DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights to either Godzilla or Hazbin Hotel. Godzilla belongs to Toho Studios, and Hazbin Hotel belongs to Vivziepop.
Chapter 6: Scrambled Eggs
(Pentagram City - Pride Ring, Hell)
Within the confines of the Hazbin Hotel, Keekee was asleep on the sofa while Charlie, Vaggie, along with Razzle and Dazzle were putting up a banner that read "Happy First Week, Sir Pentious!" on it. Once the banner was set up, Charlie took in the scene as she smiled proudly. "That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel! Even Verosika and her crew." She gestured to them.
"Um, they're not here to be rehabilitated, babe. And Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie reminded her.
"Yeah, he's not exactly the kind of person who's trustworthy in my opinion." Apple said to them as she was sipping her drink.
"Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie replied, just as Pentious slithered in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz were sitting on.
Kiki noticed and smirked at the princess as she noticed a bead of sweat on her head. "You were saying, princess?" She asked her.
"What the hell is that?" Vaggie asked him as Pentious turned towards them.
"Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents." He declared.
"What? Why?" Charlie asked surprised.
"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!" He declared as he noticed Godzilla approaching. "NUH-UH! You stay back! This is important to me, and I'm not letting you get your claws on it." He told him.
"I may have a reputation, but I'm not a clumsy oaf." Godzilla told him, only to notice Clara and Odette walk in, wheeling in boxes of weapons that Pentious ordered as he slithered to them.
This made Godzilla curious as Odette held out a clipboard. "Sign, please." She requested as Pentious signed his name on the paper, and Clara wheels in the boxes. "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase, and-" Before Odette could finish, she looked up and saw Godzilla standing over Pentious.
Both her and Clara grew nervous when she saw him. "He is much more imposing when he's up close." Clara declared.
"I second that notion." Odette commented.
"Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? One of the Overlord's I've been learning about?" He asked them.
"Yes, she's our mother." Clara informed him.
"You are buying parts from an overlord?!" Vaggie asked in disbelief.
"Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Pentious reminded them.
"Okay, well that stops right now." Vaggie took the boxes away from him.
"Hey!" He yelled as Clara and Odette took the chance to sneak out of the lobby.
"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie explain as Pentious looked at her, then peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. Husk was downing a bottle and flipped him off, Angel was standing nearby with Verosika as they were on their phones and they flipped him off as well.
Meanwhile Niffty was dusting a corner of the wall, who then looked at him as she let out a sinister-sounding giggle. What in the world is going through that woman's mind?! "Hmm, I have my doubts." He told them.
"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie told him.
"But I don't." Pentious retorted.
"Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie suggested.
"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie pointed at the Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. Godzilla noticed them having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally setting it off and blowing a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration when it happened and pointed at it. "Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?!" She asked him.
"Even I have to admit that was careless." Godzilla told him.
"HEY! WHO'S THE DUMB SHIT THAT SHOT A HOLE IN MY FLOOR?!" Blitz demanded an answer as Loona walked into the room.
"Wayta go, Snake. Now you're gonna end up becoming a pair of leather boots, while your Egg Boiz are gonna go and become an omelet." She declared as she growled at them.
"What? Not my little egg boiz." Pentious hugged them. "They do my evil bidding for me!" He cried out.
"Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked him.
"Yes." Pentious said with his eyes narrowed.
"Then no more eggs." Vaggie declared.
Much to Pentious' sorrow as tears were in his eyes. "All right, eggies. You've got to go. I can't keep you anymore!" He sobbed dramatically.
"Okay, boss." The Egg Boiz walked as they follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.
"No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!" Pentious begins crying as he watched his Egg Boiz walk away, while Charlie, Godzilla and Loona watched with awkward silence as Charlie patted his shoulder.
"This is sad, even for him." Loona commented.
"Most definitely." He replied.
Meanwhile, Alastor was in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and form while listening to jazz music in the background. He was enjoying his meal, but the music soon stops suddenly as a record-scratch was heard when Vaggie showed up with the Egg Boiz. "Alastor!" She called out to him.
He looked at her surprised for a second as his eyes darted between her and the deer carcass he was eating. "Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast." He told her as he ate another piece of the carcass.
"Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them." She requested.
Throwing away the knife and fork, Alastor wasted no time standing up as he summoned his microphone cane. "Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!" He declared.
"Humanely!" Vaggie retorted with a scowl.
"Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun." He said as his eyes glowed, an x appearing on his forehead as he looked back at her. "But I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today." He said as he walked out of the room.
"Great!" Vaggie said as she looked back at the deer carcass. "That looks disgusting." She declared as she followed after him.
As Alastor made his way down with the Egg Boiz, he adjusted his tie as he adjusted his suit in the process. "Well chaps, I'm off to a meeting. Hell's Overlords are going to be discussing a defensive strategy in regards to Ghidorah's Extermination in the coming months." He informed them.
"I would like to accompany you." Godzilla said as he walked up.
"I'm sorry, my dear fellow. But it's a meeting between Overlords only. And a Kaiju being present might turn a few heads." He told him.
"Like it or not, this matter concerns me as well. So I'm going with you, or are we going to have a problem?" He asked him as the two were having a bit of a standoff.
