as he waves to the camera. He seemed to be in what looked like a garage. "I signed up for Total Drama because… well…" He sighs before facepalming. "I don't really have a reason, I just thought it'd be a cool new experience for me. I really should've written down what I wanted to say, but the only pen I could find was all chewed up."
He shivers a bit and applies hand sanitizer to his hands before looking back at the camera with a grin. "I may not look like much, but trust me, I am a vicious competitor! I even used to date this amazing gymnast named Sky!" His expression turned dark after mentioning her name. "Who is now my EX-girlfriend and is someone I will NEVER see again!"
"Hey Chris." Dave waved to him, before putting on a determined face. "I'm ready for whatever you throw at me."
"Sure you are." Chris grins. "And next up, we have Sky!"
Dave's eyes widened once he heard that name. "What!?" He turns his head to see the one girl he said he would never see again, Sky, standing next to him with her hands behind her back and an awkward expression on her face.
Sky's Intro:
"Hi, I'm Sky! An Olympian in training!" She says as she walks across a balance beam, then jumping off with a front flip. She then proceeds to run through the training center. "I'm a very competitive player and am willing to do whatever it takes to win that money!"
She jumps onto a mini trampoline and does a bunch of flips before landing on her feet on the mat. 3 judges nearby held up a 10 for her, to which Sky smirks. "Nothing is going to stop me!"
"Um, hi Dave. How have you been?" Sky asks sheepishly, but recoils once she sees Dave clenching his fists and glaring daggers at her.
"What is she doing here!?" Dave screams as he points at her. Sky just frowns and looks down.
Chris couldn't help but laugh as he walks over and puts a hand on Sky's shoulder. "Wow! Intense! You'd almost think we brought you both here on purpose." He winks at the camera, to which Sky raises an eyebrow at him.
"Ooh, drama. I like it." The next person said with his arms and legs crossed and a smirking expression on their face.
Chris walks over to introduce them. "Next up, Bowie!"
Bowie's Intro:
"I'm Bowie, and I'd be your first openly gay contestant." He says proudly, running through what looked like a basketball court. He puts his hands out to catch a basketball that was thrown to him. "FYI, I'm very competitive!" He throws a ball at the basketball hoop, which easily makes it in. "Swish!"
He spins the basketball in his hand. "Last year I was prom king, and queen!" A book was pulled up, showing 2 different pictures of Bowie in crowns. "You can never have too many crowns!" He stops the ball in his hands. "So, Total Drama, I am coming for that crown." He throws the ball behind him, making another basket.
"Heya, Chris. Thanks for having me." Bowie smiles as he waves to the camera.
"No problem!" Chris grins. "And now," Chris looks at the next contestant, proceeding to sigh and admire their appearance. "Caleb…"
The camera proceeds to show the boy's appearance, having quite a muscular body as well as a handsome appearance. He grins at the camera.
"Oh my!" Priya stares, eyes shining.
"Heh, woah." Sky blurts out as she, as well as Bowie, admired Caleb's appearance.
A rat came out from a hole in the wall, and it stared at Caleb lovingly as well.
Caleb's Intro:
"I never miss a day at the gym, and I know all I'm eye candy for people." Caleb says, walking down the sidewalk of the city as everyone walking by would turn to stare at him. "Once I heard there would be a new season of Total Drama, I knew I had to apply."
The scene changes to a beach where Caleb was seen taking off his shirt. Everybody on the beach, even the fish and crabs, turned to stare at Caleb with sparkling eyes. "If anybody's gonna win, it's me." He points at himself. "I mean, just look at me. I'm strong, nice, and I'm fabulous."
"Wow, it's pretty clear who's gonna win this thing." Zee says, pointing at Caleb. "Twenty bucks on that guy."
Priya raises an eyebrow at him. "Betting against yourself seems wrong.."
"Dis-o-gree!" He replies. "If I win, I get the million. But if I don't win and he does, I make twenty bucks."
Chris walks over to the next person. "Next up, Mary Kate!"
"Wassup man? Can I just go by MK?" She asks.
"That's alright!" Chris replies.
MK's Intro:
"Heya! Call me MK!" She introduces herself in front of a coffee shop. "People think you win Total Drama Island by being strong, but nah! People see that!"
The scene changes as MK is now inside the shop, sitting at a table as 2 adults, a man and a woman, walk past her on their phones. "What you need is a secret talent." MK explains, putting her hand down and then back on the table as the 2 adults walk past and out of scene. "Know what mine is?"
"Hey! Where's my wallet?" A man asks off-screen.
"Haha!" MK pulls out the wallet she stole. "I'm always underestimated." She proceeds to get up and exit the coffee shop. "Yeya! I'm coming for that prize money!"
The attention went back to Chris. "Our next 2 players, like the twins, came as a package deal! All the way from Northern Alberta," He points at the next 2 campers, both sitting on the same seat. "Wayne and Raj!"
Wayne smiles at Raj. "Can you believe it Rajjy!? We're so high in the sky right now!"
"Yo, that's awesome!" Raj says excitedly.
Wayne's and Raj's Intro:
The boys stood in an ice rink, hockey sticks in hand. "I'm the team captain of my hockey team, the Snow Owls!" Wayne says. "And Rajjy over here is second to best!"
"We always carry our team to victory." Raj states before hitting a hockey puck into a net. "Score!" He high fives Wayne.
"Yeah! Go Snow Owls!" Wayne cheers before both boys start hooting like owls.
Chris approaches the 2 boys and Raj waves at him. "Sup man, we're here ey."
"I can see that!" Chris smiles before walking past the 2 hockey bros. "Our next camper is kind of a big deal! Welcome, Nichelle LaDonna!"
