Despicable Me: Dancing Animals

Gru was reading a book. ''And then this little villain boy grew into a big villain man and stole their diamond jewels from the museum, the late Queen Victoria's crown, El Dorado's treasure, and candy from a baby'' he said laughing, ''My favourite part''. Suddenly Dru came dancing into the room, ''Come on, brother! It's time to dance!'' he said. ''What?!'' cried Gru. A disco ball appeared producing a complex display and loud disco music started playing. Lucy, Margo, Edith, Agnes, Lucky, Kyle, and the minions arrived to dance as well. So did various animals out of nowhere. ''Dru! What's going on?'' shouted Gru trying to be heard over all the noise, ''What are all these animals doing here? Where did they come from?''. Dru wasn't listening, ''Come on, brother! Get up and dance!'' he said.

''No, I'm reading!'' said Gru. He turned to the rest of the family, ''Hey, guys, get those creatures out of here!'' ordered Gru. ''Come on, Gru! Get that boogie-woogie flu!'' said Lucy. ''Come on the dance floor, Dad!'' said Margo. ''No! No dancing!'' insisted Gru, ''Hey! Get out, everybody!'' he ordered the animals. But nobody would obey. He got off the chair, just managing to avoid being hit by an elephant swinging his trunk during the dance. ''Come on! Out!'' said Gru. A donkey moonwalked past him. ''Woah-hey!'' said Gru, ''Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hooves on the rug!'' he told a cow. ''Hey! Get away from that!'' said Gru to a lion. The lion roared. ''Ahhh!'' said Gru backing away in fear. He avoided penguins doing the conga, ''Ah-woah!'' said Gru.

He dodged camels, ostriches, horses, hippos, snakes, parrots, gorillas, tigers, crocodiles, chimpanzees, turkeys, sheep, pigs, polar bears, giraffes, zebras and other species who are cutting a rug all together as the music changed from disco to the tango. ''Hey, what are you doing now? The tango?!'' groaned Gru. Before he could do anything else, a grizzly bear grabbed him and started to dance with him as if they were partners doing ballroom dancing. ''AAHH! Dr Nefario! Do something!'' Gru called for his gadgeteer. The music changed back to disco dancing. ''What?!'' yelled Gru when he saw Dr Nefario dancing along with the family and the animals. ''Look at me! I'm doing the robot! WOO-HOO!'' whooped the old man. Then Gru spotted his mom doing the same.

''What the! Mom?! You too!?'' he gasped. The floor opened to reveal a whale who instantly joined in the dancing. ''Ah! No, no, no! Stop!'' said Gru. ''YEEE-HOOOO!'' whooped Poppy sliding down the whale's tail. ''Poppy? You're here, too?!'' said Gru as the loud booming music grew louder. ''Ah! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOOOOP!'' screamed Gru. The whale spouted water from its blowhole right at him. ''AAAAAAGGHHHH!'' he spluttered. THUMP! Gru landed on the couch with the book in his hands and everything had vanished and all was quiet and peaceful. He looked around. ''Dat never happened'' he said to himself and went back to reading his book.

The End