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Thanks to bones4lifee for helping me with this story. Not this chapter though, she's too lazy to walk down and give me the chapters she's written.
Forgot to put a J on the last one but that's written by me also.
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Zack escapes from a mental hospital
Zack-I'm feeling extra hungry today….
*goes to Jeffersonian*
Zack-Ooh, an Angela…..yum!
Angela- NO! Bad Zack! Don't eat me.
Zack- But…Zack hungry…*tearing up*
Angela-Have a Hannah Burley instead!
Zack-A….Hannah Burley? Zack no comprehend.
Angela-You can find them in the freezer section: a pre cooked Baked Burley! It comes in Cherry, Cinnamon, Traditional, and Boston Crème!
Zack- Zack hungry…grrr..hannah burley….grrrr…boston crème. Must find Hannah Burley….and boston crème!
Zack leaves Angela's office and finds Hodgins
Zack- yummm….a Hodgins!
KING OF THE LAB! Hodgins screeches then hits Zack over the head with a frozen turkey.
Zack-Ehh..no Hodgins for Zackie
Hodgins- Have a dose of a Baked Burley instead! Now with 80% less nutritional value than other leading brands!
Zack-Grr….BakedBurley…..nutritional value…..leading brands….other…
Zack leaves the lab and spots Dr. Brennan outside
Zack-Zack hungry…yumm! A Dr. Br-
Brennan-(interrupts) NO! BACK! I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY! Don't touch me!
Zack- *crying now* Zack just hungry! And his hands hurt..
Dr.B-Anthropologically speaking, your gait suggests that you are looking for a Baked Burley. They go great with Fiesta Rice.
Zack-That I am…yum.
Dr.B- There's a market right across the street that carries them.
Zack-…..in Boston Crème?
Dr.B-and all new Glazed!
Zack runs across the street, is hit by a car, his arm falls off but he doesn't care, he just keeps going.
Daisy-Welcome to the Burley Butchery! My name is Daisy Wik, how may I help you?
Zack eats Daisy because she's just so annoying
As a Daisy Wik is eaten, somewhere out there a Lance Sweets smiles.
Zack Spots the Baked Burleys and goes after them but then sees a real Hannah Burley and eats that instead
The end.
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