"Anybody going to stop them?" Joey pleaded as we cut back to the commentators stationed next to the upper right hand corner of the ring (according to the hard camera).
"They got knives, Joey!" Critic cried out.
"Then someone get a gun." Joey snapped backed.
"Hehehe, I get it….Johnny….Gun….Johnny's Got A Gun….no, just me?" Bennett asked.
"Just you." Critic muttered.
"Well…let's just hope Johnny is alright….even though he's not and probably going to get tortured by Va- Y'know I Need To Clear My Head! We're about halfway through the pay-per-view, let's take a breathier and see what we have gone through to get fatigued already." Joey stated.
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"The Start Was Electric…Pun Intended. Joan Rivera had her chance to stop what she claimed was a Trojan horse. That being The Invincible Girl Pyrrha Nikos. Joan tried her best to try and derail the train of success Pyrrha has been having in her first few weeks in the company but in the endshe not only lost the match…she also lost her human meat shields." Joey explained.
Joan Rivera has hold of a Dual Shock for the PS4. When Joan saw it slide into her hand, wheels began to turn. She found the last of the strength she needed to get back to her feet for one final time in this match. Referee distracted, Pyrrha distracted she raced toward the Invincible Girl…
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THE CROWD SUDDENLY ERUPTS, GIVING WARNING TO PYRRHA…
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WHO SWERVES AND THE GAME CONTROLLER FRACTURES AT THE HANDLE WHEN IT STRIKES MAXINE DIRECTLY IN THE FACE!
"OH MY GOD!" Joey exclaimed.
Joan froze in her tracks, seeing one of her 'students' falling down onto the ramp, head snapping off of it as blood was for sure rising on her cheek. The destroyed controller still in hand as Moore snatches it away from her.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" The crowd chants on repeat…
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AS PYRRHA DRAGS JOAN DOWN TO THE MAT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND APPLIES THE ACHILLES LOCK FOR A SECOND TIME!
"ACHILLES LOCK! ACHILLES LOCK!" Critic shrieks.
"NO!...NO! DON'T TAP JOAN! DON'T TAP!" Bennett yells as the crowd is chanting otherwise…
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AND JOAN BEGINS TO SMACK HER HAND AGAINST THE CANVAS ON REPEAT, MOORE CALLING FOR THE BELL!
JOAN IS LEVELED FROM BEHIND BY A SIX FOOT BLACK HAIRED WOMAN WHO EXECUTES A BUZZSAW KICK!
Rena Williams, a former member of the original Gamer Generation along with Joan & Knives Chu. Back in a NCW ring for the first time in nearly four years, and looking into the eyes of her replacements; GameGen2.0. Rena looked down at the fallen Gamer Champ, before plucking her back up and grapevines both arms.
"TAKE YOUR SHOTS!" Rena ordered at the two Canadians who initially remained idel on the ring apron…
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BEFORE GIVING FAREWALL WAVES TO JOAN AND THEN KNOCKING HER OUT COLD WITH DUAL SUPERKICKS!
"WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!" Glasgow began to chant as Rena & The Bordeauxes joined in on a stomp fest on Joan.
"Rena Williams, Joan Rivera's Former Prodigy Who Has Been Exile Here In Scotland For The Past Couple Of Years Made Her Return To NCW By Jumping Joan And Taking The Bordeaux Sisters With Her." Joey stated.
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"We were expecting a four way Ultimate X but the Three Rivers Syndicate made there presence felt for the first time in the night." Joey states.
"STREAK'S A WANKER! STREAK'S A WANKER! STREAKS A WANKER!"
"I Love You Too Glasgow." He sarcastically quipped. "Just As Much As You Love Zach Cage…..You Know What's Better Then One Cage?"
"WHAT!?"
"Two Cages!..."
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"THREE RIVERS SYNDICATE"
"THE DAWN HAS ARRIVED!"
