Northern Carnage Wrestling: The Doomed Rejuvenation (2017) Chapter 14: NCW Year 5 June Week 2, a X-overs + Wrestling Crossover fanfic

NCW Electric- Episode #12- 6/8/17 (June 2nd)- 3Arena- Dublin, Ireland

For the TV audience, it was just days till International Insanity. Days till NCW (hopefully) set a new attendance record for the company. And days till Selena & Tsubaki collided over the World Women's Championship. Later in the show would be a pair of sit-down interviews pertaining to the Electric main event of International Insanity, but there were other things to focus on before then.

Holly Storm vs. Lillian House

Holly was looking to pick up the scraps left behind by Evelyn in her push toward the Spirit Championship. Lillian was clearly getting sick of feeling like being at the bottom of the totem pole among her siblings. At least Velvet was still busting her way into the spotlight, at least Jack had other companies to priorities, and Chris was arguably NCW's biggest success story. Maybe finally tonight she would find some footing in the company.

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"Fight Out Of It Lillian, Fight Out Of It!" Bennett shouted.

"Holly Has Her Set Up High…." Joey describes…

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As Lillian Is Planted Dead Center Of The Ring With The Storm Driver (Double Underhook Powerbomb)!

"Storm Driver, Lillian Planted! I'm Sure She'll Be At Ease In Three!" Joey exclaimed…

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"Well…...I heard TNA is hiring." Bennett deadpanned as Lillian once again suffered a loss, with Holly managing to get the last laugh in her feud with the Houses prior to International Insanity.

Evelyn Cano Speaks

We go back to Joey & Bennett, again in a TOTATLLYNOTPRETAPEDSEGMENTINALOCATIONCOMPLETLYSEPERATEOFTHE3ARENA(aka yes, yes it was) and standing in front of a fabric banner with the Electric logo. But they are joined by Evelyn Cano.

"We're joined back here by the number one contender for the NCW Spirit Championship. Evelyn, you had to go through both Houses to get to this point. Now I'm sure beating the two who have been a pain these past few weeks must have been second to getting the title opportunity?" Joey asked.

"No, exact opposite Mr. Styles. Getting through Lillian was satisfying…beating Velvet. That was sweet, sweet vengeance. I can now put that behind me and focus on Lucia…yeah….she's uh…."

"Soulless…Cold…..Calculated…..Blood Thirsty" Bennet slowly listed off in a forced creepy tone to mess with Evelyn's psyche. He gets a shoulder nudge from Joey who gives him the look of "Will We Cut It Out"

"Yeah, I've heard people refer to her as that….but no matter. No matter. I've been improving daily, getting more adapted to this hardcore environment….Sunday, I could just very well take the belt from Lucia."

"You think….no sounding too confident?" Joey asked.

"Alien…Emotionless…Skin Suit" Bennet continued, grinning as he does so.

"I'm about to call Joan in hear and rant about her 'many plights'. Do you want me to resort to that level?" Joey asked Bennett.

"Wellllllllllllll…." Bennett began.

"Please Don't!" Evelyn pleaded. "Just….back to interview, back to interview, please."

"Right, right." Joey said, giving Bennett a warning glare before resuming. "Are you confident in being able to dethrone the Last of the Sycroins?"

"I believe s-"

"HEY! HEY! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!" someone was heard shouting, the cameraman backing up as Lillian stormed in, looking to have just left the arena and was still dressed in ring garb.

"Lillian What The Hell!" We could hear DXP shouting from behind the camera.

"No, you think just because you pinned me and my sister we're done with you….We're not done….oh-we're not done. Your family has f***ed us off our podium! WE'RE THE FAMILY THAT BUILT NCW! THE HOUSES BUILT NCW!...Not The Alvarez-Cano Connection! That What You Call It!?"

"…..we never took anything from y-" Evelyn began to say.

"YOU F***ING BARGED IN AND GOT ALL ON DXP'S GOOD SIDE, THAT'S WHAT! HOW MUCH IS RICKIE JR PAYING YOU! IS IT JESSE USING KORRA AS THE MOUTHPIECE TO CONVINCE YOU TO FORGET US!" Lillian shouted at DXP, whose still off camera.

