Xenovia had just drunk a large bottle of water after her spar session from Showman, feeling exhausted as she felt her arms were on fire. She had just learnt how to requip and dual wield her blades, and she found why it was hard to do so. It was exhausting.
"I've never had to train like that in a while…" Xenovia said with a sigh of relief, polishing the water with ease.
"Well, learning how to use weapons is not an easy thing. You may be a prodigy in swordplay, but it takes a lot of refinement to become a real master." Showman said with a smile as he put his blade away.
"He has a point. It took that special training I had with my trainer to help improve my skill in using my swords. It's not easy.' Kiba said with a smile. 'Perhaps we can train with each other to gauge our skill?" He offered.
"I would love that." She said with a smile.
"Now then. How about we head home for the day? It feels like we've been in this place for months." Rias suggested.
"Hey, I don't mind that!" Issei said with a grin, eager to get into bed and cuddle with his favourite pair of funbags.
The next day came and both Kiba and Xenovia were practising their skills, Kiba had Ikari Tetsu out while Xenovia had her Masamune sword and Durandal ready as they practised their attacks, parrying and blocking each strike.
It looked like they were evenly matched, so Xenovia tried a Sephiroth move called Reaper, unleashing a flurry of slashes which were blocked quickly by Kiba.
"Good to see you are able to keep up." Kiba said as he deactivated the balance breaker.
"Yeah. Good to see you still have your skill." Xenovia added with a smile, storing her blades.
"As a knight of the Gremory Peerage, I have to keep my skills sharp." Kiba replied as the others came in.
"Nice to see that you're hard at work." Rias said with a smile.
"We're just testing Xenovia's requip magic and training her dual wielding style." Kiba said with a grin.
"And I see all of you are making significant progress as well." Azazel said with a grin.
"That's right." Xenovia said with a smile.
"Anyways, shall we see the next battle or what?" Issei as he placed a hand on the knight's shoulders.
"Right this way." Shawn said as he led them to the viewing room.
Everyone was seated in their seats as Xenovia approached the wheel.
"Now then, time to spin the wheel!" Showman said with a smile as Xenovia let one grunt as she spun the wheel.
The wheel spun as it then came to a stop at…Gasper 1.
"And we're back at the beginning with Gasper having the next battle." Showman said.
"Wow, has it been that long?" Gasper said as he thought about when he watched Dante VS BAyonetta.
"Yeah. You learnt that awesome, kickass demon form. Wonder what you'll be learning from this one?" Issei asked as the trailer played.
"This one is a little more close to home."
(Hellsing OP)
Jazz is playing as a figure in red is seen walking through a dark forest, his boots leaving red footprints as he trudged. The camera then shifts to a face with a fanged grin that has a cigar in his mouth as his red eyes glinted in the orange glasses, before he took out a large pistol and fired.
Soon it showed him turning his arm into a large fanged maw as it grabbed a ghoul attacking him, turning him into mush.
Next was him summoning a large black hound with six eyes, him grinning as he unleashed it as the fangs covered the screen.
Dripping in blood, it said the name.
ALUCARD
"No way…was that an actual vampire?!" Issei had to yell out in shock.
"I'm gonna watch a battle with a real vampire?!" Gasper added as well.
"Make that two." Showman said with a grin as he played the video.
Interlude
(Wiz & Boomstick by Brandon Yates)
Wiz: Vampires: the spawn of nightmares formed from the blackest pits of man's demented imagination.
"That is true." Sirzechs said as the older members nodded their heads. They faced vampires before and it was not easy.
Boomstick: And in anime? Basically the same thing. What do ya get when you combine them? Two of the meanest monsters out there!
Wiz: Dio Brando, everlasting adversary of the Joestar bloodline.
"So…am I the only one that sees the guy as a grade a douchebag, just from his looks alone?" Issei asked.
"No, we see it too." Kiba said.
"Something about him rubs me the wrong way." Rias said.
Boomstick: Alucard, undying enforcer of the Hellsing Organization.
"Oh, wow. That is a scary monster." Gasper said in a slightly nervous tone.
The devils agreed. Something about him screamed violent
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Dio Brando
The man in question was easily a muscular Caucasian man with wild, spiky blond hair and hazel eyes. His ears had two golden hoop earrings. He also wore a black tank top under a yellow jacket, chaps with an exposed crotch. His face is now in full-view, and on his head is a heart-adorned circlet to match his knee guards.
He also wears a necklace covering his neck scar and heart motifs above his feet and on his pant legs as well as yellow jester boots.
Everyone immediately had one feeling when they saw this man and that was…
"Dickhead." Issei said.
"Too true." Rias agreed.
"Oh, trust me. We're just getting into the meat of things…" Showman said in annoyance.
(Nidhugg The Dragon by Glen Gabriel Jansson)
Wiz: Imagine, if you can, someone so wicked that the sheer magnitude of their unholy dickishness literally destroyed the universe.
Boomstick: You might think they'd have to be no less than the Devil himself. But it was him, Dio.
Background
- Full Name: Dio Brando
- Height: 185 cm 6'5"
- Weight: 105 kg 231 lbs
- Age: 123
- Species: Stone Mask Vampire
- Stand: The World
- Archenemy of the Joestar family
- Father to Giorno, Ungalo, Rikiel & Donatello (Issei: What dumbass would want his kids?)
- Was down too long in the midnight sea
Wiz: Born a penniless street rat with a cunning mind in the slums of Victorian London, Dio was humiliated by his poverty and abused by his alcoholic father.
"So basically, he was poor and became a jerkass?" Bikou said, unimpressed.
"That is such a petty reason. Many people grew up poor. They don't turn into scum." Vali said with a glare. Admittedly, he was a battle hungry nutjob but he had standards.
Boomstick: His bitter resentment and small dick energy would lead to a lifelong desire for ultimate power and immortality, to reach a place over heaven.
Wiz: And he'd get his chance to act when he was adopted into the wealthy Joestar Family. Dio planned to kill his new father, George Joestar, and take his fortune for himself. Only one thing stood in his way: his new brother, Jonathan Joestar, AKA... JoJo.
(Archangels by Chris Blackwell)
Boomstick: Dio tried to go all alpha wolf on JoJo by engaging in such classic sibling pranks as beating him up…
Everyone winced at the beatdown Dio gave Jonathan.
"Aw, geez! That's gotta hurt!" Issei said with a wince.
Boomstick (cont.)...molesting his girlfriend…
"Oh, now that's just low!" Issei growled at the sight. To hell with the attractive blonde girl, that was crossing the line.
Boomstick (cont.):...and setting his dog on fire! Jesus! How did his father not know how much of a scumbag this asshole is?!
"OK, now I REALLY don't like him." Koneko said.
"Aren't you a cat yokai though?" Kiba asked the young rook.
"So?" Koneko said with a raised brow.
GAsper meanwhile shivered. He was supposed to learn from this guy?!