The Hollywood star walked over and posed for the camera. "Yes, hi!" Nichelle flips her hair. "It's me!"
"Nichelle LaDonna?" Bowie clasps his hands in astonishment. "Star of the hit TV show Hot Teen Ninja Detective Squad!"
Sky was also excited to see her. "I loved her in Gorgeous People High!"
Caleb said nothing, but smiled as he saw her, clearly taking an interest in this girl. Dave also took interest as he peeked at her from behind Caleb.
Nichelle's Intro:
"Yes! I applied to be on Total Drama." Nichelle states as she was seen getting dressed with the help of her staff. "My agents thought it would be a good way for me to rise in popularity, so more people can go watch our movies!"
"If you know me well, you'll know that I'm good at basically everything I do." She proceeds to walk across a red carpet in a flashing black dress. There was a lot of picture taking with the audience around her. "These competitors will have no chance against me."
"Be cool." Priya said to herself, trying to hold in her excitement. "Be cool… Be cool… Oh em gee I am literally the biggest fan ever!" She breaks, waving her arms around. Zee looks down at her in confusion.
"Mkay." Nichelle says as she looks at her nails, not really bothered.
"Wow…" The next person stared at Nichelle in awe, swooning a bit. "I can't believe I'm in the presence of such a famous girl…"
"Next up, Rodney!" Chris introduces the farm boy, who had no reaction and continued to swoon over Nichelle.
Rodney's Intro:
"On the farm, it's just me, my dad, and my 5 little brothers." He mentions as he walks outside to his yard. "I've dealt with crazy cows, wild horses, savage chickens; I know a thing or 2 about surviving."
Rodney then proceeds to walk outside his farm. "But besides that, I'm a pretty nice guy that has no weaknesses. So, I think I'll be alright." He says, before a cowgirl on a horse rode past him shouting "Sorry!" for almost hitting him. Rodney then stared at her lovingly.
"Uh, hello? Rodney?" Chris waved his hand in front of the farm boy's face, but he was too entranced at the sight of Nichelle.
He shrugs and points his hand to the last camper, who was taking a selfie of herself. "And last but not least, Julia!"
Julia's Intro:
"So, a little bit about me," Julia started, being seen meditating in the middle of the forest, though the scene proceeds to change multiple times as she speaks. "I think this show is such an amazing platform for me to share my personal life and positive energy with the world!"
"I'm an influencer, an Andy Belleville brand ambassador, and a proud citizen of Mother Earth." She says, walking through a neighborhood. "I can't wait to embark on my Total Drama journey of self-discovery!"
She was seen standing outdoors on a bright day, holding a surfboard and wearing a pink swimsuit. "Live in the sunshine," Then she was laying in the water. "Swim in the sea," Then she was standing at the edge of a snowy cliff, wearing a pink snow coat. "Drink the wild air," Then she was in a cave, admiring some shiny red crystals. "Crystals are real," And finally, she is seen back at the forest, legs crossed and hands clapped together. "Prayer Hands Emoji."
"And that's our cast of-" Before Chris could finish, Julia put an arm around him.
"Sorry, could you…" She snapped a photo, blinding Chris's eyes for a second. "Thanks." She then starts typing on her phone as she walks past him. "Growing. Hashtag My Journey Begins!"
"Um, remember the legal blah blah contract you signed?" Chris asks, pulling out a small stack of papers. "There was that bit about no phones on the show."
A concerned expression formed on Julia's face as she turned to Chris. "But how am I supposed to grow as a person if I'm not telling my followers I'm growing as a person?"
"That is a question for someone who cares about that question!" He says bluntly as he takes out a cardboard box. "Give me your phone please."
"Fine." Julia turns away as she puts her phone in the box, acting like she doesn't care. "I'm stronger than you think."
"Wonderful. Now all your phones." He glared.
Julia's eyes widened before placing 2 more phones in the box. "There. I swear on the planet."
Chris, suddenly holding a metal detector, scanned her. The detector beeps once it hovered over her top. "On the planet, huh?"
She glared as she took yet another phone out of her top, placing it in the box. She then peeked into the box with her phones. "Bye babies! Don't worry, mommy will be back for you."
Chris smirked. "Don't fret. Your phones will be safe… if they can survive the fall!" He proceeds to open the emergency exit next to them and throw the box out.
Julia screamed. The others recoiled in shock. Wayne even came in with, "That move was so cold, you could hang ball caps on my nipples." which earned him some confused glances.
"Yo, Chris!" Topher walks over to the host. He pointed at the end of the zeppelin. "I think you missed one!"
Chris turned his head and noticed he was right. "Oh yeah! Our actual last camper, Lauren!"
Lauren, or Scary Girl as she likes to be called, sat in the corner of the zeppelin, giggling creepily. The other campers looked at each other, feeling uneasy from her presence.
Scary Girl's Intro:
"I wanna come on this show and make a lot of new friends!" She states, standing in front of what seemed to be a ride at a carnival on a dark day. "And then watch them get really hurt." She bends down and pushes down a lever, which causes an explosion off-screen. "Yeah, I'd like that." She says in an innocent-sounding voice as a boot with a flame as well as a clown horn falls next to her feet.
"Welcome!" Chris greets her, trying to ignore her creepy demeanor.
"You should stop looking at me…" Her creepy demeanor could not be ignored, as she gave the creepiest smile with her eyes twitching a bit.
