Kei-Kei Yuki: Inspired by the DxD cards, that I by mistake, found on the internet and from the ideas of rinpup14 and Shadow Phoenix 16. Hope you all enjoy it! :)

A/N: Just an idea, but I want to do an AU chapter, not set in this timeline, but where Issei is married to Sirzech.

Cosplay

It all started when Azazel-sensei suggested the idea of the ORC doing a cosplay cafe for the school festival, dropping a large box on top of the table. Akihiko was the one who stepped forward and opened the box, only to pause once he saw what was inside. "Ara, sensei there is nothing here but cosplay outfits for girls." Akihiko shot an unamused look in the direction where Azazel was chilling on the couch.

"For boys, cosplay outfits are easier to choose from, but for girls, that is a whole different story. So Issei, since you're the only girl here today, you'll be modeling each cosplay outfit in that box, and it will be up to the boys to choose which one is the best." Azazel pointed to the angry and embarrassed looking brunette.

"What?! How come it's only me? What about Yumi!" yelled Issei.

"Yumi went home sick today, she caught a cold," answered Azazel. Issei couldn't help but think, 'That lucky hime!' before wishing that the blonde would get well soon.

"B-But... President!" Issei turned her tearful eyes to the one person who would decline and put an end to Azazel-sensei's foolish plans. Looking inside the box, Richard, one hand holding his chin, nodded his head, before placing the box in Issei's hands.

"I think it's a good idea. The idea of cosplay doesn't sound so bad. So hurry and try these on, so we can judge which one looks best on you." The one person she thought she could rely on just turned his back on her. Glaring at the box in her hand, Issei went inside the dressing room to change.

"I wonder which on she will try on first?" wondered Xenos, sitting beside Ivan on the couch, while Aster sat on his left. Kabu sat on the opposite couch; Gasper was in a box by his feet. Akihiko had kicked Azazel off the couch and stole his place, while the chill and laid-back fallen angel governor was currently occupying a chair. Richard, of course, sat at his desk, when they all sensed Issei step into the room.

"Why does this dress feel so tight in the chest area?" An angry Issei stood in front of them, tugging on the chest area of her dress, before looking at the boys in the room. "So, what do you think?" Her flustered and embarrassed expression did nothing but make the image a thousand times cuter. Richard almost dropped his cup of tea, Azazel was looking serious, and everyone minus the fallen angel himself was blushing up a storm, especially Kabu.

In her hair, Issei was sporting a pair of pink clips on the left side of her hair, and there was a flower-shaped ribbon on the same side, along with a maid hairband. The classic white and black maid dress was short and clung to her body, a large bow was tied at her lower back so that the tail reached the floor. The front emphasized her slightly large chest, though what really caught everyone's attention was the Neko ears, bell collar, tail, and cat-paws that Issei was sporting.

'How should I serve you today, master? Nya~!' The image of her saying such a line, winking her eyes and adding nya to the end of her sentence was pure cuteness, swore every male member of the ORC. Kabu was the worst out of the boys since his precious senpai was dressed as one of the women from his species, and while he liked her as normal, this cosplay affected him in a different way.

"You okay, Kabu-kun? Your face is burning up." Issei concernedly made her way over to the boy, crouching down in front of him, though this only made it worse as the young kouhai now had a close up look at the brunette's large cleavage.

Blushing, he removed his eyes and pointed them up at her and blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "S-Senpai would make a cute Nekomata!"

This comment was said out loud and Issei felt flattered, smiling before reaching out to hug her adorable kouhai. "Thank-you, Kabu~!" She held his head against the soft valley of her bosom much to the jealousy of the others. When it came time to vote, everyone agreed on the outfit except Akihiko.

When Issei had bent down in front of Kabu, Akihiko also spotted how the angle offered an up-close view to his adorable kouhai's large cleavage and thought of how other males would be ogling their disgusting eyes at his cute kouhai. He instantly voted against the Neko Maid cosplay to the confusion and dismay of the others.

Issei's next cosplay would have probably had a certain someone from the Hero-Fraction drowning in a pool of his own blood. "This dress is so short," grumbled Issei, struggling to pull down the short cheongsam dress lined and detailed with beautiful gold thread; along with it was a short jacket, long sleeves glove covering her hands, and sexy fishnet stocking covered her legs. Her hair was styled in twin buns, decorated with beautiful Chinese accessories.

"Beautiful..." blushed Aster.

"Sexy..." smirked Akihiko

"Cute..." Xeno muttered shyly. Issei blushed from the compliments she received all around and could've sworn she heard a snapping of a camera come from Gasper's box.