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"Demi-Gods" by LabRatz ft. Slim Jim blasts into everybody's ears as the Hydro was bathed in blue…
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AS DREW CAGE WALKED OUT, SPORTING THE BLACK AND SILVER VEST GIVEN TO HIM BY STREAK ON THE 50th EPISODE OF PRIME!
"And We Thought Drew Cage Was Dead!" Critic exclaimed.
Drew hesitated, as if he was fighting some internal battle before ultimately get got his hands on the ladder and pulled it the whole way in the ring. The crowd's complex chant subsided into pure boos as Ghost Rider Vengeance began to unfold the ladder which was high enough that it actually touched the edge of the championship. Once it was in good position Drew began to climb, as The TRS gave him the thumbs up before heading to the back. Everything was under control. Drew's back was to the stage, eyes on the prize. He was about 3/4s of the way there…
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As he began to….grow further from the belt?
For Hernan, Ashitaka & X-Virus were ALL THREE beginning to raise the ladder up. They may be out on the canvas but they could still cause some damage now that the one healthy opponent was some 15 feet above the ring…
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AS DREW FELL FROM THE LOFTY HEIGHTS OF THE LADDER AND ENGULFED BY PLUMMETING THROUGH THE RAMP!
Drew looked at the ladder, glanced at the championship, then noticed that everyone was down. He tossed the ladder back out, a crackling of the steel hitting the ramp then floor was heard. He wanted to make it at least look appeared he tried to fight fair and square. It was clear he didn't want the help of the ladder but had to as a last ditch effort.
We get a brief shot of Zach who has he head down and over the commentators table. We don't see it on his face, but we notice blood beginning to dot the format (not hidden well BTW) that Bennett yanked away.
As all this commotion occurred, Drew scaled the truss, taking his time across the cable before he was perfectly situated underneath the silver…
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AND WITHOUT ANY RESISTANCE UNHOOKED THE HYPERSONIC CHAMPIONSHIP FROM ULTIMATE X!
"And Drew Cage, succumbing to weeks of irritation from Streak and a crushing defeat to Hiccup, led him to join the TRS and as a result place the Hypersonic Championship under there control." Joey stated.
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"We moved on to a match we've been awaiting since the 5th Annual FWAs. The Miyazaki Maidens and Sweet Diva at long last squared off for the vacant NCW World Women's Tag Team Championships." Joey stated.
Sakura and Elena try their best to get back to their feet, a task made near impossible as there brain probably feels like its sloshing within their skull and there is nothing to grab hold of. There get to the weakest stand one could get to…
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AND THE MIYZAKI MAIDENS DESTROY SWEET DIVA WITH TWIN DIVING SOMERSAULT DROPKICKS OFF THE ROPES AND OUT TOO THE RAMP!
And A Series Of Jabs From The Foot To The Skull Of Elena Breaks The Hold And Allows San To Be Free On The Other Side Of The Ring!
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AS HER HAND WHIPS THE AIR BEFORE SMACKING THE MAT, NAUSICAA BEING PULLED DOWN FROM THE RING APRON BY SAKURA!
The expression of determination is flushed out with complete heartbreak on the face of San, as Elena moments later grabs the legs of San and pulls her dead center into the ring, trying to tie her knee up with some type of knee bar. San's in visible anguish, but continues to fight as she throws a series of punches at Elena. The first two land the mark, Elena lying flat on the mat and gaining more leverage on the left knee which only causes San more agony.
Elena begins to press the knee into a cross kneebar, the discomfort alone from the knee being repositioned in a way it shoulder never be, added on with the already existing agony, the end result is best expressed in our white the knuckles on San's hands become that try to grasp the canvas for any relief.
There were no signs that San was even contemplating tapping, or verbally quitting. She gritted her teeth and was still soldering on. Even if it meant permanent damage to her ligaments!
Elena soon realized San's pride was going to block the cross kneebar to infinity, and what seemed like forever at long last gives up and goes back to the Spider's Web, this time ensuring to not only to be trying to dislocate the shoulder but also pressing down upon the side of San's neck to try and cut off blood circulation.
