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Bright lights and familiar faces. That is what Hannah Burley saw when she opened her eyes. Camille Saroyan. Temperance Brennan. Seeley Booth. Angela Montenegro. Jack Hodgins. Lancelot Sweets. Wendell Bray. They were all there.

"This is doctor Camille Saroyan conducting today's autopsy on Hannah M. Burley. Today's date is Sunday, May 29th, 2011. We will start the autopsy by making a 'Y' Shaped incision on the subject's chest." Cam paused the tape and chuckled and handed the knife to Booth.

"Whoa? Me? Really? Booth said. Booth took the knife in his hands and made a V shaped incision across her chest, and a line down to her stomach. She was awake during the procedure. Her mouth was duct taped shut so it could mask her screams. Angela snapped on some gloves along with Brennan. Together, they took out her heart and lungs.

"Oh my god! Yucky!" Angela shrieked. She felt Hannah's black hole in her hands. "It's a black hole! I always knew she was heartless."

"It feels like a….ohmygod!" Angela said.

"Can I…." Sweets said cautiously.

"Of course." Angela handed him the black hole. "But be careful-"

But it was already too late.

"AHHHhhhhhh….." Sweet's voice trailed off as he was sucked into the black hole, forever lost.

Angela put the heart in the bowl along with the lungs. By now, Hannah was unconscious.

"Here you go, doctor Hodgins.: Cam handed Hodgins the scalpel. He made an incision from one ear to the other and then an arc connecting the two. He then took a large electric saw and sawed the bone beneath the flesh corresponding to the incision he had made.

"Here Mr. Bray, take off that part of the skull. I'll make an incision to examine the stomach contents."

Wendell took off the fraction of the skull that Hodgins had cut.

"Where's the brain?" Booth asked. Wendell stuck his hand inside of her head and felt around. Finally he pulled out a pinkish colored matter the size of a baseball.

"That's it?" Brennan and Angela asked at the same time as they chuckled.

"She's blonde." Said Booth. Everyone who actually go the joke laughed and the rest just stared wondering what that had meant.

Cam emptied the stomach contents into a bowl. "Alright, we have some fiesta rice-"

"OHMYGOD those go great with a Bake Burley!" Brennan interrupted.

"oh the irony…." Angela chuckled to herself.

"Thank you, Doctor Brennan. Aright, we have fiesta rice, puppies, and rocky road ice cream." Cam finished.

"Hannah eats puppies?" Booth asked in disgust.

"Never mind that! Where did she get the Rocky Road! Everywhere I go it's always gone!" Angela raged.

"That's nasty" Wendell commented, ignoring Angela's comment.

"That's cruel" Brennan said, also ignoring Angela.

"Unreal" Booth stated in awe, but he was talking about the ice cream.

"This is abnormal" Came Sweet's voice from a faraway place.

A: A/N I tried not to be too disgusting, there is so much more I wanted to say…but this is rated T. OOC everyone because we all know they would never do this.

J: ….maybe.