"My Family Got Nothing To Do With The Fact You And Your Siblings Are Cowards Unlike Chris!" Evelyn decreed, shoving Lillian back a bit. Joey has a foot between the two while Bennett is beginning to take a step back.

"My Family Got Gold, What Do You Got?" Lillian shouted.

"What Do YOU Got?" Evelyn snapped back.

"Grr….There Is Only ONE Family In This Company! Remember What Chris Did To Jesse! Made Him Bleed All Over The Ground His Was Raised On A Few Years Back! Don't Try To Think Your On Par With Us!" Lillian shot back, Joey now getting more and more in between the two.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" DXP shouted.

"THEN GET HER AND HER ENTIRE FAMILY OUT HERE!" Lillian snapped back.

"YOU NEED TO GO CALM THE F*** DOWN!" The Co-Owner Of The Company Shouted.

"YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF! PISS A HOUSE OFF! REMEMBER 2013, REMEMBER WHAT WE DID TO YOUR COMPANY! WE BROKE IT AND REBUILD IT! WE GOT THIS PLACE UNDER CONTROL, IT AIN'T YOU! WE MAKE THIS PLACE BEND TO OUR WILL! WE'LL DAMN WELL DO IT AGAIN!" Lillian hollered back as she began walking off to the left out of view.

"You're Crazy, Take Some Chill Pills!" Evelyn now fired back.

"YOUR UNCLE'S CRAZY TRYING TO FIGHT MY BROTHER WITH GLASS GLOVES!"

"Its actually called a Taipei Deathm-" Joey began saying.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone in the room shouted at Joey.

"GO THROW A FIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!" DXP continued to hollered as the segment abruptly ended, Lillian and DXP heard bickering farther and farther from the camera while Evelyn was fuming, and Joey and Bennett could only let out a sigh of relief that the fighting was leaving the broadcast area.

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa Sit-Down Interview

The focus of the Women's Title match for its final week's build was that in the form of two sit down interviews, one for each of the participants. Our first segment was taped inside an empty SSE Hydro. We can see that some sort of structure for a concert held the night before was in the process of being torn down and make way for the NCW ring crew who we can be sure are waiting outside eager to get in and begin setting up. The camera turns from this scene of deconstruction to Tsubaki Nakatsukasa and Ai Tanabe sitting in the front row of the second tier of seating. Tsubaki has the World Women's Championship resting on her lap as she wears some sort of black NCW sport hoodie over her usual attire.

"Thanks for taking part in this interview. Sure your busy with…uh….training stuff. I-I don't know if there's any specific terms for things you wrestlers do your off time." Ai said innocently.

"It's fine, I've just been spending much of my time pondering things." Tsubaki replied.

"Pondering? About what?" Ai asked, thus commencing the interview.

"Well…..ever since the Lethal Lockdown match in February of last year….I've been left to ponder. Was I the weak link? Was I the reason we lost." Tsubaki questioned.

"Of course it wasn't. Everyone has universally blamed Kor-"

"I know, I know. I hate to say this but I should have already known going in it was going to be 3-on-4. I should have accounted for that and put twice the effort in." Tsubaki claimed.

"I've heard many good things about your performance in Lethal Lockdown. In fact, that might have been the reason you got your spot in the Championship Rumble back at Rejuvenation." Ai commented.

"Perhaps. Regardless I was as shocked as everyone in the NCW Arena was when I was the last woman standing. I never thought I was going to be able to have the chance to be on top of the mountain. It always seemed my role in live was to be the supportive second in the locker room. So when I found myself being the one to wear the redesigned World Women's Championship….it was a bti jarring to say the least." Tsubaki confessed.

"And that's why you started the whole Open Challenge, correct? Because you wanted to prove to yourself you deserved to be champion?" Ai asked.

"Correct." Tsubaki affirmed. "Seeing as Katara's reign was been heavily criticized and the reign before that was….well…..a 'reign of terror' as it were. I wanted to make up for lost time. And it was going well, both sides. I was retaining and other wrestlers were getting fair shots at the championship…..but then….the Sophisticated Beauty happened…."