It looked as if something must have intensified the pain as San began to cry out in pain, her right leg flailing around as well. Her face began to go red. Soon though she also was growing shades of Elena's ring attire…
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AS THE SEMI-BLOODIED WHITE TOWEL IS TOSSED BY NAUSICAA INTO THE RING!?
"But no matter how much heart the Maidens have, their bodies can't keep up and it was Sakura and Elena who became champions. Nausicaa had to throw in the towel to ensure her partner would harm herself anymore. Thus allowing Sweet Diva to make history and become the first ever two time Women's Tag Champions in NCW." Joey stated.
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"And of course, just a few moments ago we finished up the horrific Taipei Deathmatch between Johnny & Chris." Joey added.
Chris dashes to the center of the ring, colliding with Johnny and the two begin to wail away at each other with a endless stream of punches using their taped up fists covered in glass! The crowd goes nuts while the bloodied referee drops out to the floor.
Johnny begins to sag along one of his knees, giving Chris an advantage to drill punches across the right cheek and down upon Johnny's shoulder. Soon ditching punches and trying to merely dig the glass deep within the bicep of the Spoiled Fighter!
But Johnny reaches out far with his freed left arm and is able to wrap around Chris's waist, pulling him down to the canvas. Now it's Johnny who's on top, pounding down with both fists before resorting to his left.
Chris though is capable of sending a sudden left dangerously close to Johnny's eye, the Spoiled Fighter managing to swerve though is grazed on the cheek. Chris is launched up to his feet as Johnny whips him violently into the ropes and tries to deck him in the face on the rebound. Chris averts, recoiling from the ropes and dropkicking Johnny, The Black Sheep coming to lie back against the ropes.
Chris fired a few more punches before he went again to working at the gash along right upper arm of Johnny, blood going from puddling to oozing out of the wound. But Johnny manage to get the bulk of his body underneath Chris and capable of rolling him over the top rope and out to the floor.
A Blood Gushing Chris Manages To Lift A Equally Devastated Johnny Into The Air…
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AND A LEMON BROOK PLUNGE THAT BREAKS A GLASS COVERED TABLE CLEAN IN TWO!
"And Christopher House managed to stump Johnny's efforts in what was one of the bloodiest matches in FWM history." Joey states.
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We are given a view of a static match card featuring the image stills of Renton Thurstion and Bolin, both flanked with their respective girlfriends and the Television Championship at the forefront of the match card.
"Coming up shortly we're expecting what I believe will be match of the night. It's the Whole Damn Deal vs. The New Damn Deal. Bolin, the most popular athlete in Northern Carnage Wrestling, trying to put a dent in the armor of the Three Rivers Syndicate." Joey stated.
"Renton Thurston is going to assert tonight that he is the Next Big Thing in NCW. Remember, he won the Television Championship in his first match in the company! Nobody has ever achieved that accolade is such a short amount of time!" Critic exclaimed.
The next match card gave us stills of the joyful Latina Diva who contrasts to the cold glare of the Last of the Sycronians.
"We're also going to see if Evelyn Cano will be the one who can finally put own the unstoppable Lucia Sycroin. Lucia has thus far taken on all commers and tossed them aside like flies. Can Evelyn do it? Can Evelyn take the Spirit Championship from Lucia?" Joey asked.
"NOPE!" Bennett declared.
"…It was a rhetorical que-"
"NOPE!"
The next match card brings us the images of the most storied tag team in NCW going against two other legends of the company.
"Frozen Asylum are going to defend the NCW World Tag Team Championships and hope to keep them away from the Three Rivers Syndicate. They already won the Hypersonic belt and got the Television belt, the Frozen Asylum MUST keep those belts for our sake." Joey states. "This is a tag bout that I expect to be a classic NCW brawl as all four are legends in this company."
Now we're greeted to a much more fancier title card as a image of the Demon Shadow Weapon with the World Women's Championship draped over her shoulder moving across the screen from left to right. Going right to left is the still of the Auburn Beauty. Both images collide in the center as digital blue lightning bolt separates them.
