Hi everybody! Welcome back to Total Drama Reboot: Pahkitew Island! Or in short: TDRPI. We're back at it again! I don't have much to say so let's just get straight into it!
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amitavrashi: The challenges in this story are gonna be shuffled from both seasons, Reboot and Pi. This truly will be a mix of both seasons. And yeah, I'm really sorry I didn't put Damien in this. I just didn't think he'd add too much to the story. Thanks for leaving a review!
Episode 2: Pirates Of The Cabbagean
"Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!" Chris started the recap. "It's an all new season with an all new island and an all new victims! I mean, competitors! 2 incredible teams were created! And by incredible, I mean incredibly weird! The first challenge was to build themselves a home, and the Ferocious Trout's tree fort was a hands down winner when compared to the Frogs of Death's useless and unbalanced wizard's tower! And for doing nothing but making annoying noises and, well, being annoying in general, Beardo was the first one to be taken away in our Drone Of Shame debut! So, what first can we expect during our second challenge? Find out right now! On Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!
(Theme Song)
We cut to the Ferocious Trout's tree house, where Jasmine was sleeping on a branch above the house with her leg tied. She yawns and stretches as she wakes up, before untying her leg and jumping down, landing on the balcony. The thud sound from her landing caused one member of her team to wake up.
"Jasmine?" Samey peeks her head outside the window of the girls' room.
"Morning Samey." Jasmine smiles at her. "Don't mind me. I just came down from up there." She points up to the branch with the rope that she used to tie her leg.
Samey looks up at the branch. "Were you sleeping up there?"
"Yep. The beds aren't exactly my size. Just a little too… confined. Anyways, I'm gonna forage for some food."
"Forage?" Samey looked intrigued. "Is that dangerous? Do you want some help?"
"4 hands are better than 2." Jasmine smiles.
Meanwhile with the Frogs of Death, they were standing on the beach near some big rocks. Dave and Amy were standing a distance away from them as the mean twin was telling Dave a story.
"After I was born, mommy and I had to wait 17 minutes for Samey to come out. Ugh, can you imagine!?" She complained to Dave, who had a pretty concerned expression in response to the cheerleader's complaining. "If I could've walked, I would've left without her!"
"Yeesh. Sounds like you 2 don't get along." Dave says awkwardly, not knowing what else to say in response.
"Why would I want to get along with someone like her? Blegh!" She rolls her eyes. "Now, what's the drama between you and Sky?"
Dave blinked, not expecting the sudden change of topic. He looked around to see they were alone before he spoke to her. "Oh, it's bad. She and I dated in High School for a while. Everything was great, until I found out that she was cheating on me with this Keith guy!"
Amy tilts her head. "Sounds tough. I can see why you hate her so much."
"Definitely." Dave crosses his arms. "Can't wait til she's voted out."
"Same with Samey." Amy scoffs.
Suddenly, the 2 of them heard a mysterious voice speak. "It sounds like you two have people you really don't like."
The 2 of them turn their heads to see Scary Girl, standing right behind Dave.
"Ah!" Dave jumps in fear, then takes a step back.
"If you want, I can help you get rid of them!" She smiles creepily at them.
Amy and Dave just look at her, totally creeped out.
Confessional: Dave
"Amy's alright. I mean, she's definitely not the nicest person to be around. But it's nice to have someone to relate to about having someone here we don't like."
Dave, Amy, and Scary Girl walked back to their team. Julia sits up from a rock, putting her hands on her back. "Ugh, I love you Mother Earth, but I cannot sleep like this. We need to find a better shelter!"
"Agreed." Nichelle crosses her arms.
"Maybe we could ask the other team if they have an extra room!" Wayne suggests.
"Even if they did, I doubt they would let us use it." Caleb says, rubbing the part of his head he rested on a rock last night. "We're still opposing teams."
Sly looks at the rest of the team, who all had negative expressions on their faces. It was clear the morale was pretty down.
Confessional: Sky
"This is my team! And if we don't win some challenges, I'm never gonna make it to the finale!"
"Team, huddle up." Sky demanded. "With our, uh, diverse set of skills, I think we can win these challenges. But we have to work together. As a team."
"She's right." Nichelle smirks. "Come on! Go Frogs of Death!"
"Go Frogs of Death!" The team cheered with Nichelle, minus Amy and Dave, who just had looks of unamusement on their faces.
Dave then notices Nichelle looking at him, and his expression quickly changes. "Oh, um, yeah! Go Frogs of Death!" He cheers, to which Amy raises an eyebrow at him.
Meanwhile, back with the nicer cheerleader, she was picking berries with Jasmine until the Outback girl spoke up. "You should stand up to your sister."
"What?" Samey blinks and looks over at her.
"You're the underdog. Underdogs have a lot of fight and honor in them." Jasmine says to her with a smile. "Tap into it."
Despite her nice words, Samey was unconvinced. "Yeah… I guess."
As Jasmine looked around, she noticed something unusual in the forest. "What's a Chinese Mulberry bush doing in a Canadian forest?"