Without a doubt, Chris was creeped out by her. But he looked away and tried to play it off. "Okay! I think now's a good time to get started!" He walks to the center of the zeppelin. "This aircraft stinks! And is equipped with 2 emergency exits! Here," he points behind him. "And at the end of the cabin! At said exits, you will find parachute packs. Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The others contain surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky!"
"Well, hopefully we won't need them." Sky says.
"Who knows? This place is full of surprises." Chris shrugs, before pulling out a remote. "Like THIS!"
BOOM!
Chris had pressed the button on the remote, and the engine of the zeppelin exploded. The cast of twenty 2 screamed and panicked in fear. They scattered before opening the crates and grabbing a parachute. They had all jumped out, with Topher being last, holding an extra parachute out for Chris.
"This is great!" He compliments, totally unaffected by the danger around him. "You've outdone yourself Chris! Parachute?"
"Oh, no thank you!" Chris politely declined. "I'm actually a hologram!"
The pilot, Chef, ran over. "What!? Why ain't I a hologram!?" He stuck his finger into Chris's head, and it went completely through. Chef gasped in realization. "Abandon ship!"
Chef grabs the parachute from Topher's hands and jumps out, Topher following suit. The 22 campers, plus Chef, fell through the clouds, all screaming in fear.
"The koala goes cluck to the platypus for luck!" Jasmine cried out as she pulls her parachute cord, an actual parachute coming out.
Beardo sees this and does the same. However, instead of a parachute, comes out a chicken and an egg. "Womp-womp-womp-womp!" Beardo sounds.
Samey screams as she and Amy fall side by side. Amy pulls the cord, but all that came out was a bunch of paper. "Ugh! Samey, break my fall!"
Before Amy could grab her sister, Samey quickly pulled her cord and out came a parachute. "Oh, come on!"
Priya and Millie fell side by side, both pulling their cords at the same time, both getting a parachute. "Woo! We survived!" Millie says.
"Typical Chris, am I right?" Priya tries to laugh it off, but Millie kept her uneasy expression.
Sky pulled her cord, but only cats came out. "Purrfect!"
The hockey bros fell next to each other. Wayne pulled his cord, and tiaras came out. Raj laughed. "Hah! You're a princess!"
Raj then pulled his cord, but only clown horns came out. Now Wayne laughed at him. "Hah! You're a clown!" Both boys then laughed at each other.
Next up was Dave. He pulled his cord, and only feathers came out. "Yep, feathers. I get it! Funny!" He said sarcastically.
Topher then pulled his cord, and out came a parachute. "I knew Chris wouldn't let me fall!"
Rodney pulled his cord and got a parachute as well. "Alright!"
Zee screamed as he fell. "This backpack isn't working dude!"
MK, who fell next to him, just blinked. "You have to pull the cord dude!"
"Ohh!" Zee pulled his cord, and out came a parachute. MK looked up at him before pulling her cord, also obtaining a parachute.
Ella pulled her cord and out came a parachute. "Yay! I have been saved!" Then, a bird flies over and lands on her finger. "Hey there!"
Chef pulled his cord, and a bunch of raw meat flew out. "Oh that's just wrong."
Caleb pulled his cord, and out came a small teddy bear wearing a parachute. "Seriously!?"
Nichelle pulls her cord, and a tire comes out. "Gah! Hollywood didn't prepare me for this!"
Ripper pulls his cord, and he gets a parachute. "Woo! Oh yeah!"
Julia pulled her cord, and only bottles of water came out. Her eyes widened and she screamed and put her hands together. "Protect me Mother Earth!"
Bowie pulls his cord and he gets a parachute. Shawn sees this and pulls his cord, but only hotdogs came out. "Normally, I'd love hotdogs. Right now, not so much!"
Shawn's fall was stopped once Jasmine caught his leg with one hand. "Ah! Hey, thanks!"
Jasmine turned to her left and caught the next faller by the parachute, which turned out to be Julia. "Ah! I knew my prayers would work!"
Soon, all the others without parachutes fell past. Chris watched with binoculars. "And here they come now!"
Screams were silenced once the non-parachuters fell into the lake. Meanwhile, the people with parachutes slowly started to land on the beach.
"O-M-Gee, I did it!" Samey cheered.
"Break my fall!"
"Huh?" Samey looked over her shoulder, then was met with a face full of sand once MK landed on top of her. "Oh… sorry." She says, totally unapologetically.
More parachutes landed on the beach. Including Rodney, whose feet got stuck in the sand once he landed.
Soon, Chef approached Chris, covered in bruises. He did not look happy whatsoever. "You could've at least given me one of the parachutes!"
"Shoulda, coulda," Chris started, but then shrugged and grinned. "Oops! Didn't! But, you're right! And I forgive you! Let's see…" He counts all the campers. "Huh, only one missing."
Suddenly, he feels someone breathing over his neck. He turns his head, and sees Scary Girl, standing right behind him with a creepy grin! "Ah!" Chris jumped. "Oh, uh, okay! That's everyone!"
Soon, everyone had lined up on the beach with their respective teams.
"Welcome to Pahkitew Island!" Chris welcomes the campers. "On the right is everyone who had actual parachutes!" He starts to list everyone.
"Bowie, Topher, Priya, Millie, MK, Ella, Rodney, Jasmine, Ripper, Zee, and Samey!"
"Uh, it's Sammy." Samey corrected.
"Amy says that everyone calls you Samey!" Chris raises an eyebrow. Amy was seen smirking from the other side.
"Well, yes, but…"
"'Cause you're the second twin. The lesser Amy, if you will."
"But my real name is-"
"You're officially Samey!"
Confessional: Samey
"This is so unfair! I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy!" She sighs. "Well, we are on different teams, so… I guess that's a start."