"Our Electric main event. Selena Richardson is going to turn the Sophisticated Beauty into the Golden Trio of NCW. When she beats Tsubaki, oh, we're going to party on Thursday!" Bennett declared.
"That's IF she can get through an NCW Female Four who is determined to avenge the breaking of Sapphire's neck. It's Tsubaki vs. Selena for the NCW World Women's Championship." Joey stated.
And now for the final match card. In similar fashion as to the last an image of The Southern Warrior skids across the screen with Heavyweight belt over shoulder. Then we see the Dragon Tamer's image rush past. The two collide with the blue lighting strike appearing once more.
"And, in the Prime main event. Hiccup Haddock will battle to capture the NCW World Heavyweight Champion from the JUDAS that is Sokka. If he doesn't win, then he must leave NCW." Joey stated.
(Static Transition)
When we return to the interior of the SSE Hydro, we find about a third of the seats are vacant do to fans still on intermission. But that's not what is peculiar. What is catching out attention is the fact that we have Van Culmer & Corey Dominic seated on stools in front of microphones. Van with his guitar, Corey with a tambourine.
"….You Really Want This, Corey?" Van asks, who is rather hesitant to be out here. Corey just nods rapidly with a grin.
"Well that's easy for you to say since you don't got to do anything. I got to sing, I got to play, you'll just sit there and slap that thing around."
"I've Always Wanted To Come To Scotland And Do This!" Corey declared, gaining a cheap pop from the audience.
"We're going to get spat out of this place." Van grumbled.
"Hey, think positive….till they throw bottles at us…you're not all going to throw bottles at us are you?" Corey asked to sarcastic 'no's from the crowd.
"Sooooo…..you'll know song and either A) you'll love us for it B) hate us for stereotyping you for it or C) hated so much we're getting run out of this city…..please fill in for our lack of drums." Van stated, before stringing up a rhythm as Corey smacked the tambourine.
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,(Crowd Cheers At Recognizing The Song)
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be (Crowd Begins To Clap Along)
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be(Van Gets Slightly More Comfortable And Smiles)
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's wavering to you
(Crowd & X-Dynamics)
But I Would Walk 500 Miles!
And I Would Walk 500 More
Just To Be The man Who Walks A Thousand Miles!
To Fall Down At Your Door!
(Crowd: DA DA-*Get cut off my more vocals)
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (Corey: when I come home) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old (Corey: when I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I Would Walk 500 Miles!
And I Would Walk 500 More!
Just To Be The Man Who Walks A Thousand Miles!
To Fall Down At Your Door!
"NOW YOU GO!" Corey shouted.
Da Da-Da Da!
"DA DA-DA DA!"
Da Da-Da Da!
"DA DA-DA DA!"
Da-Da-Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da
Da Da-Da Da!
"DA DA-DA DA!"
Da Da-Da Da!
"DA DA-DA DA!"
Da-Da-Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da
When I'm Lonely, We-
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"HALLELUJIAH!...HALLELUJLIAH! HALLELUJLIAH! HALLELUJLUAH! HALLELUJLUIAH!"
"Resurrection" by Sstaria plays, the arena going orange with white strobes. Confusion is the word that best describes the audience's response to this, as of all people who would interrupt this. It wasn't some rival on Prime….but rather it was Jaz Fenton & Catherine Wilson who stepped out onto the ramp and headed to the ring. They were both dressed to wrestle, and both looked none too pleased. The looks on the faces of the X-Dynamics was just a confused, and the crowds confusion turned to cheap heat as they began to boo Jazz & Catherine for intruding on their fun. Both Jazz & Catherine were equipped with microphones as they weaved through the ropes and into the ring.
"This….This Gets Put On Pay-Per-View! People Are Spending Money To See Two Dorks Pander To A Bunch Of Drunks!" Jazz shouted in disgust, the crowd sarcastically cheering being called drunks. "You two aren't even scheduled to be here!"