"Ooh, Apple!" She heard Samey say. Jasmine turns her head and sees Samey about to eat a green apple. She gasps. "No!" She quickly picks up a stick and throws it, stabbing the apple from Samey's hand over to a tree.
"Wow!" Samey's eyes widened as she saw the apple pinned onto the tree. "I would've given you a bite if you asked!"
"I'm sorry, but you don't wanna eat that." Jasmine tells her. "That's a-"
"Manchineel fruit!" A voice says. The 2 girls look up to see Shawn, standing on a tree branch way above them. "The Spanish refer to it as 'Manzanilla de la muerte'. Aka, 'The Little Apple of Death'!"
"He's right." Jasmine says as Shawn jumps down to the ground, having a vine to slow down his fall. "Well, it probably wouldn't have killed you. But it would've made your mouth blister something awful."
Samey looks at her hand, which now had a rashy texture to it. She gasps. "My hand!"
"Congrats, princess." Shawn eyes the rash on her hand. "You got your first lesson in survival: Know your flora. Lesson 2: Soak your hand in water, scrub it with sand. Swelling? Gone."
Jasmine stares at Shawn, impressed by his knowledge. "Wow, you sure seem to know your stuff."
"Gotta know stuff if you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse." Shawn grins as he punches the air in front of him.
"Right, but… what were you doing up in that tree?" Samey raises an eyebrow at him.
"That's where I'm sleeping. No shuffler can get you from up there." Shawn answers.
"I hear that mate." Jasmine winks as she lightly punches his arm.
Samey just stares at the 2, feeling slightly awkward now. "I'm just… gonna go wash my hand."
Confessional: Jasmine
She giggles and snorts. "Not only is the guy cute, he's kind of hilarious. Zombies?" She continues to giggle.
Meanwhile, Ripper and Rodney walked together in the forest, having a conversation.
"That tree house sucks!" spatted out Ripper. "The other team's Wizard's Tower sounds a lot cooler! Why couldn't we make that!?"
"Um, because Jasmine said we were making a treehouse." Rodney replies.
"Big whoop! When did we decide she would be captain!?"
"Don't know, but I can't be against her! My heart is forever loyal!" The farmer swoons.
Ripper raises an eyebrow at him. He then looks forward and sees Millie, walking and writing in her notebook. Ripper grins. "Hide."
"Woah!" Rodney was pushed into a nearby bush, with Ripper following.
"Check it out. Millie's writing. Like a nerd!" He laughs.
Rodney blinks. "How does writing make someone a-"
Before he could finish, Ripper jumps out of the bush right as Millie walks by, and snatches the notebook from her hands. "Haha! Whatcha writing nerd!? Words!?"
Millie glares and tries to grab her notebook back from him. "Give it back, Ripper! Stop!"
"Rodney, go long!" Ripper takes the notebook out of Millie's hand, causing her to fall to the ground. He backs away and prepares to toss the notebook. "Ripper's in the pocket. The time is running out! He looks deep!" He tosses the notebook to Rodney. "Here's the pass!"
Rodney catches the notebook with one hand and just looks at it. "Umm…"
Millie walks over to him. "Rodney, can I have my notebook back?"
"Oh, sure, here!" He hands her the notebook.
She smiles and grabs it. Rodney stares as he and Millie both hold the notebook in their hands, and he grins happily and stares at Millie lovingly.
Unknown of Rodney's feelings, Millie takes her notebook and glares back at Ripper. "Bullying is a sign of insecurity. And you-"
"Wait!" Ripper interrupts her. Millie and Rodney look at each other in confusion as Ripper stands up with one foot. His stomach starts to growl, then he bends down and groans. He gives a small pause before he smirks and lefts his leg, and… he lets out a long fart. "1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats,"
Rodney and Millie's eyes widened as they watched him. They knew they should probably leave, but luckily it wasn't long before the fart train had ended.
"Aw, crud nuggets. I had a good feeling about that one." Ripper huffs. "The under 18 record holder for the longest fart is a kid named Owen."
Millie blinks. "You mean the winner of season 1 Owen?"
"Yeah, him. He's the one who fired off that 48 second stink torpedo heard around the world. On accident too! My personal best is 47 seconds! I know I can beat it! It's my life's ambition! So now, whenever I fart, I count steamboats!"
"Your life's ambition is a fart?" Rodney raised an eyebrow. Before he could say anymore, Millie elbows him in the gut.
"Let him talk!" She insists.
Rodney blushes at Millie and starts to stutter. "O-oh! Yes! A-a-anything for you…"
"Well, I'm wondering if counting out loud hurts my chances." Ripper goes on. "Cause I'm like, breathing out of both ends."
Millie writes in her notebook before the intercom turns on.
"Attention campers! It's challenge time!" Chris shouted over the intercom. "On the beach! 10 minutes, over and out!"
