Kei-Kei Yuki: This chapter was inspired by a conversation I had with SeiryuNoAme, when I was re-watching some episodes, which takes place in S1-ep.7: I Get A Familiar. Hope you all enjoy this chapter~! :)

A/N: Also, so I read up on what Issei familiar was on the wiki page and his female counterpart is not getting that. I mean it sound cools, but it fits Male!Issei, not Fem!Issei,... and I really don't her to have it as I don't like really like it. Sorry, but I don't. So, anybody got any ideas on what fem!Issei familiar should be? I sorta still want it to be a transportation type, though more cool or badass.


Wife Material

"Headbands?" Richard held a white piece of cloth in his hand; skillfully sewn onto the headband was the name of the ORC. Issei had issued out a headband for each person.

"Oh, how gorgeous. I didn't know Issei knew how to sew," complimented Akihiko. Blushing from the words of praise, Issei sheepishly scratched the back of her head.

"In junior-high I was in the Home Ec. club. Honestly, I think my skills have gotten a little rusty," admitted Issei, frowning down at the headband that was laying in her hand.

"I can't believe senpai joined a Home Ec. club and not something more perverted," said Kabu, and Issei tried to ignore the jab that was aimed at her lust for hot men.

"Hey! I wanted to be a good girlfriend and wife someday; I had to learn some skills. Ah, I almost forgot." Issei next took out a container of cookies and presented it to the group. "I made cookies for us to enjoy after the match!" she smiled. The others couldn't help but drool at the sight and smell of the delicious cookies that in the container ranged from a variety of different flavors.

Wanting to try one, Akihiko stuck his hand in the container and everyone, minus Issei, anxiously watched as he brought the cookie to his mouth and took a bite. Once he was finished tasting the cookie, licking the leftover crumbs from his lips, he pointed his sexy glance at Issei and said, "Wife Material." His smothering hot glaze made Issei blush, and for someone, reason made the image of Issei in a cute apron pop up in Richard's head.

"Now that I think about it, Issei-chan always helps with the cooking at home and her meals are delicious. She also helps okaa-sama when it comes to tending the house and shopping for groceries." Aster brought this to attention as he was reminded of the small details he had taken notice of the brunette since living in the Hyoudou Residence.

"I also once saw Issei help a crying child locate his mother. It was endearing to watch and made me think that she would make a good mother one day," added Yumi, remembering how Issei gently wiped away the child's tears, making him laugh and smile while they searched for his mother. Suddenly everyone had their eyes on the clueless brunette, who was blinking owlishly, wondering why everyone was so intensely staring at her.

"D-Did I do something wrong?"


Dragon Parents

It was time for Issei and Aster to search for a familiar, and at the moment, nothing caught either of their attention. Walking down a shrouded dead forest, they were being led by the man who called himself the Familiar Master, Towji. "Ah, my sexy Undines. How come instead of a sexy bishounen, you turn out to be smoking beautiful bishoujo," wept Issei, who cared nothing for the beautiful creature that made every male in the group be in awe at its beauty.

"Tch, I feel so jealous. Even her boobs were bigger than mine." Issei cried at her lack of development in the chest area, hanging her head down low.

"Cheer up, Issei-chan. You're still cute just the way you are," smiled Aster, succeeding in cheering the brunette up, who immediately hugged him by his waist, nuzzling her head against his chest.

"Aster, you're such a sweet and pure boy~! What would your onee-chan do without!?" exclaimed Issei, missing how the adorable blonde began blushing a bright shade of red. Suddenly Issei felt a familiar sensation in the area, something which was drawing her attention; looking up, she spotted an adorable blue dragon that was staring right back at her.

Releasing her hold on Aster, everyone watched as Issei made her way forward and stopped before the tree, staring at the baby dragon that stared back at her. It was almost like the two were in a trance. Flapping its wings, the baby dragon flew down and landed right on Issei's outstretched arms, who held the baby dragon close as it nuzzled against her cheek. Issei giggled at the sensation, and this scene reminded the others of a mother holding her child.

"It shouldn't be a shocker that the 'Empress of Dragons' can attract other dragons to herself." Breaking the silence was Akihiko as no one wanted to the break the beautiful scene that they were witnessing before them.

"That could explain it. Sprite Dragons do not take easily to others and need to be tamed as a child or else they will become uncontrollable as adult," explained Towji, when the members heard a loud scream come from Issei. Turning their attention back to the pervy brunette, the boys couldn't help but blush at the heavy amount of bare skin that was showing. Green slime ran down her body, burning away her uniform and even the cute pale green and pink bra set she was wearing underneath.

"I-Issei-chan!" Aster worriedly called out to her, cheeks a flushed red, wanting to cover his eyes at the indecent sight of Issei to respect her privacy.

"T-This is gross and w-weird!" Issei cried erotically, causing most of the male members of the ORC to blush even harder than before due to the sound of her voice and the smooth show of skin their eyes were having a hard time looking away from.

"Slime is drawn to cute girls and can't help but attach themselves to them, burning away their clothes," Towji explained.

"Then w-why is Y-Yumi unharmed!" yelled an angry Issei, feeling the slime crawl down her legs.

"Ah, I mean they are drawn to 'perverted' cute girls," added Towji.

"So that's why only Issei-senpai is being targeted," replied Kabu. The person who came to Issei's aid was none other than the baby Sprite Dragon, electrocuting both Issei and the slime that was on her body. Issei fell over from the shock her body got, hitting the ground, though when she opened her eyes she saw the worried Sprite Dragon hovering over her head.

"Thank-you." She patted its head, sitting up only to blush and scream at her lack of clothes. Seeing a jacket outstretched towards her, Issei saw that it came from Aster, who beat Akihiko and Richard to the punchline, his face looking the other way. Gratefully taking the jacket, the others looked away as Issei slip on the jacket that reached down to her knees, the sleeves swallowing her arms.

"You can turn around now," she told them. Though the sight of Issei in a large jacket was endearing, only Richard and Akihiko felt a slight bit of disappointment since the jacket she was wearing belonged to neither of them.

"So I take it, you have found your familiar?" Richard asked Issei, who stared down at the baby Sprite Dragon who allowed Aster to pat its head and smiled.

"Maybe I am able to draw dragons to myself, but he is not meant for me. He is meant for you." She looked down at Aster, who was now holding the Sprite Dragon in his arms.

"M-Me?" stuttered Aster.

"Yep, I feel that this dragon is more suited to be your familiar. Ain't that right, Rassei-kun?" She patted the now named dragon's head, who leaned into her touch.

"Rassei? It's a great name!" smiled Aster, having no problem with the name Issei used to name the baby dragon.

"Hmm, I sense an innocent and pure heart from that boy, that must've attracted the Sprite Dragon to him. Maa, it's like watching a cute little family," joked Towji. Hearing those words caused Richard to feel a slight sense of jealousy that he immediately pushed aside.

"Ara, but I also want to play house with Issei-chan," came the seductive voice of Akihiko, wrapping his arms around Issei. Seeing another male around Issei that was not Aster, the dragon immediately tried to electrocute Akihiko who was able to dodge the dragon's attacks. The group later found out that besides Aster, Rassei did not like any other male around Issei, seeing how he tried to electrocute every last one of them.


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