During a beautiful night like this, there was a vending machine that seems to be empty. Except for there being one snack left. Which is nacho cheese flavored. The vending machine was activated, causing the chips to slowly go off the shelf of it, but was stuck because of the spring.
Someone was banging on the glass to make the chips fall, but it didn't work. Then reaching into the vending machine, was a raccoon who tried his best. Unfortunately, he didn't have too much luck. So he got himself out and tried thinking of another solution.
?: "You get them yet RJ?"
RJ looks to see a voice as it seems to be a younger raccoon that hurried over to the other one.
The raccoon, named RJ, looked at the other raccoon.
RJ: "No chance I can get in here... unless..."
RJ quickly went into his golf bag.
There he pulled out a green T-rex snapper and bring it inside to get the chips. He struggled to get them as he tried and tried. Unfortunately, it broke. He brought it out and was upset.
?: "Maybe we should try another idea."
RJ: "You got any bright ideas Ralph?"
He was very annoyed by his brother's teasing.
The younger raccoon think for a moment before going into the bag and pulling out a boomerang.
Ralph: "This?"
RJ smirked and grabbed the boomerang. He quickly threw it as it came back and hit the vending machine. Nothing worked.
RJ: "What the...?"
He was shocked that it didn't work.
Ralph: "Dude calm down. We just need to-"
He was cut off from watching his older brother kicking the vending machine pressing buttons, and even sticking his head in there.
Ralph shook his head as he sighed. He was about to say something, until he saw RJ picked up a golf club. He tried to stop him from doing anything dumb, but it was too late as RJ hits the vending machine. Causing the light to be turned off.
Ralph: "Oh great look what you did now RJ. Now how are supposed to get food now."
RJ was about to speak, until he sees a strange reflection on the glass. There he turned and sees a cave up on the mountain.
RJ: *muttered* "Vincent."
Ralph was confused until he realizes what RJ is planning.
Ralph: "No. No we are NOT sneaking into Vincent's cave. That's asking for a death wish."
RJ: "Fine. I guess we can just leave and find somewhere else to find food. Most likely starve to death."
Ralph hears him trying to guilt trip as his stomach is growling.
RJ: *sighs* "...Fine. But only a couple of food."
They headed close by and RJ pulled out a fishing hook. He reeled the hook high up and it managed to hang on a rock. Ralph hangs onto RJ as they were being pulled up.
Finally, they made it to the cave. As they rested against a yellow warning sign, they were spooked until on the warning sign was a picture of a bear. They peaked in the cave and saw a couple of snacks lying on the ground.
They went and collected some. As they were about to leave, they saw a huge stash of food. It had everything they can ask for. Then they notice a bear that was asleep on the ground. The bear was named, Vincent.
RJ: *whispers* "We have to get there."
Ralph was shocked by his idea and shook his head no very fast.
Ralph: *whispers* "Are you crazy?! Let's just get the ones close by the way out and get out of here."
RJ: "Come on. You know Vincent always has the good stuff. We'll only take what we need."
Ralph sighed as he knows this is a bad idea.
RJ: "You better do so then."
He then grabs a paddle ball and uses it to swing over Vincent with RJ.
They landed on some used and empty pie containers. But then they get off of them fast.
They are now at the stash as they were amazed by it. Even Ralph has to admit that it is an amazing sight.
But, he shook his head to remember that they have to steal what they need.
Ralph: "Alright. Now remember. We take what we need. Not what we want. What we NEED. Got it."
RJ: "Don't worry little brother. I promise."
After a while, RJ had everything on the red wagon and tied together.
Ralph: *facepalmed* "I said only what we need."
RJ: "And this is everything that we need."
Ralph: *mutters* "Vincent is gonna kill us."
RJ throwed a life raft package under the wagon and pressed a button. The life raft popped out of the package and causes the wagon to flew over Vincent and almost out of the cave. They were close to making it out.
Ralph: "Alright. Now can we go RJ. RJ?"
He found him getting so close to Vincent as he switched a normal coffee cup with a can of spuddies. RJ looks at the can and Ralph figured what he was gonna do.
Ralph: "Dude, let's get out of here. You can eat that later."
The younger brother said quietly as he hurried to RJ.
RJ ignored him and opened the can. Unfortunately, it causes Vincent to wake up.
They see him woke up as RJ quickly hide the spuddies behind him.
Vincent: "RJ? Ralph?"
RJ: "Uh no?"
Vincent: "The moon's not full. You both wake me up a week early?"
He was confused until he saw the cup in his paw and notice his food stash tied together and almost out of the cave.
With this, he quickly put everything together and slowly gets up.
Vincent: "Oh no... Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually try and steal my stuff. Looks like I'm gonna have to kill you."
Ralph: *whispers* "Oh great, look what you've done now."
RJ: "Please we're just a couple of desperate guys trying to feed their family!"
Vincent: "You don't have a family."
RJ: "Technically a family of two."
That seems to make him growl in anger as RJ kept trying to stall and save them.
RJ: "OK, wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, it's still in the cave. So, technically, not stolen."
Suddenly, he accidentally pushed the wagon off the mountain.
They see it kept going down. They prayed that it didn't go too far until it slowly stopped on the road.
RJ said, "Phew. That was close."
Sadly, a truck came by and ran it over. This causes RJ and Ralph to rushed down the mountain to escape Vincent. Sadly, they couldn't escape him as he grabbed them. As he was about to eat RJ, Ralph didn't know what to say until he quickly try to stall.
Ralph: "W-Wait uh... we'll get it all back!"
The bear stops himself before looking at them both.
RJ: "I-If you eat us, you'd have to do it. But we can get it. All of it!"
Vincent: "My red wagon?"
Ralph: "R-Redder!"
Vincent: "The blue cooler?"
RJ: "Blue cooler. On my list! Gotta be blue?"
Vincent: "Yes! And I want my Spuddies. I love those things. Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough."
RJ: "So true. Painfully true. And I'll tell you what. I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family-fun size."
Vincent: "They have that?"
RJ answered, "I'm pretty sure."
Vincent thinks about this for a second before continuing.
Vincent: "Alright. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up. And all my stuff had better be right back where it was."
Ralph: *thinks* 'One week? Ain't no way we can get that much...'
RJ: "But that's just one week! That's impossible for just two guys-"
Vincent squeezed his head slightly and RJ groans in pain.
Ralph: "Don't worry! A week is generous! A week's perfect!"
RJ: "W-we'll even get helpers!"
Vincent: "Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away. Because if you do, I will hunt both of you down and kill you."
He put them down and walked off leaving them.
RJ: OK! OK, buddy! You just rest easy, all right, 'cause we are on it. Hey, in a week from now, we're gonna be laughing about this thing."
Ralph then suddenly punched his arm.
RJ looks and quickly rubs it.
Ralph: "Nice job getting us screwed. Now what are we gonna do?"
RJ: "I don't know but trust me, we'll get through this... probably?"
Ralph sighed as him and RJ headed to find some sort of food or anything to help get them free from the bear.
They travelled for so long until they seen a billboard that talks about a suburban neighborhood. This could help them out. then they rushed over. While pushing on through, they look and see a lot of the suburban neighborhood. This makes them relieved as maybe this could work. Then they headed further in. Hopefully, they can be able to get the food that they need.
