J- A has quit. SO just assume they're all written by J now, who is the official author, DARWIN51, who is me. So.

"Dad, dad, look!" Parker cried as they walked through the park. He pointed at an ice cream stand.

"Sorry bud, I don't have any money." Booth replied. It was a lie, but he just didn't want to buy parker an ice cream.

"Parker, I've been meaning to tell you this…" Booth started

Parker looked up at his dad with tears in his eyes and his lip quivering. "I'm a wizard?"

"No. Wait, what? You've been watching too much TV. What I meant to say was that if you ever see Hannah again, I want you to run, okay? She's evil" Booth said

"Oh, I know that, dad. That's why I have this!" Parker pulled a double-barrel shotgun out of his pants.

"Hey, where'd you-"

Then he pulled out a missile launcher.

"Okay, how did you fit-"

Then he pulled out a tank-

"Okay stop!"

"What?"

"Put those away. Quick, before someone sees you."

Parker shoved the shotgun and the missile launcher and the tank back in his pocket.

"Never use those, okay, they're bad!" Booth leaned in closer and whispered "Unless you have to…"

They continued walking, until Parker spotted a balloon stand. "Dad, dad, can I, please?"

"NO"

"I know you have money."

"No I don't!"

"That's okay, it's free balloon day!" The vender chimed in.

"Parker! Get down!" Booth pushed him behind a tree. They leaned out to see what Booth was looking at. "Hannah.." Parker whispered

"Parker, get your gun and tank and-"

"Shut it, pops." Parker narrowed his eyes. " I have an idea"

Parker walked out and got some balloons from the vender. Then he walked over to Hannah, holding the balloons behind his back, as if she couldn't see them. Actually, being as stupid as she is, she really couldn't.

"Hey Parker! Gootchie gootchie goo!" She pinched his cheeks.

Parker threw a pile of leaves in the air, and Hannah watched them all fall to the ground in amazement. While she was distracted, he tied 6 balloons to each of her arms, then stepped back and waited for her to float away.

But humans don't float so she stayed on the ground and got hit by a truck.

The end.