Songfic for Grandma got run over by a reindeer. If you haven't heard the song this chapter will make no sense so listen to it before you read this!
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(Chorus)
Hannah got run over by a reindeer
We're all just glad she didn't marry Booth
You can say she wasn't all that bad
But we all like Brennan and Booth together
She set out on a road trip
To chase her childhood dream
To find Santa and his reindeer
But they found her and it was quite a scene
When they found her the next morning
All decomposed and unidentifiable
Booth and Brennan were called to investigate
They found out that it was Hannah
…and they danced
Ohhhh
Hannah got run over by a reindeer
We're all just glad she didn't marry Booth
You can say she wasn't all that bad
But we all like Brennan and Booth together
When Cam performed the autopsy
And the results finally came back
They proved that Hannah Burley
Was an idiot and deserved to be attacked
Ohhh
Hannah got run over by a reindeer
We're all just glad she didn't marry Booth
You can say she wasn't all that bad
But we all like Brennan and Booth together
Now I'm having too much fun
Killing Hannah in this fic
And I hope you enjoy the next one
Because it also involves killing Daisy Wik!
The end
I looked up the lyrics to the actual song and I found this line and laughed so hard: They should never give a licenses to a man who drives a sled and plays with elves!