Escape from the Insane Blue Invader
Narrator: In all the universe… the only power beyond the mind's comprehension… is the power to comprehend the power of the mind… If any one of us could unlock this terrible power, would we use it to explore the mystery of the infinite? Or would we use it… to destroy?
"Let us out of here, you overgrown fucking featherhead!" Rainbow Dash yelled rage.
"You won't get away with this, I swear!" Rarity said with a fierce glare.
"HAHAHAHAHA! You little pathetic earthlings should've arrested me the moment when you had the chance, and now you will be force to watch me take over this planet and marry my Blazing Queen!" The evil alien invader laughed with a grin.
"You shitty bitch! When I get out of here, I promise the first thing I'm going to do is kick you right into the damn pussy and then I'm gonna rip one of your tits off and smack you with it!" The girl screamed in rage while struggling to get herself out of ropes that have her tied up.
"You tell him, Aria Blaze!" Flash said.
"Don't worry, I promise we'll get you out of here!" Fluttershy promised.
"You guys better and not let this guy hurt my little guy or else you'll be receiving the same treatment!" Aria threatened.
Aria has pale-pink color skin with two long pony-tail moderate purple that are tied by silver star shape hair pins, and brilliant aquamarine hair color. She wears a pale green elbow-length jacket on top of her long sleeve raspberry color shirt with white polka dots, slightly tight purple pants with some light blue spots, a small purple scarf wrap around her neck, and raspberry-violet boots. Breasts size: H-cup.
"I'm hoping to get off this ride." Spike gulped, he is sitting on Aria's lap.
"I know we should be helping her, but I do not like the way she uses that tone on us." Rarity complained a little.
"Scold her lack of manners later, Rarity. We still need to figure out a way to get out of this cage and stop Supreme Pirate Ephanatica." Jessica stated of the current top priority here.
"Burn, you little future slaves! Burn for my eyes to feast on the destruction that is happening right now!" Supreme Pirate Ephanatica laughed crazy.
Ephanatica has the appearance of a beautiful and busty young woman with pointy ears, blue skin, pinkish purple long hair that reaches down to her waist and split into two around craved style, and her eyes are black on the outside and gold on the inside. She wears a dark purple military style skirt with red soft shoulder pads that also have gold strings hanging from it, white gloves, and a purple pirate hat with a white skull in the middle. She doesn't wear pants as her black underwear is exposed for all to see and strings attached to baggy style knee-length leggings, and black boots with gold lines at the bottom. She also has a pair of black bat-like wings with a spike on each. Breasts size: K-cup.
"Witness the end of life as you know it, Equestrian Detectives!" Ephanatica turned around and pointed her finger at them.
"Didn't your mother tell you it's rude to point fingers at people?" Pinkie asked.
"With the combination of my unstoppable ship, Cosmic Mind items, the pink one's unusual yet powerful mind, and my queen. I will have everything I need to conquer the galaxy, then the universe!" Ephanatica proclaimed.
"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Sunset glared.
"And just so you know, I'm extra pink today!" Pinkie stated, not that the space pirate cares about.
"You won't be so proud of your invasion once we get out of here!" Flash said.
"Oh, I doubt that." Ephanatica chuckled evilly before flying back to the main control to continue attacking the city.
Suddenly a strange dark, pink-skinned woman wearing an all-black outfit that is style for a funeral with a net mask hat and her entire face is covered by a show with one light blue glowing eye.
"Now, when looking at this scene, one would jump to the conclusion that everything is about to end for our heroes as the city is about to be conquered by an alien pirate with nothing to stop her, or so they think…" The mysterious black woman said with the tone of a smirk.
"You see, my friends. These people have their own special talent to bring to the table such as seven girls with magical abilities, one woman who has experience dealing with the supernatural, and one rockstar young man with a strong heart and willpower." The mysterious black woman gestured to the Equestrian Detectives.
"But there is more to it such as the pink girl who loves parties from the dept of her soul has strange psyche power." The mysterious black woman revealed while Pinkie is sniffing the bars for some reason.
"Now, let us see how our detective heroes will escape from this dangerous situation." The mysterious black woman said before she vanishes to allow the story to continue.
"Okay guys, we need to think on how we are going to get out of this cage." Flash said.
"No duh, Flash." Rainbow Dash said while trying to force the bars to open.
"Easy with the attitude, Rainbow Dash. We all want to get our hands on teaching that space bitch a lesson." Applejack tried to calm her down.
"Have you been able to use your strength here, Applejack?" Rarity asked.
"I've been trying, but these bars are really strong for even ma super strength to even make them move just a tiny bit." Applejack shrugged.
"Outer space sure has a lot of things that could even make our magic powers useless." Fluttershy pointed out.