Confessional: Rodney
"I've never felt this way before about anyone! What Millie and I have is very special! Breaking up with Jasmine is gonna be hard, but it's the right thing to do!"
Confessional: Millie
"Ripper's life ambition is a fart." She writes down before she starts to laugh. "I don't think I brought enough notebooks!"
The Frogs Of Death walked on the path to the challenge, eating berries in their hands provided by Shawn.
"See? This is teamwork." Sky smiles. "Way to go Shawn."
"I can't believe you found so much food so fast." Caleb says, expressing his gratitude to Shawn.
"It just so happens this island has a lot of berry bushes." Shawn shrugs.
"No, really, this is great!" Wayne smiles. "Hey Rajjy, I bet I can finish my handful faster than you can!" Raj grins. "Oh yeah? Bring it on!"
The Ferocious Trout walked on the path as well.
Zee put his hands over his stomach. "Oh, man. Me gots the munchies." He pouts.
Similarly to Shawn, Jasmine brought them a bag full of blueberries with Samey standing by her side. "Oi, team!" Jasmine opens the bag. "We got berries for-"
"Oho, sweet!" Ripper didn't even let Jasmine finish once he saw the bag of berries. Immediately, he grabs the bag and holds it over his mouth, turning it upside-down for all the berries to fall into his mouth.
Samey gasps. "No! That was for the whole team!"
Ripper chewed them all before realizing what Samey said and his eyes widened. He swallowed and glared at her. "You only got one bag for the team!?"
Jasmine glares at him. "What is your problem!? That was enough berries to feed a whole herd!"
"Aw man!" Topher frowned. "I need berries! The antioxidants give my skin that healthy, camera-worthy glow!"
"Really?" Bowie raised an eyebrow at that fact, intrigued. "That's good to know."
The campers walked onto the beach and onto their team mats. They noticed Chris wearing… what looked to be a pirate outfit.
"Ahoy landlovers!" Chris spoke in an accent to compliment his outfit. "Welcome to your next challenge!"
"Wow, Chris! You look great as a pirate!" Topher compliments.
"Thank you, Topher. To win this one, you'll need to take the other team down! Literally!" He points over at 2 big pirate ships. "Down to the bottom of the sea!"
Chris continued his explanation. "Each ship is equipped with 4 working cannons! Once they're loaded, just pull the rope to fire."
"Just like my finger." Ripper grins before pulling his finger, causing him to let out a fart. His team looks at him in a mixture of disgust and unamusement. Topher even shushes him.
"And because our legal team refused to let us use actual cannonballs, the below deck area is filled up with heads of cabbage. Just as deadly, but rich with vitamin K! Which is great for you guys, cause it helps with blood clotting!"
"Oh!" Scary Girl squeals with delight. "Blood!"
Everybody looks at Scary Girl in fear and disturbed expressions. Even Chris. "Oh, you're not strange at all." He says sarcastically.
"Anyways, once aboard the ships, teams will need to decide who the captain is. As well as who will run the cannons, and who will bring the cabbages from below deck. Teamwork is key! Any player who falls into the water is out of the challenge and must swim to shore! The first team to sink the enemy ship wins! The battle begins when I fire this blunderbuss!" He suddenly takes out a blunderbuss and holds it up to the air. "Chef will now take you to your ships!"
On queue, Chef drives up to the shore in a speedboat. Though he was not having a good time, as he was being bitten by a parrot. "Ah! Stop it! Bad bird! Bad! I change my mind, Chris! I want the hat! You can take the bird!"
Chris shrugs. "Ehh, you picked the bird. Sorry, no take backs."
"No take backs!" The parrot repeats.
"But I didn't know the bird was gonna be a jerk!" Chef says, before the parrot bites him again. "Ow! No biting!"
Chris turns back to the campers. "Off you go, teams!"
The teams board their respective ship. The Frogs of Death pick a captain easily.
"I'll be Captain boys." Wayne says, taking the one pirate hat on the ship. "Makes sense I'm Captain of the Hockey team, ey."
Nichelle speaks up. "I don't think Hockey and sailing are exactly-"
"Go Snow Owls!" Raj shouts happily, before him and Wayne go, "Hoot! Hoot!"
Despite the looks of concern on most of the team, Sky smiles. "Okay! Wayne will be captain! Any objections?"
Caleb looks down at Sky. "Why don't you be captain?"
Sky felt a little touched. "Me?"
"Yeah, you seem to know how to handle a team." Caleb smirks.
Sky couldn't help but blush at him. "Oh, well, I'm training to be an Olympian, so…"
Dave stares at the 2, feeling annoyed, and he raises his hand. "I vote for Wayne! Anyone agree?"
"Sure!" Amy raises her hand as well, exchanging smirks with Dave.
"Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!" Raj chants as he raises his hand.
Nichelle shrugs and also raises her hand. "Yeah, let's go with Wayne."
"That's majority!" Dave grins.
Sky saw the votes on Wayne, and couldn't help but frown. "Oh, okay. Wayne will be the captain."