"Ohhh, boy." Moxxie said nervously.
"Shouldn't he know better than to piss off an Overlord?" Millie asked.
Knowing he'd stand no chance, Alastor sighed and calmed down. "Very well. Just don't expect a warm welcome once we get there." He advised him as he walked off.
"Careful out there, Goji." Loona said to him.
"Always have." He replied as he followed Alastor out of the building.
"Is it really a good idea for him to go to a meeting with the heavy hitters in Pentagram City?" Verosika asked them.
"Given he took on half the Exorcist Army and nearly survived a fight against Ghidorah recently? You would be surprised how resilient and stubborn he can be." Anguirus told her as he shook his body like a dog, loosening his muscle as he sighed in relief.
"I'd go with, but it would be another boring meeting with all the fuckwads." Loona stated.
A moment later, the hotel's residents, minus Godzilla and Alastor, are with Charlie and Vaggie as they prepare for today's activity. "Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel." She told them.
"Could have fooled us, I mean we're not exactly amongst the most trusting individuals." Josh commented as everyone mostly looked towards a certain individual, while Pentious grabbed Niffty with his tail, on the verge of trying to shoot her with a ray gun.
Vaggie snatched it out of his hand before he could. "Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here." She expressed.
"We think that this group could really benefit from…" She and Vaggie jumped up to the stage behind them. "Trust Exercises!"
"Trust Exercises. Ah, shit!" Vaggie fell on the floor of the stage as Charlie helped her back up.
"Vaggie, we rehearsed this." She complained, but she sighed to calm herself and turned to the group. "We're doing trust exercises!" She reminded them.
"So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this?" Husk gestured to the stage. "I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps." He pointed to the others.
"Oh, I will." Angel said as he put his legs over Husk's, much to his annoyance. "But it's cash up front, and I know that one can't afford me." He pointed towards Pentious as Verosika's crew laughed in amusement.
"Amen to that." Josh commented.
"Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!" Pentious declared.
"You guys really need a hobby." Loona commented.
"Already got one, toots." Angel replied.
"Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?" Vaggie turned to her.
"Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!" She suggested as she walked to the others.
"What?" Vaggie asked in surprise by her suggestion. "Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh…" She felt terrified.
"Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this." Charlie encouraged her.
"Yeah, um…" She paused as she looked at the group, all of them looking grumpy as hell, except for Charlie and Niffty who were giving her a thumbs up. "Sure, I can handle this. No problem." She takes a deep breath and walks like a drill sergeant. "All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?" She asked.
Loona meanwhile snickered at how she was addressing everyone. "Is she seriously pulling a Sergeant Gunnery Heartman?" She asked.
"Seems like it." Millie commented.
Verosika was surprised by the subject, and she had already spilled her guts to Blitz about what she was feeling back during the Hating Blitz Party. Blitz felt it as well as he rubbed his arm, feeling vulnerable about this subject, that was when Charlie raised her hand. "Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!" She exclaimed.
Anguirus glanced at her as he chuckled at her cheerful personality. "I swear, she just gets cuter every time she acts like this." He complimented.
"You'd be the first to say so." Rodan commented.
"I agree." Verosika said.
"All right, get on up here." Vaggie said to Charlie as she immediately ran past her and got onto the stage.
Composing herself, Charlie looked upon the group with a smile. "I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you." She declared and fell backwards as Vaggie ran over and caught her.
"Gotcha!" She smiled at her.
"That… felt… good! Angel, why don't you go next?" Charlie suggested.
"Fine." Angel got up and walked onto the stage.
"This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you." Vaggie warned them as she took out her spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.
Worked like a charm as Angel looked at them and pondered his thoughts. "Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-"
"I swear to fuck if you say dicks! I-" Husk was about to threaten him.
"Popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!" He told him as he fell backwards, feeling Husk catch him as he looked him in the eye. "But, you know, dicks too!" He said as Husk immediately dropped him on the floor.
"You had to say it." Ace told him.
"Hey, he's a porn star. What did you expect?" Apple asked him.
Meanwhile, Angel got up and looked towards Pentious. "All, right, new guy, you're up." He told him.
"This should be good." Moxxie whispered.
"Uh-huh." Millie agreed, only to see Pentious pushing Anguirus into position to where he'll fall.
"Uhh, excuse me… what are you doing…?" He asked as Pentious slithered onto the stage.
The scene turns melodramatic as music plays and a spotlight shines on Pentious. "I… don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!" He told them as he attempted to fall onto Anguirus' spikes, but Charlie and Vaggie caught him before he could get impaled. "Damn it!" He complained.
"Thank you, ladies." Anguirus said as he walked away from them.
"Gotta say, you'd be less appealing with blood all over you." Kiki said with a flirtatious smile.
"Don't even start." Anguirus told him as he sat down, while Kiki giggled in amusement at his attempts to avoid her flirting nature.
"That's great. Wow, you are slimy." Vaggie said as she dropped Pentious on the floor. "Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?" She suggested.
Immediately, Niffty ran past them onto the stage, giggling manically. "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!" She informed them, while everyone looked at her shocked by her disturbing sadistic nature as she flung herself off stage. But everyone immediately stepped back as she slammed onto the floor. Despite that, Niffty seemed to enjoy that. "Yay! Pain!" She cheered as she ran to the stage and went to try again.
