Chapter 3: Desert Landing
After DHORKS 1 passed by on Luticrus speed the members of the Owl bitches 5 saw it was safe to slow down "Alright take her out of warp speed Frizz" said Octavia seeing it was safe as the imp nodded "Doing it" he said pulling the switch as soon everything got back to normal as the ship was no longer in warp speed, Dorks is now gone "Well we did it Tia, we really did it" said Frizzaroli "If I leaned anything from a former boyfriend of mine before he hooked up with that cute bee in Gluttony never go Ludicrous speed those DHORKS members overshot us by a week and a half" said Loona with a barking laugh, by the time DHORKS turn around to go after the heros they will be long gone by now as the group laughs together.
"Alright everyone set a course for planet Aveyond" said Octavia "Alright seeing course to *Cue the windibego shaking* A-A-A-A…." Juttered Frizzaroli as the ship shook like crazy as it make it tricky for Frizzaroli to speak "Ahh what is going on!" Yelled Loona "Dont know why were losing power!" He yelled as he then noticed the gas tank pointing to E "AAHHHH were out of gas!" Yelled Frizzaroli "We must had burned it up in warp speed!" Said Octavia in shock "I knew we shouldn't have gone cheep and gotten more then 5 dollars worth in the tank!" Said Loona panicking. The winnebago is out of gas and they are all now gonna crash land soon! "Everyone calm down we'll have to set her down" said Octavia "Get read for a emergency landing, Frizz give us a reading" said Loona as in a quick change Frizzaroli dressed as a priest praying "Our father who art in heaven hallowed by thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done!" He said "Not that reading you crazy imp! Cut that out! *Grabs the mic* make sure you two keep your belts bucked up back there! Princess you ok?!" Asked Octavia as Emily and Collin shook a bit in the back room screaming a bit as they tried to keep from falling as Emily got mad.
"No you idiot brit! I mean who told you how to fly?" She demanded Octavia decided to ignore the insult for now as she steered the ship to a planet like desert called Seriti "Alrighy the Owl bitch 5 is about to make a crash landing brace yourself!" Said Octavia as she navigates the Winnebago onto the planet as the ship moved around "We got dunes! Left, right, pull up on that, pull up!" Yelled Frizzaroli in alarm and horror as the Owl bitch 5 dodges each dune barely, soon the Owl bitch hits the sand dune safe and sound though it was a rough landing but everyone is safe and sound…
But Emily had reached a point of anger as she untucked herself from the seat belt as she head to the driving area "Wait Emily where are you going?" Asked Collin "What do you think? I am gonna give that Owl bitch a piece of my mind!" She said angery at what she was dealing with so far as she walked forward "Wait we are gonna need them to get out of here!" Said Collin trying to calm her down as Octavia is the only hope they have now
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In the front seat as the heros for hire are unbuckling themselves Octavia fuming spoke up "Call me a idiot brit will she? Well I am heading back there and explain on how things are to her once and for all!" She said walking to the back
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"That Miss octavia has a good voice, maybe she can be beautiful" said Collin trying to calm Emily down
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"Tia hold on you dont know what she looks like" said Loona as she tried to keep the owl demon from doing anything hasty "Oh dont tell me what she looks like, I know what princess look like" she snapped at Loona in annoyance "If you seen one princess like her, you had seen them all!" She said as she walked to the back.
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"Cute Collin, but I know space bumes like that even with good voices like that" said Emily snapping at him "They are all alike: fat ugly…"
(Cue a back and forth)
Octavia: Buck toothed smelly rude pus filled knock kneed
Emily: Beer and chain smoking pigs
"Horse faced space dogs!" Yelled Octavia as she unbuckled and headed to the back to yell at Emily "Uh wait I thin you should *Cue the belt slapping her* geeee that is gonna leave a bit of a mark" she said as Emily got into the middle area of the Winnebago as Emily storms up furiously as she snapped "Now listen you…" she started but stopped as she confronted Octavia as she was about to speak to the angel but stopped as well.
