Kei-Kei Yuki: Okay so despite me asking to vote on the next chapter, this one goes out to kirara noa 1! Here is your Vali and Fem!Issei chapter. Not gonna lie, I had fun writing this chapter and is really starting to love this pair. Hope you all enjoy this chapter~! :)

A/N: I sorta want to do another Aster chapter, working hard at trying to seduce and do ecchi things with Issei. It so cute, yet I pity him at the same time. His female counterpart gets more action than he does.

Kidnapped

"So you kidnapped me from my home just so you could spend some quality time with me." Walking around town wearing a casual pair of jean shorts and a red graphic t-shirt with a pair of tennis shoes was Issei, and alongside her stood Vali. "Those boy toys of yours are really annoying and troublesome; I do not want them interfering," replied Vali.

"Hey, they are not my boy toys but my friends who I care about very much!" she told him, though Vali didn't seem to care much about what she had to say about them Sighing, Issei continued walking beside Vali and asked, "So where do you plan on taking me anyway?" Hearing this Vali stopped and shot her a clueless look, saying,

"I have absolutely no clue."

Issei didn't know whether to find Vali's cluelessness on where to take a girl adorable or just facepalm worthy. "I bet right now my house is in total chaos," muttered Issei. "Okay, since you kidnapped me, you are helping me with my shopping, especially since most of my clothes got burned and ruined when the boys tried to clean the house for me." Issei grimaced at the reminder of the incident that happened two days ago; even though their hearts were in the right place, they still almost burned down/destroyed the house and ruined most of her clothes.

Vali looked at her clueless, unaware of the incident that happened two days ago, when Issei grabbed his hand and began leading him somewhere. "So, how does this look on me?" asked Issei. The shopping mall they visited belonged to the Gremory family, so as soon as Issei stepped through the door she was immediately escorted to the VIP section of the clothing store.

"Venelana-sama informed us beforehand that you may be visiting here soon, after the incident that happened two days ago, and she sends her sincerest apologies. She also reminded us to tell you to take your time and freely choose whatever catches your attention," the beautiful cashier lady told her, standing in a luxury VIP section that offered a number of high-quality clothes, shoes, and even underwear much to Issei's happiness. There were even a private dressing room section and a maid, holding a tray of refreshments.

Issei muttered her thanks to Richard mother and wasted no time picking out a variety of clothes that caught her attention and began trying them on. Vali sat bored in his seat when Issei stepped out, wearing a long-sleeve, black turtleneck shirt with a short pleated silver skirt that showed off her legs to Vali's viewing pleasure. The handsome silver-haired teen was starting to find this shopping trip not so boring as he did fifteen minutes ago.

"Not bad." Vali nodded his head in approval, especially at the skirt that seemed to hug her lower waist. Issei seemed to appreciate his words, trying on the article of clothing that she picked out. Next time she stepped out she was wearing a red, backless crop-top that showed off her toned flat stomach, and a pair of jean shorts that accentuated her waist and lower back area, once again leaving her long legs bare.

'Seems that her training is going well; her legs are stronger and more toned, so is the muscle in her midsection.' Vali began to analyze different parts of Issie's body when he was snapped out of his thoughts as Issei pinched his cheek. "Hello! Earth to Vali! I said what's your opinion on this?" pouted Issei, crossing her arms over her chest.

"Have you been doing swordsman training? Your arms look stronger." Vali glanced at her arms and noticed that they weren't so fragile as they were before. Issei shot him an exasperated look and shook her head.

"Is training and fighting the only thing on your mind, Vali?"

"Of course not, there is also you," Vali bluntly replied, noticing how Issei's cheeks began to flush a bright shade of red.

"Dude, you gotta work on your bluntness." Issei bashfully turned around and went back inside the dressing room. After an hour and a half had passed, Issei picked out all the clothes that she wanted with the lady from before saying that they would be sent to her house sometime later. Leaving the shopping mall, Issei made Vali buy both of them some ice cream.