There was a few seconds pause as Tsubaki's blissful innocent attitude become corrupted with frustration for the endless battles with the uptight trio, primarily their leader and her opponent Sunday.

"So, its inevitable to ask but….your thoughts on the attack on Sapphire Birch a few weeks ago?" Ai hesitantly asked.

"My thoughts?...Well, I was nearly out cold when it occurred. I had no initial reaction…but when I came to…..saw someone who I know has been working hard for almost a decade just to find a spot in the FWM…..see Sapphire nearly be KILLED in the midst of trying to have a fair chance at the championship….Well. You can expect come Sunday that I'm going to have any remorse for Selena. She's a coward, that's what she is. She could just have come out on any episode Electric the past month and accepted my challenge. Hell, maybe she would have won. I would have been upset but at least she would be a legit champion. But no, what is she doing? She sends her cronies out to agitate every limb in my body, then thinks having them break the neck of Sapphire will make me emotionally soft. Well Selena failed in that department. Failed spectacularly! I'll say this, it's the first time I've been confident I'm going to walk in and walk out with the championship. Selena has shown she couldn't face me in a fair fight. So come Sunday I don't know what she's going to do. Her hit squad will be banged up following their tag bout with the Maidens, so nobody to come to her aid. She'll be stuck in the ring with one very p***ed off Demon Shadow Weapon."

"And your knees?" Ai asked.

"My knees?" Tsubaki reiterated, somewhat confused. "Oh…fine…I'll be fine come Sunday. Don't worry about that."

Sarah Ortiz vs. Bonne Jenet

Sarah's scare a month prior in the NCW Arena at the hands of Lucia was just that, a scare. But precautions were being taken in this new age of NCW (….let's see how long that lasts) and missed much of the build for impending Pay-Per-View. However, she managed to slate her return in Dublin was was still able to go on the European Tour. Her opponent, well known to those who are familiar with WWL but still a fresh face to everyone else, its Bonne Jenet! That's right, the English Pirate from King of Fighters is in the Land of Carnage.

Bonne manages to get the upper hand in the first have of the contest. Sarah might be just slightly rusty but it's enough for Bonne to exploit. Suplex and Knee Strikes are what Bonne uses soften up the masked luchadora. But Sarah manages to roll out of the way of a moonsault which will come back to haunt Bonne.

Sarah begins her momentum with small punches and kicks, then begins to crank up the speed and soon executes various bulldogs and DDTs that grow more and more till she has Bonne down with A Tornado DDT. A pin attempt a thwarted and the match continues on.

The two seem to be on virtually even terrain now, with counter after counter till Bonne finally plants Sarah to the mat with the Kiss of Poison, hoping that the impact on the arena floor last month would still be lingering.

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"Can't The Luchadora Just Stay Down!" Bennett shouted in frustration in contrast with the delighted Dublin crowd.

"SA-RAH, LET'S GO! SA-RAH, LET'S GO!, SA-ARAH, LET'S GO!" The Dubliners chanted on repeat in the background.

Bonne groggily rolled toward the ropes, where she began tugging on the black strands and trying to get back to a stance. Sarah meanwhile is as equally unsteady, if not slightly slower and began to move toward the other corner.

"Bonne retreated to the corner….she's going to give herself enough room to set up for the Aurora." Joey exclaimed as Bonne ran a hand through her hair before charging toward Sarah. She lowers her shoulder to try and scoop Sarah up for the Sit-Out-Over-The-Shoulder Facebuster…

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BUT SARAH LOCKS ONTO BONNE'S HEAD…

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AND EXECUTES THE DIVINE PHOENIX (Royal Butterfly)!

"DIVINE PHOENIX!" Joey roars as the crowd pops. Bonne is laid out allowed Sarah to go for the roll up pin…

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The crowd goes mental (probably because they were getting the scraps of International Insanity so there were a lot of lows for the show) as Sarah manages to get the win. Holo confirming who the victor was with the decision.

"Your Winner Of The Contest At 10:37, Sarah Ortiz!"