Both were shocked to see one another. To the angel the pilot…well she was beautiful, in a gothic lady way, she had a beautiful smile and beautiful scarlet eyes and a beautiful princess like figure. For Octavia, Emily was beautiful in her white dress complimenting her tanned skin and beautiful blue eyes filled with a innocence that made her cute and her wings a pure white unlike her inky black, to the owl she is one of the most beautiful princesses she had ever seen in her life time…much cleaner and healthier then the others she had seen.
The two paused for a moment blushing a bit as Octavia shook her head as she got into focus "OK, you listen to me babe on this ship you're to refer to me as Idiot Octavia not you Captian…wait reverse that, darn script writer on purpose" (Cue a screen of a Hyena-wolf hybrid hell hound sticking her tough out) as Emily crossed her arms at that "And you will NOT call me 'babe' you will never adress me as 'babe'" said Emily recovering but was calm down but still upset "You will call me 'your royal highness!' She said as Octavia glared "You are a royal pain in the" she started with a angery face "Woah now easy girls" said Frizzaroli as he and Loona stepped in to stop the escalating fight "Now can me and my adoptive uncle make a suggestion? Any moment now DHORKS are making a y-turn and heading this way to kill us all" said Loona as Octavia took a calming breath "Loona is right, it won't take long for the forces of DHORKS to track us down and descent on this plane, come on we better go and Loona you better shave your fur" said Octavia the desert is not a vacation spot for hell hounds with thick fur "Ugg knew we should had got that climate patch from those geeks" said Loona as Emily spoke up "Wait…My things" said Emily frowning as Octavia was annoyed her patience was wearing thin with this beautiful but spoiled princess "Now listen you royal-" started Octavia "Tia" said Frizzaroli not wanting her to push it "Highness…Take ONLY I repeat ONLY what you need to survive Okay?" She asked Emily with a sigh as Emily huffed.
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Planet Seriti isnt much of a vacation spot except for lizard men and desert folk mostly because there was no casino, theam park or anything that is enterataining in this place…not even a monster or two to spar…only sand as far as the eye can see, even though there is a town, but due to the rush the heros were a bit a distance away.
Emily was upfront with an umbrella and backpack with Collin behind her, his wool shaved to handle the heat with a cart, with the heros for hire following the group dressed in more comfortable attire and Loona fur shaved for the heat with a lot of luggage to handle "Princess please slow down, sand is blowing everywhere I am getting sand in what little wool I have" said Collin "I hope you didnt forget anything, I ant going back to get it!" Said Frizzaroli "Ugg lets take a minute and a breather *Puts the trunk down* honestly what is in this thing anyway" said Octavia as she opened the lunge and was surprise to see it was a hair dryer…really? In the desert.
"What is this a hair dryer in the desert?" Said Loona as Octavia glared "Princess I told you to bring what you need to survive!"s said Octaiva annoyed "That is my highly powered hair dryer, and I cant live without it!" She said as Octavia had a tick mark she is royally pissed at Emily and her spoiled nature "Alright that is enough! The fairy tail is over welcome to the real world princess! Its a bitch and you have to tough it out, you want this hair dryer thing? You carry it!" She barked throwing the hair dryer into the sand much to Emilys annoyance and Collins concern "Pick that up right now!" She demanded as Octavia crossed her arms "Why dont you pick it up?" She asked "Frankly to be honest where can you even use it? I doubt you can use it" said Loona as that made Emily get so mad she got red on her cheeks.
"How dare you…you peasant and…mutt…No one talks to me that way you hear me? Nobody! NOBODY!" She screamed furiously her last Nobody echoing throughout the desert area "Woah" Loona and Frizzaroli were in amazed and amusement as Octavia got cheeky "Well well, what do we have here? Hay guys check her out those flashy eyes, those flushy cheeks and those trembling lips, Princess want to know something?" Asked Octavia "I am cute when I'm angry?" Asked Emily wondering if that's what the heroine was going for "No your as ugly as a angler fish loan shark" she said with a straight face as "Oh dear" said Collin worried as Loona and Frizzaroli looked at the sheep cherub confused "Okay that does it! You, your mutt and jester of a imp and everything else are…" started Emily but Frizzaroli got between them "Girls girls please hate to break the fight up, but its gonna get dark soon and I can tell that we better find and place to camp for the night" said Frizzaroli "Right come on princess we better get camp ready" said Collin as Emily lost steam and huffed as they left the unimportant luggage behind reluctantly for her.