Caleb sees her frown and puts a hand on her shoulder. "It's alright. I'm sure you would've been a great captain."
Her frown immediately grew back into a smile. "Thanks, Caleb."
Confessional: Caleb
"I like Sky. She's strong and athletic. She'll be a good ally to have."
"Sky, Caleb and Rajjy," Wayne points at the 3. "Grab the fruit for the cannons."
"Aye aye, captain!" Raj salutes for Wayne before running to the bottom deck, followed by Sky and Caleb.
Confessional: Amy
"Cabbage is not a fruit. That's all I came here to say."
"Dave and I will work a cannon!" Amy says as she runs over to a cannon, with Dave following after.
"Gotcha!" Wayne grins. "Shawn, Scary Girl, you work on the other cannon!"
Shawn looks over at Scary Girl, who just grins creepily at him. "Um, sure. That's fine." He says reluctantly as he walks over to a cannon with Scary Girl following behind.
"That leaves you, Julia and Nichelle, to work on the middle cannon!"
"Of course he puts the 2 famous people together!" Julia smiles and puts an arm around Nichelle's, much to her confusion. "Whatever, right? Must be for the ratings."
Nichelle raises an eyebrow at her. "Um, yeah!"
Confessional: Nichelle
"I'm famous! I have no idea who she is."
Meanwhile on the Ferocious Trout's ship, they didn't have an easy time picking a captain.
"I'll be captain!" Jasmine says as she grabs the pirate hat.
"No, I'm gonna be captain!" Ripper says demandingly as he snatches the hat from Jasmine.
"Oi! Let go!" Jasmine tries to pull the hat from him.
Due to their strength, the hat ended up tearing. Ripper and Jasmine glare at each other before putting their half of the hat on their head. Or in Jasmine's case, on top of her barmah hat.
Zee goes over and stands in between them, holding a soda. "2 captains? No way we lose!" He says before drinking his soda.
"There can only be 1 captain!" Ripper clenches his fists.
"Okay, fine. Let the team vote." Jasmine crosses her arms.
"Fine!" Ripper looks at his team. "Raise your hand if you want Jasmine to be your captain."
Everyone on the team raises their hand. Ripper's eyes widened in shock. "What!? You'd rather have Jasmine as your captain!?" He scoffs. "Whatever! As if I'm taking from you-"
Before Ripper could finish, Jasmine grabs his shirt and glares into his eyes. "Listen you little rascal! I'm the captain, and you're gonna listen to me! Got it!?"
Ripper glares at her, then gets an idea. He suddenly grabs her wrists and turns her to the edge of the ship, before shoving her off.
"Hey- AHHH!" She screams as she falls off the boat.
Splash!
Ripper's eyes widened once he realized what he had just done.
Confessional: Ripper
"Aw crud. That wasn't supposed to happen."
"Jasmine!" Samey looks off the boat, worried for her friend.
"Woah!" Priya's eyes widened. "Getting rid of one of our members is not how you win a challenge!"
"Way to go! Now we're down a player!" Bowie glares at Ripper.
"Well, sorry! She was the one who got in my face!" Ripper argues. "Whatever, we can win without her anyway! Nerd Girl, Tiny Girl, and Princess! You 3 on cabbages!" He points to Millie, MK, and Ella respectively. "Everyone else, on cannons!"
On the beach with Chris and Chef, the latter glances at the parrot on his shoulder.
"I think he's asleep." He whispers.
"Aww, cute!" Chris whispers as well, though shouts into his megaphone immediately after. "Let the battle begin!"
Chris shoots his blunderbuss into the air. The parrot wakes up and immediately starts biting Chef's neck, who screams in pain. "Ah! Ah! Ah! Get him off! Get him off! Ahh!"
Back with the ships, the teams immediately get prepared to battle, with the captains even shouting "Battle stations!"
Raj, Sky, and Caleb ran to place cabbages into their teams cannons, while Millie, MK, and Ella did the same for their team.
Amy, Scary Girl, and Nichelle all fired cabbages from their cannons.
"Incoming!" Ripper shouts as the points at 3 cabbages in the air approach his team.
Priya limbos to dodge the first cabbage, then lifts up her leg to dodge the second. Unfortunately, that caused her to lose focus.
"Look out for the-!" Millie shouts, but it was too late for Priya, as she was hit straight in the cheek with a cabbage, causing her to be launched backwards.
"Ahhh!" Priya screams as she falls off the boat.
Splash!
"Priya!" Millie shouts as she looks over the boat.
Confessional: Priya
She was covered in bruises and had a black eye now. "I can't believe I got taken out right away! Mom, dad, I'm so sorry!" She hid her face in shame.
"Useless!" Ripper narrows his eyes at Priya before looking back, seeing a flying cabbage go through their ship's flag, creating a hole in their flag. "Zee, go stitch up our flag.
Zee stares blankly at the flag. "Um, how do I do that?"
"I don't know, just do it!" Ripper demanded.