"Relax. I'm only having you learn some of his techniques and grant a few of his abilities. Not his shite personality." Showman said, easing the dhampir.
Wiz: Well, luckily Jojo managed to give him a beatdown worthy of anyone.
Everyone cheered as they watched the blue haired teen attack Dio relentlessly.
"Take that, asshole!" Issei cheered.
Boomstick: Alright! You give that creepy dog murderer what for, Jojo!
Wiz: But after years of emotional manipulation, Dio's twisted assassination plot was foiled by his righteous step-brother.
"You know what they say about the best laid plans of Mice and Men." Azazel said with a grin.
"They have a tendency to go awry." Micheal said in his usual tone.
Boomstick: With help from the interfering Speedwagon. All seemed lost until Dio pulled out his Plan B: an ancient stone mask that turned him into a vampire! That's just bizarre.
"Yeah. I mean, a mask that can turn you into a vampire?" Rias questioned.
Showman barked out a laugh. "HA! Trust me, Rias. This world? EVERYTHING is bizarre."
Wiz: Okay, so he's not technically a vampire like, say, Dracula. Instead of turning you into an unholy demon, the Stone Mask eliminates your body's natural limitations.
Boomstick: Making him way stronger, faster, and tougher than any human. He can hear a heartbeat through the ground, fly through the air, and hypnotize you with just a glance.
Abilities
- Super strength, speed, durability
- Enhanced senses
- Bloodsucking
- Regeneration
- Fusion
- Vaporization Freezing Technique
- Space Ripper Stingy Eyes (Issei: Wow. Just…wow.)
- Flesh buds
- Hypnosis
- Flight
Wiz: It gets weirder. Dio can create mind-controlling flesh buds from his hair follicles, vaporize the moisture in his body to freeze anything he touches, combine any form of biological mass, and fire beams of pressurized fluids that can split the sky.
Issei couldn't help but giggle pervertedly.
"Oh man…pressurized fluids. All the dick jokes you could make with that…" He said before he was dope smacked by Koneko.
"Bad pervert." She said as he rubbed his head.
"Thanks. Thought I was gonna have to pepper spray him." Showman deadpanned.
Boomstick: "Pressurized fluids"? Heh heh. Oh, sometimes it's too easy, Wiz.
(Chasing The Chariots by John 00 Fleming)
Boomstick: Even more insane is Dio's healing factor. He's been burnt alive, impaled through the head, bisected, decapitated, lost limbs, filled with bullets, and had a huge hole punched in his chest not once, not twice, but three times.
Wiz: Another similar vampire, Straits, survived being blown to pieces and just pulled himself back together.
Everyone was both impressed and grossed out at the healing factor in place.
"Gruesome…" Gasper said as he felt a bit of bile form in his throat.
Boomstick: All Dio needs is some blood to speed up the process. So he is basically a vampire! Though I guess the fangs are just for decoration because he sucks blood through his fingers! Eugh!
"Um…I suddenly don't feel good…" Asia said, her face going pale.
Wiz: Dio used his powers to raise a zombie army to conquer the world... and feed a baby to its own mother... Just for kicks!
That was it. Everyone had to get out of the room to the bathroom. The sounds of retching could be heard as Showman paused the video.
A few minutes later everyone came back, staggering and a bit paler.
"No amount of large breasts or porn can get that image out of my mind…" Issei grumbled.
"That was something a stray devil would do." Rias added.
"My oh…no. I can't even say it." Akeno spoke.
"I knew I should've cut back on the cake…" Koneko said with a grimace.
"I've seen something that I never should've seen." Kiba spoke in a haunted tone.
"I hope that the angels can purge that image out of my head." Asia prayed.
"I agree." Xenovia agreed.
"That's it. I don't want to live in this world anymore…" Gasper moaned, an aura of depression shining over his head.
"I need the strongest alcohol now to burn that image from my memory." Rossweisse grumbled.
Everyone had to agree about that. All of them felt like they just saw something traumatising.
"Yeah, this match isn't for the faint of heart. You still want to go through with this or do you want to come back another time?"
"No.' Gasper said. 'I need to get stronger and if I have to watch this? Then why not?"
"I admire that willpower, kid." Showman said as he played the video
Boomstick: We've met a lot of real pieces of shit on this show, Wiz, but I'm startin' to think Dio takes the cake (everyone agreed). Luckily, his plans were foiled again by his old frenemy JoJo, who beat Dio's ass with a martial art that uses the power of the Sun: Hamon.
Wiz: Because, should Dio's vampire body be subjected to sunlight, he will instantly disintegrate.
"Isn't that a classic vampire weakness?" Kiba asked.
"Yep. All vampires hate the sun, kid." Azazel spoke as the other leaders agreed.
"And they DON'T sparkle." Sirzechs spoke with an emphasis on the word 'don't'.
Everyone knew what he talked about and agreed.
Sparkling vampires…Twilight totally mocked the race with those books.
Boomstick: So, what did Dio do? Well, he cut off his own head, killed Jonathan on his wedding night, and attached his head to JoJo's body. Wow, cake taken, for sure.
"Wow. Just…wow. He really is a scumbag, huh." Issei said with a glare.
Everyone agreed on that.
Wiz: Even then, with Jonathan's body, it may be even possible that Dio can use his vampiric abilities, even after drinking a Joestar's blood.
Boomstick: Well, it didn't help after he ended up taking an eternal bath at the bottom of the ocean.
"I know that I should cheer that he's gone but…he ends up coming back, right?" Issei asked their host.
Showman nodded, making Issei groan.
"Fan-fucking-tastic."
Wiz: After a brief century in a coffin at the bottom of the ocean, DIO resurfaced in Egypt and tried once again to take over the world. His ultimate goal was to create a world where everyone knew their own fate and could make peace with the inevitable tragedies life had in store. In DIO's mind, heaven.
Boomstick: And he'd make it happen, no matter how many breads he'd have to eat.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Wiz: After being struck by a mystical arrow — sure, why not? — DIO gained a Stand, the embodiment of a user's life force. Since they're made of psychic energy, Stands can only be seen by Stand users, and can only be hurt by other Stands. Quite the obstacle for any opponent lacking similar abilities.
"Well, that's an interesting way of getting power." Sirzechs speaks as he sees the golden arrow
Boomstick holds the Stand Arrow and cuts his finger with it.
Boomstick: Ow!
Suddenly, out of thin air, Boomstick gains a Stand of his own: a floating beer can with his trademark hat and mustache.
Boomstick: Hey! Look Wiz, I got a Stand! I call it... "99 Bottles"!
"Like that cheesy song?" Rias asked.
"Yeah, see a lot of stands are references to music. Songs, albums, bands, singers…if it's music then it is a stand." Showman stated.
99 Bottles: ORA!
99 Bottles touches Wiz, turning him into a giant beer can.
Everyone chuckled at the scene.
"Interesting ability." Azazel said with a chuckle.