Rodan and Anguirus watched as she flung herself again only to fall on the floor again, enjoying the pain. "Now are you absolutely certain that she wasn't a demon before she came here?" Rodan asked.
"Now that I heard about her weird hobbies, I'm absolutely certain she was a demon before she came here." Anguirus declared.
Meanwhile, Charlie and Vaggie walked off to talk privately. "I don't know if this is really working the way he'd hoped. Maybe we should-"
"Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out." Vaggie assured her.
"No offense, Eye-patch." Verosika approached them. "But your ideas could use a little more finesse." She suggested.
"If you have any ideas, we'd love to hear it." Vaggie said, sarcastically.
Suddenly, Angel appeared beside them. "If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust-buildin'"." He informed them.
Letting out a sigh, believing she will instantly regret this. "What do you have in mind?" She asked him, while Angel had a mischievous grin on his face.
(~)
Meanwhile, Godzilla and Alastor were traveling through the streets as the Egg Boiz followed them, pestering each of them simultaneously to the point they were annoying them. "Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! Your dorsal plates are so sharp! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those ears or is it your air? I can't tell! Since when do reptiles have ears?" They asked all these random questions, making both Godzilla's and Alastor's eyes twitch in annoyance.
"Alastor, I am close to smashing them with my tail." Godzilla was slowly losing his cool.
"Just try to grin and bear it, my reptilian friend. We're close to our destination." Alastor told him.
Suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared before them, revealing himself to be an Overlord, Zestial. "Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?" He asked him.
Godzilla looked at him as he let out a growl, his dorsal plates glowed as the Egg Boiz got in the way. "Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?" One asked as he put up his dukes.
But the Radio demon turned to them to stop them. "Follow in silence if you value your shell!" He tapped them on their shells and turned back towards Zestial. "Greetings, Zestial!" He greeted him while a demon came out of an alley and saw them.
"Oh, holy shit!" He took cover.
"Ah, the weather doth become this fine day. I even noticed thou are accompanied by thy King of Monsters." Zestial gestured to him as a cactus cowboy demon stepped out.
He saw them and panicked. "Whoa! Uh oh!" He immediately took cover.
"Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!" Alastor stated and looked towards Godzilla. "And yes, Godzilla here will be joining us in the meeting. I know it must seem rather brash. But he wishes for his voice to be heard amongst our fellow Overlords about our current crisis." He informed him.
A mild chuckle came from Zestial upon hearing it. "Then hearing thy voice mayhaps be beneficial, wouldn't thou agree, Godzilla?" He looked towards the King of Monsters.
"As long as Ghidorah doesn't let any of his followers try and attack your fellow Overlords, Vox and his Vees being an exception, we should be safe for the time being." He told him as he walked beside him and Alastor.
"If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams." Zestial stated as he looked towards Alastor. "And how art thou, Alastor?" He asked him, while some demons hide, run or avoid getting in their way. "It has been an age since thou hath graced us with thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to… holy arms." He informed him.
Godzilla was surprised as he heard Alastor laugh. "Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious." He adjusted his bow tie and coat in a window. "Though, it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!" He laughed as the sound effect of a crowd laughing came from his microphone.
"Somehow, that doesn't surprise me." Godzilla commented.
Meanwhile, Zestial chuckled in amusement. "There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me." His cloak flared open briefly as his eyes glowed. "How dost thou fall in such folly?" He asked him as it was also in regards to Godzilla.
"That is for us to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!" Alastor said as he spun his cane, while Zestial chuckled.
"T'would be gender folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!" Zestial stated.
"Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!" Alastor said to him.
Godzilla meanwhile was looking at Zestial curiously. "You're that old?" He asked him.
"Not quite as old as thou, Godzilla. But old enough." He informed him as they walked into an alleyway that had a row of lifts.
The security camera spotted them as Godzilla and Zestial stepped by, but Alastor's image glitched and distorted as he stepped by. They each got onto the elevator as the Egg Boiz attempted to follow, but Alastor stopped them with his cane. "No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until we return." He ordered them as the Egg Boiz saluted them and the lift began its ascent.
Suddenly one of them noticed something. "Oh, look. Frank is up there." He pointed out as Frank was inside, pounding on the glass. "We have names?" Another Egg Boi asked.
By the time the lift reaches the top of the building and opens, Godzilla and Alastor stepped out with Zestial and walked towards the meeting room. While Frank walked out and watched other Overlords come out of the other lifts and go into the room. Zeezi stepped out and stepepd over him due to her massive stature. He followed them into the room and stood near Alastor's seat. Rosie, the Overlord sitting next to Alastor, turns to Frank and sees him wave. She smiled widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth which frightened Frank as he hid himself.
Zeezi sat down and saw Godzilla as she smiled and leaned back in her chair. "Well, well, look who decided to join us. It's been a while, Godzilla." She told him.
"Zeezi. I trust you're holding your end of the bargain?" He asked her.
"Don't worry, Spitter's learned his lesson. You know, we could make the deal more interesting if you dropped by every once in a while." She suggested.
