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*sad image of a starving Seeley Booth, dramatic sad piano music plays*
Every day…..
Four Seeley Booths die because of Hannah Burleys.
Others are lost, starved, broken, dumped, rejected, and left to die.
*piano music gets slightly happier*
But YOU can help.
*inspirational violins play*
YOU can help make a change.
Buy a Baked Burley and 10¢ of every purchase will go to killing off those evil pesky Hannah Burleys for good.
In fact, none(sounds like nine)out of ten doctors recommend Baked Burleys. Dr. Phil quotes: "Buy a Baked Burley, Kill a real one. For the Booths!"
Kill a Burley, save a Booth.
Sponsored by Fiesta Rice. OLAY!
a/n I know its short but money's tight! Ya cant have really long commercials right?