Confessional: Priya
"Wow! My first confessional! I'm so excited to be here!" Her eyes sparkled as she looked at the camera. "My team has some strong looking players. I'm sure we'll win tons of challenges!"
"Your team will be the Ferocious Trout!" Chef says as he tosses them a red banner. Rodney catches it and lets it roll out, revealing the team logo.
"Awesome." Zee grins. "I'm a fish!"
"Those without chutes," Chris looks at the other group of campers and starts to list them.
"Caleb, Shawn, Julia, Dave, Beardo, Sky, Nichelle, Amy, Scary Girl, Wayne, and Raj!"
"Your team will be the Frogs of Death!" Chef says as he tosses them a green banner. Caleb catches it and lets it roll out, revealing the team logo.
"Yay! Death!" Scary Girl claps her hands in delight. The rest of the team looks at her, then takes a step away in fear.
Confessional: Scary Girl
"Hi!" She waves happily at the camera. "I'm Lauren, and I want to make lots of friends!"
Even Chris looked creeped out. "Right… we were originally gonna use Cree names to fit with the theme of this season, but someone couldn't find a valid online translator!"
He glares at Chef, who just shrugs and huffs. "My bad."
"Anywho, seeing as there's nowhere for any of you to sleep tonight, we figured your first challenge should be to build your own shelter!" Chris then starts to walk. The Ferocious Trout followed, while the Frogs of Death lagged behind a small bit.
Once Chris was distracted, Julia sneakily took out a new phone and took a selfie. "Journey so far has been wild! Hashtag YOLO!" She then sits down on a rock.
FRRT!
A fart noise was heard. The team looked at Julia in a mixture of shock and disgust. Immediately, she stood up.
"That was not me!" She got defensive. "I swear to Mother Earth that was not me!"
Wayne laughs as he walks over to her. "No need to be embarrassed! Everybody farts! It happens!"
Chris whistled, catching everyone's attention. "Hey! Fart monster! I was talking!"
Everyone walked over to a pile of junk, where Chris stood at the very top.
"Each team may take supplies from the common area before they begin to build! But! These supplies are guarded by Chef, armed with a powerful tennis ball blaster!"
The camera panned over to Chef, who was indeed armed with a tennis ball blaster. He looked at everyone with an evil grin.
Chris jumps off the pile and lands next to the campers. "A glancing blow will sting!"
Right on queue, a ball is launched and hits Dave in the side of his face. "Ow!"
Nichelle gasps. Dave sees this and tries to play off his pain. "That only hurt a little!"
"And a direct hit can take you right to the ground!" As Chris finishes, another ball is shot.
"Agh!" Zee was hit square in the nuts, causing him to lose his balance and fall to the ground.
"Can someone help that guy to his feet?" Chris raises an eyebrow. Rodney grabs the back of Zee's shirt and pulls him up, only for him to fall again. "Good enough. On with the challenge!" Chris shrugs it off.
"Ferocious Trout will build their shelter further inland. Frogs of Death, towards the beach. Best shelter, according to me, wins the challenge." Chris then pulls out an air horn.
HONK!
"Begin!"
Chef immediately starts to shoot tennis balls at the campers. Panicking, they run off.
"Team! Over here!" Wayne points and runs to the left, the rest of his team following, with the last one being Beardo who made car sounds as he ran.
"Let's move, Frogs!" Jasmine runs to the right, and her team follows.
The Frogs of Death peek out from behind some tree trunks and bushes.
"Listen up, we-"
"Here's the plan, we-"
"Okay team, let's-"
Jasmine, Rodney, and Bowie looked at each other as they tried to speak.
"We each grab-"
"Three of us should-"
"Let's start with-"
The team looks at the 3 as they try to speak.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Can you just listen for a second?"
"Will you let me finish?"
Confessional: Rodney
"On the farm, it's just me, my dad, and my five little brothers." He crosses his arms and looks proud. "I'm kind of used to being in charge."
Confessional: Jasmine
"It's always the big guys that are intimidated by me. Small guys too. And most girls. I intimidate people!"
Confessional: Bowie
"I should've expected the 2 giants on our team were gonna try and lead us. If that's what they wanna do, then fine." He smirks. "It'll only make them bigger threats."
"Oi, listen for a sec!" Jasmine demands, grabbing Rodney by the collar. We need to decide what items are important and make sure we get 'em. Got it?"
As Rodney stares into Jasmine's eyes, he smiles brightly and his face turns lovestruck. "Yeah, we'll do it her way. It's never wrong to let love be your guide!"
"Love!?" Jasmine's eyes widened and she took a step away from him.
Confessional: Millie
She writes in her notebook, then looks up at the camera. "Anytime somebody from my generation says or does something dumb, I make note of it. It's for my research!"
The Frogs of Death hid behind some giant rocks. Sky immediately started speaking. "Alright, one pass each! Grab something good and make your way to-"
Cough!
Sky turns to look over at Dave, who was clearly fake coughing to interrupt her. "Sorry, got something in my throat."
Sky frowns at him as Wayne comes up behind him. "Yo, let me help with that!"
Dave blinks. "Um, no thanks, I-" Despite his refusal, Wayne wraps his arms around Dave's waist and proceeds to squeeze his stomach, though instead making Dave hurt.
Back with the Ferocious Trout, Jasmine continues to speak. "The wood is definitely the most important for us to build, so be sure to grab as much as you can."
"We should grab that wheelbarrow." MK suggests. "We can carry stuff over with that."
"Oh, who needs that!?" Ripper rolls his eyes. "We have arms for a reason!"
