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A/N: I couldn't help but put Parker in this story, I love him and his little blonde curls!

Booth and Parker set up their air mattress on the ground by the other aquarium campers.

"Dad?" Parker asked nervously.

"Yeah bud?"

"I-I" He sighed. "I invited Hannah."

"WHAT?" Booth yelled

"Sorry dad, she came to my school an-"

"She came to your school?" Booth asked

"Yeah, the day Aunt Angela picked me up. Before Ang got there, I invited her. I hope you're not mad."

"What did Aunt Angela do?"

"She yelled and stuff."

"And stuff?"

"Hannah said some of those nasty words you told me never to say."

"What happened next?"

"I stomped on Hannah's shoe, Aunty Ange pushed her onto a bench."

"Way to go Ange!"

"There she is Dad." Hannah ran in her high heels over to Parker and gave him a hug.

"Parker I'm so sorry for the day at school." She put Parker down because he was struggling.

"Seeley, I didn't know you were coming."

"I am his father, and you are his….nothing."

Hannah rolled her eyes at his comment. Parker stood by his father. The first place they were going was the shark tank. The aquarium held a contest, the winner got to go up and see the top of the shark tank, where they fed the sharks from.

"And our winner is," The aquarium tour guide pulled a small purple ticket out of a bowl full of them. "Parker Booth and his family!" Parker's face lit up.

"Yes! DAD HANNAH we get to go up on the SHARK TANK!" This is the best day ever except I wish you," He pointed to Hannah "were Bones. She's smarter than you." Hannah, once again, rolled her eyes and walked away. Booth had an idea.

*later*

Booth watched intently at all the things the aquarium guide did to get to the shark tank. He memorized everything they did and all the codes.

"Whoa dad! This is awesome. Look at that one," then he lowered to a whisper "it looks like it would rip Hannah to shreds!" Booth laughed evilly.

Later, when everyone in their tour group was asleep on the floor, Booth woke Parker and Hannah.

"Hey, Hannah, there's part two to our tour! C'mon guys. Let's go!"

Booth led them the way he remembered. He got them up to the tank. They talked for a while and then the sharks began to come closer. Booth knew it was time.

"Alright. Parker, Hannah, time to stand up. Here's the surprise." He knew Hannah couldn't swim.

"Shark bait, hoo ha ha" Parker chanted.

"Wha-" Hannah started, but it was too late.

Booth got her close to the edge and, with all his might, pushed her in the water. Within seconds he saw all the blood float to the top.

"This is abnormal" Parker said as he laughed with pleasure.

Booth shot him a look.

Epilogue by J:

"…And in other news, some sharks at the D.C. Aquarium have been getting sick for no apparent reason. The vet was unable to find anything unusual about their diet, and water samples have been taken but show no traces of anything abnormal, although a small chunk of human bone was found among the rocks, but that's likely from a murder investigation from earlier this year when one of the fish burped up a human skull. Back to you, Joe."