Selena Richardson Sit-Down Interview

While the champion's interview was bare and straight to the point, the challenger had other plans. We found Ai & Selena sitting opposite of one another in plush black chairs with a nice red wall. A shiny oak table sits in between the two with a bottle of champagne just recently opened. Two glasses has been distributed, with the one in Selena's half full while Ai has been a bit hesitant to touch hers, as such remaining empty upon the table.

"I'm assuming the room wasn't bought by NCW?" Ai asked.

"Of course not. They had me in some tiny closet. Adam paid for this." Selena proudly stated.

"Right…not to sound rue but since he's a bit in the dumps at the moment, how did he afford all of this?" Ai questioned.

"Simple, he loves me and I love him and we'll do everything in our power to show it."

"But do you have the power to defeat Tsubaki at International Insanity?"

"Simple, I do."

"That confident?" Ai asked unsurely.

"It's a simple task. Walk into the SSE Hydro, spike Tsubaki's head into the mat with Aburned, 1, 2, 3, walk out of the Hydro as the World Women's Champion." Selena calmly declared.

"That simple?" Ai asked.

"Yes, its that simple. This world is made up of a bunch of simple things. For instance, you're a simple women who doesn't have the looks or talent to get anywhere and instead as the side role of interviewer." Selena declared.

"Oh…really, that simple?" Ai asked, narrowed eyes.

"Just as simple as the drunken primarily male fandom this sport appeals to who still think of two things when they hear women's match. T & A. Simple as how most go through 12 years of school, four years of college, then live a mediocre life. As simple as the plain yellow shirt you got. Its simple like there is thunder after lighting." Selena decreed.

"Was there anything simple about what Sweet Diva did to Sapphire?"

"She was lowering the value of the championship just by accepting the open challenge, simple as that."

"But its okay for Sakura & Elena to challenge?"

"Yes. Simply because they are already proven to be the best in tag team wrestling. They shouldn't even be having to worry about EPA fan club there facing Sunday. They should be having fantastic single careers…but we got three people in the Sophisticated Beauty and we want that simple golden triangle so got to make to make due."

"And is there anything simple about Tsubaki? The reigning, defending, World Women's Champion?"

"Tsubaki is the most simple person in that locker room. She has the gimmick of just about every wrestler with a double x chromosome in the indies today. "I'm Not Lady Like, I Actually Fight, I Brawl, I'm Tough As Nails". Good job, good job. If they would swap the belt to Holly Storm at the last minute I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. That's how simple she is. She won it simply by throwing someone out of the ring. That's the most basic way of winning a title! Actually its below basic, that's how simple it is. And then she thinks putting it up on the line weekly will make her a better person. No it doesn't it simply makes you an idiot. All she did was left the door open to get weakened before a big Pay-Per-View and since I'm the only one who is gifted with both the looks, as well as the talent, I was the only one able to simply see the door that was left wide open for me to exploit. Let Sakura and Elena wear her down physically and mentally, and she's ripe for the pickings."

"But shouldn't they be worried about the Maidens?"

"I already told you, Sweet Diva are the best tag team in the world today. They don't got to worry at all about the EPA fan club. We are in universal agreement that if anyone of us wins the World Women's Championship, it will be a victory for all three of us. Some are simple minded and say I'm weak, I'm a coward. Well I rather be a intelligent coward then a hardcore idiot."

"….You say everyone in this world is made up of simple things."

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Then why do you and Sweet Diva call yourselves the Sophisticated Beauty?"

"Simple. Everybody is simple. Either they got all talent but no looks, or they got all looks and no talent. Us three…we're a cut above the rest. We're not simple, we're sophisticated."

Game Gen 2.0 vs. Digital Angels

We heard how loud a pop could get in 3Arena, but the entrance of the Digital Angels unleashed the loudest boos of the program. You might have though GameGen2.0 would have gotten booed but even with Joan not being in their corner tonight they got some light cheers but a bunch of "Who Are Ya! Who Are Ya!" taunts. The Digital Angels however, the heat that had gotten them booted out of all other companies accumulated in the 3Arena on this night. The female half of the Multiverse Defenders were visibly frustrated by the response. They had tried to play face when they first appeared on the stage, but Dublin was having none of it. And it's a shame because it was clear the Digital Angels looked focused and ready to stampede through the GameGen2.0…like everyone has thanks to Joan's lack of direction.