Boomstick: Oh shit! Uh, don't worry Wiz, I'll change you back with your de-transmode, de-transma-ga, trans-meh-geh... Ooh look, a giant beer!
Boomstick opens the giant can and drinks it.
Boomstick: Ahhhh...
"Uhhh…he does realise that's his friend right?" Kiba asked.
We cut back to the analysis.
(Masochist 2 by Gavin Burrough)
Wiz: As befits a god among men, DIO received one of the most powerful Stands in history: The World-
Boomstick: Za Warudo!
"Um…that's not a song." Akeno asked in a confused tone.
"Forgot to mention but the first stands shown were named after the Tarot. In this case, Dio got The World for his stand" Showman stated.
The World's time-stopping sound is played.
Wiz: ...With its ability to stop time.
Boomstick: Time, huh? Thanks for the—
Wiz promptly slaps Boomstick before he can finish.
Boomstick: OW! The hell was that for?!
Wiz: No! We are still getting hate mail from those crazy fans of that battle we did in Season 6!
The World
- Physical range: 10 meters
- Invisible to non-Stand users
- Selective intangibility
- Overwhelming strength & speed
- Time stop
- Lasts 11 seconds
- Increases with each use
- Thought activated
Boomstick: Oh yeah… Anyways, not only does his time stop gets longer with each use, he can spam it as much as he likes. He's a massive troll.
Wiz: The World is absurdly strong and fast, able to match the Stand Star Platinum, which belongs to Jonathan's great-great-grandson, Jotaro Kujo. He technically inherited it from DIO through Jonathan's body and bloodline, making Star Platinum and The World the same Stand. And with each use, Dio can stop time for 11 seconds and it can only increase.
Boomstick: And both are two of the strongest Stands out there. Just as strong as Stone Free, which can punch meteors that were pulled to Earth in seconds.
Wiz: By measuring the distance the meteors are from Earth, we can estimate they were moving at over 11 million meters per second. Factoring in their mass, they'd each have a kinetic energy of 441 kilotons of TNT.
Board of Wizdom
Angle of entry: 6.5 degrees
Meteor Speed: 11,438,251.5 m/s
Volume= 7626 cm cubed
Density= 3.7 g/cm cubed
Meteor size roughly equaled Jolyne's head
Kinetic energy= 441 kilotons of TNT
Boomstick: And Star Platinum and The World are some of the strongest stands out there with a rating of A. Not that crazy when you can throw punches that are faster than light. No really, Star Platinum kept up with this Stand, Silver Chariot, which could cut a beam of light.
Wiz: Looking at the interval Silver Chariot's sword swung relative to the light beam, it must've moved over 1,500 times the speed of light, and DIO himself has matched Star Platinum on his own, and taken his punches head-on. This can be compared to the likes of Joseph dodging a light beam from The Red Stone, KArs blocking a UV light beam after it's been fired and Silver Chariot deflecting lasers from the sun, so the feat holds up.
Board of Wizdom
Arm Shoulder length: 179.5cm approx
Silver Chariot swing arc: 845.9cm
Distance: 0.56cm
Silver Chariot Speed: 452,986,038 m/s
Boomstick: Yeah, yeah, but that's nothin' compared to DIO's secret weapon, the greatest weapon in anime history.
DIO: ROAD ROLLER-DA!
Boomstick: The steamroller! Turns out DIO's a hell of a chef; he can make pancakes and donuts! Where does he even keep it?
Everyone agreed as they wondered where he kept the giant vehicle.
Feats
- Outsmarted genius tactician Joseph Joestar
- Punched Jotaro across Cairo in seconds
- Split a cloud formation with his laser eyes
- Recruited several Stand users to eliminate the Stardust Crusaders through his Flesh Buds or sheer charisma.
- Deflected an Emerald Splash with a finger
- Tanked a ship exploding as just a head
- Survived The World's destruction
- Devised the Stand Made in Heaven
- Defeated Jonathan, Joseph, Polnareff & Kakyoin
- Created notes and plans to which one could achieve Made In Heaven, the Stand to reset the universe.
- In Eyes of Heaven, achieved Heaven and gained The World Over Heaven.
Wiz: Even so, despite having a massive god complex, DIO's still a careful tactician, capable of exploiting an opponent's weaknesses.
Boomstick: Too bad he wasn't prepared for Jotaro to learn how to stop time too and murder the shit out of him. That's some hardcore karma right there, but guess it's true what they say: Act like a top dog, you better be ready to go down like a bitch.
Wiz: Then again, we are talking about a grade A arrogant asshole that thinks he is a god. Plus, The World only has a range of 10 meters and sunlight can harm him.
Boomstick: True, I mean his healing factor takes a long time to happen and it costs a lot of energy.
"Well, at least we know that he isn't a perfect being like he says." Rias spoke.
Wiz: But much like the machinations of great and terrible men, DIO's will was immortal. In time, his greatest follower succeeded in extinguishing the Joestar bloodline and literally remaking the universe in DIO's image, creating that heaven he always dreamed of.
Boomstick: I guess when you're named after a rock star, a movie star, and uh, oh that's right, God, you're pretty much bound for greatness. GOd save us from the God of Assholes.
Dio: You thought your first kiss would be JoJo. But it was I, Dio!
Everyone's opinion had only worsened on Dio as they all agreed that he was a grade-A jackass. However, they couldn't help but think that he had some skills that can be useful for Gasper. Especially the time stop.
Alucard
(Beyond The Shadow by Barrie Gledden & Tim Reilly)
Wiz: How blessed are some people whose lives have no fears, no dreads, for though the world seems full of good men, there are monsters in it.
"Sadly, that is true. For the real villains are the ones that coat themselves in good deeds to hide their evil" Micheal spoke in a solemn tone.
Boomstick: But don't worry, jolly ol' England has it covered with the Hellsing Organization.
Wiz: Founded by famous vampire hunter Abraham Van Helsing, and led by his descendant, Integra, this secret government institution has saved the world time and again with their secret weapon.
"Huh. Reminds me of the exorcists of the church." IRina couldn't help but remark.
"Does sound familiar, only with no corruption in their ranks." Rias spoke, taking a bite out of their previous members.
(Break Me Down 2 by Oliver Route)
Boomstick: And what better weapon to hunt vampires than with one of their very own? The No-Life King, the Bird of Hermes: Alucard.
That was when they saw the figure walk out of the shadows. Pale as a ghost, tall like a pole and red eyes covered by a pair of orange eyeglasses. He was dressed in a red suit with a large red hat on his head and white gloves with pentagrams on the back.
The man's smile was that of malevolent intent to kill.
"Now that guy is both creepy and has a badass vibe to him" Issei couldn't help but remark.
The others looked at him incredulously.
"What? He's a vampire dressed in a killer suit! What did you expect?!" He defended himself.
Background
- Full Name: Vlad III Dracula (GAsper: Wait, what?!)
