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A/N-check out John Francis Daley (Sweets) on Freaks and Geeks when he was like 14. Nickelodeon has it now, I never could find it before…it also has young Rashida Jones and James Franco! LOL

All in the voice of the ringmaster, unless otherwise mentioned.

"Alrighty folks! Give it up for Will Ferret the elf doing back flips on an elephant!" The ringmaster cheered. "Up next, we have Buck the knife thrower and his lovely assistant Wanda! Oh, what's that?...yes…oh, right, the microphone's still on."

"Okay folks, looks like Wanda wasn't able to make it today."

Collective aww

"But he has a temporary replacement tonight…Hannah? Is that how you say it? Just Hannah? That's lame. Oh, right, microphone still on."

"Give it up for Hannah…."

Collective Boo

"Here they are! Now first, Buck will attempt to pop the balloons on the board behind her, only by throwing the knives from 20 feet away!"

"Here's the wind up…perfect throw and…."

POP

"He got one! Right above the head! That was straight on! But he doesn't look too happy about it…"

Collective Boo

"Alrighty, next one, he rears back, and the pitch!"

*stabbing sound, accompanied by a crunch*

"AAnd a perfect hit!"

Collective cheer

"Did I hear that hit bone?"

Wanda- "Yes, actually it appears to have struck between the medial epicondyle and the capitulum, so approximately on the trochlea."

Collective confusion

"SO it hit her elbow? Yes, thank you, we can all see that."

"Okay going for the next one"

*stabbing sound*

Wanda-"Ooh, right in the acromoin!"

"Yes…her shoulder…thank you."

Buck-"Wanda, what are you doing here I thought you 'couldn't make it' *whispers* it was part of our plan, remember?"

Wanda-*stuffing her face with popcorn* "Sorry, I just couldn't miss this!"

"Heeeres the next throw…"

Lights flash and the Hannah Burley sparks, twitches, and flails about the board she was strapped to.

"EVERYONE DUCK AND COVVER! SHES GONNA BLOW!"

BOOMMM!

"…It appears that Buck has hit Hannah straight in the stomach, causing her to malfunction and short-circuit. She has exploded."

Collective loudest cheer of..ever

The midget crew, part of the circus, comes skipping out, singing "Stab, bzzt, the witch is dead. The witch is dead!"

"Stab bzzt?" Buck asks.
"Ding-Dong" A midget squeals, squeezing Buck's nose.
"Ding-Dong is so last century." Another informs him.

"Ding-Dong the wicked witch is deaddd!" the crowd cheers happily.

A/N Yeah don't we wish?