"Then we're gonna need to try out a different approach." Twilight looked at Pinkie.
"You know what to do, use that psyche power of yours to get us out of here." Twilight ordered a little.
"Okie-Dokie!" Pinkie saluted before reaching into her hair and pull out a pair of glasses with lightning bolt handles.
"The zap blink! Granting one the ability to teleport to any location with literally a blink of an eye and can get others with them!" Pinkie explained how this psyche tool works.
"Great, you can use that to get us over there to that spot close to the throne Aria is sitting on. You just need to focus your mind on it." Flash pointed at the cover spot at the throne.
"You got it!" Pinkie nodded.
Everyone quickly hangs on to Pinkie and she looks at the spot by the throne, the glasses started to glow and when Pinki blink once, they are instantly teleported to the throne by a lightning bolt.
"About time you guys got out. You're lucky the bitch is too distracted with her explosions to notice the thunder noise." Aria said.
"Spike, are you okay?" Twilight asked as she grabs her dog.
"I'm fine. I still can't believe she kidnapped me just to be a gift for Aria to win her over that totally failed." Spike felt Ephanatica's approach to romance too forward and evil.
"Oh, I see a kitten stuck on a tree… Then it will die with the tree!" Ephanatica smirked as she pressed a button, firing a laser blast to destroy the kitten and the tree.
"And has a thing to boom up cute things." Spike added.
Fluttershy was about to scream in anger because of how that awful woman just harmed an innocent creature, but Sunset was able to cover her mouth to keep her quiet to keep themselves from being spotted by the evil space pirate.
"Don't worry, I promise we're going to make her pay." Sunset whispered to Fluttershy.
"Hey, I think I see the Blue Thunder gun!" Twilight pointed at the gun-shape item.
"Sweet!" Flash said before he quickly rolls over to grab the gun.
"Glad to have you back on the team!" Flash smiled, then try aiming his gun at the blue alien woman who is doing her evil laughing moment and fired a lightning bolt at her.
However, Ephanatica barely felt anything but a tiny tingle on her back wondering if something has touch her back.
Flash saw that she was about to turn around and quickly roll back to the others as they hurry to hide themselves behind Aria before Ephanatica could notice anything.
"Nice shooting." Aria said sarcastically.
"Shit, she's lightning proof!" Flash gasped.
"Her body must be like a lightning rod made of flesh and she's strong to even break us from my levitation magic meaning we can't force her down." Twilight reminded them of that feature.
"There's gotta be something we can do." Rainbow Dash refused to give up.
"(Not to worry, my friends. I may be able to help you with that.)" A man's voice said in their heads.
"Who said that?!" Rarity asked as she looks around.
"It's from our talking head friend, Mandark!" Pinkie pointed above at the literal human-like head inside a container full of red and blue liquid.
"(It is I, Mandark! I'm speaking to you all with my telepath power so that only you can hear me.)" Mandark explained.
"You guys better hurry up, I don't want that bitch to look at me with that look in her eyes any longer." Aria said, feeling creeped out that this alien chick has the hots for her.
"We'll work the fastest we can." Jesscia said.
"Mandark, is there anything we can do to bring the hurt to Ephanatica?" Jessica asked the headed boy.
"(She is fierce in combat and can even out-strength the strongest human being on the planet being ten times stronger than two of them combine.)" Mandark pointed out.
"(The only way you will be able to defeat her is to send her packing into the prison dimension known as the Doomsday!)" Mandark advised.
"Hey, I think we still have the homing beacon badge we got from earlier." Applejack mentioned.
"Yeah, Jessica kept it hidden in her special hidden place." Flash pointed his thumb at Jessica's breasts.
Jessica smiles at her husband and pressed her breasts together causing a badge object to pop out and catch it in her hand.
"(Good, now you must place the badge onto Ephanatica for that will force her into the prison and finally bring peace to the galaxy.)" Mandark said.
"I'll ty get this on her." Jessica volunteered to go sneak up to Ephanatica.
Jessica quietly tiptoe to the space crazy pirate woman who is shouting that she is having the time of her life pillaging the planet starting with Canterlot City and destroying most things in her path.
Ephanatica's wings started to twitch when Jessica got close to her and was about to turn around, good thing Jessica was quick enough to get back with the others to hide.
"How odd, I thought it was something coming towards me." Ephanatica was puzzled.
"Maybe you were just feeling so much excitement that your wings flapped with joy. Kinda hot like that." Aria faked compliment to the pirate woman.
"Oh, why thank you. My Queen, I'm glad you're going to be enjoying the pirate life, and not have to waste your body on that brat." Ephanatica chuckled and turns her attention back to the destruction.
Aria does a gak expression and then feeling very angry that she just insulted her boyfriend as a waste.
"We're gonna need another approach." Jessica said.