Jasmine glares at her. "Oi, quit barkin', will ya? MK, Samey, help Rodney load up the wheelbarrow with wood. Alright?"
"Anything for you, my love." Rodney says, staring at Jasmine lovingly.
"Let's go, farm boy." MK walks past him, unamused. Samey follows neutrally while Rodney sighs and follows both girls.
Meanwhile, Shawn swiftly dodged a lot of Chef's bullets by jumping and ducking in time, even doing a flip before grabbing the first item he could find and heading back to his team quickly. His teammates cheered for him.
"Wow! Unlike Julia's social media posts, that was impressive!" Chris narrates while also throwing some shade.
"You're like, really funny." says Julia sarcastically as she rolls her eyes.
Confessional: Shawn
"In my mind, I'm always running away from zombies. And if you're not, you're crazy! Anyway, I grabbed some soup." He holds out a can to show the camera, then inspects it. "Cream of broccoli!? Aww!"
"Soup? You grabbed soup!?" Amy glares at Shawn. "We can't make a house out of soup, idiot!"
"Yo, cream of broccoli? Awesome!" Raj says as he takes the can from Shawn.
Nichelle runs past her teammates, towards the pile. Chef sees her and proceeds to shoot at her. Nichelle screams and covers her head.
"Not my face! Not my face!" She pleads, though it wasn't gonna stop her from getting shot with tennis balls. She quickly grabs a toolkit and runs back, luckily without getting shot.
The rest of the Frogs of Death cheer for her. Nichelle looks at her team and smirks. "Thank you, thank you."
Dave then walks over to her and praises her. "Oh yeah, nice work Nichelle! Woo! You were awesome out there! We can't lose with you on our team!"
Confessional: Sky
She sighs and shakes her head. "There he goes again…"
With the Ferocious Trout, Samey tried to grab some materials, but was pelted with tennis balls. MK was simply hiding behind Samey, using her as a shield.
Priya and Millie ran past the 2, starting to collect stuff in the pile. "Hey, Millie." Priya whispers to her. "We should form a final 2 alliance."
Millie's eyes widened, not expecting someone to ask her for an alliance. Nonetheless, she smiles brightly. "Sure!"
After collecting their materials for their shelter, they quickly ran back. Rodney throws a pile of wood into the wheelbarrow and runs back to the team, scooping up Samey and MK into the wheelbarrow along with him.
"I'm going for the rope!" Jasmine tells the rest of her team. "Everyone else, bring something good!"
Confessional: Topher
"I'll bring my face!" He grins at the camera.
Jasmine jumps out to the opening. Ripper and Zee follow, the latter of the 2 drinking a soda.
Ripper crosses his arms. "Hey man, where'd you get the soda from?"
Zee freezes, then looks at his can. "I have no idea."
"Wow." Millie says before writing down in her notebook.
Chef continues firing his tennis ball blaster, before it suddenly stops firing.
Topher climbs up the hill Chris and Chef were standing on. "Hey, Chris! You're going to throw a commercial soon, right?"
Chris raises an eyebrow at him. "Why do you ask, Topher?"
"Well, it's always been a dream of mine to watch you work. Live!" He grins happily.
Chris smiles at his praise. "Well, who am I to deny the dreams of such an intelligent young man? Pardon me a moment." He turns to the camera.
"Building supplies are being collected! Ferocious Trout is doing a very wood job! While Team Maskwak is looking soup-id! You don't wanna miss any of this here! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"
"Bravo! Encore! Brilliant!" Topher cheered.
"I like this kid!"
After commercial break…
"We're back!" Chris announced. "The players are moving, the Chef is shooting, pick your favorite team, and start rooting!"
Topher gave an exaggerated laugh. "You're hilarious, Chris!"
"Thank you!" Chris says before putting an arm around Topher's shoulders. "But now it's time to get you back into the action!"
"Okay, I- Aaaaaaaaaaaaauughh!" Topher screamed as Chef holds him over his head and threw him back into the pile, landing near Jasmine's feet. Jasmine ignored him as she picked up her supplies and ran back to her team as Topher was hit in the head with 2 more tennis balls.
"Well, a house is a home and a home is a house!" Ella sang as 3 birds followed her. "This is not a dress! It's a skirt, and a blouse!"
"Is she singing?" Chris raised an eyebrow. Chef just shrugged.
Confessional: Ella
Ella was surrounded by animals. "I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour! And just because we don't have to sing anymore, doesn't mean we can't sing!"
Ella gasped in delight as she bent down to pick up something, unintentionally dodging 3 tennis balls which hit each of the birds. "Good news! I found a bucket of glitter!"
"Awesome!" Zee grinned.
"No, not awesome." Ripper narrowed his eyes. "Glitter? Is she out of her mind!?"
Meanwhile with the Frogs of Death, Caleb was looking over their teams' materials. They had soup, a toolkit, and rope.
"We need more supplies!" He says matter-of-factly. "We can't make a house with just this!"
"Good idea!" Sky puts her hands on Caleb's back. "Caleb, you draw Chef's fire while Beardo makes a run for supplies."
"Ding-Ding!" Beardo sounded as he gave a thumbs up.
"Ready?"
"Umm…"
"Go!" Before he could protest, Sky pushes Caleb into the field.
Seeing as he has no other choice but to oblige, he puts his arms out. "Hey! Hello? Here!"
Chef grins as he points his tennis blaster at him, shooting tennis balls at the athlete. Despite his big muscular figure, he barely dodges each tennis ball.
Sky looks back to Beardo. "Okay Beardo, now!"
In slow motion, Beardo gave a war cry as he ran to the pile. Caleb, still dodging the tennis balls, turns to see Beardo. "Huh?"
