Kei-Kei Yuki: This was supposed to be the Akihiko and Issei lemon chapter but in the middle of it, I hit a writer's block, so I decided to post this one instead. Hope you all enjoy it! :)

A/N: This is something that popped into my head and is a very short chapter. I really can't wait to write about the other GB and male characters, though I think I should point it out. I only see Issei and Azazel having a father and daughter type of relationship.

Bonding

"Say, how do you think life would turn out if I was born a boy like my parents first expected me to be?" asked Issei. Both her and Sona had decided to hang out today and were currently in a women's underwear store, shopping for bras and panties. Holding a navy floral lace bra in her hand, Sona thought over the question before answering.

"Probably a bigger pervert than you are now who is surrounded by bishoujo girls all the time. Since you're so obsessed with abs, pecs, and triceps, being born a man, I can see you obsessing over boobs instead. Hah! I can totally see people calling you Oppai Dragon. So lame!" laughed Sona, not knowing in a certain canon world, a certain boob obsessed male character sneezed.

"Tch! Like hell I would surround myself with a bunch of girls who have bigger boobs and look better than me," frowned Issei, eyeballing a very cute, light blue and pink bra and panties set.

"You'll probably still be obsessed with achieving your own harem, though with less discrimination," added Sona, earning a confused expression from Issei. "What do you mean with less discrimination?" asked the brunette.

"You might not know this, but certain males in the Underworld, especially those of pure-blood, look down on women who have a harem. They think that such privileges should only belong to men and that a woman should only devote themselves to one man," explained Sona, feeling that such thinking was unfair and stupid.

"Bull crap! That's totally sexist! If a guy can surround himself with a bunch of hot chicks with big boobs, I can be loved and pampered by hot and sexy guys who adore me, damnit!" Issei exclaimed furiously, unconsciously balling up the pair of silk panties in her hand.

"Hey, don't worry yourself about those bastards. It's your life and you have the right to live it, however, the hell you want. Hey, do you think if kaichou ever saw me this, he will like it?" Sona shyly asked, holding out a sexy lolita style, black and white panties and bra set.

"Of course, they really bring out-Wait a minute! What do you mean, if he ever saw you in it? Don't tell me the relationship between you and the kaichou has changed?!" Issei wore an excited look on her face as Sona felt even more embarrassed and shy.

"I really don't know, but lately he's been acting weird around me. Just last week he said to me: 'You have a pretty smile, Sona-chan.' He literally called me Sona-chan and complimented me on my smile! Never before has he ever done that!" Issei found the flustered sight of Sona adorable and smiled at the blonde.

"Sounds to me that someone finally noticed what an amazing person you are. I mean, even I can't help but admire the way you care and love him. Despite me wanting to become an independent, high-ranking devil one day, you wish to always stay in his peerage. You love him and you can't help who you fall in love with. Just be happy that he finally took the chance to notice your feelings," Issei encouraged the blonde, who instantly ambush the shorter of the two in a tight hug, bawling her eyes out.

"My cute little imoto, you have grown so much. Onee-chan is so happy at the growth you've been showing these days. Maybe there is some hope for you after all," sobbed the blonde, ruining the moment the girls were sharing as this comment ticked Issei off.

"What the hell do you mean by that?!"

"Say, this color looks really good on you."

"Don't ignore me dammit!"

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