(Cerberus Cargo Ship bridge)
A man in a skull-like mask wearing a hood and trenchcoat stood before a holoterminal. Two large shotguns at his waist as the terminal booted up to reveal the Illusive man.
"Reyes. I figured Ogundimu would be the one to inform me on progress" The Illusive man said as he took a puff from his cigar
"Doomfist is making sure his gear is tuned up enough. And it's Reaper on the job" the now named Reaper responded
"My apologies. Do you have the asset?" The illusive man asked
"It's secured. What exactly is the need for an android woman?" Reaper asked
"You don't need to worry about that. Just expect payment as soon as you drop it off on the base in the Argus Rho cluster" the Illusive man told them
"So we don't need to worry about the first In a race of synthetic humans?" a female voice said as a woman with cybernetic parts on her outfit with tanned skin and pink highlights in her dark hair
"Ah miss Colmar should have figured you would have done a more comprehensive scan of the asset" the illusive man said
"It's Sombra, and if you want us to deliver this then the price just doubled otherwise I'm sure we can always find some other people who would be happy to purchase from us" the now named Sombra said smirking
"Oh? And your whole organization is in agreement to break away from our partnership?" The illusive man asked looking at Reaper knowing he was one of Talon's inner council members
"We can discuss bonus work once we deliver the asset but we should be told what we're delivering if you wish to continue hiring us" Reaper said
"….very well, your teammate is correct, the asset you are delivering is the first in a line of synthetic humanoids. A hidden attempt by some corrupt alliance scientists to skirt the line between VI and AI. They numbered her 2B as she is the beta attempt" The illusive man
"Then why the interest? Surely Cerberus could've made their own attempt easy enough" Sombra asked curiously
"Because she's actually a successful attempt, they just don't know it yet. Their goal was to simply make a synthetic servant much like the Quarians did the Geth. Minus all the rebellion. I however see a different purpose for 2B" the Illusive man said
"Or your so called project eve" Sombra said with a snort
"That was the RDA. I had zero hand in that project" The illusive man told them
"Which you funded, don't lie you can't hide anything from me Sombra said with a grin
"... you know for a hacker someone should've taught you to be wary of how far down you dig for" The illusive man warned
"And you should know if I die then within 24 hours everything I have on every crime Cerberus has a hand in will be sent to the alliance and every system in the galaxy. Every bounty hunter will be after you alongside the full might of the alliance. You really want to try me?" Sombra asked smirking
This got silence from the Illusive man as he glared slightly at Sombara
"I've always said everything can be hacked and everyone" Sombra told him smirking
"... the reason for you all bringing in the asset is to replicate her for the purposes of infiltration and assassination" The illusive man said still angry with Sombra's words
"Obviously, don't worry we will be at our destination-" Reaper was saying before the ship shook violently
"What the Hell was that?" Sombra asked Reaper as they both steadied themselves
"I don't know but I'm gonna find out" Reaper said as he went towards the door
"Perhaps you weren't as stealthy as you would've liked" the illusive man said
"Widowmaker report! What's happening? Reaper said as he tapped his earpiece
"A ship has docked with ours. Our weapons systems have been disabled. We cannot get them off" a female french voice said through the comms
"What ship?" Reaper asked as sombara used her omni tool to make a holographic display show her the sanctuary
"Well now this is a stroke of luck for Talon" The illusive man said grinning at the ship
"You know them?" Reaper asked as he turned to the holographic image
"That's the Celestial shadows ship. A group of Bounty hunters Captained by Naruto Uzumaki. The last living elementian in the galaxy" the illusive man said
"A bounty hunter group that's been quickly making a name for itself" Reaper said as he recognized the name of the group
"It's a team of idiots and crazys from what I'm seeing" Sombra said as she looked at dossiers of the crew of the celestial shadows
"what luck. bring the asset as well as mr Uzumaki and miss Jack alive to the base and I'll pay you quadruple for the job" the illusive man said
This got silence from the two Talon members
"And the others? Dead? Or alive?" Reaper asked as he took out a pair of dual shotguns
"Do what you will. The only two that matter are Uzumaki and Jack. The rest you can end" the illusive man told them
"I'll make the announcement to the crew" Sombra said with a grin at the idea of a massive payday
"We should go guard the asset. Tell Widowmaker, Doomfist, and Mauga to join us" Reaper ordered
