Disclaimer: All rights go to Shannon Messenger.

Hello everyone! I'm Y.B.! Today I'm just going to say hi to the Keeper's people (elves?), so that… um… I just don't suddenly appear out of nowhere and start telling them what to do. Yeah… So here they are!

Me: *conjures elves into the story void* Hi!

Biana: *screams* YOU AGAIN?

Sophie and Linh: *wake up* Oh, hi Biana! What's wro-AHHHH!

Keefe: *hides book* Where am I? I wasn't reading!

Fitz: *snores*

Dex: *looks around in confusion* Did I discover a teleportation elixir?

Me: No, I conjured you here.

Everyone except Fitz: WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE WE? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Me: I'm Y.B., you're… in a place, and, if I tell you everything, your minds could break.

Keefe: Nevermind. I don't want to know.

Fitz: *finally wakes up* Oh, hi.

Me: Hi!

Fitz: WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Me: Ask someone else, I already explained it.

Biana: *helps Fitz up and starts explaining everything*

Linh: *looks around* Hey, where's Tam?

Me: Oh right, I forgot him. *snaps fingers* Here you go.

Tam: *blank expression, he lost his sense of surprise when he joined the black swan*

Keefe: Hey, doesn't this surprise you at all?

Tam: Hey, this surprised you at all?

Linh: Tam, be nice.

Tam: *grumbles*

Me: Hey, Sophie hasn't reacted yet. Sophie?

Sophie: Are we in the void? Also what do you mean, "reacted"?

Me: … Biana, why did you scream "YOU AGAIN" earlier?

Biana: Because I keep having recurring dreams about your voice.

Me: …Thanks…?

Me: Sooooooo, let's end this before anyone asks any more dangerous questions.

Sophie: "Dangerous qu-"

Hi again! If you enjoyed this, please keep reading. If you like this, please comment! I will take suggestions for reacts or games or stuff for the Keeper's crew. See you next time!