Beardo runs into the scene, revealing he was actually running in slow motion.
"Why are you running in slow motion!?" asks Caleb, right before a tennis ball is shot past him and hitting Beardo in the nuts.
"Ah-ho-ho!" Beardo grunts as he falls to the ground, holding his crotch.
"Six o'clock!" Chris laughs from a distance away.
Ripper was digging through the pile, along with Zee. Zee reaches his hand inside and pulls out a metal plate, which he struggles to hold. "Woah! Heavy!"
Ripper pulls his head out of the pile, holding a TV over his head. "No duh! It's metal!"
Due to his distraction, Ripper was hit in the cheek with a tennis ball, causing him to throw the TV upwards.
"Gah! Know what, Chef? I'm gonna-"
Before he could finish, the TV lands straight on his head. Chris and Chef laugh and high five each other. "Nice hit, Chef!"
Zee stares at the TV-headed Ripper. "Woah, Ripper! You're on TV!"
"No, my face is inside this TV!" He shouted.
"Both of you!" Bowie glares at them. "Less talking and more gathering!" With the help of Rodney, both of them grabbed mattresses and pillows from the pile and brought them back to their team.
Samey runs to grab a plank of wood, but Amy grabs the same piece. "Samey! Let go! This is mine!"
The nicer twin sighs and lets it go. Amy smirks, but then a tennis ball then hits her in the nose. "Ah!"
Samey couldn't help but giggle at the sight of her sister getting instant karma.
Sky looks around at her team. "I don't think one pass each is a good idea anymore." She says as she watches Dave come crawling back, rubbing his head in pain from being hit.
"You think!?" Amy glares at Sky.
"All at once!" Wayne raised his arms. "Go!" He started running into the field.
"Go! Go! Go!" Raj chants as he, Julia, and Scary Girl all follow Wayne out to the field.
Chef laughs maliciously as he presses a button on his blaster, which then blasts out tennis balls at a greater rapid paste.
The 4 runners were then pelted with tennis balls, all falling to the ground in pain. Chef laughs. "I learned that one from my Granny!"
Confessional: Sky
"We can't keep getting hurt like this, otherwise we won't have any materials!"
Caleb runs back to his team. "Okay, Sky, I have a plan. You and me should-"
Before Caleb could finish, Sky runs out to the yard. She rolls on the ground and grabs a block of wood, using it as a bat to hit a tennis ball back at Chef, who was hit directly in the eye, causing him to fall back and almost lose consciousness.
"Wowzers!" Chris looks down at Chef with an impressed grin. "That girl has some skills, huh?"
Many of the campers were digging through the pile before they heard:
HONK!
It's building time!" Chris shouts, before turning to Chef on the ground. "Are you coming or do you only wanna be paid for half the episode?" Chef grunts as he forces himself to his feet to follow Chris.
The Ferocious Trout had already started getting to work, with the help of Jasmine's leadership. "Everyone on their feet! Come on! There's always something to do!"
"Um, what are we making?" Topher asks.
"A tree fort."
"A tree fort? You mean a treehouse!?" Ripper was not fond of this idea. "What are we, children!? No WAY am I sleeping in a treehouse!"
Jasmine glares at him. "Fine then. You can sleep outside."
Ripper's eyes widened, then he groaned and crossed his arms. "Psh, who made you captain anyway!?"
"Hey, hey," Bowie got in between the 2 of them. "Let's knock it off. We need to get this done."
"Agreed." Jasmine huffs. "Ella, Zee, lay out the boards! Priya, Millie, glue the wood together! Rodney, Ripper, help me with the beams! Bowie, Topher, grab the metal plates! Come on, faster everyone!"
Confessional: Ripper
"This blows! I have to take orders from a girl!"
As they were working, they suddenly heard the sound of a jackhammer from the distance.
"What are they building?" Samey asks, curious.
"Sounds pretty serious." Rodney added.
Jasmine, however, wasn't phased. "All the more reason to work harder!"
With the Frogs of Death, they were sitting on logs and the source of the sound was revealed. It was Beardo.
"Can you please stop making sound effects already!?" Dave yelled, covering his ears. However, he didn't stop.
Amy, being fed up with Beardo's noises, walked up to him. "Shut UP!" She punched him in the stomach, silencing him.
"Woah, take it easy!" Sky grabbed Amy's wrist. "We're a team, we don't need to hurt each other!"
Amy rolls her eyes and takes her wrist back.
"What are we gonna build?" Shawn asks.
Sky lists the supplies they have. "We have rope, straw, a toolbox, and… soup."
Dave sighs. "We've lost."
"No!" Wayne stands up from his log. "We can't give up! Snow Owls never give up!"
"Well, we're not Owls, we're Frogs!" Amy snarls at him.
"Whatever! The point is, we can't just give up!" Raj says, standing up next to Wayne.
"That's right!" Wayne clenches his fists. "Come on, team! We have to think of something!"
"Umm…" Caleb looks around. "There's a lot of rocks around us. Maybe we can use those to help."
"And build what? A rock fort?" Amy asks sarcastically.
"That's not a bad idea!" Wayne says excitedly.
"It might be the only thing we can build." Sky states, to which Amy scoffs in response.
"I am not sleeping in a rock fort!" She glares.
"Neither am I!" Nichelle puts her hands on her hips. "I can't be using rocks as pillows! It is not good for my head!"
"But it's the only thing we can build right now!" Raj tries to reason with them. "Building something is better than building nothing!"
"Alright team, let's get to work!" Sky raises her fist, to which the team follows, with the exception of Amy and Dave.
"Really?" Amy looked unamused.
