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Bullet in the b*tch
Booth felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.
"Booth"
"Mr. Booth? This is Doctor James Howard. I'm here with…Hannah Burley. She has been shot and is badly hurt and is probably going to die"
"YESSSSSS! I mean *cough* I will be right there" With that he hung up the phone and ran over to pick up Brennan to go celebrate... I mean mourn at the hospital.
"Booth, what are you doing here? Where are you taking me?" She asked as he dragged her to the car.
"Hannahs been shot"
A look of happiness crossed Brennan's face.
"We have to keep it professional."
"SAYS WHO?" Booth yelled
Booth flipped on the lights and sirens and rushed over to the hospital. He ran as fast as he could up to the 5th floor and into Hannah's room.
"Hey…baby?" Booth said
"Hi Booth, what's she doing here" she gasped, obviously out of breath.
"She came to say hi"
"Or goodbye" Brennan whispered into Booth's ear. He giggled at her comment. Hannah shook of her frustration and closed her eyes. Brennan walked to the other side of the room to where the X- rays were hanging on the light on the wall.
"Booth, come here please"
"What is it Bones?"
"See here?" she pointed to a bone on the X-ray
"Yeah"
"This fragment of bone chipped off from the tibia and is here" she moved her finger up the X-ray to where the artery was. "When she walks the fragment of bone will puncture the artery and she will bleed out internally"
"REALLY?"
"Yes Booth, really, I do not joke around"
"Gee, well don't tell Hannah that, it will ruin all the fun"
"Fun? Oh yes. Wee?"
"She will DIE"
*DUN DUN DUN*
"Sorry, my cell phones ringing" Brennan said "Its Angela"
"Brennan, mhmm, no, yes, yes, I will be there shortly. Thanks Angela"
"That was Angela"
"What did she want?"
"She invited us to play mini golf"
"MINI GOLF?"
"Yeah! Let's go!"
"Bye bitch"
*NEXT WEEK*
"I have the obituary"
"Why would you have that?" Booth asked
"Hannah is in it"
"Really?"
"Yes Booth, really."
"How did she die?"
"Internal bleeding" Brennan laughed.
"HAHA!"
"I don't get it"
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