"Chocolate and vanilla, we couldn't be any more opposite of one another," joked Issei, holding a chocolate ice-cream cone in her hands while Vali held a vanilla one.

"That also means that we are perfect for one another. As they say, opposites cannot help but be attracted to one another," said Vali, glancing at Issei, who felt touched by his words.

"For a guy who never had feelings for the opposite gender, you sure have a way with words," she shyly said to him, when a loud scream from a woman caught both of their attention. Rushing their way was a thief, holding a purse that definitely did not belong to him.

Neither said anything as the thief got closer to them, yelling, "Get the hell out of my way!" Just before he crossed in between the two, a double fist impact sent him flying a couple of feet back, before falling unconscious. Seeing that their job was done, the two continued on their way, ignoring the look of awe people on the street were sending them.

"What a power couple," muttered some random guy, his girlfriend nodding her head in agreement. Passing by an empty park, Issei grabbed Vali's hand, dragging him over to the swing set.

"What am I supposed to do?" Vali cluelessly asked, watching Issei sit on the swing.

"Swing with me! Haven't you ever been to a park as a kid?" asked Issei when she saw a hurt and depressing look flash in Vali's eyes. "Sit," ordered Issei, pointing to the swing next to her; making his way over, Vali did as she instructed. Then he sensed Issei move behind him and began pushing the swing he sat on.

"What are you doing?" Vali asked Issei, who smiled.

"I'm pushing you. You gotta learn to have some fun every once in a while and not fight all the time. Why do all the hot, seriously powerful, and mysterious guys always gotta be battle-manic?" grumbled Issei.

"And you wonder why some people call you the Boy-Obsessed Dragon Empress," added Vali, sensing a frown from Issei.

"Hey! I'm only attracted to hot bishounen guys or at least guys that catch my attention. There is nothing wrong with a girl fawning over hot guys with great abs, pecs, and triceps," proudly declared Issei.

"And you wonder why they call you the Lustful Dragon Lady." from her arm came the voice of Ddraig. "Partner, you're shaming my legacy! I was a powerful and beautiful dragon empress that men of all beings chased after and people feared. Now I'm reduced to being called a Harem Queen, a perverted dragon, who only lusts and chases after hot men! Since when did I become the chaser?! Wahhh!" Issei could only pity and feel somewhat offended at the crying Ddraig.

"You forgot to add, Succubus-Dragon, Devona," added Albion.

"Stop making it worse!" Ddraig cried harder.

"Devona?" Both Vali and Issei were confused by the name Albion used to address Ddraig.

"Devona is her real name, the name she once went by, before changing it to Ddraig," answered Albion.

"But why change it?" asked Issei.

"Because Ddraig sounds more badass." Both the host of the White Dragon Emperor and Red Dragon Empress sweat-dropped with such a nonchalant and blunt reason. Suddenly, Vali planted his foot on the ground, cornering Issei against the pole of the swing set.

"Vali?" Issei nervously stared into those hazel intense orbs that were staring down at her, noticing how his lips got closer to hers. Just when it seemed that the two were about to kiss, a dangerous and violent aura filled the park, causing Issei to break out of Vali's hold and look back to where the overwhelming and powerful presence was coming from.

"P-President?" stuttered Issei, slightly shaking at the ominous red aura that came from the handsome red-haired teen, his long bangs were flying from out of his face, sharp sapphire eyes glaring at Vali.

"I should've known you were the one behind Issei's kidnapping," growled Richard, who was beyond pissed off. When Richard first met Vali, he did not like him. When Vali started to become interested in Issei, he hated him. When he just caught the other trying to kiss her, he despised him.

"So the Prince of Destruction has finally arrived," smirked Vali, already sensing that a battle between the two was about to begin. Issei by now was smart enough to step far away as the two began battling it out.

"This happens every time they meet." She sighed tiredly and after a while decided to leave the two, making her way home alone.

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