"FIGHT THE PENCIL! THE FIGHT THE PENCIL! FIGHT THE PENCIL!" The crowd chanted toward the Digital Angels, referencing there struggles with booking in other companies.

Two minutes past in the opening of the bout and the crowd is fuming. They hate Digital Angels but don't fully want to support the GameGen2.0 do to their association with Joan. Heckles arise and you can be certain everyone is scrambling in the back to find a way to salvage this.

There was a pause in the bout as Remi tagged Maxine in while Aelita tagged Kari in. Just as the two begin to approach one another, "I Don't Speak Human" by OMNIA plays as the Miyazaki Maidens appear out on the ramp. Nausicaa asks the Dublin crowd if they would like to spice the Electric main event up with a NCW staple, the Three Way Dance? The Dublin crowd pop and Referee John Finnegan won't argue as the Miyazaki Maidens are already making their way to the ring.

Thus we now got a Three Way Dance that devolves into a brawl. Each side fits one of the three alignments a like a glove for the Dublin crowd. Face pops for the Maidens, reactions for GameGen2.0 are loud but split down the middle, and the Digital Angels have massive heat but now they can properly use it to their advantage. The match itself is a NCW brawl, with each team taking dives to the outside on other teams. There is a brief bit of crowd brawling involving the Maidens and GameGen2.0 but the Digital Angels yank Remi & Maxine back into the ring and proceed to pummel them to the dissatisfaction of the crowd. The Angels are ultimately able to eliminate GameGen2.0 from the match with Chasing The Angels to Remi. Thus leaving it down to the Maidens & The Angels, a rematch from a few weeks prior.

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"HEEEEEEEEEY, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE! HEEEEEEEY, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE!" The crowd were singing toward the Aelita who had the advantage over Nausicaa. San, presumably somewhere on the outside down. Aelita locks her hands around the neck of Nausicaa and pull her into the Creeper Clutch 2.0!

"CREEPER CLUTCH, CREEPER CLUTCH! NAUSICAA IS GOING TO PASS OUT IN NO TIME! THE ANGELS ARE GOING TO SILENCE DUBLIN!" Bennett shouts in glee. "SHE'S THE WEAK LINK OF THE TEAM!"

"no she's no-"

"Yes She Freakin Is! Its Virtually A Handicap Match For San Every Week! She Always Has To Save Nausicaa From The Jaws Of Defeat!" Bennett Decreed..

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As If On Cue That's Exactly What Princess Mononoke Does, Rushing In And Prying O-Aelita From Nausicaa. Kari, hoping to be able to still win the crowd back over, decides to remain still on the outside and not intervene. There's always a chance at redemption, and this might be it.

"Kari, Go! Save Your Teamate!" Bennett ordered.

"The Last Thing She Wants, More Hate From The Crowd!" Joey explains.

"SCREW FAN APPROVAL! YOU'VE CUT THAT WEIGHT FROM YOUR TEAM! SAVE YOUR PARTNER!" Bennett hollered by it was to late as Aelita become locked into the Urufu Rokku (Pentagram Choke)!

"NO! FIGHT OUT OF IT AELITA, FIGHT OUT OF IT!" Bennett shouted over and over…

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BUT AELITA INEVITABLY TAPS!

"NOOO! CURSE YOU SAN!" Bennett shrieked over the Dublin crowd who were being sent home happy (well in kayfabe because in reality both Electric & Prime are one show taped and split into two for TV so they still got a six-man tag to get through) as the bell rang.

"Your Winners Of The Three Way Dance At 14:16, The Miyazaki Maidens!" Holo announced.

Kari dropped from the ring apron, hurrying over to her partner who rolled to the floor after San released her from the submission. San remains on a knee has her much more lighthearted friend is up to her feet thanking the crowd for their approval.

"The Maidens Regain Momentum As They Head Toward International Insani-" Joey began to say.

"No! They Stole The Night From The Angels & The Bordeaux Sisters! There Crooks! There Freaking Tree Hugging Crooks!" Bennett hollered. "I'm Going To Tell You What's Going To Happen Sunday!"