"Tempting, but I have enough females trying to earn my affections. Plus one annoying spider." He informed her.
"If you change your mind…" She tossed him a card with her location as Alastor caught it for him. "You can find me there." She told him.
A snort came out of his nose as he heard the sound of blades, he turned and saw Carmilla approaching, her shoes caught his attention as he could smell the blood of an Exorcist on them. "Welcome, Hell's Sovereign Overlords. I've invited you all here because you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at the risk of the new Extermination schedule that King Ghidorah is threatening us with." She pounded her fist on the table in anger. "We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest." She told them as she looked towards Zestial who took his seat. "Zestial, so good to see you, my friend." She told him.
He summoned a teacup and saucer. "Enchanted as always, Carmilla." He greeted her. "And I trust thou noticed our unexpected guest?" He pointed towards Godzilla.
Upon seeing him, her eyes widened as she was immediately shaking by his presence. "Wh-What?! Who invited him here?!" She demanded an answer.
"That would be my doing, my dear." Alastor made his presence known.
Upon seeing him, Carmilla was surprised to see him. "Alastor?" She questioned.
"Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!" Alastor told her.
"...Not really." She admitted as Alastor grimaced upon hearing it. "But welcome back in any case." She told him as his eyes narrowed at her, feeling offended. "But why did you bring him here?!" She gestured to Godzilla.
"Because, the matter of Ghidorah's Extermination is also my concern. So I thought a Kaiju's voice such as mine would be welcomed to be heard. Unless of course, you all feel threatened by my presence. Believe me, Ghidorah is worse than I am." He told them.
Looking at him, Carmilla let out a sigh as she rubbed her head. "I suppose you have a point there." She told him. "So let us catch you up to speed." She suggested as she stepped close to him. "This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that 16% of the population was lost." She explained to him and the other Overlords.
"And since I arrived, I ended up canceling the angelic legions extermination. Resulting in Ghidorah wanting to start it back up twice as quickly. Which is why me and my allies wish to offer our aid in everyone's defense against him." Godzilla informed her and the other Overlords as he looked amongst them. "Since my first journey through Hell, it was nothing but a nightmare. But since I arrived here again, I find myself in a position where I can put my services to use, without selling my soul. That includes those of my allies, Anguirus, Rodan, or any other Kaiju that may be here in Hell." He told them.
"It would make our defenses better than when we were dealing with the angelic legion." Rosie commented.
"Indeed. After all, we saw the way he massacred most of those Exorcists." Alastor chimed as every Overlord in the room murmured amongst themselves in agreement of what they watched on Channel 666.
Carmilla wasn't at all convinced, but when she looked into Godzilla's eyes, she could see a genuine need to defend rather than destroy. She thought long and hard before deciding her next decision. "It is a lot to consider, given your reputation. I think it prudent we-" Before she could continue, Velvette kicked open the door and walked in.
"Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought." She laughed a bit. "Yes, I know. They're all a joke." She laughed again as she reached her seat. "Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling." She smooched and hung up as she took a seat.
Carmilla scowled at her as she stood calm by Godzilla. "Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your… colleagues be joining us?" She asked her.
"No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent, and-" Just as she looked up, she paused and saw Godzilla giving her a stern glare. "HOLY SHIT!" She leaned back in her seat. "What the fuck is he doing here?!" She asked.
"Like you, I'm representing my kind in the defense of Hell. Without being under the control of an Overlord." He told her.
"Charming, you have to admit." Carmilla said as Velvette snapped a photo with her phone and put shit emoji around Carmilla. "So, as I was saying, Godzilla's proposal may be what everyone needs in regards to what we need to discuss-" She was once again interrupted when Velvette waved her hand. "Yes?" She questioned.
"On the topic of discussion…" She tossed up the head of an Exorcist and it rolled across the table, surprising everyone.
"Holy shit!" Zeezi yelled.
"Oh! Tasty…" Alastor commented as Godzilla saw it, this wasn't one of his kills.
He silently glanced towards Carmilla who was shocked and narrowed her eyes at Velvette. "Where did you get this?" She asked her.
"We found it during Extermination day. Far from where Godzilla was performing his own massacre. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed." She stood up on the table. "We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan–"
Before she could continue, Zestial was taking a long deep sip of his tea, earning everyone's attention as he sipped it loudly and aggressively to drown her out. Once finished, he set his cup and saucer down and looked at her. "If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more… foolish than I bethought." He told her.
Velvette let out a scoff as she felt offended. "Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?" She asked him.
"We know not how this perished. Despite Godzilla's display of his own massacre, mayhaps t-was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing, mightn't they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?" He questioned while slamming his fist on the table.
"It can happen." Alastor admitted.
"He brings up a valid point, Vel." Zeezi told her as she leaned back. "I was surprised by Godzilla's attack against the Exorcists, and never in my life did I imagine those assholes could be fucked up the way they were. But he proved it himself. But this one?" She pointed to the severed head. "We have no way of knowing how this one was killed." She told her.
"Therefore, if you wage a war with them, you will have the Goddess of Peace to deal with if you dare try." Godzilla warned her of Mothra as he crossed his arms. "And trust me, Mothra is no pushover. You mess with her, you will feel divine punishment." He told her as he growled.