"If we even need them, what are the odds that they get through our crew?" Sombra said with a scoff as she finished sending orders to the rest of the crew
(With Naruto)
Meanwhile with Naruto he, Jack, Liara, Samara, Peebee, and Neytiri were storming through the halls facing off against the Talon mercenaries of the ship
"Jeez he can eat a lot can he?" Naruto said as he whistled impressed as Goose used his tentacles to grab another Talon merc and pull him into his mouth eating him
"We should move quickly. The longer we take the more opportunities they will have to free the ship and escape" Samara said as she used her biotic to block incoming fire
"Well their hired help are cowards and weak" Jack said as she saw a Merc peek out of cover only for an arrow from Neytiri to find a home in his skull
"do not underestimate them. I have heard rumors of Talon. They should not be taken lightly" Liara said as she sent a pistol shot at a mercenary to bring him down as Peebee finished him off with an assault rifle
Another merc ran towards a door before one of Goose's tentacles grabbed him and started to rag doll him against the wall
"Good kitty" Peebee said with a smile at the alien cat
"save Some for Me Goose" Naruto said chuckling as he sent a fire blast at a merc that was running away from the terror that is Goose
"Let me down! I give!" The merc being slammed around yelled as Jack held him up in the air by his leg with her biotics
"Where is the cargo you're transporting?" Naruto asked as he walked over to him and pointed his sword at the man in case he tried anything
"Talk quick, he's about do for a snack" Jack said with a grin at Goose who looked up at the merc and pawed at him cutey for emphasis
"Cargo bay. 3 floors down. Take the lift, just don't let it eat me!" The merc begged and pleaded as he pointed at a pair of doors nearby
"Thanks for your cooperation" Naruto said with a smile as he raised his blade
"Wait, you said you'd let me go!" The merc yelled
"You begged not to be eaten. Not killed" Jack said smirking as Naruto cut through his neck beheading him
"A quick and clean kill. Well done" Samara told her captain as they boarded the lift
"Thanks, what are the odds the heavy hitters are gonna be guarding the cargo bay?" Naruto asked as the lift lowered them down
Soon the group walked out of the lift into a cargo room where they saw what looked like a casket
"A corpse? That's the cargo?" Naruto asked as he walked over to the pod
"No, it's a cryo pod. Like the one I found your ass in" Jack said as she walked over and inspected the pod
As they approached the pod Samara noticed something in the rafters above "get down!" she yelled as she made a biotic shield around Naruto just as a bolt of plasma fired at him. Only for the shield to stop the hit
"Ok seriously is every assassin gonna attack me from the rafters today?" Naruto asked as he saw a woman leap out of the rafters down to the floor. A woman with ice blue skin and dark blue hair in a ponytail with a metal helmet covering her forehead. A purple skin tight bodysuit with a large hole in the chest showing off the cleavage of her E cup breasts. She also had a curvy body and plump, round ass.
"Lena was right you do have a face that is punchable, Widowmaker" Jack said with a sneer at the woman
"Jack. Subject zero. Secondary target. Naruto Uzumaki. Last Elementian. Priority target. Orders?" Widowmaker asked to no one as she kept her sights with her gun on the team
"You're not alone then? Bring em all out then" Naruto demanded as he pulled out his elemental guns only for a shotgun blast from behind to hit him and send him skidding back across the cargo bay.
"Your shields are top rate" Reaper said as he reloaded his shotguns while stepping out from the shadows of a nearby crate
"Naruto!" Jack yelled as she went to run after him only for a hail of bullets to stop her attempt as a large samoan human man holding two massive chainguns leapt from the rafters
"Let's start this party!" The massive tank of a man yelled with a crazed smile as he looked at Jack
"Jack hang on I'll back you u-" Neytiri was saying as she, Liara, And Peebee ran to help her before a large dark skinned man with a metal gauntlet leapt down and slammed his fist to the floor. Making a dome of energy shoot out and knocking Neytiri, Liara, and Peebee away
"Sorry but I'm the one you should worry about your conflict is with me. So give me everything you've got" the metal fisted man yelled with a grin
"4 of you vs 6 of us huh? You sure you want to take that bet?" Naruto asked looking at the skull masked man
"You'd be wrong on that! There's 5 of us!" Sombra said as she uncloaked her camouflage from behind Peebee and sent her skidding into Liara with a kick as she stared down the two asari women
"I think the odds are in our favor wouldn't you say subject zero?" The samoan man asked Jack with a grin
"Don't call me that!" Jack yelled angrily as she sent a biotic push at the big man and sent him flying into the wall as a dent formed.
