Here's a bit of nonsense I've considered for a while. This is all in fun and NOT to be taken seriously! Let's see WHO has a sense of humor. Any flames will be used to roast marshmallows!
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Aboard Frieza's flagship:
Frieza sat in his hover-chair trying to think of a way
to entertain himself on this very dull, uneventful day.
He rolled his shoulders and stretched out his neck
then his red eyes settled on a tiny dust speck.
"I must demand that the cleaning staff use far more care
this miniscule piece of filth on MY floor shouldn't be there!"
The Ice-jin struck out his left foot to make the speck fly
when he heard a teensy mournful cry.
"OH STOP! PLEASE DON'T!"
A very annoyed Frieza snapped, "And who are you to decide if I will or I won't?"
"We're dreadfully sorry to have incurred your ire
but if you strike with those claws we shall all expire!"
The ice-tyrant hissed "You expect me to believe there are sentient beings on a mere speck of dust?"
"BUT YOU MUST!"
Frieza narrowed his eyes and said with a snort
"I shall do nothing of the sort!"
Zarbon peered into the throne- room from the hall.
Frieza was having a lively conversation with no one at all!
Even Dodoria who was quite dense
said, "Frieza's talking to nobody, it's not making sense!"
The emerald-haired changeling thought it might be it a bit bold
but this situation should be reported to...King Cold!
...
King Cold shook his head, "I don't understand. Frieza's always been so bright and quick-witted."
Cooler snickered and replied, "I've ALWAYS thought Frieza should be committed!"
"Don't say such things about your brother, not even in jest!"
"WHO said I was joking? Frieza is quite the pest!"
The ice-monarch sighed, "I'll check up on Frieza, I'm certain he'll be fine."
Cooler chuckled, "I'M certain Frieza's lost his mind!"
...
Zarbon was summoned to the throne-room and once he was there
he observed Frieza conversing with nothing but air!
"Ah, Zarbon. I found this speck on the floor
and it's filled with amusing life-forms and so much more!"
"But Lord Frieza, how can that be?
A speck of dust is all I can see."
Frieza scowled, "Don't you dare give me lip!
I will personally toss you out of this ship!"
The teal-skinned being realized he should proceed with care
the mighty Frieza was no longer all there!
"Now go find something constructive to do!
I have things to discuss with the WHO."
"The WHO?" Zarbon silently repeated.
He gave a salute and quickly retreated.
...
King Cold groaned in despair, "For Kami's sake, Frieza insists...
that a world on a dust speck actually exists!"
Cooler grinned and said, "Father, if you asked..
I could destroy that speck with one quick blast."
The king sighed, "I suppose that is what should be done.
Destroy the speck swiftly but not a scale on Frieza shall be harmed. Not a single one!"
Cooler fumed, "Of course, Father. You would spoil my fun!"
...
Frieza was aghast
his amusing little speck was a thing of the past.
Of course it was obliterated by no other
than his good for nothing elder brother.
...
King Cold rolled his eyes as Frieza began to rant and rave.
Would his youngest progeny EVER behave?
But then...
that meant things were back to normal again.
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