"We haven't done anything on this stupid island in a while." Kazooie said with her fighting against Palutena since they were the only Smashers that were actually present. "So what the hell are we even here for?"
"Don't you get it?" Palutena said with her twirling her staff at the red Breegull bird. "We're here to entertain everyone!"
"Well it doesn't seem like we're doing a good job." Lucina said with her stomach growling since she needed to use the bathroom quite badly with the way her legs trembled for she looked as if she were on the verge of tears. "I don't think it was a good idea to have that lemonade... I feel like I might leak if I keep this up!"
"Then go use the restroom, nobody is gonna judge you!" Zelda spoke since she had her body being possessed by Tetra who of course couldn't partake in the battle for obvious reasons, with the Hyrulian princess burping. "After all the washroom is the best place to get yourself in better shape!"
"This is the weirdest match up I've seen in a while." Doc Brown said since he was scribbling the things going on in the battle with him not believing what he was seeing, having his binoculars on his personal. "Great Scott! Is that a chair being used to hit someone?"
"You shouldn't be surprised." Viridi said next to him while completely covered up in bandages since she couldn't take part of the battle due to getting knocked out. "Ugh... I feel like my gums might be bleeding again."
"You could stay still while I put this ointment on you." Dr. Hoshi calmly pointed out since he was trying to place more things on the wounded goddess to make her feel better. "Then again with how this place shakes I doubt it. It's even a miracle that I can get you patched up."