"Ooh that tickled a bit. But it'll take more than that to take down Mauga!" The now naked Mauga yelled smiling
"You shouldn't have boarded this ship but we can make out a deal. Surrender subject zero and subject 309 and we will let the rest of you live" Widowmaker told the group
"I will never surrender my captain or comrades. If you want them you will have to go through me" Samara declared glaring at Widowmaker
"Acknowledged. Let the show begin" Widowmaker said coldly as her sniper rifle changed into an assault rifle a she sent a barrage of bullets at the Asari Justicar who cartwheeled out of the way of the shots
"Come on subject Zero really make this fun!" Mauga yelled as he started to blast at Jack with his dual chainguns as she dove behind cover before sending a biotic blast at him pushing him back again.
"Hey Goose back up Jack!" Naruto ordered the Flerken as he ducked under a shotgun blast from Reaper before sending a fire blast from one of his elemental guns into the Talon leader.
"Meow" Goose said before heading over to Mauga
"A cat? What is a cat going to do to the great Maug-" Mauga was saying before Goose opened her maw and a swarm of tentacles suddenly latched onto him and threw him into the wall and floor. Slamming the massive samoan man like a ragdoll.
"You people brought a fucking Flerken?!" Sombra yelled wide eyed at this before Liara sent a biotic blast at her and sent her tumbling into a stack of crates as Peebee sent some pistol fire at her once Sombra was down.
"Sombra get up! You should have no trouble with two biotics!" Doomfist yelled before swiping his fist into an oncoming arrow from Neytiri "really? Primitive weaponry is what you're going to use to fight me?" Doomfist questioned
"I don't need technology to defeat one such as you." Neytiri declared as she prepped another arrow and fired it
"Admirable! Let's see if that fire of yours burns out!" Doomfist yelled as he started to rush towards Neytiri as she sent arrow after arrow
"You should surrender. It would be in your best interest to give up before death comes to your teammates" Reaper told Naruto as he blasted one of Naruto's element gun out of his hand due to a well placed shotgun blast
"Maybe. But if my team is willing to fight then giving up is a sin. So give up on making me give up!" Naruto declared as he pulled out his blade and charged at Reaper as his chakra came off of his body permeating the air with his blue aura.
(Sanctuary med bay)
Meanwhile In the medical bay of the sanctuary, more specifically next to Eve's bed Tina was looking over the update screen while Cortona was finishing her work on Eve
"Miss Tina, what are you doing? "Cortona asked as the mad blonde typed at the holoscreen
"Just adding a few important things to the cyborg with a fat ass" Tina said giggling
"Why would her liking skimpy clothing be important to program into her?" Cortana asked confused at the logic
"Because look at her. She's got a rocking body that she needs to show off around whiskers! besides it's not that much of a stretch i mean look at what she's wearing now, you dont wear something that skin tight if your not built for long fuck sessions" Tina declared with a grin
"…..as interesting as this is Miss Tina, it would seem that the captain and his team need backup so if you are quite done" Cortana said as she finally finished her work on Eve and activated her. The cyborg woman's eyes opened up to the white ceiling of the med bay as she quickly shot off the table
"Where am I?!" Eve yelled not recognizing this as an RDA facility
"Calm yourself, miss Eve. We just finished getting You back online. Your handlers had erased your freewill to use you as an assassin against our captain. I just finished reprogramming you to have your original personality and memories return. The info may take a moment to fully settle in" Cortana told her
"They erased my free will?" Eve asked with a frown as the information was slowly coming to her to prevent an information overload
"Yup they sent your fine ass to kill our captain. So our ship's AI patched you up. If you want to give us a thank you you can join me the next time I'm letting whiskers is ruining my holes. I'm sure he'd love to take a crack at that ass of yours" Tina said giggling like a crazy person
"... I don't think I have a response to that" Eve admitted confused as all hell at Tina's idea
"Ignore her. We have more pressing matters anyways" Cortana said
"What do you mean?" Eve asked confused
"Our captain and a few of our team are currently fighting a group of enemies in the ship we docked with. I believe you would be suited to help them out with your skill set" Cortana explained
"You trust me to do that? I just woke up and was an assassin against you all" Eve questioned
"What you were without free will is not what you are now. And you can if nothing else consider it a way of repayment for bringing you back" Cortana explained as a locker in the med bay opened up to reveal Eve's gear and sword
"...very well then leave this to me" Eve said as she put on her gear and grabbed her sword before walking out to help out Naruto and co.