"(Indeed, Ephanatica's wings are like her seventh sense that always twitches whenever there is someone or something approaching her from behind.)" Mandark explained.
"That means I can't use my magic to levitate the homing beacon onto her if she detects it coming from behind." Twilight realized that as Spike is worried.
"Then how do we get close to her without being notice?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I'm not sure if we can, you'll have to be invisible to even get past her wings." Rarity said.
"(Which is exactly the told I'm going to give to Pinkie Pie to help her with that. Behold!)" Mandark offered the tool to help, but nothing happened.
"(Oh, hold on… Now, behold!)" Mandark used his brain power to open a hatch to reveal a chameleon sticker.
"A sticker? How is that going to help?" Fluttershy asked.
"(It's the chameleon sticker of invisibility that will make the one who puts on the sticker on the face invisible.)" Mandark explained.
Pinkie took the sticker then started to glow with electric sparks emitting around her then it all stops.
"Sweet!" Pinkie tried on the sticker, and she became invisible then takes it off to become visible again.
"Now we can get this beacon on her." Jessica smiled.
Pinkie and Jessica hold hands as the former puts on the sticker making both of them invisible to make their way to Ephanatica to carefully place the beacon on her back, the others cross their fingers hoping that everything will go well for them.
Ephanatica's wings twitch again making her turn around only to discover no one there and she finds that to be suspicious, Aria saw this and does a little pose on the throne to get her mind off the suspicion out of her mind for a while, which worked.
With the space pirate's back turned, Jessica placed the beacon on the back and they quickly went away back to the others who all gave them a smile on a job well done.
"(Good work, you two. Now you need to activate the prison portal button to send Ephanatica into the Doomsday prison.)" Mandark said.
"You got it." Jessica said before popping out the button from her breasts and pressed it.
Ephanatica was caught off guard when a white and red portal appeared right in front of her as she gasps in fear, the powerful suction of the portal starts sucking her in, but she grabs onto the wheel to keep herself from being sucked in.
"I see you were able to get the beacon on me, very clever. But I have enough strength to keep myself from being suck in long enough for the portal to close by then." Ephanatica smirked.
"Shit, that's not good!" Aria was shocked.
"We need to think of something else and fast!" Rainbow Dash said.
"I got you!" Applejack jumped at Ephanatica to punch her in the face, but the space pirate was able to catch the fist and toss her up to be suck into the portal.
Luckily for her, Twilight uses her magic to save Applejack and pulls her back to the group.
"Don't you ever scare me like that!" Rarity glared and gave the cowgirl a hug.
"(That was a foolish move.)" Mandark commented.
"Well, do you have any better ideas?" Applejack asked in a slightly angry tone.
"(I may have something that could help. Behold!)" Mandark opened another hatch showing inside to be a white headband with a picture of an owl on it.
"Cool headband." Pinkie took the headband, and it started making her go glowing with electricity just like with the chameleon sticker.
"(I can't still believe that Pinkie gets the cool power. I feel like my speed isn't special anymore.)" Rainbow Dash thought depressed.
"Oh Dashy, your speed is always special." Pinkie said.
"Huh, how did you know I was thinking about that?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I just read your mind with this headband, and I just heard that Fluttershy used to date a scarecrow in kindergarten." Pinkie revealed. This causes Fluttershy to blush like crazy that her childhood secret has been revealed.
Pinkie looks over to Ephanatica reading her mind to see what she got.
"(I must keep my grip until the portal closes. I just hope those fools don't discover the secret button that realizes the wheel under the control console.)" Ephanatica thought hoped.
"Flash! Shoot at the console!" Pinkie shouted.
"What?!" Ephanatica gasped. How the fuck did they find out about the button.
Flash aimed his gun at the console and fired another bolt that shocked the circuits in the console releasing the steering wheel that brought Ephanatica into the portal of the Doomsday prison dimension trapping her forever.
"Awesome!" Everyone cheered.
The scene shows a newspaper of the Equestrian Detectives being celebrated as heroes and given the key to the city by the mayor herself.
Then the mysterious black woman enters the scene again.
"The day is saved once again by our mystery solving heroes, but I can tell that you are confused. What exactly happened that got our heroes to be caught against the Supreme Pirate Ephanatica, why were they held captive in her ship, and how did Pinkie even gain psyche powers to begin with?" The mysterious black woman listed the questions.
"Oh, my little darlings, the answers will be shown to you very soon." The mysterious black woman said.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Okay everyone, we are going to be entering a special new arc that is similar to that of Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse game with some more twists and fun for the Equestrian Detective, and it's going to be crazy because Pinkie Pie is going to have psyche powers to make her extra fun, and probably dangerous.
KO comment, favorite, and follow though of how this story will go!