- Height: 191 cm 6'3"
- Weight: 84 kg 185 lbs
- Age: 598
- Species: True Vampire (Sirzechs: Huh. They still exist today)
- Kill count: millions (Vali: That is impressive. I wonder if he is "SMACK!" Kuroka: No)
- Hellsing Organization trump card
- Canonical to Bram Stoker's Dracula (Azazel: You have my attention)
- Was a little girl during WWII (Everyone was confused. Showman: You really don't wanna know)
Wiz: To most, his origin was shrouded in mystery. But under Hellsing's employ, he was molded into an elite hunter, made even more vicious by his intense hatred of his fellow vampire kind.
"Oh? A man of mystery, hmm~" Akeno spoke in her seductive tone, only to yelp as she was pulled by the cheek from Rias.
"No. None of that." She said.
Boomstick: A hatred that he expresses with two of the gnarliest handguns you'll ever pray to your infinite god to never see in person.
WEAPONS
Casull
-Semiautomatic Pistol based off of Colt M1911
-10 inch barrel and weighs 13 lbs unloaded
-Ammo capacity: 7 rounds (though technically limitless)
-Custom 13mm bullets
-Uses steel bullets with a core composed of melted silver from Lancaster
Jackal
-Simply called "Jackal"
-Created in secret by Millennium's Doktor
-16 inch barrel and weighs 35 lbs unloaded
-Ammo Capacity: 6 (though technically limitless)
-Custom 13mm armour piercing bullets
-Blessed Macedonian silver casings with hollow points, containing explosive mercury charges
-Uses Marvell's Chemical Cartridge N.N.A.9
-Custom made to greatly hamper and stop healing factors
Thompson Submachine Gun
-Used during "Hellsing: The Dawn"
-50 round drum magazine
-Rate of Fire: 500 rpm
Wiz: Alucard's primary sidearm is the Casull, a behemoth of a handgun able to kill most undead in one shot with holy bullets that can nullify a vampire's healing factor.
Boomstick: The Jackal is the handgun she told you not to worry about. 16 inches long and weighing 35 pounds, its armor-piercing hollow-point bullets, jacketed and blessed in Macedonian silver, were built to annihilate the toughest monsters. And if you want to get classical, he has a Thompson Submachine Gun on hand as well.
"Wow. Those would be useful when taking care of devils." Irina mused.
"Probably not a good idea. Remember Freed?" Xenovia said as the two shuddered at the memory of the loony priest.
Wiz: And after decades of clandestine experimentation, Hellsing enhanced Alucard's vampiric abilities far beyond the norm.
ABILITIES
- Bloodsucking
- Regeneration
- Shapeshifitng
- Intangibility
- Precognition
- Hypnosis
- Memory Absorption
- Supernatural Sense
- Third Eye
- Shadow Manipulation
- Love Beam
- Telepathy
- Telekinesis
- Illusions
- Immortality
Boomstick: Alucard can walk through walls, cast illusions, levitate, and move objects with his mind. Objects like, say, an ocean of over three million people's blood?! That'd be an energy worth half a ton of TNT.
Wiz: His psychic prowess allows him to read minds, communicate telepathically, hypnotize with a glance, manipulate shadow, absorb memories of whoever he consumed, and see through hallucinations with his third eye.
"Third eye?" GAsper asked himself. It may be useful for him, unknown that Showman had a smirk on his face.
"Wait until we get to one of your matches, young vampire." He thought to himself.
Boomstick: He's not a triclops. It's more of a sixth sense that lets him hit bullseyes from a kilometer away and even predict your movements, kinda like the Sharingan.
Wiz: Of course, he wouldn't be a real vampire if he couldn't drink blood. The catch is, when he drinks enough blood to kill you, he literally absorbs your soul. And that right there is the source of his most fearsome ability.
Boomstick: Ya just can't kill the sumbitch! Shoot him into Swiss cheese, blow his ass to smithereens, turn him into a literal blood puddle, he'll just regenerate his body lickety-split. Like, we've seen some overpowered healing factors on this show before, but Alucard's is just bullshit!
"I can agree with that." Rias said as they witness Alucard being shot, ripped apart and melted down, only to regenerate.
"That would've been useful as well…" Issei said, grimacing at all the times he got stabbed or shot.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Wiz: While he does possess blood and organs like a regular human, Alucard's body is, in reality, composed of an ethereal, shadow-like substance that he can morph any way he wants. This allows him to shapeshift and instantly heal any wound, and each soul Alucard has consumed acts as an extra "life" that he can spend whenever he's fatally injured, kind of like a video game.
"So, he basically can get a redo thanks to those souls he consumed huh?" Grayfia questioned in curiosity.
Boomstick: And after 500 years of un-life, Alucard has consumed literally millions of souls!
"HOLY-!" Everyone was about to yell out but held their tongue as the cold, mama bear aura of Grayfia was emitted as she covered her son's ears.
"Sorry. But a million souls?! I don't think any devil had the ability to hold that many contracts!" Rias exclaimed in shock
99 Bottles appears out of nowhere.
99 Bottles: ORA!
99 Bottles then turns Wiz into a giant can of beer again.
Boomstick: Yay, more beer!
But surprisingly, Wiz reverts back to himself, to Boomstick's dismay.
Wiz: Just like me.
99 Bottles: ORA!
99 Bottles turns Wiz into a giant beer can a third time, to Boomstick's joy. We then cut back to the analysis.
Everyone deadpanned at the show.
"That's gonna be a thing, isn't it." Kiba asked as everyone nodded.
"Great…" He bemoaned
(Evil Eye 3 by Dan Skinner & Adam Skinner)
Boomstick: Hellsing needed a beast as fearsome as Alucard to take on Millennium, AKA Nazi vampires. That's like evil squared.
Everyone scowled at the thought of Nazis. No one was as evil as that tiny German jerkoff with the bad moustache.
Wiz: Like when Millennium S.S. Lieutenant Rip Van Winkle commandeered a British aircraft carrier as part of an invasion of London.
Boomstick: Alucard didn't like that very much, so he jack-knifed it with an SR-71 Blackbird at Mach 3!
Wiz: A fully loaded Blackbird weighs 170,000 pounds, meaning it struck with a kinetic energy of 11 tons of TNT. And if we measure the size of the explosion, it can be around 50 tons of TNT. That's as powerful as the U.S. Massive Ordnance Air Blast.
"Damn, that's powerful." Azazel whistled in appreciation.
Boomstick: AKA the Mother of All Bombs! And Al was in the middle of that and strolled down like it was nothin'.
Wiz: Just as impressive as intercepting Rip's magic bullets. Comparing the distance one bullet moved to the jet in the same time frame as the jet's own movement, each bullet would have to be moving at 1,500 times the speed of sound.
Boomstick: And Alucard caught one with his frickin' teeth! And after giving Rip's name a new meaning, he drove that aircraft carrier back to shore with his mind to fight two separate armies at the same time. What a goddamn monster! I mean, with that speed it was going? It's about 0.006 tons of TNT!