"What the hell? She didn't react at all" Tina said as she pouted after Eve left
"Your program is in her so while she isn't against showing off, she has zero lust as she has no experience with it" Cortina explained
"…..ah so she needs to be corrupted. Oh I have so many ways to do that Tina said as she smiled madly and rubbed her hands together cackling as she left the medical bay to plan
"…..oh dear" Cortona said hearing this but a part of her was intrigued
(Cerberus Cargo ship)
"This is some horseshit!" Sombra yelled as she tried to hack Peebee and Liara omni tools from behind a crate only for the two asari to send a biotic blast at her which she leapt out of the way to avoid as the blast shredded the crates to dust.
"Stay calm Sombra!" Doomfist ordered only for an arrow from Neytiri to hit him in the knee. "Really?" Doomfist questioned more annoyed than angry
Neytiri hissed at this as she rushed in and took a swipe at his face with her dagger slashing across his eye making the man grunt in pain.
"This is not going as expected" Reaper admitted as Naruto slashed his arm with his sword making him drop one of his shotguns before Naruto kicked him away
"Then why don't you all surrender? Your sniper can't beat a Justicar, your tank is getting beaten by a Flerken and a biotic genius, your brawler is getting skin sliced off by my huntress, and your hacker can't fight two asari geniuses" Naruto told him
"I haven't lost yet- hey! No biting!" Mauga yelled before he had his leg bitten by the sharpened maw of Goose and was using his strength to not lose it all while Jack peppered him with pistol shots.
"Perhaps surrender would be the best choice" Reaper said as he dropped his shotgun and raised his hand. Making a signal with his fingers which Widowmaker saw just as Samara held her down.
The sniper slammed her head back into Samara's face making the justicar's grip loosen as Widowmaker dove for her gun, switched it back to a sniper, and fired at Naruto who wasn't facing it. His eyes focused on Reaper
As Widowmaker's shot at Naruto, before the bullet could strike him it was slashed in half as Eve appeared in front of him her blade raised
"Eve? Cortana got you up and running already?" Naruto questioned surprised at her sudden appearance
"We can discuss that later. I owe a debt for my reactivation and I don't leave my debts unpaid" Eve said as she stared down at Widowmaker and held her blade towards the sniper
"Shit you guys brought her" Sombra grunted out before her omnitool beeped and blinked the hacker of Talon looked at her device and frowned
"Reaper! Doomfist! Overwatch ship incoming. Eta 5 minutes!" Sombra yelled
Reaper grunted in annoyance at this as a detonator appeared in his hand "We don't have time to keep fighting you and Overwatch together. You win this round celestial shadows but we'll meet again. And when we do Uzumaki you're our primary target" Reaper said before dropping the activated detonator as a large blast of flames exploded in the cargo hold. Naruto immediately tackled Eve to the floor to avoid the flames. Once the smoke cleared however all 5 talon agents were gone. Their cryo pod prize left behind to make a quick getaway
"Thanks for the help Eve" Naruto said as he looked at the cyborg and helped her up
"It was just me starting to pay off a debt I owe to you, and it still isn't paid off enough yet since you just saved me again" Eve said since she and Naruto were directly where the detonator went off
"This mean you're gonna stick around?" Jack asked raising a eyebrow at the cyborg
"I see no reason why not. I owe a debt and the RDA is no longer in control of me. If you'll have me I will swear myself and my blade to your group" Eve told Naruto