"Oh, you know what's going to happen?" Joey sarcastically asked.

"Damn Right I Do! These Freakin Naturalists Are Going To Get Steamrolled By Sweet Diva! It All Ends Sunday! Just Wait! Nausicaa Will Choke And San Won't Be There To Save Her!" Bennett shouted, far more passionate then Joey.

"That remains to be seen, we'll figure out what will occur Sunday! Till then, goodnight everybody!" Joey signed off as Bennett continued.

"They Will Choke! They Will Choke!"

Prime- Episode #51- 6/10/17 (June 2nd)- 3Arena- Dublin, Ireland

One final hour of NCW televised program to go before International Insanity. Still emanating from the 3Arena in Dublin, Ireland (NCW is trying to save costs before the PPV and is filming Electric and Prime as part of the same event), the show was to have to focuses. The in ring action that primarily featured talent unrelated to International Insanity and the commentators giving it there all for last minute hyping of matches slated for Sunday. But first Joey Styles had some news to inform the audience about

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We cut to Critic & Styles, this segment obviously taped elsewhere at a later time then the event actually occurring.

"Hello everybody and welcome to Prime. I'm Joey Styles with Nostalgia Critic. We'll get to our first contest of the night in a few minutes but before that we got some things to clear up. It involves the World Heavyweight Championship match slated for this Sunday at International Insanity. Its Hiccup Haddock vs. Sokka. We were pondering the question all week if the stipulation of Loser Leaving NCW would be implemented much like the match between Sokka and Crash at the start of May. Well….I hate to be the bearer of bad news for Hiccup but this stipulation will also be implemented in his match with Sokka Sunday. The winner Sunday will walk out of the SSE Hydro with either the gold or walk out of the company." Joey stated. "…I don't agree with it, the entire locker room doesn't agree with it! Its part of Sokka's ego trip."

"No. It's a valid point. If you can't dethrone the world champion your not worthwhile in the company. It'll just simplify things."

"He'll just end up killing our roster!"

"Confidence Joey, have some confidence in your 'Stubby Tamer'." Critic snickered.

"…..why do I put myself for this weekly torture dealing with you?" Joey asked.

Ben Tennyson vs. Ash Williams

Ben Tennyson was on a mission to re-establish himself has the very best heavyweight in NCW. Being spurred on by his inclusion in the Three Rivers Syndicate, he would clash with the 'Chosen One' Ash….no….not Ketchum….the other, far more awesome Ash. Y'know, the dude who will have a never ending war with deadites. Regardless, it leads to a funny segment early in the bout

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Ash tries to whip Ben but Ben is able to block and creates some separation from the Slayer of the Dead.

"YOUR NOT ASH!" Ben shouted.

"YES I F***IN AM!"

"WHERE'S PIKACHU!?"

"KILLED WITH MY BOOMSTICK!" Ash shouted, kicking Ben in the stomach and dropping the Tenth Wonder with a swinging neckbreaker. Chants of "POKE-DIE! POKE-DIE! POKE-DIE!" were soon to follow.

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"Ash With The Forearms, He's Shaky Though." Joey decreed as it seemed with each forearm smash to the skull of Ben, the Slayer of The Dead grew weaker. Soon, he tried to go for the running high knee but Ben was able to bolt out of the way, kicking him in his back.

"He's locked around the waist, Three Amigos!?" Critic asked as the Tenth Wonder snapped Ash back on his neck with a german…

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Before following up with the third. The crowd boos, Ben still has control of the waist…

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Brief Moment Of Seperation And INTERGALACTIC!

"THE INTERGALACTRIC! ASH IS TORKED INSIDE OUT!" Joey exclaims as Ben goes for the cover…

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NexGen w/ Yaseen Khan vs. The Outlast w/ Richard Trager

NexGen were still looking to get their foot in the door. There was just one problem….there opponents were looking to break through said door and run over them.

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"Please For The Love Of God Get Iggy Out Of There!" Joey exclaimed as said Khan was on wobbly legs as Chris held him in his clutches. Who knows where Fazal was, probably laid out somewhere outside. We do know the ground is going mental for this violence.