Zee runs off to go stitch up his team's flag. Samey, holding a cabbage, ducks to dodge a flying cabbage.
"They missed the ship completely!" She stated.
"Their aim is horrible!" Bowie grins.
Meanwhile on the Frogs of Death's ship, Nichelle notices Amy's missing shots. "Amy, aim lower! You need to hit the ship if you want to sink it! Like this!"
Nichelle pulls the string on her cannon, firing out a cabbage at the opposing team's ship, creating a hole.
"Woah!" Ella and Millie, who were in the below deck, fell due to the shakiness of the impact.
Amy and Dave duck under a cabbage before Amy shouts "Got it!" to Nichelle.
"You got it girl!" Nichelle grins at Amy. "Let's drown these fish!"
"Oh, never yell." Julia says to Nichelle. "It ages your neck."
Dave looks over at the 2 famous girls before looking back at Amy, whispering to her. "You wanna aim for the ship now, or still at Samey?"
"Samey." Amy smirks as she answers. "Totally aiming for Samey." Dave just stares at her blankly before they both duck under a flying cabbage.
Meanwhile, Jasmine and Priya cough up some water as they make it back onto the shore.
"How did you get past the sharks?" Chris asks, as if annoyed they weren't hurt at all.
"Sharks!?" Priya's eyes widened.
"Did I not release the sharks?" Chris facepalms. "I never forget to release the sharks! I even drew it on my hand to remind myself!" Despite feeling disappointed in himself, Chris pulls out a remote from his vest and presses a button.
At the bottom of the lake, a cage filled with 2 sharks opened up, releasing the sharks into the water.
Back with the Frogs of Death, Wayne stares at the opposite team's ship with a telescope, despite holding it the opposite way.
"Incoming!" He shouts. Just then, 2 cabbages flew and put holes into the Frogs of Death's ship. "Woah, direct hit!"
"Attention campers!" Everyone's attention turned over to Chris on the beach. "There are now sharks in the water!"
"Why!?" Millie screamed.
"Because I put them there!" Chris replied, not caring at all.
Topher, who was next to Millie, raises an eyebrow at her. "Did you seriously just ask why? Have you seen Chris's show! Gosh, you're not a fan at a- AGH!"
Due to Topher's distractedness from Millie's comment, he failed to notice an incoming cabbage from the opposing team, and was hit off the ship. "Ahhhh!"
Splash!
Topher surfaces and coughs out some water. He sees a fin swim around him and screams, then sighs in relief once it's out of sight, then screams again once it's in sight, then sighs again once it's out of sight again, then screams again once the shark pops out in front of him. Luckily for him, Samey shot a cabbage at the shark, hitting it square in the nose, knocking it out.
Topher sighs. "Yes, Samey! Thank you thank you thank you! That was a great shot!"
Samey smiles brightly. "Thank y- AHH!" Samey didn't have time to accept Topher's gratitude, as she was hit with a cabbage and knocked off the boat. "AHHH!"
Splash!
"Woo! I got her!" Amy cheered on the Frogs' boat by high-fiving Dave. "Take that Samey!"
"Are you serious!?" Nichelle glares at Amy. "You've been aiming for your sister this whole time!? The goal is to sink the ship!"
"Amy, Dave!" Wayne rushes over to them before ducking under a flying cabbage. "Way to use your head brains! Great game plan!"
"How is it a great game plan!?" Nichelle raises an eyebrow at Wayne before her and Julia duck under a cabbage. "We've only hit their ship once!"
Wayne started to explain as he ducked under a few flying cabbages. "If we take out their offense, they'll have to play the rest of the game short-handed, then we'll have them trapped in their own end!"
Raj then jumped in. "Ah, so we can just keep firing pucks into their net til the final horde!"
"You know it Rajjy!"
Their team couldn't comprehend what they were saying. "Speak English!" Dave yells at them.
"If we take out enough of their players, they can't fight back!" Wayne explains. "Then we just blast their ship til it sinks!"
"Ooh! So we get to cause pain? I like that!" Scary Girl cheerfully nods.
Even Shawn grins at the idea. "Yeah! Take 'em out like they're zombies!"
Wayne points at the opposing team's ship and yells "Attack!" Amy, Nichelle, and Scary Girl all shot their cannons.
Luckily for the Ferocious Trout, everyone on the deck ducked under them. Millie then ran over, holding an armful of cabbages. "I got more ammo for the- GH!"
Before she could finish, she was hit in the chest with a cabbage, getting launched backwards and dropping the cabbages. Rodney and Bowie gasp at this.
"AHHH!" Millie screams as she falls into the water.
Splash!
"Grab the cabbages!" Bowie screamed as he and MK jumped to grab a cabbage each. Rodney, on the other hand, had other priorities.
"Millie! Nooo!" The farm boy screams as he runs and jumps off the ship.
Splash!
Bowie's eyes widened. "Did he seriously just jump off the- AGH!" He faced the same fate as Millie and was hit with a cabbage and launched overboard. "AHHH!"
Splash!