Wiz: It goes without saying that Alucard's immense power and bloodlust needed to be controlled, so six restriction levels were placed on him that he can release against dangerous opponents.
Boomstick: Levels Six through Two are for wreckin' your ordinary ghouls. Level One is for your heavy-duty vampires and for gettin' this gnarly demon doggo made from his shadow essence, Baskerville. Man, where can I get a dog like that?! It'll teach them damn annoying cats a lesson.
"Damn, that is one nasty mutt!" Issei said with a wince as the hound tore through the corpse of a vampire like a steak dinner. Everyone agreed as that was one familiar they were glad not to see.
(Break The System by Barrie Gledden & Kes Loy)
Wiz: But there exists an even greater state of power Alucard can release when he wants to end the world: Level Zero.
Alucard: I am... the Bird of Hermes. Here standeth the Bird of Hermes-eating my own wings! To keep...myself... tame.
Everyone's eyes widened in awe and horror as a large river of blood covered the streets of London. Soon, undead minions came out as Alucard stood at the helm.
"Holy…" Issei couldn't finish it. It was both awesome and awe inspiring.
Boomstick: Once activated, Level Zero releases every single soul Alucard has consumed as a sea of blood-soaked zombies. All three million of 'em.
Control Art Restriction System
- Level One
- Further enhanced physicality
- Baskerville
- Level Zero
- Tubalcain Alhambra
- Rip Van Winkle
- Wallachian army
- Rio de Janeiro SWAT Team
- Iscariot Papal Guard
- Letzte Battalion
- Ottoman janissaries
- European peasants
- 3,424,867 Londoners
Wiz: Sure, with his souls gone, he can't heal as easily, and if his heart is destroyed, he'll die permanently, but the sheer numbers and power of this army from Hell makes him virtually impossible to approach in the first place.
Boomstick: He's unstoppable. This guy's got to be like, the king of all vampires.
Wiz: Indeed, he is. Hellsing purposely kept Alucard's true identity a secret. All in the codename. Alucard backwards is—
Boomstick: DRACULA?! Yeah duh, Wiz. Idiot.
"Huh. No offense but that seems like a Level 1 version of code. Anyone with half a brain could sus what it is easily." Issei spoke.
"Yeah…as impressive as he is the king of vampires…just having the name backwards seems to be rather basic." Azazel spoke.
Wiz: Over 500 years ago, the Wallachian Voivode, Vlad Dracula, battled the Ottoman Turks for control over Eastern Europe, and impaled thousands of people in the process. Hence his historical name... "Vlad the Impaler".
"He was one of the deadliest conquerors in the world? Why is he working for the side of humanity then?" Sirzechs spoke as he tried to work out why. Does he have a hidden agenda or something?
Boomstick: But things didn't end up too good for him. Right before his execution, he took a big old sip of some blood from the battlefield, sacrificing his humanity in order to become an immortal creature of the night. (Azazel: That's how he became that demon?)
Feats
- Crushed Millennium & the 9th Crusade
- Shredded Alhambras' playing cards
- Telekinetically moved a sea of blood
- Caught Rip's hypersonic warhead
- Survived crashing an SR-71 Blackbird
- Tanked being thrown through buildings
- Returned from limbo after 30 years
- Defeated Alhambra, Rip, Anderson & Walter
Wiz: And that is when the legend was born, but it wasn't anything Dracula was proud of. He grew to despise his monstrous nature and saw it as cowardice. The main reason he hated other vampires so much was that he really... hated himself.
"Oh. Wow." Rias said. He did all this due to self-loathing.
Koneko and Akeno looked at Alucard with sympathy. They knew how he felt due to their own history of refusing their heritage. They were lucky they had close friends to help them out of their funk.
Boomstick: Aw, that's deep, Wiz. Maybe that's why he always lets his enemies rip into him like a piñata of self-loathing. His crazy OP healing factor will fix everything anyways.
"I dunno. Due to those lives, it isn't infinite…" Azazel spoke, his brain analysing the previous information.
Wiz: Don't get yourself wrong, Boomstick. Alucard's healing factor isn't infinite. Each time he does take damage, like we said, one of his souls gets destroyed. And with Level 0, while powerful, is when he is at his weakest due to all the souls leaving him.
Boomstick: True. I mean, that healing factor did cause his ego to skyrocket.
Wiz: That is also true. In fact, Millennium would exploit this arrogance by tricking Alucard into absorbing the soul and abilities of Schrödinger, a German catboy who controls his own quantum state. This grants him pseudo-omnipresence and immortality. He can exist everywhere and nowhere, and cannot die so long as he can recognize his own existence.
"Huh?" Everyone asked in a confused manner.
"Seems like he is a dimension hopper." Azazel simplified for them.
"Sadly.' Showman muttered 'Never liked that pompous German werecat…" He then grumbled
Boomstick: But, because Al had three million souls kickin' around inside him, Schrödy couldn't recognize himself anymore, forcing him, and thus Alucard, to fade out of existence.
Wiz: So Alucard spent 30 years killing the other three million souls inside of him until he could return to reality and his master. He undid his own unexistence.
"Damn, that's impressive!" Bikou spoke, impressed of the feat.
Boomstick: No matter how spoopy the threat, Alucard will show no mercy. He's just waiting for the day he meets a noble human warrior strong enough to end his un-life for good.
Wiz: But should he face a fellow monster, a fool who rejected their humanity like himself, he'll let loose the dogs of war, and all Hell will sing.
Alucard: I'm a dog? Then you're dog food.
He then unleashes Baskerville to devour Luke Valentine.
Every leader saw Alucard as a tragic figure who sacrificed his humanity to become the monster he is now, but they couldn't disagree over his incredible power set.
The Gremory Peerage were also impressed by the skills he had. Especially Gasper and the Third Eye. The Heavenly faction couldn't help but feel pity for the soul and the souls he consumed. Vali, meanwhile was getting into a fight with Kuroka about something.
"No, you are not heading to Romania or London to see if he;s real just to fight him!" She yelled.
"Why not?! He is very powerful!" Vali countered.
"Because as your girlfriend, I'm putting my foot down! You already have the Red Dragon Emperor as your rival, I don't need you adding another to the list!" Kuroka snapped.
Meanwhile, the Gremory Peerage began to discuss who will win.
"I really hope Alucard gives Dio Brand-Douche a trip in a wooden box!" Issei proclaimed.
"I hope so too. He is really despicable." Kiba agreed.
"I don't know. Dio isn't really a regular vampire so Alucard's weapons may not work on him…" Rias spoke in an uncertain tone
Soon, they all decided to sit down in order to watch the battle, just as Showman hit play.
Death Battle
(Hell Over Heaven by Therewolf Media & Cameron Sather)
Everyone couldn't help but shiver at the sight of London at night. It looked mysterious in a horror movie sort of vibe.