Richard was yelling some orders to Chris & Eddie…

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AS THE TWO DOUBLE CHOKESLAM FAZAL THROUGH THE TIME KEEPER'S TABLE!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! NC DUB! NC DUB! NC DUB! NC DUB! NC DUB! NC DUB!" The crowd popped as we can guess what Joey was shouting.

"Too Much, Too Soon!" Critic cried as Richard wasted no time throwing the near unconscious Fazal back into the ring where Eddie & Chris's presence alone forced an unnecessary quick count from Mike Attitude…

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Pulp Fiction Promos

"Misirlou" by Dick Dale is the backdrop for the following series of promos (NCW is thanking their Turner Broadcasting deal right about now for the money to pay for the rights). Its time to get the point across of as many wrestlers in such little time.

We begin with the Frozen Asylum. Both members turn toward the camera with Jason do all the talking while David does all the nodding.

"Danny Phantom & Tucker Foley? Have they even been in tag team match before? Because being best buds does not automatically make you our equal. The fact is NOBODY is our equal in NCW. When we held these titles last time, nobody get them off of us for over a year. When have you heard of a tag team holding onto belts for that long of a time in the FWM? We ran through every tag team in this promotion, it was so bad we had to bring teams from the WWE in like WTT. But you two think you got what it takes to dethrone us? The Frozen Asylum?...who the hell are you!?" Jason asked.

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And coincidentally enough, our next mini-promo came from Danny & Tucker themselves.

"The restoration of NCW has commenced!" Tucker decrees. "Phase One, restore the Television Championship."

"Check." Danny states.

"Phase Two, Safe The World Heavyweight Championship."

"Check."

"Phase Three, Bring The Tag Team Championship to save hands."

"Come Sunday, check."

"And its nothing personal. The Frozen Asylum are without a doubt the greatest tag team in this company. Longest reigning tag champions, tag team of the year, have run reshod through every tag team on Prime."

"BUT….there's just one tiny problem…reckless…..they are the most reckless team on this planet. And well….the Three Rivers Syndicate cannot entrust such vital championships in the hands of a bunch of brutes."

"So this Sunday, Phase Three shall be executed The World Tag Team Champions are SAVED. It will the beginning of a new age…the age of Tucker Foley and Danny Phantom!"

"Because We Are The Three Rivers Syndicate. We're The Dawn Of A New Era! And We Are REAL!"

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We now shift focus to Johnny Alvarez, whose pounding his fist into thin air. Shadow Boxing but with his hands and wrist wrapped in tape with glue holding various shards of glass stuck to the makeshift glove; an allusion to the gimmick of the contest this Sunday.

"Chris…you were a hardcore legend….you were the face of the company…..you were MR. PPV…..key word is 'were'. Now your mind has faltered. You think confining yourself to just two psychotic wackos is going to make you extreme? You think if you lay your head on some book written by Mick Foley the information will seep into your brain? No, in Glasgow I'm going to live up to the name of the Spoiled Fighter. People telling me I should worry. I got nothing to worry about. These fists are already deadly enough….but what happens when you dip it in glass? We'll find out Sunday, now won't we Chris?" Johnny asked with a cocky grin.

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And we briefly see the figure of Chris House with a towel over his head…..then the whining noise of white noise blasts into everyone's ears as everything goes haywire before the generic colored bars appear on the TV

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We cut back to the dumfounded looks on Joey and Critic's face…having no idea what that brief Chris segment was about.

"…..uh…..whatever that was about…..Johnny Alvarez has challenged Chris House to a Taipei Deathmatch tomorrow night live on Pay-Per-View. Johnny is a veteran in this industry, I'm not denying his abilities as a brawler but…..Chris has recently been….scaring me." Joey said timidly.

"Well Chris has always been a bit coo-coo for coco puffs." Critic replied.

"Yes but I've never actually been creeped out by him. Worried when he comes out, yes, but not scared." Joey stated.