After about 2 or 3 hours of building, Jasmine hammers in the final nail of the treehouse's roof. "There. All done!"
The treehouse was pretty big, so it was held up by 2 leafless trees. There were 2 rooms; one for the guys, and the other for the girls. The team stood outside on the balcony, while Ripper stood on the ground.
Chris flew over to the treehouse on his jetpack. "This is nice! And a smart move building it above ground level!"
"Oh yeah? Why's that?" Ripper narrows his eyes at Chris.
Suddenly, the ground started to shake. The Ferocious Trout yelped in fear and tried to keep their balance on the balcony. Jasmine fell off the roof and landed in Rodney's arms. Rodney grinned at her while Jasmine just glared at him.
"Here comes your answer!" Chris grins.
Ripper screams as he sees a horde of moose come running in his direction. He was about to run, but it was too late and he was run over by the horde, earning him a bunch of bruises over his body.
"Yeah, this island is a little more wild than our last one!" Chris laughs. "Which is good, in case you guys are hungry!"
Meanwhile with the Frogs of Death, a trumpet noise was heard as the camera moved down to show off a huge tower of rocks, held together by a bunch of rope, and with a roof made out of straw.
Dave groans and looks over to Beardo, who was making the trumpet noise. "Zip it!" Beardo mimics the sound of a track halt as he stops.
"Great job, team!" Wayne grins. "We did awesome!"
"Right." Amy rolls her eyes.
Julia takes a photo of the tower, and types to her vlog. "Hashtag, funeral. Worst shelter ever!" She was about to take a selfie, when she realized something in the camera of her phone. She turns around to see Shawn walking away. "Where's he going?"
Confessional: Shawn
"Spend the night with a bunch of strangers who could turn into zombies while I'm sleeping? Hah! No thank you!"
"Frogs of Death!" Chris flies over to the tower. "What's this? A Wizard's tower?" He laughs.
Dave sighs, unamused by what his team has created.
"So, is it moose-proof?" Chris grins.
"Is it what now?" Nichelle asks. Chris didn't need to answer her, as her and the rest of the team noticed the horde of moose running over to them.
The team screamed in fear and ran away for cover. Beardo notably made an alarm sound as he ran and jumped into a bush. The horde of moose ran past the tower. The shaky ground causes the tower to lose balance and fall over. Luckily, nobody was hurt.
"Guess it's not!" Chris laughs at the team's failure.
"Aww!" Scary Girl whined. "Nobody got squashed!"
Moments later, both teams gathered at the opening, sitting on logs. The Frogs of Death sat on the left, while the Ferocious Trout sat on the right. Chris and Chef both stood in the center.
"I'd like to say it was a hard decision, but let's keep it real." Chris points his hand at the clear winning team. "The Ferocious Trout have won the challenge!"
The Ferocious Trout cheered while the Frogs of Death groaned in defeat. "The winners of each challenge will be rewarded with a takeout order from a sponsoring restaurant! You all can thank Chef for this!"
"This week, it's the Petting Zoo Barbeque!" Chef says as advertisement music plays. He holds up 2 paper bags with the sponsor's logo. "The Petting Zoo Barbeque: Someone else touched your dinner! We guarantee it!" He winks at the camera.
"Frogs of Death!" Chris walks over to the losing team, all of which did not look happy at all. "Please go vote! One member of your team is heading home today!"
The Frogs of Death groan once more, knowing that they'll be losing a member of their team.
Elimination Ceremony: Frogs of Death
The Frogs of Death walk along a path of torches to the elimination area: an open area with logs and barrels as seats, and a fire pit in front of them. Chris and Chef stood in front of them, the latter of which holding the tray of marshmallows and wearing a different outfit than before. He wore a purple shirt with a pink tie and brown pants.
"Welcome to the Pahkitew Island Elimination Area!" Chris greeted the campers. "This is where we determine who stays to play another day, and who gets a one-way ticket home!"
"Beardo," Chef started. "You didn't do much aside from making noises, which is annoying your team. You also tried to convince us that Julia farted."
Beardo made a shocked noise as he saw Julia glare at him.
"Amy, you were pretty cold today, and didn't show a lot of confidence in your team."
Confessional: Amy
"Um, can you blame me?" Amy rolls her eyes. "My team is full of morons! Gah! The only thing worse is if Samey was on our team!"
"And finally, Sky." Chef points to her.
"What?" Sky's eyes widened. She clearly didn't think her name was gonna be said.
"You tried to lead your team to victory today! But ultimately, you failed!"
Sky looks down. Dave sees this and silently smirks.
Confessional: Dave
"Ohh man! Seeing the look on Sky's face was priceless! Maybe she's finally realizing she's not as good as she thinks she is!"
"You've cast your ballots, and your votes have been counted." Chris grins, taking the tray of marshmallows from Chef's hand. "If you get a marshmallow, you're safe. If you do not, your time is up and you must immediately leave the island. Let's begin."
Wayne looks to Raj. "Who'd you vote for?"
"You, brah!" Raj points to him. "How 'bout you?"
"You dawg!" Wayne points back at him before giving him a fist bump. "Hope we win!"
"Seriously?" Chris raises an eyebrow and speaks in an annoyed tone of voice. "You're supposed to vote off the person you want to eliminate."
"Oh, that's our bad." Wayne says sheepishly.
"Sorry coach." Raj apologizes.
"Okay, here we go." Chris says as he picks up a marshmallow. "If I hand you a marshmallow, you're safe!"
"Sky!"
"Nichelle!"
"Shawn!"
"Dave!"
"Julia!"
"Scary Girl!"