In London, at the dead of night, an old-fashioned car is seen driving down the moonlit road. Ahead of it, a familiar red-clad figure is taking a stroll: the secret weapon of the Hellsing organization, Vlad III Dracula, AKA Alucard. Sensing something wrong, Alucard pulls out his Casull handgun and fires a round into the driver's seat, causing the car to crash into a lamppost and catch fire. From out of the wreckage emerges another familiar face: the bane of the Joestars himself, Dio Brando. He discards the corpse of a woman whose blood he drank and confronts the other vampire, lamenting the interruption of his leisure time.
DIO: (laughs and sighs) You interrupted my dinner.
Alucard: Funny, I was just thinking about having mine.
"Oh boy, here we go…" Issei muttered as the music played.
Undeterred by his threat, DIO approaches his foe, taunting him into battle.
DIO: Then by all means... take a bite.
FIGHT!
Alucard obliges, pulling out both Casull and the Jackal and firing a barrage of bullets. DIO effortlessly dodges most of them, before using The World's partly manifested arm to catch the last round.
"So, the World intercepts, huh…" Azazel spoke as he then watched something impressive happen
A small look of impressiveness appears on Alucard's face before it is wiped off by DIO flicking said round back at his head.
"Damn! Maybe I should do that next time!" Issei said with a gleam in his eyes.
"That can be impressive." Rias agreed with her pawn.
While his hat is lost and half his face has been blown off, Alucard continues the fight. He fires several more rounds at DIO, who dodges most of them and gets in close to claw at his opponent. Alucard retaliates with a continued barrage, but DIO outmaneuvers him, getting behind him and ripping his opponent in half with a flourish.
"Talk about extravagant." Arthur says in an impressed tone.
"To be fair, he is from a universe known for its over-the-top actions." La Fey remarked,
The torn halves of Alucard dissipate into shadows, reforming in the air behind DIO and continuing his assault of bullets. DIO decides to change his strategy, calling upon The World's time stop, knocking away the rounds, and retrieving throwing knives from a nearby Knives Inc. store, leaving its windows shattered.
"Wow. That time stop is impressive if he went his way to snatch some knives from a store in a few seconds." Sirzechs remarked.
With time resumed, he throws a few of them towards Alucard, impaling him several times. Nonetheless, he powers through the attack and fires more rounds at his foe. DIO laughs arrogantly as the shots miss him. He pulls out more golden knives.
DIO: (laughs) Checkmate!
He freezes time again and leaves behind a knife storm that turns Alucard into a pin cushion once it resumes. As Alucard's impaled body drops to its knees, DIO approaches his fallen foe and taunts his apparent demise.
"I guess this is where his arrogance comes to play, if he thinks he won that easily." Akeno speaks as she then hears Dio talk
DIO: How oh so very weak, dog. You thought you'd triumph, but it was I...
He suddenly stops in his tracks.
DIO: ...DIO?
Everyone couldn't help but chuckle at the dumbfounded tone of that line.
To his surprise, Alucard's "corpse" proves to be an illusion. The true Alucard reappears behind the shocked DIO, covered in eyes as he prepares to release Restraint Level One. The Black Hound, Baskerville emerges from Alucard's arm, biting down on and slamming DIO into the ground, causing him to scream in pain.
Alucard: (laughs) I'm a dog? You're dog food.
Baskerville gnaws on DIO before tossing him into the air. As it lunges forward for a finishing bite, DIO uses the time stop to disappear from sight. Baskerville returns to its master, who looks around for his enemy before a shadow falls on him. He proceeds to look up.
Alucard: Huh?
The camera cuts to DIO coming down fast, a Road Roller in hand ready to crush his foe.
DIO: ROAD ROLLER-DA!
"Seriously, did he break into a construction site just to use one?" Issei had to ask, as he sees the Road Roller land.
With a crash, he crushes Alucard, before delivering a flurry of punches to the vehicle.
DIO: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
He reels his arm back once more...
DIO: MUDA!
...and delivers the final blow to the steamroller, jumping away in time for it to explode in flames. Confident in his victory this time, DIO is surprised yet again when shadows begin to manifest around the wreckage. Alucard's demonic voice resonates with a chilling threat.
Alucard: (laughs) I'm going to enjoy hearing you scream.
Everyone shivered at the voice's tone.
"Oh boy…" Gasper squeaked out as Asia got behind Issei.
A mass of shadows emerges from the site, with The World attempting to strike it before quickly realizing the futility and retreating. DIO is suddenly pushed back in a sea of blood that begins to envelop the entire area.
"OH DAMN!" Everyone yelled as they saw the impressive visuals.
"A river of blood. For some reason, I should say 'Revelry in the dark." Akeno spoke, admiring the river forming.
"Holy crap, for two scary opponents, it makes one killer backdrop." Issei said as he took a photo.
When it clears, DIO is left panting on the ground, having lost his jacket and headband. Ghouls emerge from the bloody torrent and begin to attack. DIO and his Stand begin to engage them, tearing most of them to pieces, although not without DIO taking some injuries. Shocked at his opponent's eldritch abilities, DIO demands to know what he is.
DIO: What the hell are you?!
From out of the shadows, where Alucard once was now stands the Lord of Wallachia, Vlad Dracula, who responds with a twisted voice.
Alucard: A real fucking vampire!
"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" Issei and Gasper yell with a smirk before they looked at each other.
"What? Alucard fits the true vampire motif better than that ponce." Gasper said with a shrug.
He lifts his hand and sends DIO flying back with his telekinesis, causing him to crash into the Elizabeth Tower. Dracula morphs back into Alucard and summons giant shadowy hands to carry him to his foe. DIO uses The World to jump to the higher levels of the clock tower, preparing for the arrival of his enemy. Alucard climbs on top of a nearby building and leaps at DIO with one of his shadowy hands stretched out.
The World promptly punches it into nothingness, before Alucard pulls out his handguns once again in an effort to shoot down his enemy. DIO deftly dodges all the shots while retreating further up the Elizabeth Tower.
"Wow. Zombies following him everywhere and Alucard firing at him, though he is dodging them all like a pro." Azazel says in an impressed tone.
Alucard's ocean of blood returns, enveloping the tower, causing ghouls to begin to climb their way up. Growling in annoyance, DIO rips off one of the clock tower's hands, striking Alucard to stop his advance. Pushed back, Alucard uses his telekinetic abilities once more, ripping the other clock's hand off and using it as a remote sword.
"OH MY WORD!" All of the sword users yelled as they saw the duel with Big Ben's hands.
"They're using those clock hands as swords!" Kiba yelled
"That is an impressive swordfight!" Xenovia added.
"NEver thought London's pride and joy would be used for such skill!" Arthur said.
After briefly fencing, Alucard tries to deliver an impaling blow, which DIO avoids. He runs up the now embedded hand and throws his own clock hand directly at Alucard, impaling him and causing him to crash into a nearby building.