Velvette narrowed her eyes as she wanted to mouth off, but she noticed Carmilla looking away with a guilty expression. A mischievous smile formed on her face as she sensed she was hiding something. "Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?" She asked as Carmilla twitched, getting angry as Zestile narrowed his eyes at her. "Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-"
Hearing her words, Carmille immediately got between her and Zestile to put her in her place.
You better show some respect!
Godzilla saw it as he looked at her surprised.
Check your behavior!
No one speaks to Zestial that way~!
Did you expect us to sit back and take your
Insolent brazen display?!
Hearing this, Godzilla looked towards Velvette who was laughing at her words.
You got it twisted
I'm not the one who needs a new attitude!
Maybe you missed it
But I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please!
WHOO!
I'm the backbone of the Vees.
Mad that I acted respectless?
Well, it's cause no one could respect this!
Watching her disrespectful act, Godzilla narrowed his eyes as she walked across the table.
Sorry, group attendin'!
Since when are Overlords too scared to fight?
You're long past trending!
She played on her phone to prove her point.
"Sorr, bae, but I ain't swiping right!
You've lost your relevance-
She said as she walked past Godzilla and stepped behind Zestial.
We can't act without more intelligence.
He told her as Godzilla nodded in agreement, but Velvette was having none of it.
Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless
I could eat you lot for breakfast!
She walked away as Godzilla wanted to intervene, but Carmilla stepped up before he could.
You and the Vees are inane and uninformed!
Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned!
She declared as Velvette turned back towards her.
Oops! Did I strike a nerve?
Cause when I brought out the angel's head
Couldn't help but observe
She tossed it towards Carmilla as it landed near Carmilla.
That your wrinkled face was turning red!
And why are you avoiding war?
That's what the guns you sell are for!
She reminded her as Godzilla looked at Carmilla, seeing her getting thoroughly pissed with the little entitled princess.
Thanks to my being respectless
One thing I'm starting to suspect is
You know why this angel's headless!
Do you have a disclosure?
This meeting's over!
Carmilla declared as she and Velvette glared at each other as everything fell silent. The Overlords, including Godzilla stared in silence as Alastor leaned forward. "That was a productive meeting!" He commented.
But Velvette wasn't going to let it slide. "You know how this angel died, Carmilla. So don't fucking bother trying to deny it. I have ways of finding out, and when I do, I'm going to-"
Before she could threaten her, Godzilla grabbed her by the collar of her coat and slammed her against the window, causing it to crack as she let out a grunt. The Overlords gasped in surprise and shock as Carmilla watched in awe of him defending her. Godzilla held her up as he growled and got in her face. "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGK!" He roared in her face to fill her with fear, and make her ears hurt from his roar. She groaned as she held her ears from it. "If you threaten her again… in fact if you even try to harm her, or her family, I will hunt you and the other Vees down. I will start with you… taking both of your arms, and both of your legs, and then I will rip your face right off your head. Do you understand?" He asked.
"You wouldn't-"
"Yes…" He interrupted her as he leaned closer to her. "And when Vox sees you, you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you? Rolling down the street. Like a turd in the wind. Do you feel me?" He asked her.
This threat literally made her piss herself as the very image was seared into her brain. "You're the worst idea Vox ever thought of!" She declared.
"Then I suggest you get out before I have second thoughts." He warned her as he threw her down to the floor.
She rolled across it and smacked against the door, panting heavily as she looked at him and got up. "Fine! Hope Ghidorah finishes you first! So, safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! Kiss my arse!" She yelled and walked out.
Zeezi watched her go and scoffed. "What the hell? We literally just got here!" She exclaimed as she looked towards Godzilla. "And you…" She stood up from her chair. "You certainly got our attention. All in favor of letting Godzilla and his kind deal with Ghidorah?" She raised her hand along with everyone else who believed he was their best chance in stopping the King of Terror.
"I too shall place my faith in thy King of Monsters." Zestial declared as he looked at him. "After all, thou have shown a magnanimous display." He told him.
"As much as it pains me to go along with this. Faith in you may be the best option yet." Carmilla declared as she smiled at him. "And… Thank you, for defending me and my family. As graphic as your threat was, it was greatly appreciated." She told him.
"If my son were here, he'd be proud of my choices. But I better not push my luck." He said as he looked towards Alastor. "We should go." He told him.
"Good idea." He agreed as he walked off with him.
Odette watched them go as she and Clara looked towards their mother, seeing her concerned expression. "Mother?" She called her.
As the Overlords left the room, Alastor took notice of Carmilla, her daughters and Zestial walking towards another room. "Hmm. Well that's interesting." He commented as he saw Frank and pointed his cane at him. "You, little egg creature. I have a job for you." He told him.
"Oh. Yes, boss!" Frank replied.
"Follow them!" He ordered as Frank saluted and rushed after Carmilla and her group.
Noticing it, Godzilla looked towards Alastor curiously. "What was that about?" He asked him.
"Oh, you'll find out soon." Alastor informed him as he walked ahead, Godzilla watched him as he grew suspicious of his behavior.
