Co-Written by Titan820
Mr. Krabs, a notably greedy sea crustacean, held a few things in higher regard than anything else: money and his daughter, Pearl. Tonight was a special occasion as he would be out with the lovely Mrs. Puff, intending to return home late to prolong the enjoyment. However, he needed someone to look after his young daughter in his absence.
"Why didn't you ask SpongeBob to do this, sir?" An annoyed octopus voiced his dissatisfaction, burdened with extra work on his Saturday night for his money-driven boss.
"Come now, Mr. Squidward, this job requires a firm touch. Besides, you've been handling this responsibility for quite some time," Krabs responded.
"Fine, but don't expect me to do this next time," Squidward grumbled.
"Excellent! And remember, if she asks for money—so long as it's not mine—go ahead and indulge her," Krabs instructed before departing, his laughter echoing in his wake, wearing his fancy attire.
Squidward, frustrated, mumbled to himself before making his way to the living room, which seemed unnecessarily large to ensure Pearl's comfort. There, he found her donning workout attire and engaged in exercise.
"I wonder how much time she spends exercising each day," Squidward pondered while observing her workout routine.
Pearl remained unaware of Squidward's presence and continued her push-ups, perspiration trickling down her body.
"Hello, Pearl. I'm here to babysit once again," Squidward announced.
Pearl finally noticed Squidward's presence and responded with an eye roll. "Great, is Dad still doing this? I can take care of myself, Squidward," she asserted, rising to her feet.
"I know, but he's paying me," Squidward replied, observing her towering over him.
She chuckled dismissively. "And what is he paying you? Five measly cents?"
Squidward was on the verge of retorting but simply nodded, accepting her jest as if it were true.
"No offense, Squidward, but your presence is unnecessary. Why don't you just go home?" she suggested, turning away to resume her squats.
Squidward contemplated responding, but as he watched her perform the squats, he couldn't help but be captivated by her incredible form. A blush crept across his face as he fixated on her impressive and shapely booty, snugly stretching her workout shorts, unable to tear his gaze away.
'Whoa...her ass sure is phat. How can Eugene afford her clothes?' "I-Im staying anyway. Last I need is your dad being on my case"
"Ok then, fine," Pearl said as she stretched and bent over.
"Good...so" He gulps nervously being hypnotized by her bottom "How long have you been working out?"
"It's been a while. Well, if you mean today, it's only been an hour," she replied.
"That's good. Are you hungry?"
"Yes," she responded, her stomach letting out a rumble.
"I'll go check what's in the fridge. Luckily, your dad splurges enough on food," Squidward remarked.
"Okay then," Pearl agreed.
Squidward made his way to the kitchen, opened the fridge, and surveyed its contents to determine what he could find.
"What are you in the mood for?" he inquired.
"Anything that tastes good," she answered.
"You're not picky, huh?" he remarked.
"Nope," she confirmed.
Squidward nodded before gathering a few items, preparing to cook. He hoped it would be sufficient to satisfy someone of Pearl's size. As she stretched, anticipation filled her as she wondered what Squidward had in store.
"Don't take too long, Squidy," she teased, smirking.
He groaned at the nickname but proceeded to prepare the food. He cooked a steak with a side salad.
"How does this suit your palate?" Squidward asked, presenting the dish.
"Mmm, it looks good," Pearl replied, taking a bite of the steak. "Hmm, not bad. I was expecting it to taste awful, coming from you. I'm glad I was wrong." She continued to eat the steak before moving on to the salad once the steak was finished.
"Please, if I didn't have at least this much skill, I would be dead by now," Squidward scoffed. "And you're a really big girl. That portion won't be enough to fill you up, right?"
"Do you have anything else?" Pearl inquired.
"I also made spaghetti and meatballs with a nice sauce," Squidward offered, sporting a proud smile.
"Okay, let's see it," Pearl said.
"Bon appétit," Squidward said.
Pearl began eating and was delighted by the flavors. "Wow, Squidward, this tastes great! I'm surprised you didn't mess it up."