"You're more than welcome with us Eve now let's get the cargo they were moving to the sanctuary" Naruto ordered as he went to move the cryopod
(Cerberus escape ship)
The 5 surviving talon agents blasted through the stars on a small ship to get away from the cargo ship. This lightweight ship would get them out of the system in 3 minutes flat. Avoiding the Overwatch ship. Unfortunately it's small size meant bringing the cryopod would be impossible to bring
"The illusive man isn't gonna be happy with us for this" Widowmaker said
"If we stayed we'd have been killed or imprisoned and that does nothing for our plans" Reaper grunted out frustrated at the failed mission
"We need a weakness on the celestial shadows members. Sombra you have some knowledge on them. There anything we can exploit next time we face them?" Doomfist asked
"Not much to say really other than their captain having a healthy appetite for women but that's just rumor" Sombra said as she mainly focused on steering the ship
"If that's the case why wasn't he affected by you two?" Mauga asked smirking as he pointed at Widowmaker and Sombra
"Probably only women he trusts, smart. Makes it less likely to kill him in a private setting" Reaper said as he thought to himself
"Table it for later We got an incoming call from the illusive man" Sombra said as she pointed out that they were getting a holo call
"... should we ignore it?" Mauga asked the group
"Just put it through. May as well give him the bad news before he thinks we Went rogue on him with the android" Doomfist said as this call wasn't gonna be pleasant
(on the sanctuary)
The Celestial shadows as a whole were now in the medical bay after they had moved the cryopod while another ship, one with a fancy O symbol bearing and marks, docked with the sanctuary. Discussing the cryopod while awaiting the arrival of the overwatch team
"What's the reading on her Cortana?" Naruto asked as he knew the AI was scanning the pod
"an Advanced android designed to look like a human made by the alliance for infiltration into more rebellious earth factions like Cerberus" Cortana stated
"Awww so she's not equipped to fool around- owie!" Tina said with a pout before Jack slapped her in the back of the head
"Actually from what my scans are saying she's more then equipped for that purpose" Cortana said
"Why would they make an android that can-" Naruto asked genuinely baffled at this before Moxxi cut him off as she entered the room
"Seduction missions dear. A bit of pillowtalk and men become idiots and will spill anything to a beautiful lady" the crazed bartender said smirking
"Hence why she's a looker. I like it. Let's get her online!" Tina yelled out with a mad grin before Groot grabbed her before she could approach the pod
"Freeze you maniac! You have no idea what she's programed with!" Rocket yelled at Tina who was trying to get loose of Groot
"Scans indicate she is a blank slate, it would be easy to program her to fit our wishes. I can do so While you greet our guests captain" Cortana said
"Good idea- give her free will like Eve" Naruto ordered with a small smile
"As you wish captain. Shall I give her a similar enjoyment of skintight and revealing clothing?" Cortana asked curiously
"Wait what? Why Is that a-" Naruto was saying before Tina cut him off
"Do it! Do it, do it, do it!" Tina yelled with a grin as Groot kept her pinned
"OK everyone out of the med bay while Cortana programs her" Liara ordered as she knew Cortana needed the privacy of the room to work her magic and if she wasn't gonna be in there she wasn't trusting any of them in there. Mostly Tina. Ok only Tina but still.
