Anything recognizable I do not own.
J
Cam walked in with a large bag and threw it on the table. With force. "These remains were found in a tanning bed. If you can solve this case today, I will take you all to Chuck-E-Cheeses tonight."
Everybody sprouted jetpacks and flew over out of pure excitement for Chuck-E-Cheeses.
Angela held a sketchbook, but once she saw the skull, she immediately declared "This person was ugly." And walked away.
Brennan scanned the body with a magnifying glass. Everyone awaited the results.
"Paper" she commanded.
Sweets handed her a pad of paper.
"Pen"
Sweets handed her a pen.
"Ruler"
Sweets handed her a ruler.
"Screwdriver"
Sweets frowned in confusion and handed her a screwdriver.
She ate it.
"Sombrero" she commanded.
Sweets handed her a sombrero and she placed it upon her head.
"Put on a grass skirt and dance the hula."
"What."
"Just do it, it helps me focus."
"No!"
"Do what the woman says, Lance." said Batman. From working with all these mentally ill and insane people, Sweets had developed a mental illness too. He had a constant commentary from Batman in his head.
"Fine." He muttered, dancing the hula in a grass skirt and coconut bra, rolling his eyes.
"Thank you." Brennan said and began to write complicated calculations on the paper, making measurements. 6 hours later she finally stood up and declared loudly: "I have reached a conclusion." waking everyone up. They all gathered around.
"And..?" Cam asked.
"This person was a bitch."
"…..Oh. In that case," Cam scooped the remains into the trash can. "Chuck-E-Cheeses, on me!"
Everybody eagerly gathered and walked towards the door.
"I hope it was Hannah." Hodgins said.
"Yeah"
"yeah"
"Mazel Tov"
Everyone agreed.
"I wish it was me.." Depressing Fisher whined as he slit his wrists and dip-dyed his hair, with the full intention of attempting to drown himself in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheeses.
THE END
(it was hannah)