(~)
Meanwhile, Charlie, Vaggie and the rest of the group were standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping sounds were heard around them as Angel was feeling satisfied with himself, but Charlie was looking shocked and Vaggie was fuming with anger. "Angel! What the actual fuck?!" She yelled.
"Yeah, seriously. What is all this?!" Rodan asked him with fury in his eyes.
"No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!" Angel quotes as he pointed to a poster on the wall, which read the same thing he said.
"Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm." Charlie tried to find the words.
"This is too much!" Anguirus said as Kiki approached him.
"Oh come on, big fella. Don't act like you didn't have some dirty thoughts running through your mind." She told him as she ran a finger across his chin.
Verosika giggled at Anguirus' dismay as she patted his shoulder. "Don't worry big boy, Kiki isn't too bad once you get to know her." She assured him.
"Take it from me, she's got the best hands in the business." Ace told him.
"You've got some serious issues, you know that?" Loona asked, while Moxxie saw Millie holding up a few toys that would definitely pique his interest.
"What makes either of you think anyone would be into this?" Vaggie asked, only to look and see Husk getting a massage.
He was purring from the great touch from his masseuse. "You know, I, I don't hate this." He chuckled as he enjoyed the massage.
But it was later ruined when he heard a snapping sound, he looked to see Niffty wearing a dominatrix outfit. "I'm ready to punish some bad boys!" She giggled mischievously.
Husk immediately got up and cleaned himself. "...Never mind, I-I'm out!" He ran off to avoid Niffty for his own sanity.
Meanwhile, a demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage as other demons begin approaching her to rub against her. "Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm…" She tried to fight the urge.
Vaggie immediately pulled her away from them as she glared at Angel. "Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting." She declared.
"I agree with her, we didn't sign up for you to lure us to a sex dungeon!" Rodan told him.
"It's no big deal, guys. You know, maybe I can just help uh–" Charlie tried to figure something out.
"No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down." Vaggie told her as she walked away from her. "I just need to teach them, the way I was taught…" She said as she smiled with excitement, for she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
(~)
On a rooftop, with half a city destroyed around them. Everyone was shocked by Vaggie's exercise that has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing, demons scream, and explosions booming. Charlie watched with disbelief as she gestured to the scene. "THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!" She asked her as demons yelled below them.
"Gotta say, this girl has a very interesting plan here." Loona stated.
"There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!" Vaggie declared as an explosion occurred behind her, her hair swaying as she had a satisfied smile on her face.
"I'm really starting to question your methods, Vaggie." Moxxie commented.
"I second that." Millie chimed in.
"Yeah, this seems a bit excessive." Blitz said as he looked at the battle below. "I mean, I like a good fight as much as the next guy, but this is a bit much." He told her.
"Well guess what." She walked to him and grabbed him. "You're first." He tossed him as Blitz screamed as he fell down, while she turned towards Pentious. "You…" She picked him up.
"Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-" He tried to complain.
"Are gonna survive together!" She threw him down to join Blitz, she soon turned towards Angel. "And you…" She walked to him
"D-Don't you even think about it-" He tried to protest.
But she grabbed him and lifted him up. "Are gonna make this hotel work!" She tossed him as punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion.
Anguirus and Rodan knew she wouldn't be able to lift them, given their size and weight. And Rodan could just fly back onto the roof to avoid falling. Husk meanwhile snuck off with Moxxie and Millie without her knowing, while Niffty was bouncing, her arms raised with excitement, and psychotically smiling with anticipation. "My turn, my turn!" She begged.
Much to her own satisfaction, Vaggie snatched her up and attempted to throw her down. "Vaggie! No!" Charlie snatched Niffty from her.
"This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie." She argued.
"No, it's not." She put Niffty down as the maid scowled at her. "There are other ways. It just takes time!" She told her.
"Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?" Vaggie asked her as she turned away from her, while Niffty jumped from the roof.
"Vaggie…" Charlie looked at her feeling concerned.
"I took charge today, and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you." She said as she touched her shoulders. "I'm supposed to never fail you." She told her as she pulled away and watched back to the edge of the rooftop.
"I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Angel yelled from the streets.
Anguirus walked to her and stood on his hind legs, touching her shoulder. "You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Vaggie." He told her.
"He's right, you didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-" Charlie hesitated to find the words.
"If I can't help you, what's the point of me?" She questioned.
This made Charlie gasp when she heard it. "Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-"
"I'm sorry." Vaggie interrupted her. "I'd… I'd like to be alone for a minute." She said to her and Anguirus.
Seeing her state, Anguirus looked at Charlie and touched her shoulder. "We should give her some space. Today has been pretty crazy." He told her.
"But don't give up yet, princess." Verosika advised her as she smiled. "So far, things are looking up for your friends." She said as Angel showed up with Pentious intact.
"Made it!" He exclaimed as he panted from exhaustion.
But Charlie walked with Anguirus and Rodan to the door. "Let's go home, guys." She told them as she went into the door with the two Kaiju.
Much to Angel's dismay as he groaned. "Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!" He followed after, pulling Pentious with him as Loona looked back at Vaggie, who stayed where she was.
She walked over to her and nudged her. "Hey… don't take this personally. Sure they're all a bunch of knuckle heads, but who knows? There might be a silver lining in all this." She assured her.