"If you're kicking me out can I at least get some medigel for my legs and ass?" Faye asked as she held up her hand
"Why would you-nevermind here" Liara said as she handed the thief some medigel. Having remembered Naruto, her, and Tina had some 'fun' before they arrived at the Cerberus ship
"Yeah whiskers is an active captain" Faye said with a chuckle
"Didn't hear you complaining" Naruto said smirking
"And you never will" Faye said with a smirk back as she bumped her hip against Naruto's as she walked by him swaying her hips at him for his viewing pleasure
"... if we didn't have a meeting" Naruto muttered to himself
"Guests on the bridge captain" Cortana announced over the loudspeakers
"We'll be right up Cortana. Thank you" Naruto told her
"Those guys better not be in my seat" Rocket grumbled as he followed Naruto, Faye, and the other celestial shadows to the bridge
(The bridge)
The door opened for the group of bounty hunters while Faye and Peebee were elsewhere making sure Tina didn't cause too much chaos with guests aboard
"There you are luv!" Lena said happily as she greeted Jack by hugging her as Naruto and the group walked out of the elevator
"Didn't think you'd let someone hug you in front of us killer" Rocket said with a snicker
"I can rip you in half trash panda" Jack grunted out as she let Lena hug her
"You mother-" Rocket was yelling Before he was cut off
"Rocket? Is that you?" a large…. Gorilla with Mechanized armor asked with a surprised tone at seeing the space raccoon
"Winston? Holy shit! I thought the high evolutionary blasted your ass out an airlock" Rocket said wide eyed
"Oh indeed he did, fortunately I was found by a passing alliance ship shortly after my… ejection." the now named Winston said with a small frown at the reminder of his near death when he was very young
"Well you look a lot better then the little shrimp I remember" Rocket said with a grin at Winston
"Years of studying science and technological advancements. Which reminds me. Greeting Dr Tsoni. I am a huge fan of your prothean research and would love to discuss some of your findings at some point" Winston said with a smile at the asari doctor
"So you're the group Tracer hired eh?" A female voice said as Naruto looked to see a woman of korean descent in a violet and white jumpsuit she also had short brown hair, D cup breasts, a slim, curvy body, and a bubbly ass
"eeeeeee! it's D.Va!" Tina yelled excitedly recognizing her
"I thought you weren't a fan of overwatch cause of the rules" Peebee asked with a quirked brow
"What's Overwatch? D.Va Is one of the best game streamers in the galaxy! I loved the stream where you played that assassination simulator to find different routes to kill your targets. So many explosions!" Tina cheered out
"Wait an overwatch operative is a gamer?" Faye asked raising an eyebrow at this
"What? Girl's gotta have a hobby when not busting up idiots in a mech" D.Va said grinning
"A mech you say. I would much like to see this mech" Rocket said grinning
"Don't do it from what I recall Rocket had sticky paws" Winston warned as he chuckled a bit
"He still does!" Claptrap yelled announcing his presence
"Oh god I thought he was locked up!" Peebee groaned
"Some fat ass in a winter coat let me out just cause I asked how stupid can you be? gahahahahaha! Oh look there she is now. Hi fat ass!" Claptrap yelled waving as a woman entered the bridge. She had long brown hair with a needle through her hair, glasses, and a blue and white winter coat like armor which did little to hid her DD cup breasts, plump yet toned body, and her big, round ass. This was Mei
"Um sorry I got lost and thought he was a maintenance bot that needed help" Mei said as she rubbed the back of her head sheepishly
"It's alright no harm done here" Naruto said with a smile at the woman to put her at ease
"Except to our sanity" Jack grumbled as she crossed her arms
"Oh he can't be that bad" Lena said looking at Claptrap
"Well said meatbag. Now to go grab knife to stab you all in your sleep" Claptrap said cackling
Before he was blasted with laser fire
"What was that?" Lena asked as she twirled her blaster In her hand like a pro and looked at the mad robot with a annoyed look
"... I don't remember. Bad memory. Need more ram" Claptrap said as he got up and slowly wheeled away
"Holy fuck I love you" Jack said with a grin as she hugged Lena from behind. Anyone that did that to Claptrap was great in her book
Lena laughed at this as Jack kissed her cheek
"Now I'm sure we would love to socialize some more but we should go over the mission results and find out what Talon was up to" Winston said as he got everyone's attention
"Not much to report, while the Talon agents got away they left behind the package which Cortana is in the process of making useless to anyone that would abuse it" Naruto said as he shrugged
"I see. I do wish we could've captured Talon. Tell me who among them did you face?"
