the fanfic critic is a dumb woman who gets overly angry at crummy fanfics for having "bad spelling" and being "immoral" because she is a dumb puritan who takes dumb edgy stories on the internet way too seriously. she often rages like an angry animal with rabies to copy her heroes doug walker the nostalgia critic and the light bringer linkara. in fact, fanfic critic actually does get rabies when she gets super angry about a "bad" fanfic!
one day, fanfic critic was gonna review the fanfic "sweet apple massacre" to complain about how "gross" it was. then, a portal opened in her stinky basement out of nowhere, and she decided to to go in the portal to see what was behind it.
through the portal, fanfic critic was in the world of fanfic world! she saw asriel from undertale and super mario making out. asriel's father asgore was also making out with asriel too, and toriel was making out with asriel as well. asriel was in a kissy orgy party!
fanfic critic was outrage. her skin turned bright red as fire came from her head, and her teeth turned to fangs, and her veins became super veiny. her eyes turned bright red as blood poured from her sockets.
fanfic critic grunted as she ran on all fours at asriel and his orgy. asriel asked fanfic critic if she wanted to join. fanfic critic screamed "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" asriel, asgore, toriel, and even mario were very frightened by this scary puritanical witch. "you shouldn't be doing this!" screeched fanfic critic, "it is wrong! and not canon to undertale or mario lore!" mario said, "wahoo i dont-a care, i-a love asriel!" mario then licked asriel's nostril. "hee hee that tickles!" laughed asriel. "greeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooorrrroooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllll!" raged the angry fanfic critic. asgore commanded, "miss, if you dont stop complaining about us having out fun, we will banish you from our kingdom!" fanfic critic barked, "you're kingdom is under very immoral and gross rule! what is wrong with your morals!" with that, asgore literally kicked fanfic critic's butt out of his castle and she was banned from his kingdom. asgore then had a new rule for his kingdom banning puritans who cry about edgy fanfics and media.
fanfic critic grunted as she walked like an ugly goblin throughout fanfic world. she saw principal willaby with bluey. principal willaby was tearing off bluey's head with his bare hands! willaby then drank the dripping blood from bluey's decapitated head. fanfic critic had to stop this! "stop that you sicko!" screamed fanfic critic. willaby saw the dumb puritan woman and raised an eyebrow. "and what are you gonna do about it lady," asked willaby. "im gonna explain and criticize how immoral and sick you are!" screamed fanfic critic, "how dare you do that to bluey! she is just an innocent little baby and you dare to kill her so brutally, how sick of you! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" fanfic critic started to have rabies. luckily before anything could happen, willaby got out a tazer. he tazed the wild fanfic critic and she was put down for a while to keep herself from hurting anyone. willaby then decided while she was tazed, he'd take fanfic critic somewhere like animal control to keep her from harming anyone.
when fanfic critic was untazed, she found herself in a glass cage! she was in a cage being shown at an assembly at retroville school! principal willaby showed the vicious fanfic critic to all his students as they stared in intrigue. the fanfic critic started yelling and raging as she foamed from her mouth. the students pointed and laughed hysterically at this bizarrely angry woman. "and this is why puritans who complain about edgy fiction need to be locked up in cages!" willaby narrated to the students, "as you can see, the fanfic critic is one of many puritans in the world who cant control her anger when she sees edgy fanfiction she thinks is quote on quote 'immoral' or 'sick.'" willaby then continued, "but with fanfic critic, theres something else that also enrages her just as much..." principal willaby took out a card and showed it to the fanfic critic. all the card said on it was 'teh.' fanfic critic was even more enraged! like an angry vicious animal, she banged on her cage as she illegibly screeched about how its supposed to be spelled 'the!' the students howled with laughter at fanfic critics outrageous behavior.
then willaby decided to test how far he can go with getting fanfic critic angry. he got out an assault rifle and shot all his students dead! one by one, every single student in the audience was reduced to a bloody shot up corpse as willaby happily shot them all dead. this outraged fanfic critic even more! "thats immoral!" she screeched, "you're being a sick twisted bully!" this was enough for fanfic critic to unfortunately break open her glass cage. she ran on all fours while foaming from the mouth, running at willaby to 'review' his 'evil' actions, but luckily, luke from street fighter came out of nowhere and started doing tik tok dances! luke's cringey brainrot tik tok dances hypnotized fanfic critic with how cringey and terrible they were. then willaby used this chance to taze fanfic critic so much she was tazed unconcious. willaby then told luke that she needed to be locked up in a military cell.
in the fanfic world's military hideout, fanfic critic was caged up in an unbreakable metal cage where she was locked up away from the rest of fanfic world, so she wouldn't spread her nonsensical puritan garbage. fanfic critic continued to screech and rage and foam at the mouth in her cage but she just couldn't get out. even the poorly spelled exit sign near a door she could read that said "exet" wasn't enough to get her angry enough to break out of her cage. then, nostalgia critic came out of nowhere screeching like a dying duck. fanfic critic called him ugly. nostalgia critic cried while pooping himself. but then, the real hero showed up from a beam of light. it was linkara, the light bringer!
fanfic critic begged the great bringer of light to send her back to the real world. linkara asked fanfic critic if she would learn her lesson to stop being a puritan, stop taking edgy fiction so seriously, and to let people make and enjoy edgy fanfics. this broke fanfic critics brain. she started foaming at the mouth, then ran around her cage like a savage animal while screeching "never!" over and over.
linkara the bringer of light sighed and shook his head. "i was the one who sent you here in the first place cause i hope you would learn your lesson about taking fanfiction too seriously, but i guess you did not. therefore you shall be stuck in this cage for the rest of time!"
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" fanfic critic shrillishly screeched. "how can you like mario and asriel making out," fanfic critic questioned linkara. then linkara realized, "oh, uh, youre right! that is icky and vile! youre free to go!" with that linkara used his light bringer powers to magically send fanfic critic back to her house in her own dimension.
"thank goodness im back home!" fanfic critic said to herself, "fanfic world is nothing but a bunch of gross and evil characters who do evil things! this is why its my duty to review fanfiction, it is all such vile!"
fanfic critic then went to review sweet apple massacre, and she screamed the whole way through talking about how quote on quote "bad" it was.