"Thanks, I guess," Squidward replied, smiling.
"Do you have something for me to drink?" Pearl asked.
"How about some lemonade?" Squidward suggested.
"Great choice. I'll go make it," Pearl accepted.
After that, Squidward spent some time serving more food to Pearl, satisfying her insatiable appetite.
"How was all of that?" Squidward inquired.
"Oh, I'm stuffed and thirsty. I'll take a few minutes before heading upstairs to take a shower," Pearl said, patting her satisfied belly.
"Good to know," Squidward replied, smiling.
Looks like taking care of her won't be that much of a problem or so he thought, so far so good. Squidward sees her get up and walk around as her meaty booty jiggles around left and right.
'It's like her ass looks bigger after eating, what even is this house made of? Fuuuck! That ass is like one big meaty bun. Neptune forgive me but I wish I could smack it' He thought while biting his lower lip.
Pearl stretched once more as her full meaty ass was on display. He went to her ass and gently touched...OR so he thought...
'I gotta stop daydreaming, the last I need is her killing me'
"I can feel you staring at my ass Squidy, are you perhaps interested in touching it?" Pearl asked without looking at him.
"Wait what? Preposterous. I'm not looking at your ass, im worried you break the stairs and fall down hahaha"
"Liar, I have a mirror hidden right there, making sure to catch my dad on the fly hiding his money," Pearl said as she looked at him via the mirror's reflection. "You aren't that bad to throw away, so maybe I can let you have a feel," She said while smirking.
"Wait...WHAT?! Y-You have a mirror? And P-Permission? Pearl, what are you talking about?" Squidward was blushing and feeling confused.
"Do you want me to spell it out for you Squidy? You may touch my ass. Slap it, squeeze it, put your face in it. I know you want to." Pearl smirked.
Squidward was starting to sweat now "Pearl why are you telling me this? I am just babysitting you, I thought I was nothing more than that?"
"It wasn't, but you cook surprisingly well and you aren't annoying," Pearl said.
"So basically you're saying I can do things with your ass for being a surprisingly good cook?" He was perplexed.
"Do you want to or not?" Pearl asked.
"...Do you promise not to tell your dad?"
"I promise," Pearl said.
"Hmmm..."
Squidward was nervous thinking that this could be just a prank and that she would at any time make fun of him, but of all odds, he decided to go upstairs too and close to her.
"Can I really touch it?"
"Yes you dope," Pearl smirked as she shakes her meaty cheeks and he can't help but stare.
"Dang it Pearl, you have a freaking moon for an ass," He said before lifting his hand and landing a nice SMACK on her left cheek.
Pearl's ass jiggled for a bit. "Ahn! Yeah, and you were itchy to touch it from you just staring" She winked.
"Oooh man yeah that felt good, and can you blame me? Ever since you hit a certain age, your growth spurt has given you the best ass of bikini bottom" Squidward said with a grin.
"I can't blame you. Every man and woman wants to touch this ass." Pearl smirked.
After that Squidward started to shove his face in between her phat ass cheeks and sniffed it HARD! Taking advantage of this situation as much as possible, while his tentacles were groping her meaty bun.
She giggled. "Mmm, this is fun. I might have you babysit me more often."
"Ooooh Goodgod, Pearl, I never had the pleasure to touch and grab such a massive bottom" He smacked it again "it's glorious"
"Thanks, Squiddy. You are good with your hands." Pearl said.
"You still gonna take that shower or are you gonna let me pat this ass all night?"
"Oh yeah. We'll continue this later." Pearl said as she went to the bathroom to take her shower.
"Really?" 'AWESOME!' "Ok then" He waves at her.
Pearl jiggles her ass before going in and Squidward blushes as he sits down in a chair.
"Boy...tonight has my blood pumping"
*Bathroom*
Inside the bathroom Pearl removes her sweaty clothes, turns on the shower at just the right temperature, water washing away her sweat while she smiles, enjoying having someone to worship her thickness, it felt really good.
She washed as she smiled, having someone worship her meaty ass felt good.