"Cortana" Naruto said as he looked up at the camera on the ceiling
hearing this Cortana sent out a hologram showing the footage of the fights taken from the celestial shadows suits and equipment
"You took on doomfist? Not bad for a native" D.VA said with a smile of respect at Neytiri who nodded back at this
"you fought Mauga?!" Lena yelled wide eyed at Jack
"Guy was cocky and I had flerken backing me up….. where is Goose?" Jack asked not seeing the flerken only to turn to see Goose was eating Claptrap
"Goose spit that out! You don't know where claptrap has been!" Tina ordered seeing this which resulted in the alien cat to spit out the mad robot
"Gah! What year is it?! Is the Rock president?! What is the one piece?!" Claptrap demanded as he shook drool off himself
"…..a Flerken? You have a Flerken?" Winston asked wide eyed at Rocket as Goose mowed and jumped onto Tina's shoulder
"Yeah we keep things interesting here" Rocket said simply
"I am Groot" Groot said smiling
"Oh yeah it's great. The chaos and the money" Rocket said grinning
"Don't forget the bed breaking" Tina giggled as she looked at Naruto
"That is a perk" Moxxi said as she nodded grinning
"Absolutely" Peebee said with her own grin
"I still can't feel my legs" Faye said smirking
"... can we not do this in front of our clients?" Naruto asked sheepishly
"Don't mind me I'm down to hear more" Lena said with a teasing smile at Naruto
"Ignore her we're gonna have her fixed" D,VA said with a sigh
"Like hell you are" Jack grunted out
"I'm very impressed that you two fight Sombra. She's not someone to underestimate" Mei said to Liara and Peebee as she tried to keep the conversation on track.
"She was arrogant. And figured her cloaking and hacking could best Asari biotics. A mistake she will no doubt not make in the future" Liara said calmly as she smiled at Mei
"Though our encounter with her proves we should recruit our own hacker captain" Samara said as she looked at Naruto
"I agree. Do you know of any?" Naruto asked Winston
"Depends how good and how flexible their morals should be. I do know one but she's a bit of a wild card." Winston admitted
"If you think they'd fit in I'll trust your judgment" Naruto said with a smile
"I'll send your AI her file consider it a bonus for getting the job done" Winston said with a small smile
"We should continue our discussion. You fought widowmaker what was your takeaway?" Lena asked Samara since she had also fought Widowmaker before
"She is a worthy opponent and the captain wouldn't have been almost shot if he hadn't been checking her out" Samara said with a monotone
"The hell are you talking about? She shot me while I was fighting Reaper" Naruto asked as he looked at the justicar
"Before the fight your eyes lingered on her breasts and rear. I also saw your gaze linger several Times over to us during your fight" Samara said calmly
"I was making sure you were OK!" Naruto yelled out
"And you're looking at her chest?" Moxxi asked raising a eyebrow at this
"I was….. assessing for weaknesses" Naruto said as he tried to think up a excuse
"Uh huh sure" Jack said scoffing at this
"back on track. You faced Reaper. Quite impressive actually to even survive him but you faced him down in close range combat. Not many are crazy enough to attempt that let alone good enough to survive the attempt" D.Va said looking at the Elementian captain
"Yeah well my team doesn't back down and as their captain I like to lead by example. Never give up without a fight and no matter what, make the enemy work for it" Naruto claimed with a grin
"And if they get away at least scar them for life!" Tina yelled excitedly
"Hear hear fellow crazy!" Claptrap yelled pumping his arm up like he was raising a fist
"Your team is quite fascinating Rocket" Winston said with a small smile
"Don't class it up they are all fucking nuts" Rocket scoffed
"I am groot?" Groot asked with a raised eyebrow
"……true" rocket said with a slight grin at this
"So any other business you guys have with us?" Faye asked
"well there's your bonus I promised you whiskers" Lena said as she hugged Naruto's arm
Before Samaras biotics made her back away from the captain
"please show some professionalism miss Oxton" Samara said with a firm tone of voice
"Aww if Samara wanted a turn too you could've just joined me and Jack" Lena said with a pout at being denied
"We have to report to the citadel anyway Lena" Mei said as she lightly blushed at her teammates boldness
"ugh fine. I Still owe you a wild ride whiskers" Lena told him as she lightly smacked her hip for emphasis making Naruto chuckle
"We can make a date at omega" Jack whispered to Lena with a slight smirk on her face
"Ooh that'll be fun!" Lena giggled at this as the two huddled together to plan
"... ok now maybe I should be worried" Naruto muttered to himself seeing Lena and Jack cavorting and planning something
"I recommend not letting them be alone with you if you want to sleep through the night" D,VA said with a roll of her eyes as she had heard Lena's calls with Jack and knew how they were ….. intense to say the least
"OK team let's take our leave" Winston called out as he made for the exit "we shall all meet again hopefully soon."
