12/10/24
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Ladybug was testing her kitty to chase the laser red dot to keep him from being bored all day. It made her laugh a bit at how adorable he is with cat tendencies.
"Meow!" Cat Noir leaped after it, "Awwww… I want it!" He whined.
"Sneak up on it" Ladybug holds it steady.
Cat Noir crawled on all four and leaped at it but he missed it and he tried to pounce on it repeatedly, "Why isn't it real?!" He asked desperately.
"I wish it was, Kitty" Ladybug giggled.
"I have so much emotional need," Cat Noir said.
"And what emotional need is that?" Ladybug moves it on his stomach area.
"AH! It's on me!" He claps his stomach.
Ladybug just laughs a little, "You're so cute when you freak out"
"Get it off! Get it off!" Cat Noir shrieked.
Ladybug turns off the laser pointer, "Okay Kitty"
"That was mean" Cat Noir pretends to lick his paw hand.
"Come on, it was fun," Ladybug said.
"To torment my emotional need? Nuh-uh," Cat Noir pouted.
"No silly" Ladybug replied.
"I'm a very wild alley cat that does not like to be tamed or petted, milady" Cat Noir grabs his box of macaroons to eat.
"Except from me" Ladybug sat near him.
"Do you ever get tired of my cat puns, my bugaboo?" Cat Noir flirted and shared his treats with her.
"I missed them," Ladybug said.
"Africa gave me the ability to be like a leopard to hunt. The Safari was fun" Cat Noir half lied.
"That makes you the apex predator of Paris," Ladybug said.
"Question is, will my claws be as sharp?" Cat Noir asked.
"Well, if you keep filing them" Ladybug replied.
"I may not know girly makeup but I never paint my claws at the salon" Cat Noir smirked.
"Really Kitty?" Ladybug smiled smugly.
"Cats scratch things to groom their claws" Cat Noir purred.
"Of course" Ladybug scratches his chin.
"Puuuuuuurrrrrr" Her kitty purred so loud that his tail belt wrapped her ankle.
"Good kitty," Ladybug said.
"Meooowww, I have this emotional need" He nuzzled her neck.
"Kitty!" Ladybug laughed.
"I missed your cute giggles," Cat Noir said.
"Aww….who's my good kitty? Who's a good kitty?" Ladybug teased him.
"Meow, Milady's being affectionate" Cat Noir meowed.
"I love animals but I do love petting my kitty," Ladybug said.
"As long as there's no Copycat again to fool you as me" Cat Noir nuzzled her.
"Yes, there can be only one Cat Noir," Ladybug said.
"Have I ever lied to you, bugaboo?" Cat Noir said.
"Never, Kitty," Ladybug said.
"Do I still have to eat kibble cat food as punishment?" Cat Noir asked.
"No, of course not" Ladybug pets his ears.
"Like how many times was I a very bad kitty at kicking ass?" Cat Noir asked.
"You were a very bad kitty" Ladybug chuckled and tossed the black yarn ball for him to fetch it, "Go get it!"
"MEOW!" Cat Noir chased it.
Ladybug just laughed a little at the sight. She never thought that her kitty would be very distracted by something that triggers his inner feline instincts.
"He's too cute," Ladybug said.
"Wild cat, remember that!" Cat Noir couldn't get enough of playing the ball of yarn.
"Still the kitty I know" Ladybug teased.
Cat Noir laid on his back playing with the yarn, "Meow, meow, meow!"
"I wish I could record this," Ladybug said.
"Please don't! I'm too young to be embarrassed by the world!" Cat Noir threw the yarn ball away.
"Just kidding, kitty cat," Ladybug said.
"Phew, thank goodness" Cat Noir sighs in relief.
"Do you ever imagine if an Akuma somehow turned you into an actual black cat, you'd be begging me to pet you so much?" Ladybug smirked.
"Yes, I would," Cat Noir said.
"Just what I thought," Ladybug said.
"That is if you know how to take care of a cat" Cat Noir pounced on her to cuddle.
"Whoa! Easy Cat Noir!" Ladybug exclaimed when he was on top of her.
"I can't stand to be away from you, milady. Especially from my favorite princess that feeds this stray kitty" Cat Noir begged to be petted.
Ladybug smiled and petted him some more, "Jeez, did Africa really make you miss me so much? Not even the lion cousins gave you that attention like I do?"
"Yeah, I miss being the alpha but I'm the alpha in France," Cat Noir said.
"You mean the alpha of the street cats" Ladybug corrected him.
"Yes, that's right, Bugaboo" Cat Noir said.
"And second in command" Ladybug added before getting up, "Sometimes you hate having bad luck on your ass all the time"
"Indeed," Cat Noir said.
They see swarms of pigeons flying in the air and it was no ordinary nature for pigeons to do that. It was Mr. Pigeon again and it sure annoyed Ladybug and Cat Noir that Shadowmoth makes this way too predictable again.
"Not again!" Cat Noir groans in annoyance.
"Don't blame Mr. Ramier, kitty. Blame Shadowmoth for harassing him again" Ladybug said.
"This is like the 73rd time it happened," Cat Noir said.
"I hope you have allergy medications this time, kitty" Ladybug swung her yo-yo to swing.
"I do" Cat Noir took out a pill bottle.
"Good kitty" Ladybug smiled.
"I don't like birds but I got no guts to eat them like a cat" Cat Noir pole vaulter with her.
"Ok, it's catch time," Ladybug said.
"And scare that birdbrain with my claws," Cat Noir said.
"No predatory instincts!" Ladybug landed where the villain was holding the park keepers at the same place the first time.
"Got it!" Cat Noir landed with a pose.
"Ladybug! Cat Noir! Always on the bird hunting! My pigeons will be on top of the food chain than to be messed with by park keepers!" Mr. Pigeon blows his bird call to command the pigeons.
"Sorry, but cats are the apex predators here," Cat Noir said.
"And ladybugs don't make good snacks for birds. They are poisonous" Ladybug swung her yo-yo.
"Let's do it, Ladybug" Cat Noir took his staff out.
"You'll never beat my pigeons again! Roo! Roo!" Mr. Pigeon said.
Ladybug and Cat Noir charged at him. Even if this repetitive villain knows how to fight, the pigeon flock can do more pecking and attacking.
"Lucky charm!" Ladybug summons her charm, "Birdseeds?"
"Too easy to kick bird ass. Feeding time!" Cat Noir said.
"Food time!" Ladybug threw the seeds.
Cat Noir threw his staff to rip the bag apart for bird seeds to sprinkle around to attract the birds.
"What are you all doing?!" Mr. Pigeon exclaimed.
"You want us to treat pigeons right, that's what we are doing!" Ladybug said while the seeds were distracting the pigeons.
"MY CHILDREN!" Mr. Pigeon tried to make them obey.
"HEADS UP!" Cat Noir kicked him, "Your cue, Milady!" He signals Ladybug.
"Ha!" Ladybug smacked the bird caller with her yo-yo.
Cat Noir then takes the akumatized object and gives it to her.
"Time to de-evilize!" She caught the Akuma and purified it, "Bye bye little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!" She tossed her lucky charm to spread magic ladybugs to repair the damage.
"Pound it!" The heroes fistbump.
"We're still a purrfect duo, Milady" Cat Noir said.
"Indeed we are, Kitty" Ladybug smiled back at him.
"Say, wanna go for an ice cream once we recharged?" Cat Noir suggested.
"Sure" Ladybug nodded.
Once they fed their kwamis and retransformed, they each had an ice cream to spend some time as partners, continuing to protect their city. The jungle has taught Adrien to survive and be a stronger hero than he ever was before, ready to face new threats.