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Back on the DHORKS ship Agent 1 glances at a video operator named Soundwave (Energon) who is scanning for any possible traces of Octavia, Emily or the owl bitch 5. As the agent spoke up "Did you find any trace of them Corporal Soundwave?" He asked "No man not really it stinks I can see nothing but black" he said "Nothing by black" said Adam in alarm and annoyance as he came over to see what the operator is looking on the TV as he got annoyed "Then turn the ruddy thing on! You can see better!" He yelled his voice normal as Soundwave yelped the TV was off the whole time! As he quickly turned it on showing the scanner fully "Alright now have you founded them?" Asked Adam "no not yet, there is still no trace of them on the scanners "Uggg fine keep looking for them" he said drinking some hot chocolate, after the Ludicrous speed incident Adam got his face and his helmet repaired as he had it on to enjoy his drink.
Agent 1 hummed thinking of a better way to find Octavia and her company better then got an idea you can see a lightbulb moment "Sir wait! I have an idea, Coperal Soundwave get the DVD case of "Viziverse Spaceballs" he said "Yes sir!" Said Soundwave as the deception DJ got up from his station and walked to a wall label "Video rental" as he pressed a wall opening it to reveal a shelve of DVDs as he looked through the selection that are labeled "Finished Lucky Hyna stories" or titles from other authors finished fan makes like Jusonic, Starynightsky, Jamesdean excedra excedra "Hay you sure you dont want to look at Cupcakes the original and one made by Jusonic? I love the part where…" started Soundwave "No no, I dont know why Luckyhyna got that DVD if it was a whim thing, throw it out its to invoking" said Adam as Soundwave put that DVD in the shredder and continued looking as the first man tapped Agent 1s shoulder "Agent 1 a word" he asked "Yes" he asked as Adam took off his helmet "How in the name of my father were we able to get a complete DVD of Viziversde Spaceballs the movie? We are making it now?" Asked Adam. "True but there is a new breakthrough in digital home-video marketing" he said "Really? Has there?" Asked Adam "Sure I mean how did movies played in theater quick get onto Apple TV to buy, the digital video disks or a instant fanmake *Smirks* that is how Apple TV gets there movies or TV series they are out in stores or on web sights before the stories are done!" Said Agent 1
Adam paused to think about what Agent 1 just said and scoffs it off, writer Luckyhyna may use fan makes from others to be a blueprint or a script when needed due to a lack of having the movie in real life or a episode in real life needing Netflix or HBO max or Crunchydoll, but at least it has her own twists and words to make it separated from others what Agent 1 is saying is impossible, it sounds like the phrase of Pirated videos from Icarrly when they did a stake out at a gas station store selling "Pirated videos" but it was bad Pirate movies…or worst Copyright infringement!
"Found it bosses!" Soundwave exclaims as he took out a DVD that was between a rented copy of Julya-64 story NAP Toongully the last rainforest and a rented DVD copy of SLPegastiers works Princess Kemono with a DVD that said "Viziverse Spaceballs" "here it is Viziverse Spaceballs" he said "Good now hook it up" said Agent 1 as the corporal got back to his station and put the DVD in starting it up…with a warning label "FBI warning"
"That's to early, fast forward the film!" Said Agent 1 "On it Fast forwarding sir!" Said sound wave as he pressed the fast forward as DHORKS member goes through most of the scenes of the film as well as the one on DHORKS 1, one highlight is the Ludicrous scene which ends with Adam being thrown at the panel at high speed hard as the real Adam moaned annoyed "Gahhhhh go pass this I do not want to be reminded of that!" He said in alarm and embarrassment "In fact put a magnet over it and delete that, seriously why is it that writers like Jusonic or now Lucky enjoy that scene" he said annoyed as Agent 1 snickered planning to watch it later in the future whenever he wanted a laugh "Alright try there stop!" Said Agent 1 as the Movie/fanfic came to a complete stop…but surprised Adam and Agent 1 as the DVD showed what was happening right now at the exact moment! Talk about seeing down a optical illusion in a photo!
