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"C'mon, C'mon pleeeeease?" Parker begged, tugging Booth in the direction of the SUPERMAN, the biggest roller coaster in the park.

"No way, bud. I heard someone fell out of it and died!"

"But Daaadd that's only because he didn't have any legs! Besides, it's only broken down 7 times in the past week! That's a record low!"

"I'll go with him!" Hannah said, appearing out of literally freaking nowhere.

"HANNAH! Jeez! Quit stalking us!" Booth jumped in surprise.

"C'mon Parker, let's go. Bonding time! Yaay!" Hannah dragged Parker away "Dad Noooo!"

"Hey kid. You're not tall enough." One of the workers said.

"Yesss." Parker breathed.

"Eh, at least he has legs. We'll let him on." The man pushed them through.

After standing in line for 5 hours, they were put in the coaster to go. "Hey, Parker, are you nervous?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"You're ugly."

"Hey!"

"And stupid."

FWOOSHH

The ride started up the hill. Hannah and Parker sat second to the front. Suddenly, the ride got stuck. A worker climbed the stairs and did a thing and the car started working again. This happened 3 more times on the way up. Finally, they rushed down the drop, and 3 people in the back fell out.

"Wohooo!" Parker screamed. Suddenly the car in front of them burst into flames. The people in the car burned up and exploded into bits. The whole cart in front of them came unhinged, flew off a curve, and hit the bystanders below.

"Yaay! We're in front!" Parker exclaimed while Hannah screamed in terror "Does this normally happen?!" "Just loosen up! And yeah…yeah this does normally happen."

Hannah put her arms up in the air, and her arm got cut off by a bar on the coaster. "Holy shit that was awesome!" Parker screamed. Someone in the back of the coaster caught the arm and screamed "JACKPOT!"

"NOO! That was my perfume testing arm!" Hannah cried. Parker just howled with laughter.

Finally the car came to a stop. "Thank you for riding the Superman, please wait for the ride to come to a complete stop before exiting. Do not leave any body parts on the coaster, and visit our gift shop!"

Hannah and Parker stumbled out and the next people got in. Hannah looked back and saw a man patting his son's shoulder saying "This, son, is where you earn your balls." Hannah suddenly became worried that she might've grown balls from being on the coaster.

At the gift shop, they were selling replacement limbs. Hannah contemplated buying an arm so she checked the price. "Sixteen dollars!? That's a rip off. I lost my arm for free!" Hannah paid and put on the arm. M Night Shyamalan was standing by the pictures of riders, buying them for his new movie "Outcasts Of Hell"

Hannah dragged Parker out of the shop and returned to Booth.

"How'd it g- …Hannah?"

"Yes Seeley?"

"Your arm is black."

"…oh. Well I suppose it is."

Booth facepalmed himself.

"Hey Hannah," Parker said "See that line over there? They're giving out FREE lip gloss." He pointed to the line for the Superman.

"FREEE?" Hannah screeched.

Parker rubbed his ear in pain. "Yes, absolutely free!"

Hannah sprinted back into line, waving her colorful arms around in the air.

Parker and Booth chuckled and headed off to get some Dip'n Dots and play mini golf. The highlight of their night was of course when Hannah's severed head flew from the roller coaster and landed on their mini-golf flag. They were awarded bonus points for it.

The end. Of this chapter. There will be more. You can't escape my twisted mind just yet. Please review. Thanks!