Ripper saw the lack of people on the ship. He points to the first person he saw. "Ella! Get off cabbages and work the cannon!"
Ella's expression turned even more worried than before. "But- I can't! Cannons are too violent!"
"I don't care!" Ripper glares at her. "Just do it!"
Clearly intimidated by him, Ella reluctantly nods. "Okay, I'll-" Before she could finish, she was hit straight in the face with a cabbage, pushing her off the boat. "Ahhh!" She screams as she falls into the water.
Splash!
"Crud!" Ripper's intimidating expression turned worried once he saw Ella go overboard. "Never mind! I'll just- OW!"
And then, Ripper was hit in the butt with a cabbage and faced the same fate as everyone else. "AHHH!"
Splash!
Meanwhile on shore, Topher and Samey crawled onto the beach, soon followed by Rodney, who carried Millie in his arms.
"Um, thanks?" Millie says to Rodney.
"You're welcome. I will always save you." Rodney says lovingly. "The heart knows what to save." Millie looked a little uncomfortable in his arms.
Confessional: Millie
"Don't know what that was, but…" She trails off as she takes out her notebook to start writing.
"Seems like the Frogs of Death are going after the opposing team's players before going after their ship!" Chris grins before speaking into his megaphone. "Hey! Your team's getting outsmarted by Wayne!"
After his joke, Chris and the parrot both laughed. "Sometimes I like to kick people when they're down!"
"I like to bite Chef!" The parrot squeaks as he bites Chef again, who screams in pain.
"You sure you don't wanna trade?" Chef looks at Chris pleasingly.
"Eh, I really like this hat." Chris replies, showing no care for Chris's pain.
With the Frogs of Death; Raj, Sky, and Caleb all run to the top deck with an armful of cabbages each. "Hey, guys! I scored more leafy balls from the boat basement!"
"Um, they're called cabbages, and the 'boat basement' is the lower deck." Sky tells him.
Nichelle then smirks maliciously. "Let's finish this!"
"Yeah!" Wayne shouts with a completely opposite tone and expression compared to Nichelle.
"Yacht life!" Julia poses as she takes a selfie with her phone.
Totally disregarded Julia's phone, Chris narrates in this megaphone. "The Ferocious Trout only has 2 players remaining! It is not looking good!"
Speaking of the Ferocious Trout, Zee hugged his knees on the deck while MK looked down at him with an unsure expression.
"It's just me and you left." Zee says, looking up at MK worriedly before screaming in fear as a cabbage takes out part of the boat's railing. "What do we do now?"
"Ram the ship." MK suggests, even though she wasn't too fond of the idea.
"That's a horrible plan!"
"I know, but that's all I got." MK shrugs. "If we ram their ship and we both sink, it'll be a tie. It's our only- ACK!"
Before MK could finish, she was hit with a cabbage and launched off the ship. "AHHH!"
Splash!
"Oh man oh man oh man!" Zee spiraled as he looked off the ship where MK fell. "Now I'm the captain? Okay, ram the ship." He thought for a second, before he blinked, then grinned and shouted. "IT'S RAMMING TIIIIME!"
Zee lifted the anchor, and left the sails loose. He turned the wheel and pointed the ship in the direction of the Frogs of Death's ship.
"Is he turning towards us!?" Nichelle's eyes widened.
"He's trying to ram us!" Sky's eyes widened as well in realization. "Sink both ships, it'll be a tie!"
Julia gasps and speaks quickly. "Okay for serious, I can't get wet right now because I may or may not have a phone in my pocket."
"I saw." Nichelle narrows her eyes at her.
"Back to the cannons!" Wayne says in urgency. "We gotta sink him!"
"Go Team Frogs!" The team cheers as they all put their fist up.
Meanwhile, Ripper eventually made his way to the beach, where he was met with the feet of a tall lady.
"Great work, captain." Jasmine narrowed her eyes at him.
"Hey! I did good as a captain!" Ripper defends as he stands up and glares back at her.
"You know what your problem is?"
"That I'm never gonna take orders from someone like you!?"
"Why I oughta-"
"Hey!" Chris shouted at them in his microphone. "I'm trying to enjoy a challenge!"
"She's the one who started it!" Ripper points at Jasmine.
"Then tell Ripper to-" Jasmine started, but was interrupted by the squawk of the parrot.
"Shut yer cakeholes!" The parrot says to them.
Chris smirks. "Okay, I'll take the bird!"
"Thank you!" Chef smiles in relief, right before the parrot bites him one last time.
Meanwhile with the challenge, Zee's ship was slowly getting closer to the Frogs of Death's ship.
"Fire!" Dave and Amy shout as they fire a cabbage
"Fire!" Nichelle and Scary Girl shout after as they fire as well.
The 3 cabbages hit the ship, but had no effect. "More cabbages!" Wayne shouts in panic.
"I got 'em!" Raj hurries with an armful of cabbages as Sky runs back down to grab more cabbages.