"Direct hit!" Rias yelled.
Realizing that the ghouls are nearly upon him, DIO leaps towards his main opponent, who has propelled himself into the air with his shadowy arms. DIO tackles Alucard, who manages to pull out both his Casull and Jackal and points them directly at DIO's face, admonishing his foe's monstrosity.
Alucard: You want blood, you disgusting monster?!
DIO bites down on the handguns in defiance, cracking them, before a hole is blown through the back of his head.
Alucard: Choke on your own.
"Guess bullets are not his favourite meal." Issei says as he winces from the shot through the head.
Alucard repeatedly fires in an attempt to end his adversary once and for all. DIO is not down for the count though, grabbing Alucard's arms and freezing them. Determined to prevent the frost from reaching his body, Alucard tears his own arms off, relinquishing his guns, while regenerating his arms into scythes. As Alucard and his ghoul army bear down on DIO, he makes his intentions clear.
DIO: I want... to rule... THE WORLD!
As he proclaims this, The World appears behind him as time stops once again, allowing him to plunge his fingers into Alucard's chest and drink his blood. Rejuvenated, he does a backflip and fires his Space Ripper Stingy Eyes to destroy Alucard and his army, resulting in a bloody explosion when time resumes. The blood of the annihilated army begins to rain on the ground as Alucard's heart flies up into the air before he reforms once more.
"Oh no! All of those souls are extinguished!" Rias spoke in terror.
"That means his healing factor is spent!" Gasper also added, fearing what may next happen
Meanwhile, DIO falls to the ground, but he uses The World to boost himself off a piece of building back towards his enemy. As he flies forward, DIO tries to egg Alucard into finishing the fight.
DIO: Face me, Vampire King!
The camera focuses on DIO's ecstatic face.
DIO: BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD!
Alucard forms wings from his shadows and invokes the full extent of his power.
Alucard: The Bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings... to make me tame.
Forming a massive shadow arm, he throws a punch towards DIO, while he prepares to throw a punch of his own. Before they can clash, DIO uses The World's time stop once more, disappearing from Alucard's sight and reappearing behind him, striking his infamous pose with menacing purple kanji (ゴ) floating around him. Alucard can only look on in shock as DIO gloats over his opponent's inferiority.
There was one thing going through everyone's head.
"Oh shit…"
DIO: Useless, useless, useless, useless!
He proclaims as such, clenching his fist...
DIO: MUDA!
...and calling upon The World to punch through Alucard's chest and crush his heart.
"Oh NO!" Everyone spoke as they saw the killing blow. That meant one thing…
The World unleashes a vicious onslaught of punches on his now vulnerable foe, who can do nothing against the barrage.
Everyone winced at the brutal beatdown Dio was giving Alucard.
DIO: MUDA MUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
The World winds up its fist...
DIO: MUDAAAAAAAAAAAA!
...and it and DIO finish off Alucard with one final blow that reduces him to a bloody smear. The World disappears as its master immediately dives back down to the ground and poses victoriously beneath the shower of blood that once was Alucard, who remains dead for good.
DIO: WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
A "The End" screen reminiscent of the "To Be Continued" screen from JoJo pops up, closing the fight out.
"HOLY CRAP!" A lot of the crowd yells out at the brutal finisher but for the Gremory Peerage. Nevertheless, they cheered and hooted at the brutal fight.
"OH, COME ON!" They yell out in frustration.
"How?! The Level 0 should've eaten him up and spat him out!" Issei yelled.
"I am most displeased at the results…" Rias added. And everyone agreed
"How did that barbarian even achieve victory?" Rossweisse had to ask.
Results
(Hell Over Heaven by Therewolf Media & Cameron Sather)
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: Alucard pulled out all the stops, but like the blood he drank, it was in "vein". Ah, finger guns!
Everyone facepalmed at the pun.
"No…just…no." Rias said.
Wiz: He may have been the king of the vampires in Hellsing, but DIO had everything he needed to clip the Bird of Hermes' wings.
Boomstick: Alucard's strategy in most fights is to heal from an opponent's attacks until they get tired, then take advantage of an opening, but he couldn't do that here because DIO didn't really have any openings.
"Well, to be fair. With the World and Dio attacking everywhere, it did mean the Dio was always on guard." Azazel said as they all had to concede with that.
Wiz: Yeah, see unlike Alucard's many familiars, The World's own stats and the fact it can be called on will meant that Dio was able to close up any openings before Alucard could capitalise on.
"See?" Azazel said
Boomstick: And even if he could find any openings, Alucard wasn't nearly as strong or as fast to compensate.
We cut to the post-analysis.
Wiz: Alucard could survive crashing that jet and move 1,500 times faster than sound, but scaling from Stone Free and Silver Chariot, The World could punch relativistic meteors and move 1,500 times faster than light. That would make DIO nearly 40,000 times stronger and 800,000 times faster than Alucard. Even if we added in the explosion Alucard tanked, Dio is still around 8,000 stronger.
Dio:
Strength: 441,157 Tons of TNT
Speed: 452,986,038 m/s
Alucard:
Strength: 11 Tons of TNT or 50 Tons of TNT
Speed: 515,872 m/s
"OK, so he is faster and stronger than Alucard. GUess all the hype was just that." Issei grumbled to himself.
Boomstick: Hell, Alucard couldn't even see or hurt The World in the first place because he's not a Stand user. And since Stone Mask vampires from JoJo aren't weak to holy weapons like Hellsing vampires are, Al's guns were more or less dead weight.
"That's true. I mean, we only seen sunlight being used to kill Dio before so, it does hold up." Rias realised.
Boomstick (cont.): I mean, Alucard's Third Eye can see through illusions, but he never dealt with spirits or ghoulish ghosts before. Hell, Alucard has never even SEEN a ghost, so a stand like The World is all new territory.
Wiz: Plus, Alucard just had no way to get past the time stop. Even if he did somehow, DIO could just freeze him on contact.
"Yeah, that lack of experience meant that Alucard was fighting a difficult fight." Sirzechs remarked.
Boomstick: And considering DIO has taken punches from Star Platinum, Al would've had trouble doin' damage even if he got the chance. The Jackal COULD harm Dio but his regeneration was just that strong to heal in an instant.
Wiz: In fact, Stands in general can even take care of intangible opponents like Alucard, such as when Silver Chariot blocked a blow from a literal Shadow.
Boomstick: And since Stands are from the same base, it stands to reason they have the basic abilities, like punching other spirits.
"Man, with a power like that, no wonder Alucard became a punching bag for the clown." Koneko said, munching on a lollipop.
"That's true." Azazel spoke in acknowledgement.
Boomstick (cont.): And it's not like Alucard would know about Dio's weakness to the sun. I mean, he usually just blasts them or eats them before moving on.