Adam looked at the camera…then at the monitor as Agent 1 did the same thing as Adam did ti again as the first man waves a hand up and down as the image did the same thing "What is going on?! What am I looking at?" He demanded confused "When does this happen in the film?" He demanded "Um sir we are looking at what is going on none *Pointing to the camera* whatever is happening now is well happening now" said Agent 1 "Wait what? What happened to them?" He demanded "I guess we passed them" said Agent 1 "And when did we pass them?" Asked Adam
"Just now we are at the now point" said Agent 1 trying to make sense of what is going on
"Blast it all then go back to then" said Adam confusing Agent 1 "When?" He asked "Now" the first man said impatiently
"Now?" Agent 1 asked confused by the whole conversation that is turning into "No now!" Said Adam "I cant" said Agent 1 as Adams temper is rising "WHY NOT!" He demanded getting really confused his head may explode metaphorically "Easy we missed it" said Agent 1 to Adam clearly but the poor angel was more confused "When?" "Just now"
Adam was at the point getting more confused by the moment "When will then be now?" He demanded as by this time Soundwave having enough of the conversation by now rewinds the DVD and founded a point in the story where Octavia's group is walking through the desert as the two were arguing "Soon" said Agent 1 as Adam jumped back startled by the answer "And how soon?" He demanded "Sir" Soundwave announced to his bosses eagerly "WHAT?!" Adam demanded to the deception in confusion and alarm with shot nerves.
"We founded their location" said Soundwave "is that so where?" Asked Adam "Planet Seriti" said Soundwave around on his face under his mask "Good work set a course and get ready for our arrival" said Angent 1 with a smirk now DHORKS are gonna get Octavia and her freinds for sure…well just the princess anyway "When?" Adam asked in alarm and confusion the 'now' and 'then' conversation that he had had messed with his brain.
"1900 Horus" said Soundwave nodding "Well soon by high noon tommorow they will all be our prisoners" said Agent 1 with a evil smirk as Adam held his arms up but still mentally dizzy "Whoooo?" He said loud and confused as his make fell over his face again.
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It was nighttime on planet Seriti, Loona, Collin and Frizzaroli were resting near the campfire as Octavia noticed Emily holding herself as she curled her wings close to keep warm as Octavia took out a jacket which she usually wears on cold nights like this and gave it to the angel. Despite the bad start even Octavia feels like Emily shouldn't get a cold. Emily noticed this and gently tried to pus the jacket away "No tanks I'm alright really" she said "Take it luv its freezing out here in the desert" Octavia insisted as she wrapped the jacket around Emily as she accepted it "Well…if you insist" she said gently as her feathers will keep her warm as Emily looked up "Oh why cant I find planet Aveyond I cant seem to…" started Emily as Octavia pointed in a direction "Its right there" said Octavia "Where?" She asked puzzled as the heroine for hire points to a blue star in the sky right above them "Right there see? Its a bright blue one" she said "Oh now I see…but it looks so far away" she said sadly as Octavia petted her head "Well dont worry I'lll get you there you have my word on it.
The two pause fro a second not saying a word for a few seconds as the princess out of curiosity looked up at the sky and asked the pilot "So Octavia, which one is your planet?" She asked as the owl shrugged "Dont know" she admitted surprising Emily "you know you dont know where you come from?" She asked "Not really, I was found on the doorstep of a monastery" she said "A monastery?" Asked Emily as apparently the pilot is a orphan, but where was that monastery? "Somewhere across the Schinclair system" said Octavia as she hugged her legs as if feeling what Emily was thinking "Well didnt the monks tell you who your parents were?" Asked Emily "I tried to ask them but they couldn't tell me, litany they took a vow of silence, all I had was this…it was wrapped around my neck" she said pulling out a medallion with unique runes on it as she showed it to Emily as she took note on it "What does it say?" Asked Emily as Octavia shrugged "Dont know, I've taken it to every wise man in the galaxy but no one could read it" she said with a bit of a huff. The poor owl tried to get every wise man in the galaxy to translate it but she was forced to give up the mystery a long time ago.