"I wish it were that simple, but it's not. Ghidorah could easily just bump up the schedule and make things worse. He's worse than Adam in every way." Vaggie declared as she lowered her head.
Seeing her frantic behavior, Loona exhaled, knowing this won't be easy. "Look… sometimes it's never easy to do things the right way. Everyone has issues, especially angels. And sometimes, they fuck up. Well… mostly arrogant ones like Adam." She scoffed as she sat on the ledge of the building. "But from what I saw when I met Mothra? There are some that care." She told her.
"Well they have a funny way of showing it." Vaggie said as she touched her eyepatch.
"Yeah, even an Exorcist such as yourself can show compassion." Loona told her, earning a shocked look from Vaggie. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch." She assured her.
"How did you find out?! Did Godzilla tell you?!" She asked her, but Loona pointed mostly to her nose, indicating that Vaggie's scent betrayed her once again. "Ugh, of course…" She covered her face.
"Look, try to give Charlie a chance to do things her way. Her way might not always work, but she's trying." Loona said as she smiled and looked towards her. "And that's more important than you think." She assured her as she got up. "Think about what I said, okay?" She told her as she walked off to leave Vaggie alone. She watched the hellhound go and looked towards the sky, thinking about what she said as she frowned.
(~)
Back at Carmine's office, Carmilla poured herself a drink as she muttered some curse words in Spanish. But rather than drink from the glass she poured, she drank from the bottle as Zestial approached. "Carmilla, what troubles thou?" He asked her feeling concerned. "Losing thy composure is unlike thee." He told her.
But she let out a sigh as she turned towards him. "It's nothing, Zestial, really." She assured him.
"The felled angel… the one Godzilla did not killeth? T'was by thy hand, was it not?" He asked her
"Let's not talk about it." She told him as she walked to her desk.
Clara looked at her feeling concerned. "Mom, maybe he should know." She suggested.
"Nobody should know." Carmilla slammed her hands on the desk while Frank hid himself in the office. "I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this." She told them as she sat down.
Seeing her current state, Zestial approached her and placed a gentle hand on her shoulder.
What weighs on your soul old friend?
I implore you to share the load!
If it was thou who slew the angel
Why not let your strength be known?
Hearing his words, Carmilla thought long and hard about what she was going to reveal to him.
I always thought…
That I would keep blood off my face
But when that thing attacked
I had to act
To cross that line and keep them safe.
She looked at her daughters who watched her with concern in their eyes as she approached a window.
But if anyone knew
Then all of Hell would rise to war
And who's to say?
Who'd survive the fray?
I might lose the ones I'd been killing for!
She turned around to face the greatest ally she had as her daughters approached her and she held them in her arms.
So I'll
I'll be your keeper!
Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes!
She looked up to Zestial who looked at her surprised.
I'll keep you safe
And keep this secret!
Elsewhere, Vaggie stood at the foot of the hotel as she began to climb.
When I saw your face
You made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place
And it felt so good to be understood!
But there's so much I wished that I could say
She climbed to the top of a sign and looked towards the mast of an old pirate ship and leapt to it and landed safely.
So I, I'll be your armour
Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes
I'll spend my life being your partner.
Carmilla looked out and looked at the Heavenly Gate in the sky.
And I don't know what we might face
But I know I can't replace you
So I'll do anything to save you!
Meanwhile, Vaggie held onto the ropes on the crowsnest and looked out.
And I will try to make your dreams come true!
Whatever we go through
I know I
I'll be your keeper!
I'll be your armor!
The two beautiful women were standing back to back as they looked at the sky.
Whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes
Whatever it takes!
A moment later, Godzilla and Alastor waited outside while the Egg Boiz were scavenging for weapons in a nearby dumpster. "Ohhhh, this one smells like fun." One said as he laughed. "Oh, I love garbage." Another said.
Seeing them have their time, Godzilla let out a snort as he saw Frank return. "About time… I can hear this song playing in my head right now." He said while rubbing his ear. "Quite catchy to be honest." He admitted.
"So, what did you hear?" Alastor asked Frank as he approached.
"First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-You're not yourself. You're the only one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all "Whatever it takes" Frank tried to explain.
"And then what was the last thing?" Alastor asked as Godzilla was equally curious.
"She killed the angel?" Frank reminded him.
"Interesting." Alastor said as he looked at the office, then to Godzilla. "It would seem that you're not the only one who's killed angels." He told him.
"I had a feeling. But how did she do it?" Godzilla wondered.
"I'm sure with your sense of being curious, you'll find out. But for now, let's keep this between us, shall we?" He asked him as his voice became static and distorted.
"The eggs can keep your secret. I already have one secret to keep for a friend." He told him as he walked off.
"Well Eggs, you heard him. Let's move." Alastor said as he followed after Godzilla.
"You got it, boss!" The Egg Boiz followed after him as Frank saluted.
(~)
Back at the Hotel, Loona was with Charlie who was looking down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie soon came in on the balcony and walked to them. "Hey." She greeted them.
"Hey." Charlie and Loona greeted her.
Taking a deep breath, Vaggie let out a sigh and looked at Charlie. "I'm sorry I got so crazy today." She apologized.