"Not bad, he has some nice handy skills"
She washes up her massive chest and thick thighs all the while it shakes and jiggles
"Hmm~ All nice, clean, and sexy. I always use too much soap though"
She smiled while looking at her thick ass all covered in soap, deciding to wash it away by increasing the amount of water coming out.
"There we go, gotta make sure this ass is clean," Pearl said.
After grabbing a large towel and spending a considerable amount of time drying herself, Pearl grabs a new batch of clothes to put on.
"Perfect," She said, brushing her hair aside.
She went back downstairs to let Squidward see her now in clean and sexy pajamas, which quickly made him blush of course.
"Looking sharp there Pearl"
"Thanks Squidy," Pearl said as she walked to him and hugged him.
"Hmhmhmhmhm" His voice was muffled onto her bbs
"What? My giant titties take your breath away too?" She giggled as she jiggled her chest on his face.
Squidward's head pops out of her chest "Y-Yes? So...are you gonna sleep now?"
"Fine…" She said as she nodded. "Wanna see my butt one more time?"
"If I knew you were always this eager to show me your ass I would have asked for it sooner" He smiles.
Pearl just laughs at that and turns around, showing her ass again, this time Squifward smacks it again making it ripple like jelly.
She grunted in pleasure because of it, but suddenly Pearl felt something weird as her stomach gurgled "Hmmm~" And then she ended up blasting a fart.
"Whoa!"
Thanks to Pearl's large ass, a simple fart that escaped had blasted Squidward against the wall, the latter groaning from that and coughing.
"Whoops, sorry Squidy are you ok?" Pearl asked as she walked to him and looked at him.
"Y-Yeah I am. Geez that stunk Pearl, you fart blasted me away" He said, holding on to his nose.
"Yeah, my tummy feels like is full of it thanks to your food," Pearl said as she rubs her soft tummy.
"Well, guess it's time for you to go to bed then. I stay here in the living room" He said, standing back up.
"Ok, see you tomorrow. Unless you want to come with me." Pearl said as she walked up to her room and he looked at her ass jiggling.
"Hehe, that is a tempting offer Pearl, but I'm sure your bed is only big enough for you"
"Maybe, but you would have some nice, giant pillows to sleep on," Pearl said as she jiggled her chest and ass.
"It would be a great deal...if you weren't so gassy"
"Come on, wanna try?" Pearl asks as she gently presses her chest on his face and he sees her smirking.
Squidward was getting nervous now "I um...ok but just a few minutes alright?"
"Alright," Pearl said she grabs his hand and walks upstairs with him.
*Inside Pearls Room*
It was a large room with a queen-sized bed for Whales, the whole place was decorated with stuff that she enjoys having like plushies and boy band posters.
"Tada, here's my room," Pearl said she smiled and she got on her bed.
"It's rather cute I suppose," He said, walking inside "Some of this stuff looks expensive, you sure know how to make old Krabs open his pockets"
"Yeah, cause he's my dad. I'm his little girl." Pearl said even she giggled at the ironic statement considering how massive she is.
"Does he get on your case when you go around trying to have boys over?"
"Sometimes, but it depends. He wants me to go out with Larry Lobster. He's ok, but not for me." Pearl said.
"Isn't he like...older than you? But at least he is big, I bet those muscles can lift you up"
Pearl nods. "I like being bigger than who I would be with." Pearl said with a smirk "Now are you going to stand there or are you gonna crawl to bed?"
"I'm coming." He blushed and he crawled onto the bed.
"Hehehe, now where do you want to lay your head in? My soft beach balls" She points at her ass "Or my water balloons?" She points to her chest.
Squidward blushed as he pointed to her bootylicious ass.
"Heh...Knew you would choose that one, you're an ass man arent you Squidward?" She said, smacking her own booty.
"I dunno, you're thick all over." He blushed.
"Just get in here you silly goof"
Squidward nods as he gets into her bed and touches her butt.
"Best pillow in the house, right?" She said while grinning.
"Yeah, it sure is," Squidward said he gently squeezed her s.