Zee gives out a war cry as he continues driving the ship to the ship. More cabbages hit the ship, but none were effective enough to sink it.
"Oh this is gonna be great!" Chris says excitedly.
"Squawk! People gonna die!" The parrot squawks.
The ship got closer and closer to the Frogs of Death's ship.
"He's gonna hit us!" Raj's eyes widened.
"Brace for impact!" Wayne shouts, which was followed by screams from Nichelle, Dave, and Caleb respectively.
"I can't watch!" Zee says as he lets go of the wheel and covers his eyes with his hands.
Unfortunately, that would turn out to be his biggest mistake, as a seagull flew over and landed on the ship's wheel, turning it to the left and making the ship turn to the left of the Frogs of Death's ship.
"No no no no no!" Chris says as he realized the ships wouldn't crash.
"See? Birds ruin everything." Chef tells him.
Chris immediately whispers to the parrot. "It's okay. You can poop on him later."
The Ferocious Trout's ship crashed into a bunch of rocks, and started to sink. Zee uncovered his eyes and noticed this.
"Well, the captain always goes down with the ship." Zee says, accepting his fate. "So I guess I-" He gargled some water.
Chris stood up from his chair and spoke into his microphone. "Frogs of Death, you have won this challenge!"
The Frogs of Death cheered for their victory. Wayne and Raj chanted "Champions!" as they hugged each other.
Confessional: Wayne and Raj
"We came here to win, so that's what we did." Raj speaks with a smug expression.
"Credit to the other team though." Wayne says. "They played hard. Considering, you know, how crummy they are."
"Oh yeah, total fart faces."
"I think Rajjy said it best there. Fart faces."
"Well done, Frogs!" Chris congratulated the team. "Great strategy, Wayne!"
"Thanks coach!" Wayne smiles as he exchanges a fist bump with Chris.
"Maybe if hockey doesn't work out, you 2 could become pirates!" Chris jokes. Wayne and Raj look at each other, then laugh in response.
"Okay boss!"
"Sure, for sure!"
Confessional: Wayne and Raj
"If Rajjy and I don't make it as hockey players,"
"Whichis crazy talk!"
"Oh yeah, cause we're for sure making it! But if we don't, well,"
"We both really love,"
"Syrup." They both speak at the same time.
"So we're gonna become beekeepers." Wayne smirks.
Confessional: Amy
"Bees don't make syrup. That's all I came here to say."
Zee was swimming to the shore casually, unknown to the shark that was following him.
"Look out for the-!" Millie shouts, but it was too late.
"Ahhh no!" Zee sees the shark fin behind him and screams in fear before being pulled into the water. His team watched in fear as Zee was struggling to get away from the shark.
Eventually, Zee made it onto the shore after banging his fist on the shark's nose. However, the shark didn't leave empty handed, as it took off Zee's right leg. His team screamed in fear at the sight of this, aside from Ripper, who stared blankly.
"Ah! A shark took his leg!" Samey screamed. "Call an ambulance!"
Despite literally losing his leg, Zee only looked bummed. "Aww man! You guys see that? Shark took my leg brah! This is a bummer! I really liked that leg too!"
"What is happening?" Millie questioned.
"He's in shock!" Priya guessed. "That has to be it!"
"It was a great leg!" Zee goes on. "Probably my favorite."
Ella goes to the shore and speaks to the shark. "Mr. or Mrs. Shark! Please give back this fella's leg! He really needs it!"
The shark stares at Ella before spitting back Zee's leg… which turned out to be a prosthetic. Zee's expressions turned bright again as he grabbed his leg. "Alright!"
Ripper gasps and puts his hands on his head. "Is Zee a robot!?"
"Well, I'll be!" Jasmine walks over to Zee, intrigued to find out his leg was a prosthetic. "How come you never told us your leg was fake?"
"Probably the same reason you guys never told me your legs weren't." Zee answers as he puts his leg back on.
"Fair enough." Jasmine shrugs.
"Ferocious Trout!" Chris walks over and stands in between Jasmine and MK. "I'll see you at the Elimination Ceremony! Because one of you is going home!"
Confessional: Topher
"That cabbage hurt, but at least it didn't ruin my perfect face! See that, producers? I'm just like Chris! I can keep a good image through pain!"
"They destroyed us!" Bowie exclaims as he, Priya, and Millie walk through the forest. "Ugh, embarrassing."
"Totally. I was so prepared for a challenge like this too!" Priya says, putting her hands on her head in shame.
Millie raises an eyebrow at her. "You did?"
"Yeah! My parents trained me! But, they used melons! I think cabbages are faster."
Bowie and Millie stare at Priya in shock, but Bowie soon shrugs it off. "So, who are you thinking of voting?"
"Ripper." Priya answers quickly. "He was a terrible captain and he did not help at all!"
"Agreed." Millie nods.
"Aww, but don't you wanna see that boy and Jasmine fight a little more?" Bowie smirks.
"It's tempting," Priya admits. "But it'd probably be a burden for us and we won't win any challenges."