"You know…its beautiful *Seeing Octavia put the necklace around her neck* its…well really beautiful" she said as Octavia srcached a cheek and looked at the princess "So…uh princess-" she started "Emily, my name is Emily" she said surprising Octavia "Just…please call me Emily" she said "Ok Emily, how come you ran away from your wedding?" Asked Octavia curious "Well if you must know…I wasnt in love with the bride" she said "Well if you were not in love with the bride why were you gonna marry her then?" She asked Why would the princess have to marry someone she dosent love in the first place? That didnt make since…especially since her bride to be wasnt…emotionally ready for a mate.
"Because…I'm a princess and the law says I must be married to a mate" she said "Well that sounds dumb" said Octavia as Emily chuckled "I know I agreed on that" she said "And she dosent do it for you?" Asked Octavia agreeing with the angel "No…she dosent do it for me" Emily said with a scoff and a wave as she got sad regretting what she had done, refusing to marry someone and just running away. Emily was supposed to do what's best for her people "Maybe I should go back, I shouldent have run away, now I realize that love is one luxury that a princess cannot afford" said Emily as Octavia nodded "Yeah you're right about that…" she said agreeing "Right no I must learn to live…and move on without love" said Emily as Octavia nodded "You're probably right" said Tia "Anyway love isnt that important" said Emily insisting though its obvious she is trying to lie to Octavia and herself, she dosent want to live without love at all! "Nope never was" said Octavia "Why I can live happily the rest of my life without…Love" as she and Octavia shared eye contact and smiled as they leaned close "Sure you could" said Octavia "Without being physical contact" Emily said to the owl falling for her "Yeah" started Tia "Or being held" said Emily "Yeah…" said Octavia gently as they got close to each others faces "Or kissed…" said Emily softly as Octavia nodded as they closed there eyes ready to kiss gently for the first time ever…
Well that could happen but suddenly a alarm is heard as Collin woke up and made a 'mee mee meee meee noise' like a car alarm waking up the others as Frizzaroli was dressed as a sailor "Danger danger! Abandon ship abandon ship! Women and imps first! Dive Dive dive into the lifeboat!" He yelled as Collin got between the two ladies "What the heck was that for lam chop?" Asked Loona "Sorry about that but when we Cherubs are assigned to protect a prince or princess we are taught a Virgin alarm spell to protect the one we are assigned to keep non-princes from going near the princess…works on females if the princess prefers that" he said glaring at Octavia…but it was just cute looking "For the record it also works on Princes and princess, my little warrior" said Emily as Collin pushed her "Come on time to go to bed *glares cutely at Octavia* and for you Slick chick" he started.
"Alright alright lets go back to sleep, we need to get moving before dawn approaches" said Octavia confusing the group "Why so early?" Asked Frizzaroli "That's simple, were in the middle of the desert who knows if we will get to the town of Seriti and once that blazing sun gets overhead we wont be able to go to far.
Cue a dissolve scene frizzarolis voice: ooooh tingly
The next morning the group has heading through the desert all of them are tired, exhausted and thirsty as they lost the last of the luggage that they themselves no longer want to take with them
"Water…water…" started Octavia as she walked on through the desert
"Water…oh water" said Frizzaroli
"Heat…sweat…get me some booze" said Loona very tired
"Water…food…anything" said Collin
"Room service…room service" said Emily so tired as she followed her freinds as she was ready to collapse at any given moment
Another blazing sun dissolve later, most of the group were dropping like files from the heat as Octavia tried to carry Emily as Loona carried Collin but the two furries collapsed from the heat as Frizzaroli carried them both but was reaching the limit "Cant move…further" said Frizzaroli "Come on we can…go over one dune…come on" she said "We are…losing the fight" said Loona as Frizzaroli kneels "reaching…limit…I am gone" he said collapsing "Must go…on must…oh I am kidding myself here" said Octavia dropping a collapsed Emily as she collapsed herself exhausted and would be dead soon from the heat…
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Outside Planet Seriti a familiar and sinister ship of DHORKS 1 is approaching it meanasily as the evil forces have found our heros and are on the attack
Authors note: Well that is a new chapter and it looks like our heros are on the planet of Seriti and they are collapsing in the hot sun and the bad guys are on there way!
Next chapter A group of bot bots help the heros and take them to Stolas the most powerfulest Goitia sage in the world and teaches Octavia the way of the Light side of the Aura