Those cheeks were just so large, that it felt like an actual bed for him to sleep on.
"Mmm, goodnight," Squidward said he started to fall asleep.
"Good night Squidy, sleep tight"
"Ok." He blushed before falling asleep.
The two of them fall asleep before going into dreamland, staying like that for quite a while.
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Squidward sensed that something was amiss. The "bed" he had been sleeping on felt less soft, prompting him to open his eyes. To his surprise, he realized he was no longer resting on top of Pearl's rear end.
"Hmm? That's odd. I feel like there's more space on the bed...wait," he mused, realizing he was alone. "Where is Pearl?"
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A loud fart echoed from the kitchen, a distinctive sound that Squidward recognized as belonging to only one person. Curiosity piqued, he decided to investigate downstairs and discovered Pearl bent over the fridge, searching for something.
"Pearl, what are you doing?" he inquired.
However, instead of responding, she emerged from the fridge with a slice of salami in her mouth.
"Is she...still asleep?" Squidward wondered aloud, noticing her closed eyes.
"Mmm," Pearl replied, her mouth full as she chewed her food.
"It seems like she's sleepwalking," he whispered to himself, contemplating whether it would be a problem to let her be.
Pearl swallowed her food and continued to walk. Squidward observed that she was heading towards the door that led outside the house. Determined to prevent any potential danger, he positioned himself in front of the door, blocking her path.
"Wait! You can't leave the house, Pearl. It's dangerous!" he pleaded, trying to dissuade her.
Pearl ignored him and just kept walking as he saw her meaty sexy sleep-walking whale get closer to him.
"Hmhmhmjp" She just walks past him, smacking him in the face with her ass cheeks who were just clapping naturally.
"Oof!" He fell on the floor after being hit by that heavy beach-ball-sided cheek "Ouch, man that ass is a weapon, but I gotta follow her "Squidward focused back on getting her into the house.
After leaving the house he follows Pearl to see where she goes next. After a few minutes, It so happens that she was going toward the Bikini Bottom Supermarket.
"Is she still hungry after all? But the supermarket must be closed at this time...right?"
But Pearl didn't care if it was closed or not, whatever she was dreaming about was making her be quite bold, she just walks towards the glass of the supermarket and presses her ass on it before farting.
*BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPMMMMMMMMSSSSSSPH*
The fart was so loud and boisterous that it felt like a whole army armed with rocket launchers had just used it all, the glass soon broke into tiny pieces. Pearl smiles in her sleep before entering the place like it was nothing, leaving Squidward surprised.
"Holy cow!"
Squidward didn't know she could fart in such a way, what he had experienced must have had just a toot compared to this. Holding on to his tongue he ran towards the place, quickly finding her due to the size, and she was grabbing food and putting it on the cart.
"Hmmm...she seems to be responding to food, what is on her mind right now? I should try talking to her again" Squidward started walking slowly towards Pearl, not making any big sounds "Pearl?" Squidward called her name and poked her butt.
"Hmm?" Pearl smiles as she jiggles her cheeks.
"How about we leave the food for later and go back home? To your dear soft bed" 'Dang her ass looks great in this pajama' He thought.
"Need to...restock the fridge," Pearl said in her sleep.
"You want food? Are you still hungry?"
"Sort of," Pearl said that in her sleep she starts eating some cheese with plastic and everything.
"C'mon...just let's go ok? It will be a problem if someone sees you like this, trust me"
"HMmmr...Wait, I gotta fart" She said, grunting.
"Ugh, again? But yo...wait Pearl? Y-You're aiming at the wrong side" He said, seeing that she was bending over and she was armed at his side instead of the other.
Pearl bolted a huge fart before straightening out and taking the cart filled with food out of the supermarket.
*PPPPRRRRRLBLBBBBBBBBRRRMMPPPHBBBBBBBBTTTTT!*
Pearl then blasted out a huge fart towards Squidward who felt his whole body being attacked by the bomb that roared out of her phat ass, it boomed out around the supermarket, poor Squidward was so close to her ass again that he felt like the stench was amplified because this one was way bigger then the first fart she threw at him. It smelled like burnt rotten eggs tossed at him after being put in a blender.
