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"Booth." Booth answered his phone.
"Hey Seeley, it's Hannah. I just wanted to let you know that I'm having a birthday party on Saturday, are you coming?"
"Uh, a birthday party? Aren't you a little old for that?"
"Are you calling me old?"
"What? No…"
"Say yes." Brennan told Booth from next to him. "Say yes to the invitation."
"What? Why?"
"Because. Just do it. Trust me." Brennan said.
"Hannah?" Booth asked.
"Yes?"
"I'll be there."
"YAAAAAAA-"
Booth hung up. "Okay, now what?"
Brennan whispered her plan in his ear. Booth smiled.
~Saturday~
"Happy birthday to Hannah…" Everyone sang. The only people who showed up were Booth and the people Hannah hired.
"Hannah. I have a surprise for you."
"YAAAAA-"
"Come on, this way." Booth cut her off.
"You have to put on this blindfold first."
"Okay!" Hannah sang, not at all suspicious.
Booth tied the knot tight then kept walking. He turned around and shot the clown Hannah had hired.
"What was that?"
"Uh, the Ice cream truck backfired."
"Oh, Okay!"
dumbass. Booth thought to himself, especially because they were in the middle of a freaking field and there was no ice cream truck.
"Here we are." Booth said.
"Can I take my blindfold off yet?"
"No."
"Oh. What is it?"
"It's a pool. We're gonna go skinnydipping."
"Yaaayyy!"
"Okay. We jump on three."
"It's kinda hot here." She noticed.
Booth looked over the edge of the bubbling volcano in front of him."Uhh, it's a Jacuzzi."
"Oh. Yay! Fun!"
"Okay, 1,2,3!"
Hannah jumped.
"Yaaaaaaaa-" SPLASH (Though it was really more of a SIZZLE)