Wiz: DIO's far greater speed and power meant that, given enough time, he could realistically kill Alucard three million times in quick succession. Without any viable options for attack or openings to exploit, Alucard's soul-based regeneration meant he would run out of lives eventually, and Level Zero only sped up that process.
Boomstick: Sure, that army's nothin' to scoff at, but consider the time Dio's eye beams split those huge-ass clouds.
Wiz: Estimating the size of the clouds and the speed at which they moved, Dio's beams must have output an energy of over 10 megatons of TNT, enough to wipe out Alucard's army in one go, leaving him... vulnerable. Don't forget, Alucard's army is still physically human, so Dio's abilities and The World can still affect them. Just like when this other vampire, Walter, could've killed him by piercing his heart. Alucard even admitted it himself. And even if Dio had no idea, a Stand Rush from the World would just obliterate every organ in Alucard's body.
Boomstick: Hell, Alucard's army is filled with blood. You know, that thing that DIO uses to heal?
Wiz: Dio's healing factor may be weaker than Alucard's, but Alucard's habit of letting himself get hit meant he was only fueling Dio in healing him up.
"And that river of blood only served to help heal him. I think Alucard either can't harm him or wound up helping him." Akeno muttered. Everyone had to agree with that.
Boomstick: But Wiz, what about Schrödinger? With his powers, Al can't die unless he chooses to!
"YEah, what about that cat boy's abilities?" Issei had to ask.
Wiz: While Schrödinger's quantum immortality makes him impossible to kill normally, it is literally part of the story that Alucard cannot have Schrödinger's abilities and his greater array of powers at the same time, or else he'll no longer exist. We can't give him both Schrödinger and his standard powers without breaking the lore and rules of the character.
Boomstick: Even if we did, it doesn't really matter. It doesn't help him kill DIO at all, so at best, it'd be a stalemate... until DIO hypnotizes Alucard, asks him about his powers, and forces him to eject Schrödy like the rest of his souls. Dio's charmed a lot of people over the years, and his strategic mind means he could pull this off. Besides, Alucard hasn't shown any hypnosis resistance at all and his Third Eye has to be activated consciously, like when he didn't activate it against Alhambra.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Wiz: Shocking though it may be, DIO's overwhelming offence, impenetrable defense, and uniquely devastating abilities wore Alucard down until the No-Life King had no lives left.
Boomstick: Alucard got Di-owned!
"Boooo!" Everyone yelled at the bad pun.
Wiz: Ugh, Boomstick, you tell the worst puns in The World.
Boomstick: That's right, and you're just gonna have to "DIO" with it.
As Boomstick talks, Wiz gestures saying "what" and puts his head down in annoyance.
Boomstick: And hey, wait a minute, that was a pun, THAT'S MY TERRITORY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
We cut to the "Winner" card.
Wiz: The winner is Dio—
DIO: ZA WARUDO!
DIO suddenly appears and activates The World's time stop as the Death Battle transition card closes over the episode.
With the episode over, most of the Gremory Peerage went to grab some drinks to stew over Dio winning, while Gasper followed Showman to the Training room.
Inside, they were starting their lessons.
"We'll start things easy by having you use your sacred gear to become like Alucard's Third Eye."
"How come?"
"You're a bishop, so you mainly use magic. However, one key aspect of magic is illusions, so we'll have you try and discern what is real and fake. Turn on your Gear and try to adjust your thoughts from Time Stopper to Truth Seeker."
Gasper nodded his head as his eyes glowed, revealing his gear in action just as Showman formed clones of himself.
GAsper strained his eyes as he began to put mental commands into his gear.
"Seek the truth, don't slow time." He thought to himself over and over , his left eye glowed red as he then noticed the different glows around the clones.
He then pointed to one.
"You're the real one!" He declared. All the clones disappeared as Showman clapped his hands.
"Nice. Now let's practice some more." Showman said as he then formed more clones as they practiced some more. After a while, Gasper managed to form a variation of his Forbidden Balor View, which he called the Devil's Illusion Eye, which became a red scope over his left eye.
"Now, we'll do one of Dio's tricks and try to freeze an opponent's movements."
Gasper, naturally was freaked out at the thought of using one of Dio's tricks, but he calmed down as he told himself that power isn't evil, only the one using it.
"Your ability can freeze time over a wide area. So why not hone it in on a person?"
"I actually got a good idea on that." He said, remembering the training he did with Issei and Saji a while back.
"Yeah, and that is good and all, but how about by touch, in case you get blinded in the heat of battle?" Showman said as Gasper was silent in thought.
He did have a point as he may get blinded when fighting.
"Now for this, try to think cold thoughts as I come at you." Showman said as he flew at him at high speed with a fist raised.
Gasper readied his eyes as he looked at Showman coming, before raising his hands to block the incoming fist. As they struggled, Gasper focused in on the offending limb, thinking that it should freeze in place. Suddenly, his hands glowed blue as he then caused ice to freeze the limbs in place, making Showman smirk as he then saw a pair of gold and blue gloves on his hands.
"Nice one. And nice gloves too."
Gasper smiled as he admired his new form for his Sacred Gear.
"Wow. I can freeze an opponent's movements now by freezing their blood." He said with a smile.
"And now, you get a final boost.' He said as he produced a golden arrow, which Gasper was familiar with, thanks to the battle.
"IS that…?" He asked as Showman nodded his head.
"A Stand Arrow. Prick your finger and you get a Stand. Just make sure you have the willpower to handle it. And if you go through with this, it'll change ya, permanently."
Gasper was silent, but his eyes held a determination of someone that wants to fight for what he has. And with one quick reach, he grabbed the arrowhead, the golden tip slicing into his hand.
A scream could be heard as everyone rushed into the room. When they got there, their eyes widened in shock.
Gasper was hunched over, panting, with a blood red aura surrounding him. Hovering above his head?
A giant blood red bat with black eyes and fangs with golden clock gears on the wings.
"No way…Is that a Stand?!" Issei yelled.
"Yeah…I mastered two other tricks and Showman allowed me to give myself a Stand." Gasper said with a tired smile as the aura died down.
"You thought of a name for it?" Azazel asked.
"Yeah…' Gasper said as he looked at his new Stand.
'Meet Bat Out of Hell."
HO. LY. SHIT! Has it been nearly a year since I last updated this fic?! My sincere apologies! A lot of things wound up taking my attention so I was unable to get this chapter completed, so consider this an early Christmas present.
Anyways, Gasper now can see through illusions adn can freeze foes upon contact and now he has a Stand! I was debating If I should give him one or not but I gave Asia a Keyblade so why not a Stand?
Anyways meet Bat Out of Hell, named after the song by Meat Loaf (RIP) and here are the stats:
Destructive Power: D
Speed: B
Range: A
Stamina: B
Precision: A
Development Potential: D
I'll go over the abilities in the next chapter. I'm just glad you're with me...but to any guests that think my fic is crap, why are you even reading it?
Also...NO OFFERS TO DRAW MY STORIES!