"Not bad, but let's not settle on this outfit so quickly. Issei, go try on the third one," ordered Richard wearing a kind smile, though the reason he held off on the voting was that he didn't want to upset Issei because he would've voted against the decisions of the others. The cosplay was cute, beautiful, and sexy but...

"That girl's got a nice pair of legs on her," commented Azazel and that was exactly why he did not like that cosplay outfit. It showed off her legs too much. He didn't need other males ogling his adorable Issei shamelessly. After changing for the third time, Issei stepped out wearing a nun outfit, only the dress was short, and she wore garter-black stockings on her legs, tight leather, knee-high heel boots on her feet, and a collar around her neck. It was the mixture of pureness and sinfulness combined together, creating one hell of an impact on a certain church trio.

"...Wow." Ivan's face was now matching the same shade as Richard's hair. The intense feelings of wanting to make babies with Issei grew worse for Xenos, and poor, flustered Aster was about ready to faint.

"It feels so wrong and so right at the same time," said Akihiko playfully.

"It feels so wrong yet at the same time... sorta kinky," bashfully stated Issei, striking a naughty pose that made Aster hit the ground with a thud. Xenos had to be excused and Ivan felt the need to go pray. Again, Issei could've sworn she heard the snapping of a camera coming from inside Gasper's box.

When Issei tried on her fourth cosplay outfit, Rosswald had just stepped inside the clubroom and paused at the sight which greeted him. Standing there was the cutest Valkyrie he had ever seen in his life, her long brown hair was worn in a high ponytail held up by a pink ribbon. She wore a sleeved white and pink short dress with elaborate gold detail, matching stockings while gold and white armor covered her legs, arms, and attached to her hips. In her hair were wing-shaped hair-clips; dangling from her ears were pearl pink droplets.

It was instantly, love at first sight as Rosswald gently grabbed the maiden's hand, bending down on one knee, and said, "Will this lovely Valkyrie allow me the pleasure of courting her?" Rosswald's proposal shocked everyone in the room, including a blushing and flattered Issei. When he was finally told that it was Issei wearing a cosplay outfit, the silver-haired Einherjar felt deeply embarrassed for his actions. Though, the image of Issei wearing her Valkyrie cosplay would never be erased from his mind.

The fifth outfit had everyone, men and boys, squealing like little girls at the extreme cuteness that was Issei wearing a bunny nurse cosplay. It was a pink and white dress that was open in the middle showing a bit of frill and cleavage. It had buttons down the side, before spreading out like a skirt at the waist; light pink ruffles could be seen underneath. White knee length stockings clad her legs, and pink boots with white fur trimming the top were on her feet. Her hair was styled in pigtails, while wearing a nurse's hat with white bunny ears on top of her head.

'Let nurse Ise-chan help you today~!' The Issei in their imaginations did a twirl and wink, holding a clipboard and a syringe. 'She looks so cute,' thought all of the males who harbored feelings for the brunette. They did not blame Gasper who took a picture of her in that outfit twice, promising later to ask for copies from the shut-in vampire. When Issei tried on the naughty Miko outfit, everyone, minus Azael who just sat back and watched, had to restrain Akihiko from kidnapping Issei to do R18 things with her. This was something which the black-haired handsome teen openly admitted without any shame.

After chaining Akihiko to a chair, Issei tried on her last outfit. "I really don't get the meaning of this one," said Issei. Richard's bright sapphire eyes widened at sight of Issei stepping out in a snow white, high-collar, sleeveless wedding dress. The bodice of the dress fitted her frame; sparkly silver thread and rhinestones richly decorated the tulle bodice of the dress and collar. Starting at the waist, light and airy tiers of organza ruffles cascaded down to the ground, perfectly complemented with a side-draped satin. A ruffled royal length train completed the elegant and luxurious dress.

Issei had her hair dolled up into an elegant bun, sparkling diamond earrings attached to her ears. No one said anything, stunned by the beauty of Issei in a wedding dress. Each imagined themselves as the groom who was going to marry her. "Maa, Issei-chan, let's go get ourselves married. I'll make sure to always spoil my wife with lots of attention, love, and care." Akihiko, dressed as the groom, held the blushing bride bridal style, before rushing out of the room with her.

It took a second for the others to realize what had just taken place, but when they did, they looked at the chain Akihiko had broken himself out of. They were furious and began chasing after the two. Azazel laughed, not budging a muscle when an idea occurred to him. "If I get copies of those photos... I could make a killing." Thus the production of Harem Queen Ise-chan special edition card-packs was born and began selling like hotcakes in the Underworld. Of course, only VIP members could get their hands on the premium and gold card-packs; those were ten times more expensive than the regular card-pack. In only a week, every store that carried those cards were sold out.

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