"Hello readers welcome to Sparta the biggest and grittiest place to fight!" Chibi Gouda Yuma roared "This year's Christmas special is held by us but don't think for one minute that this Christmas will be some sort of spirit or gifts walk but a struggle on whose the biggest giftie among us! Winners are eligible for MVP and would receive a bonus to their checks along with a gift of their desire within our limits!"
-Ayaka Uehara vs Soryuin Akemi
"This first match will be a regular rules match per tradition only ways to win is either by pinfall or submission!"
-Sara Crispino vs Mila Babicheva
"This match will have our two best skaters face each other's in a thin ice match, meaning these ladies are fighting on a very thin ice plate whoever falls into the water below first loses and there are no openings meaning they have to make them themselves!"
-Ouedan Cheerleaders (Sayaka Amemiya, Anna Lindhurst and Aoi Kanda) vs The Nasty gals (Backstop Betty, Ballbuster Vale and Brawlin Bettie)
"This Six woman match will test out another important relation compared to family being that of friendship and bounds to teammates to put in their trust in for this elimination type match yes this will be a tag elimination match rather than some extreme fight instead of just tags each combatant from one team will only face one combatant from the other which will be decided before the match begins with a coin toss, no tags are allowed to be made until one fight is over as such victory is decided by those with most wins if one team gains two wins in a row then the match is over!"
-Gene Strydom vs Roonie Cooper
"This fight between our muscle beach babe and American footballer will be a strap match whoever rings all four bells wins but as we put the emphasis on blood and sports in Sparta unlike most specials that featured this match if one gets their rings interrupted they have to do it all over again!"
-Gouda Yuma open challenge gauntlet fight
"I myself will compete in this event by having a gauntlet match against ten foes I issued a challenge to many of my contacts and beyond, to handicap myself I told my staff to pick the best that applied and not to inform me of my opponents yes I'm brave and confident of my abilities that I'm going blind to this fight whoever beats me gets to be eligible for MVP if I win I get eligible for MVP! No one in this special already is allowed to fight me as they need to focus on their matches I need to inform you that we'll have a commercial break after this match."
-Yakushi Kure vs Satomi Tachibana
"After the commercial we'll have these two women fight against one another in an endurance match of sauna, escape isn't an option only way to win is to be the last one standing!"
-Riko Izumi vs Nagisa Aragaki
"This match between these two opposing forces will be a miracle on 34th street fight pinfalls and submissions are key."
-Hilda Daeva vs Elena Fujisawa
"This match between the Temperance and former basketballer will be a popular match type in underground theatre it's called the spotlight match in which the two fighters will be surrounded a spotlight that will shrink overtime whoever falls out of the range of the spotlight first loses!"
-Ayano Hanesaki vs Sarah Al-Saleh
"This revenge match requested by Ms. Al-Saleh due to Hanesaki walking out on their match in the last special will be under MMA rules of combat only ways to win is either by submission or knock out!"
-Hibiki Sakura and Ohma Tokita vs Gina Boyd and Baki Hanma
"The main event of the special will have my succesor Hibiki Sakura temaing up with Ohma Tokita the main character of Kengan Ashura against her rival Gina Boyd teaming up with Baki Hanma main character of Baki the grappler, these two men fought once before in a special crossover but it ended abrudtly without a victor declared to remedy that they'll have a rematch along with our two girls as mixed tag rules go only fair sex against fair sex and rough sex against rough sex!"
"You better look forwards to this maggots as Sparta only delivers the best! Thank you for reading and have a nice day!"