But Charlie touched her hand with a reassuring grasp. "No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all thai would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together." She said as she smiled at Vaggie.
Even Loona smiled as she looked towards the others. "That's the spirit. I mean, look at what your exercise did for them." She pointed to the group.
Charlie saw the group together as they were laughing together. "And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!" He laughed at Pentious' expense.
Even he was laughing at his predicament. "Yes, and with the dismembered arm. Yes, that was… particularly unpleasant." He said feeling dejected.
"Yeah well, you should have seen the fight I had with that asshole named Striker. He knew how to put up a fight compared to those asswipes." Blitz pointed out as he drank some liquor.
"Well… hey, at least you guys can take a beating like a champ." Husk said as he patted them. "You did okay, especially you, new kid." He said to Pentious.
This left Pentious surprised when he heard it. "...Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today." He laughed heartily. "And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there." He thanked them as they all laughed, but then the moment was ruined when Niffty was laughing maniacally.
Blitz stared at her as his eyes blinked slowly like a lizard, while Anguirus watched as he let out a snort and swung his tail, smacking her away from the area as he exhaled. "Can't take that girl anymore." He declared as Kiki sat close to him.
"You said it. She is literally one step away to getting put in a straight jacket." She stated as she rubbed her finger across one of his curved horns, much to his annoyance. But he decided to let it slide as he exhaled and rested his head against a pillow.
Even Rodan chuckled as he saw Kiki flirting with him, Vaggie watched them as she smiled proudly. "Well, how about that?" She commented as she saw Godzilla return with Alastor, and the Egg Boiz. "Alastor, failed to get rid of the eggs, I see." She noticed them.
"Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful." He said to her as he glowed a bit with the information he received.
"And since they've been so useful, why don't you give them back to Pentious?" Godzilla suggested.
"I agree." Vaggie chimed.
These words made Pentious get teary upon hearing them. "Really?" He asked her.
"Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons." She said sternly, with her eyes narrowing at him to show how serious she was about that rule.
Pentious meanwhile got emotional as he slithered to the Egg Boiz and hugged them as Alastor walked away. "Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back. Now, go clean my quarters this instant!" He ordered as the Egg Boiz immediately scattered away.
A small smile formed over Godzilla's face as he watched them and saw Loona approach. "So, what did we miss?" He asked.
"Trust me, it's best you don't wanna know." She told him as she nudged him. "But it's good to have you back." She told him with a smile.
"It's good to be back. The meeting immediately went south when one of the Vees showed up." Godzilla informed her.
"Let me guess. Pink hair with white streaks, looks almost like she came out of a circus?" Loona asked him.
At this point, Godzilla was literally flabbergasted as he slowly waved his hands out. "I'm not gonna question how you know that." He said as he and Loona chuckled together. "I just hope things will get better over time." He stated.
"Maybe, think 'll move faster than you think." "Charlie told him as she nudged him playful.
At the end of the day, Pentious was in his Zeppelin with the Egg Boiz, wearing his pajamas as he got them nice and cozy. "Ah! How was your day with Alastor and Godzilla, my minions?" He asked them, feeling curious.
"It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!" Frank informed him.
"Mmm, that's nice." Pentious said as he got comfortable.
"And the knife lady killed an angel! And I… was not supposed to talk about it." He reminded himself.
But this information was not enough for Pentious to believe him. "Oh, I'm sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep." He got them comfortable within his coils. "Good Night Eggies.~" He told them as the Egg Boiz fell asleep.
Elsewhere, Godzilla looked at the sky as he thought about his son. Loona walked up and sat beside him. "Hey, you okay?" She asked him.
"Yes…" He said as he looked at her. "Just… thinking about my son. Wondering how he's fairing in my place." He informed her as he looked out.
A smile formed across Loona's face as she looked out towards the sky. "I'm sure he's doing fine. You raised him well, and I'm sure he's following your example." She theorized as she shrugged her shoulders. "He's probably even evolving, discovering new abilities you never had." She suggested.
Godzilla chuckled at that statement as he looked at her. "I wouldn't be surprised. He is a member of my species after all." He told her.
"Yeah." She agreed as she smiled and looked at him. "Hey… if Mothra ever contacts you again, you should ask her to let you check on your son." She suggested.
Surprised by it, Godzilla looked at her curiously. "She could do that?" He asked.
"It's possible. After all, being in the afterlife shouldn't limit you to seeing your son." Loona told him as she touched his claw hand. "Whenever you want to check in on him." She said as she smiled and got up and kissed him on the cheek. "Good night." She told him as she went inside.
"Good night." He watched her go and looked back out, he touched his cheek feeling where she kissed him. It was strange, but it felt nice. He smiled and looked out towards the sky, thinking about her suggestion to ask Mothra to check on his son.
(Author Notes: Hey guys, Leonidas1994 here. Here is the next chapter, and I will admit, I couldn't help but pull a Venom with Godzilla. Because Velvette needed to be put in her place. Either way, to those who were making voice suggestions for the Kaiju, I already chose perfect voices for them that would be perfect for them, and I like what I chose. Read the other chapters to learn which ones I picked. I hope you guys like what I did with this chapter.)