Bowie thinks about it. "Yeah, fair enough."
Confessional: Bowie
"It's okay to make friends! In this game, a friend means an alliance! Priya and Millie are cool. Mostly Priya though. She's strong, and athletic. I could see her and I making it to the final 2, though I can't let Millie get in the way of that. You know what they say? Threeways never work!"
Elimination Ceremony: Ferocious Trout
The Ferocious Trout walked through the elimination path, all covered in bruises from being hit with cabbages. With the exception of Zee, who for some reason was now wearing shorts instead of his long pants. They made it to the ceremony and took their seats. Chris and Chef stood in front of them, the former now wearing his usual attire rather than the pirate outfit.
"Welcome Trout!" Chris greets the team. "You'll be voting for the team member you feel should be eliminated tonight! And there are certainly options!" Ripper and Jasmine narrow their eyes at each other.
"Rodney," Chef started, causing Rodney to flinch. "Rather than being knocked off by a cabbage, you jumped off your ship and eliminated yourself from the challenge! What a stupid move!"
Confessional: Rodney
"I wouldn't call it stupid! Millie fell in the water! I had to do what my heart told me to do!" He says, but then his eyes widened in realization. "Wait! I still have to break up with Jasmine!"
"Zee, you were the last member of your team aboard your ship, and you could've ended the challenge with a tie, but instead drove your ship into the rocks and sank."
Millie and Priya glared at Zee, while the tall guy just stared blankly.
Confessional: Zee
"Yeah, but, if they kick me off now, they'll never know how I lost my leg." He then whispers to the camera. "I was actually born like this. But if someone asks, I know they'd rather hear a cool story. So, yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm safe."
"Jasmine, you were in the water before the challenge even started. You were no help to your team."
Jasmine rolls her eyes as Ripper smirks at him. Samey looks at Jasmine with a worried expression.
Confessional: Jasmine
"How is that my fault!? Ripper shoved me off the ship! If I'd been there, we would've won!"
"Ripper, you were team captain. And the first thing you did was push one of your teammates overboard."
Ripper showed no sign of care as Jasmine glared at him.
Confessional: Ripper
"Whatever! The team was totally with me on that! There's no chance I get voted off!"
"If I call your name, you get a marshmallow!" Chris says. "If you get a marshmallow, you're safe! If you don't get a marshmallow, you're gone-zo, and must leave the island immediately! Let's get started!" Chris started tossing the marshmallows to the safe players.
"Topher!"
"Millie!"
"Bowie!"
"Rodney!"
"Priya!"
"Ella!"
"Samey!"
"MK!"
"And Zee!"
He tosses everyone he named a marshmallow. Everyone caught it with a smile. "Ripper, Jasmine, one of you is going home!"
Ripper grins and puts his fist in his hand. "Maybe we should fight for who gets the last marshmallow!"
"Don't test me, you little rat!" Jasmine groaned at him.
Chris laughs. "I love it when kids fight! Anyway,"
Ripper had a worried expression while Jasmine simply glared.
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"Jasmine!"
Jasmine catches her marshmallow and smirks at Ripper. Ripper looked shocked, then angry.
"Seriously!?" He shouted.
Jasmine couldn't help but chuckle. "That is your just desserts. So long!"
Ripper glares, before snatching Jasmine's marshmallow from out of her hand and putting it in his mouth.
Jasmine's eyes widened. "Wh- hey!"
Ripper laughs, but Chris interferes. "Ripper, time for you to go down the dock of shame and be taken away by the Drone of Despair!"
Final Words: Ripper
"I don't get it! Why did I get voted off!? I was literally the strongest member on my team! Psh, maybe they were scared I was going to crush all of them later in the game. Which I was!"
Ripper frowns as he stands at the end of the dock. The Drone of Shame came up behind him and lifted him up by his underwear, giving him a wedge.
"Ow! Ow! Hey! No!" Ripper shouts. "Chrisss!"
"There goes Ripper!" Chris grins. "Shame. I was starting to like him. But oh well! Who will be next to go? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"
Votes:
Ripper - 10 (Bowie, Ella, Jasmine, Millie, MK, Priya, Rodney, Samey, Topher, Zee)
Jasmine - 1 (Ripper)
Elimination Order:
22nd - Beardo (8-2-1)
21st - Ripper (10-1)
And with that, episode 2 is over! What do you think? I tried making this episode work as much as possible. It's a little difficult to change an episode set for 13 people to 21 people, but I think I did alright.
Anyone shocked Ripper was sent home this early? To be honest, I actually really like Ripper. He's a funny character. Though I do think he went a little bit further than he should've in the first season, not that I'm complaining though. He was completely butchered however once he got together with Axel and they became Geoff and Bridgette 2.0. Though unfortunately, not having Axel in this story ruined Ripper's changes of getting far in this story.
I don't know how many people are actually reading this story, but to whoever reads this, thank you and I will try and get episode 3 done soon. Hope to see you soon!