Inspired by Amaira Spark's suggestion
"Dad, you can't DO that!" Parker whined
"Yes, I can. It is a perfectly reasonable punishment."
"This is horrible parenting" Parker muttered.
Parker had gotten in a fight at his school, and to teach him a lesson about what happens when he misbehaves, Booth arranged to have Hannah babysit him for an hour.
Booth drove Parker over to Hannah's house, then left immediately.
"help us, help us!" The walls and the lamps and everything in Hannah's house whispered as he walked down the hall to the living room.
He pushed the door open with a creeeak, to find Hannah cross-legged on the floor, staring up at the TV with a derp face on, watching Snow White.
"H-Hannah?" Parker asked, scared to be there.
"Have a seat, child."
The two of them finished watching Snow White, and while they were watching, Parker got an idea.
When it was over, Hannah cried like a baby.
"Hannah, did you know that you can sing just like Snow White, and all the adorable woodland creatures will come running to hear you, just like Snow White?"
"R-Really?"
"Pshh oh yeah, totally" Parker replied.
"Like, OMG! Lets' try it!" Hannah ran out into the woods behind her house, Parker following close behind with a video camera.
Hannah found a clearing and began to sing in a terrible voice:
"Sommeeewheerrreee oover the rainbow! Way u-"
All the woodland creatures gathered around. Chipmunks, deer, baby deer, grandpa deer, third cousin twice removed deer, porcupines and bears came from all sides of the clearing. All at once, they jumped out from the side of the clearing and ate her to bits. The porcupine stabbed, the deer kicked, the third cousin twice removed deer complained about its relationship problems, and the bears ripped her flesh.
Parker giggled as he got it all in tape.
It was an instant youtube hit.
