Disclaimer: All rights go to Shannon Messenger.
Warning: To anyone who objects to Keefoster, you will want to skip this chapter. Also, thank you for continuing to read the random words that come out of my brain.
Me: You're baaaaaacckkk!
Sophie: How do you stretch out a consonant like that?
Me: Practice. Today, I'm going to make you react to…..ooh, got it! Team Foster-Keefe!
Fitz: No. Absolutely not.
Linh: The ship name confuses me. Why would you use Sophie's last name and Keefe's first name?
Keefe: Well, um, because … I don't actually know.
Biana: And can a team really just be two people? I mean, it should be at least 3 or 4, right?
Linh: Good point. Y.B., can you explain?
Me: … No. But we're getting off topic. How do you feel about the actual ship?
Fitz: I HATE IT!
Me: That's been established. Anyone else?
Biana: Sophie, Dex, and Tam haven't gone yet.
Me: Tam is only coming for things that involve him or need everyone.
Fitz: Then can I leave too?
Me: No.
Fitz: Why?
Me: Because I would hate it if a fictional character disliked me.
Fitz: Fiction-
Me: No.
Fitz: But you said-
Me: No.
Biana: Okay, so what about Sophie and Dex?
Everyone: *turns to see Sophie trying to hide in the shadows*
Keefe: Awww, I'm not that bad, Foster.
Fitz: YES YOU ARE. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, SOPHIE.
Biana: Fitz, just accept that Sophie likes Keefe better.
Linh: Wait, I thought you had a crush on Keefe?
Biana: NO. I like- *glances at Tam* - uh, no one.
Me: Awww … Tiana! Wait, we're getting off topic again.
Biana: I don't think we can get back on topic.
Me: Okay then, let's just have Dex react so that he's not forgotten.
Dex: Ummm…. Okay I guess.
Me: Bye! See you next time!
Sooo … yeah. Not a lot of Keefoster. I tried. But … no. I ship it, but it turns out that staying on topic is really hard sometimes. Please comment! Bye!