Inspired by Kianna, she said Hannah gets eaten by an oversized Jamaican carnival banana. 80% of this story really happened. The only difference is that it's from Angela and Parker's perspective, and no one actually got eaten.

Angela and Parker walked through the gates of Sunny Hills International Tents (S.H.I.T), a traveling fair/circus. They had the day together since Brennan and Booth were on vacation.

"Alright Parker, what do you want to do first?"

"The rollercoaster then the ferris wheel then the midway-"

"Okay okay, calm down, squirt. Let's do the roller coaster first."

They headed for the roller coaster, but as they approached, they heard this horrible screaming sound coming from the coaster. Angela brushed it off, figuring it must be a little kid, and they got in line. They were only in line for a minute, though, before an announcement was made that someone had fallen out of the rollercoaster because he had no legs.

"Look, right there, it says. 'must have at least two working legs and one working arm to ride coaster'" Parker said.

At least? Angela wondered. "Umm… right." She replied. "There's still the ferris wheel and the midway, let's go."

The two got on the ferris wheel without any trouble. Some annoying kids in the thingy above them were spazzing out and throwing parachute men at the people below. When Angela and Parker were on their way down, Angela swore she saw a familiar blond head. "Parker! Look!"

"What? I don't see anything."

"Look, there's-" But she didn't finish because one of the parachute men landed on her head and she completely forgot what she was saying.

"I…I forgot." She said.

When they got off, the kids who were throwing parachute men were promptly arrested, and Angela and Parker headed toward the midway.

When they got there, Angela saw the same blond head at one of the games. She dragged Parker over to see.

"Look, lady. It's simple. Just throw the rings, if it lands on a bottle, you win. Got it?" The grumpy man with a New York accent growled at Hannah.

"Right, so if it bounces off a bottle, or touches a bottle, I win!" She exclaimed.

"No! If it lands around the neck of a bottle, then you win."

"Oh, right." Hannah threw all of the rings, and they all landed in the booth next door.

"I win! I win!" She cried, jumping up and down.

The man literally growled this time "Get out before I call security!"

"Hannah? Why are you here?" Angela, instead of ignoring Hannah like Booth, preferred to confront her, especially since she was at a kids carnival, without any kids.

"yes, I have bouncy balls to share!" Hanna exclaimed, taking feathers out of her pocket and throwing them in the air. "Here, have some!" She stuffed some feathers in Angela's mouth.

Angela spit the feathers in Hannah's face, where they stuck.

Parker leaned toward Angela and whispered "Dad told me her mental health was slowly deteriorating."

"Ahh. I see." Angela said.

"Well of course, Hannah, you can go share your bouncy balls with those nice people over there." Angela pointed at a group of people who were standing at another ring toss booth, where an Israeli teen was throwing rings and getting them on every time.

Hannah trotted over just as the man at the booth was handing the kid a giant Jamaican banana, which he promptly gave to the girl next to him in an attempt to flirt.

Hannah, with feathers stuck to her face, began pelting the two people with feathers, screaming "SUCK MY BOUNCY BALLS MORGAN FREEMAN! AND WATCH OUT FOR THE MOON LANDING, YOUR CATFISH WON'T SEE THAT COMING!" The banana, who was twice the size of Hannah, opened its mouth wide and in one big bite, ate Hannah whole.

Parker and Angela happily skipped away. Parker started singing "Hannah banana fofanna-"

"Stop." Angela said.

Ahh that's the end, keep throwing me ideas!