"Hang on before you leave. Those talon agents, any of them got a price on their heads?" Naruto asked curiously
"All of them. Looking to take their contracts?" D,Va asked
"We're bounty hunters after all. Might as well get paid to take out criminals like that" Naruto said with a nod of determination
"I'll send their information to you" D,VA said with a grin at Naruto as she left while swaying her hips slightly at him
"eeee she likes you!" Tina said with a smile seeing this
"calm down Tina it was just some light teasing" Naruto told her patting her head
"Sure it's light now but then you'll be balls deep in that ass on a stream! Think of the views! The views! oh! do it while she's cleaning her mech in a bikini!" Tina yelled like A Crazed Loon
"... I think that one's a few fries short of a happy meal luv" Lena said giggling at Tina's madness
"Yeah but would you believe that's normal for my fans?" D,VA asked with a chuckle as she made a mental note to save Tina's suggestion for later
"You mean like when those quarians wanted to buy your bathwater?" Lena asked curiously
"We don't talk about that" D,va said quickly as her and her team entered the elevator which closed behind them
"OK so where we heading next captain?" Liara asked
"if I may make a suggestion captain" Cortana said over the pa system
"What's up Cortana?" Naruto asked
"Mr Winston has given me data on this hacker ally of his as well as a last known location. They're currently in Night City on Earth" Cortana explained
"Oh goody" Faye said with a groan at hearing this
"I'll say I always wanted to get me some argumentation parts cheap" Rocket said with grin as he rubbed his paws together
"and with this you'll gain somennew crewmates" Cortana said
"OK then send a message to this hacker that we want to meet them to possibly hire them onto the team. Next stop night cit- wait allies? As in plural?" Naruto asked
"Indeed this hacker one Kasumi Goto works with a partner but all I know is that she won't leave earth because of them for now" Cortana said
"Well set a course for Earth so we caN see why that is" Naruto ordered
"As you wish captain" Rocket said smirking as he plotted a course for Earth
(night city)
meanwhile in a dark basement in Night city a mature human female of asian descent wearing a skintight black bodysuit with a hood that clung tightly to her body and accentuated her DD cup breasts, curvy model like figure, and plump heart shaped ass slinked into the shadows of a darkened alleyway before her omnitool started to beep which she looked at and answered
"Kasumi here go ahead" the human woman said into the call
"Hey cuz! I found that fucker and he's willing to talk!" a female voice yelled as a holographic display appeared of a young small statured woman with light bluish skin and green hair tied in pigtails wearing only a black bra and panties along with a black jacket which showed off her C cup breasts and bubbly ass. She had cybernetics underneath and around the sides of her pink and yellow eyes
"Oh has he? And what is he asking for?" Kasumi asked
"That I don't splatter his head like a Grape" the young woman said with a sneer as she held up what looked like a street punk by his hair who looked like he had been beat up, complete with bruises and broken teeth
"get This Crazy bitch away from Me! I'll give you anything! Money! Booze! Men!... women?" The punk questioned that last one
"I want the name of the gang who killed a man named Pilar" Kasumi demanded coldly
"That's all? It was the Night Claw Gang he asked too much for a job and got taken out after he asked for the other half of his pay, something about wanting to make sure his kid sister was taken care of- gaaaaah!" the man was saying before the young woman applied pressure to his head making him yell in pain as his head was slowly being crushed by her cyber arm
"Fuck you!" she yelled as she slammed his head into the ground cushing his head into mush killing him
"... we Could've gotten a location Rebecca" Kasumi said flatly watching the now named Rebecca bludgeon the guy to death
"Like you can't hack his enhancements and get it! Now let's make a plan on ripping apart those fuckers! Get your ass over here!" Rebecca yelled as she stood up not bothered by her hand being covered in blood before cutting the call
"... I still question how we're related" Kasumi muttered after the call ended as she started to walk away before a new message appeared from her omnitool
"hmmmm celestial shadows……interesting" Kasumi said as she read the message from Cortana and slightly smiled as a plan formed in her mind. Perhaps these shadows would be able to assist her and Rebecca's plans. Or perhaps they'd at the very least be a good distraction for them. Either way time would tell if they could be of use to them.