"OH! Fuck! Keuk! That's so stinky."
Squidward coughed in disgust after what happened, he saw Pearl leave though so he had to follow her, not wanting to deal with the cops once anyone noticed the situation this place was…Thankfully, Pearl was heading back to her house as he watched her put the food in the fridge.
"Nice," Pearl said in her sleep she finishes putting the food back.
"Whew, at least she's back in the bed! Squidward Said, thinking that all this was over.
"I wanna squish Squidy," Pearl said in her sleep.
"Wait what?" Oh boy, he didn't like the sound of that.
She smirked in her sleep as she started walking to him.
"N-Now Pearl let's go-" He was unable to finish what he was saying because she grabs him by the neck and hugs him tightly.
"Your mine, all mine"
Squidward blushed before trying to push her off, his hands sinking deep into her chest.
"Let's cuddle in bed"
Pearl walks to her room still asleep, bringing him along before tossing him on top of it like a ragdoll.
"Time for fun!" Pearl said with eagerness.
He blushed. "She has to be awoken now."
But unfortunately, she wasn't, Pearl was a heavy sleeper and right now she wants to have a lot of fun, firstly by removing her pajama bottoms and jumping onto her bed with her butt shifted up towards the middle, eager to have some alone time with Squidy. Squidward was smashed by Pearl's gigantic meaty cheeks. He moaned in pain but still, automatically touched her meaty cheeks; he loved it
"So painful, but so good" He grunted...
"You like my ass? My phat ass? My jean splitting fucking booty?"
"I do, it's amazing Pearl." He told her. 'I can't believe that she is asleep, and yet she's doing this' Squidward thought to himself as he uses his tentacles to rub her ass
"I'm gonna mark your whole body with the scent of my booty cheeks, everyone will know you belong to me," She said, starting to sound more dominating.
He gulped when he heard this. 'Oh boy'
"You up for the challenge Mr. Squidward?!"
"I think I am," Squidward said as he kissed her meaty cheeks.
The sound of gurgling can be heard from her stomach, which means she meant something else by 'challenge' and it was not just being under her s.
"Oh…you mean farts huh? Well, Barnac-" He tried to pointlessly lift her ass before it happened.
*PPRRRLBLBBBBOBOBLBOBOORRRMMMPPPPPTTTTTT!*
Rather than answering him with a yes, she decided to instead let out a booty blast that came out with a vengeance, he felt himself being squished tightly against Pearl's large ass, unable to escape under all that weight, being forced to endure the way her buns wobbled against his face, from the force of the large fart.
"Oh geez! It stinks so bad, Pearl your like a time bomb" Squidward said as he hears her giggling.
"Don't quit on me yet Squidy!"
The only reason why he was still standing conscious at that point was because of how deeply in love he was with her while thickness and the smell were also being associated with the pleasure he had in touching said ass.
"Because we're just getting started. I can do this all day long." She punctuated this threat with a mighty-
"But it's nighttime thou-"
*FRRRRRRRMPPPPLBLBBBBBBBRRRROOMMPPPHBBBBBBBBBTTTTT!*
Her pungent smell went to his nostrils, feeling like they were burning his senses and overloading his olfactory system, honestly, he wondered for how long she could keep going. Her fart was increasingly more foul with each second though, one fart became louder and smellier too.
He coughed at the horrible stench "By Neptune beards, how much gas can you still unlock?"
"Ooh wait for it Squidy, I'm about to let out the biggest one yet, open wide!"
*PPRRRRRRRRRRMMBLBBBBBBBBBUURRRRRMMPPPHBBLBLBBBBBOOORRRRPPHBBBLBBBBBbBbBBBbbBBBBBTTTTTTTT!*
She'd unload the biggest fart she could have ever mustered after all the food she had eaten, it roared out of her dump-truck ass like the trumpet of doom. The vibrations of if we're making the stuff around her room fall down and Squidward squirm being at the dead center of that nuclear blast.