"Caleb!"
"Amy!"
He tosses the marshmallows to everyone he named. Everyone caught their marshmallow with a smile on their faces. The 3 remaining boys, Beardo and the Hockey Bros, looked nervous. Chris purposely paused before naming the next person safe.
"Raj!"
Raj catches his marshmallow, but he looks to Wayne with an equally worried expression as him.
"You are all safe!" Chris says to the campers with marshmallows. "Beardo, Wayne, there's only one marshmallow remaining. If I do not call your name, you must immediately leave the island!"
Beardo's mouth twitched and Wayne's eyes widened. Both guys eyed the marshmallow in Chris's fingers.
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"Wayne!"
Wayne catches his marshmallow. "Alright!" He cheered.
Beardo mimics the pac-man death sound. Dave sighs in satisfaction. "Game over."
"This island is named Pahkitew!" Chris mentions. "Which is Cree for 'exploded'! So, originally, the eliminated camper was going to be shot out of a cannon!" Everyone looked frightened at this, with the exception of Beardo, who mimicked the sound of fireworks.
Chris sighs sadly. "But unfortunately, the producers wouldn't allow us to shoot a teenager out of a cannon. So, we thought of a new mode of transportation! The Drone of Shame!"
The campers looked confused at first, but suddenly, something flew over them. It was a green drone with Chris's face painted on it. A claw retracted out of the drone and clipped onto Beardo's afro. Beardo was startled and everyone watched as he was lifted off the ground and started to be flown away.
"So long, Beardo!" Chris waved goodbye.
Beardo looks back at the campers and opens his mouth one last time to them, which was surprisingly not a sound, but some last words: "It was really nice to meet all of you!"
The campers looked shocked, as that was the first time they heard him speak. And soon, Beardo was out of sight. Chris looks at the camera.
"You know what's weird?" Chris asks, his questioning expression quickly turning into a grin. "I already don't miss him! That's one down and 21 more to go! Who will be next? There are just too many good choices! Tune in and find out yourself! On Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"
Votes:
Beardo - 8 (Amy, Caleb, Dave, Julia, Nichelle, Scary Girl, Sky, Shawn)
Wayne - 2 (Beardo, Raj)
Raj - 1 (Wayne)
Elimination Order:
22nd - Beardo (8-2-1)
Still Remaining
Ferocious Trout: Bowie, Ella, Jasmine, Millie, MK, Priya, Ripper, Rodney, Samey, Topher, Zee
Frogs Of Death: Amy, Caleb, Dave, Julia, Nichelle, Raj, Scary Girl, Sky, Shawn, Wayne
Woo! That's the end of episode 1! Did you enjoy it? I hope you did, cause there are a lot more episodes to go! Now, time to have a chat. This story is more-so just a side project I do in my free time, as it's not exactly my main focus compared to a lot of other things I got in my life. So if this story ends up being discontinued sometime in the future, then I heavily apologize. That said, this is something I really enjoy doing and I hope this will be a very great and successful story.
One thing to note is that I'm not the best writer out there, and I think I have an easier time writing my own characters than somebody else's characters. So if I end up writing any of these characters too out of character, please let me know. I will try my very best to correct myself.
Now, onto the episode itself. I did try and keep things the same in the Pahkitew sense while also adding some TDI Reboot into the mix. That's really what this story is gonna be like. A mix of Pahkitew and TDI Reboot. Though it was definitely tricky mixing in screentime for the reboot characters for this episode. I can assure you that it won't be too much of a problem for future episodes. This episode was mostly introduction and getting the biggest filler character out of the way. Sorry Beardo fans :( Oh yeah, and I chose the elimination method to be the Drone of Shame over the Cannon of Shame solely because I like the idea of the characters saying their last words to the audience before they leave. Beardo didn't get one this episode because, well, it's Beardo. He doesn't exactly talk much and only makes noises. But every character that gets eliminated out now will have their own little section after they get eliminated.
If you hadn't noticed, there are 12 TDI Reboot characters and 10 Pahkitew characters in the cast, so I excluded 4 characters from each cast (which was unintentional). While making the cast list, there were characters that I was dying to write with and characters that I just did not want to write with. I actually have reasonings for all the characters I chose to exclude from the cast.
Leonard: I was split between him and Beardo on who would be the first boot of the season. I chose Beardo because I felt like it was gonna be obvious either way. Though I will be honest, after writing this episode, I do kind of regret putting in Beardo instead of Leonard because I feel like Leonard would've been more involved in the episode than Beardo, as Beardo didn't do much in this episode. But at the same time, without Sugar or Ella on his team, Leonard probably wouldn't have had many more interactions than Beardo
Scarlett: I pictured her to be a hard character to write. At least for me. Plus, I couldn't think of many plans for her if I did include her. I do have plans for another character that may or may not have a similar arc in this story.
Max: I didn't have many plans for him either. Rip Max
Sugar: I don't think I could write her character well. Plus, I don't like her too much.
Axel: I felt like her backstory is too similar to Shawn's, being both zombie apocalypse people. I didn't want to have 2 of those in this story and I definitely prefer to write with Shawn than with Axel.
Damien: I know a lot of people are gonna be disappointed that I didn't include him, but my honest opinion of him, I find him a little boring as a character (don't kill me plz). But that's not the main reason I didn't include him. I couldn't think of many plans for him other than him being the guy that wants to quit.
Emma and Chase: I wanted to include Dave and Sky, and I felt like these pairs would've been too similar, hence why I gave Dave/Sky the Chase/Emma treatment.
With all that out of the way, hope you all enjoyed the episode! Leave a review and see you all in the next chapter!