We arrive at the Among Us Space Station. Yanique still looks absolutely confused that this is how is weekend is going while I'm readying my magic for the attack. We park our Rocket at the space station's parking lot and get out and walk to the entrance.

"Hi, welcome to Among Us. Are you sick of this yet?" The Crewmate Receptionist says. "Hello we are the new recruits" I say, masterfully masking my true intentions to kill my evil clone. "Oh right this way, ma'am."

We enter a huge training facility filled with a bunch of different Amogi. A drill sergeant is giving a speech on a podium to the troops. "Morning, Recruits. I am here to train you, I guess? I'm not even sure why we're in the story." "uhh, well first step of Among Us training is very important: Pattern Recognition. It's how you can identify if fellow agents are nearby spiking the drinks of schizophrenics, rearranging their forks, that sort of shit. These patterns can range from mailboxes to chicken nuggets, so always keep a singular eye out. The next step of Among Us training is going to be easy, because I have news for you boys… We have an imposter among us. THERE IN THE BACK. WITH THE MORE DETAILED SPACE SUITS. GET EM!

A huge fights erupts in the training facility as I effortlessly kill crewmates with my magic. Yaniques is there too I guess. Wave after wave of crewmates enter the room in an effort to stop me, but I'm too strong to be stopped. After killing all 4985 crewmates the fight is finally over. The Station is now dead quiet with nothing but the sound of my demon angel wings flapping in the wind.

We finally reach the control room without much resistance. We stand before the big red button that says "revert merging" when I look at Yanique. "Are you ready" "Please just press the button I really just want to go home." "Not so fast" We turn and see a figure standing in the hallway to the control room. "It's me your evil twin sister Qimberly!" "I'm here to defeat your sister, and take your boyfriend from you!" "You will never take him from me, you monster! I care about Yanique, and he cares about me!" "No I don't" Yanique adds. "Join me, Yanique and you can become the black crewmate you were always destined to be." "Bro both of you are like 14 years old that's kind of fucking creepy." "No matter then, I'll destroy you both!." Cimberly rushes forward with the attack. But Kimberly doesn't respond, she simply stands there like she has already figured it out. As Cimberly slashes her with her magic fire hands, Kimberly barely gives a reaction. Attack after attack Kimberly seems to completely ignore. "Why can't I hurt you?!" Cimberly hisses in frustration. "Because I have something those Pakistanis never had."
"Love…"
"I have people who care about me, Yanique… General Newman… Obama…" "That's why you will always be weak." And with that Qimberly explodes into a fountain of bats before disappearing.

"So that just happened." I profoundly say. "Why didn't we just press the button?" Yanique asks confused as always. "Press it then, fag" I say with wit. Yanique presses the unmergifier button. Suddenly out of nowhere the station starts to fall apart. "We need to get out of here."

The 2 race to the parking lot where they left the rocket, but it has been damaged. There will only be room for 1." "Yanique you take it" I plead. "Ok." "I know it's hard for you to say goodbye but I need you to go instead of me" "Ok." "After all, who else is going to play Phoenix Wright this December? "Shut up." I watch as Yanique's shuttle flies back to earth while I sit on the exploding space station. "I finally realized something. That feeling I felt all those times while near Yanique. It wasn't magic…"

"It was love."

Yanique returns to the secret government base, where he is greeted by Newman. "it's a shame what happened to Kimberly." He says sadly. "She simply was too good for this world." "Bro she literally killed like 20 of your soldiers." "Like I said I really don't give a shit." "now go back where you came from.

As he heard those xenophobic chants, Yanique felt his spirit returning to his own reality. And suddenly he was back in his room. Having experienced this strange adventure only 1 thing was on Yanique's mind: He should never watch Made in Abyss ever again.