He coughed uncontrollably at the fumes that he was eating, gagging no stop "Oh man! That was super rank!"
Those farts had reached a new level of horrible pungency, Squidward could swear that he was not smelling anything remotely reminiscent of what he had fed her, at this point, it was like Pearl had just burst up a concoction of barnacles with rotten pickles on it plus burnt rubber.
"C-Can you please relax Pearl? It's so much to deal with at once" He said to her weakly.
"You talk too much Squidy" She makes sure to muffle his face further in her ass "Maybe a few more farts will put you to sleep Squidy"
*PPPPPPPBBBBBBBBTB*
*BBBBBBBPPSSSSSHHHH*
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She just kept letting out fart after fart if her ass was a weapon that was unloading and loading ammo to hit her target. Squidward was slowly falling asleep. Pearl smirked in her sleep as she got up and hovered her ass above his face to taunt him before the huge monster fart she had been brewing for a while.
"Hmmm~It felt so good to let all that out Squidy, I feel way lighter now"
"Plee tell me that it's the last one you have," Squidward said in pain of all that weight and the horrible farts, but he couldn't help but stare at her ass.
"Impressive, you're still awake? My my, you really are something, that was one of my largest farts yet"
Squidward almost feels like thanking her for saying that even if it was not something to be proud of, but then he hears Pearl's stomach gurgle, and this time it was loudly.
"ooohhOHOH" Her belly begins to expand "Oh shit, I think I'm gonna explode"
"Oh no, let me get up." He said as her ass was above him. Pearl then slams her meaty ass back down on him.
"T-There's no time! OHHHH FUUUCCK! HRMMMMMMMMMMM!"
The scenario quickly changes to show what is happening outside of the house which was shaped like a large ship anchor, all calm and peaceful until something happened that shook the house to its core.
*BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!*
And that was Pearl Krabs' last fart of a very gassy night. At that point Pearls, fart had evolved far beyond just some toot you let out when someone is not looking, it had bolted everything out of her room, cracked the windows, and put the whole house smelling like sewage, the force behind such blast had completely annihilated any wildlife in a 2-mile radius, that would be just passing by from there, the toxic gas came out through the now shattered windows and it was BAD!
That had finally awakened her though "What? Did I just" She smells the air "Whew was that me? Dang, I'm glad no one was under me when- wait where's Squidy?" Pearl said before she looked around and saw who was under her huge ass, twitching.
Squidward was gagging, coughing and his whole body was twitching in pain, he would not be able to take any more of this "GGGRRMGMMP!"
Pearl giggled. "Ooops, my bad Squidy, looks like I was a bad girl in my sleep huh?" Pearl said as she got up and gently grabbed him. "You ok?"
"...No more cheese and ham for you lady"
"You are such a silly man, and you still awoke after that? Impressive, I think you deserve a reward."
"By reward do you mean a shower?" He could really use one.
"Well, two rewards," Pearl said she kissed him on the lips.
"Y-You would kiss me after all this? But I am really stinky now"
"True, but you endured a shit ton of farts from me. It's the best I could do Squidy." Pearl said.
"Yeah well...hopefully we can prevent that from happening again, what about the second reward?"
"The shower, you can use it." She said,
"Would it be a stretch if I asked you to join me?" He smirked nervously, even though she had farted so much on him in her sleep, Squidward still loved that ass.
"No, it wouldn't. Want me to join?" Pearl asked.
"Yes!" He said in joy.
"Fine but you're gonna have to scrub my ass with the soap, there are places I can't reach" She smirks at him.
"Ok, I shall do it," Squidward said he smiled, ready to wh her thick meaty cheeks and help her out.
"Then what are we waiting for?" She said holding his tentacle hand.
"Do you think your dad is gonna be mad if he returns and this place is a bit shaky?" Squidward ks, worried.
"I'm not sure, to be honest." She said she goes to the showers.
Squidward could think about that later, tonight w exhausting and right now all he wanted was to take a shower and scrub that phat is his reward for enduring this so much. Whatever Krabs says afterward would be for later.
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