Sokka, Renton Thurston w/ Eureka & Brad Carbunkle vs. Hiccup Haddock, Bolin w/ Opal & Hernan Ortiz

Streak was for sure duplicating what Electric had done last week. The last match before International Insanity would be six-man tag pitting the participants in the World & TV title matches, along with the Hypersonic Champion and well…..Streak's failed challenger. But no matter, Brad had the chance to redeem himself in the eyes of the Three Rivers Syndicate, being on the team with the two title holders in the stable.

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"HICCUP GOT THE NECK WRENCHED BACK WITH THE DRAGON'S BITE!" Joey exclaimed, Hiccup has Brad caught dead center of the ring with the arm trapped triangle choke. Hiccup repeatedly yanked back upon the throat and head region in particular, hoping if he doesn't choke out the Brad-Man, he'll definitely permanently damage his esophagus.

"Get In There Renton, Save Your Mate!" Critic shouted as Renton rushed into the ring before EATING A POWERFUL DROPKICK THAT REVERSES ANY GROUND HE GAINS! The crowd pops as Bolin charges and rams his shoulder into the 'New Damn Deal's' Gut, pinning him against the turnbuckle.

"CHOKE HIM OUT! CHOKE HIM OUT! CHOKE HIM OUT! CHOKE HIM OUT!" The crowd chanted, returning their attention to the center of the ring. Hernan we can see raising his hand on the outside, soon to roll back in and hopefully provide cover for Hiccup.

The camera was level to the mat, focused on the Dragon's Bie Brad was snared in…

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But The Crowd Soon Swelled Vocally With Anticipation…

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AS SOKKA RUSHED INTO THE RING AND DROPPED DOWN UPON THE BACK OF HICCUP WITH A GUSSETT PLATE CROSS!

"OH MY GOD!" Joey exclaimed as the crowd were shocked and screaming, "HOLY S**!"

Molineaux, in a rare move, actually called for the bell to abruptly end the contest and immediately tried to get Sokka away from Hiccup who wailed in pain when the plates just shredded into his flesh. But the world champion quickly turned toward Molineaux with the Gussett Plate Cross which scared the holy hell out of Prime's Senior Official who scurried back to the corner.

"Jim's Not Getting Anywhere Near Him! The Match Has Been Thrown Out, I Hope Sokka Knows He Cost It For Renton & Brad!" Joey exclaimed.

"Hiccup Was Going To Kill Poor Brad! What's Wrong With Sokka's Actions?" Critic questioned, biased in tone.

"WHAT'S WRONG! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG!?" Joey shrieked…

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AS SOKKA DROPPED DOWN WITH THE CROSS ONTO HICCUP AGAIN!

"GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THERE!" Joey shouted as the crowd booed. Chants had turned to "YOU'RE A CUNT! YOU'RE A CUNT! YOU'RE A CUNT!"

Sokka was for sure going to go for a third time, but the Whole Damn Deal yanked him away. The gusset plate dropped to the canvas, the sharp edges of the metal actually causing the cross to become stuck to the blue mat. Bolin began to hammer away at Sokka…

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BUT RENTON CLOCKED HIS CHALLENGER WITH THE SILVER CENTER PLATE OF THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!

"Renton With The Save!" Critic shouted with some relief.

"SAVE, WHAT SAVE!?" Joey hollered as Renton kicked the fallen Bolin out of the ring where his girlfriend cradled him, she too in complete shock as to what Sokka was doing but at least Bolin wasn't the target of the world champion.

Hernan was finally up to, but wanted no part of a gusset plate and was more concerned about his 4-way Ultimate X match as he began to back up the aisle but watched in horror as Sokka returned his focus to the now bloodied Hiccup.

Hiccup was on his hand and knees, trying to get out of the ring. But his crawl was agonizingly slow and brought to a standstill by Sokka tauntingly stomping down on his shoulder.

"GIVE ME MY BELT!" he commanded toward Renton, who quickly did so.

"And The Kiss Up Doing The Champs Bidding! What Has Sokka Become?" Joey asked in horror as the final shot of Prime was Hiccup trying to get to his feet, but the championship was being shoved in his face.

"YOU WANTED MY ATTENTION! YOU GOT MY F***ING ATTENTION! AND AFTER SUNDAY YOU'LL BE OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND!"

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