"We can say the same for you two." Van fired back.
"Because I am the FIRST Women's Champion In NCW! I Am The Eve Of The Electric Brand! And This Pay-Per-View is meant to be pushing NCW into new ground. We are coming to everyone live from across the pond on Pay-Per-View for the first time ever, we got new wrestlers like Renton Thurston, The Maidens, Ashitaka, Evelyn Cano. As well as new faces to the PPV main event scene like Tsubaki & Hiccup. Tis why Catherine Wilson here, FUTURE World Women's Champion, should get something on this card. Not a bunch of cover musicians!" Jazz snapped back to the X-Dynamics.
"Hey, we have one original song." Corey defended as Van slowly facepalmed.
"Oh yah, so your one hit wonders. My apologies." Jazz quipped back.
"We'll you're a…you're a one hit wonder!" Corey tried to retaliate with.
"Wonderful comeback, REALLY had to use the brains there, didn't you?" Jazz sarcastically asked.
"Hey, I'm out of orange soda. I tend to break down without it." Corey responds.
"Look, its clear you two want to fight someone. And I'd be honest, I'd be more than willing to throw down…..but I am not in the mood to gain a bunch of mail saying out I'm a misogynist just because I got p***ed off by a book worm & a jobber. Plus I saw two people back there who were actually looking for you, I do believe." Van stated, standing and starting to exit the ring.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Jazz asked.
"Call them out and see." Van replied. "If anyone would be interested in seeing the rest of our performance, we'll be out in the parking lot at the end of the show."
"Hey…Hey come on now, we got a plethora of more insults to ramble off. Isn't that how you gain heat, insults? Endless insults?" Jazz questioned. "I've studied this thing, come on now!"
But The X-Dynamics were the ones remaining on top as they took their instruments and began heading up the ramp.
"Well…..BYE!" Catherine was heard shouting. "Now spotlight off them, now on us. Now on me. I am ready to flex my wings and begin my road to fame. Everybody keeps calling me a jobber, everybody keeps doubting me. No, No, NO! I'm Not A Jobber, I'm The Dark Wanderer! And I Am Going To Prove It By Making Whoever Faces Us See Stars!"
There was a pause of just audience noise, everyone turning to the stage to see whoever the X-Dynamics were referring to. We can see the ring crew briefly hoping into the ring and dismantling the stands for the microphones and taking the stools under the squared circle….
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[Set In My Ways, I Am Changing]
[Every Single Move Your Making]
[Sense Of Analyzed Predictions]
[Far Beyond Our Comprehension]
A cheer arises from the Glasgow Faithful as "Obsolete" by Prexowhy?Gen (Is that right, I mean why Jeff, why you gotta name your band that?) emerged from the audio system in the SSE Hydro. Green and purple strobes flickered though the house lights remained…
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As Coco Bandicoot made her way through the curtain. She's dressed in a NCW licensed Interntional Insanity shirt in blue, white and black, with the sleeves cut. The Smart Sister is also packing heat in the form of a steel chair with the Pay-Per-Views logo etched into its cushion. She rests it upside down while lifting a microphone to her mouth.
"You thought you two were just coming alone to wreck this Pay-Per-View?" Coco asked. "When I saw the flight pass with your names on it, I knew something alone these lines was going to happen."
"How The Hell Did You-?"
"Oh I just hacked DXP's computer to see who was on the roster for the event." Coco answered Jazz.
"You Did WHAT?!" Catherine asked as the crowd cheered once more.
"Doesn't matter, his computer was broken to begin with. Anyways, you think you're just going to come here to Glasgow….and do what? You shooed off the X-Dynamics from a musical performance I was actually quite enjoying. And your now going to do what? Just sit here and moan and whine and b*** just because you didn't get booked?"
"…..No-No, we were just going to…..express our grievances." Jazz tried to defend. "Hey, its sounds nicer that way."
"Uh-uh, yeah, sure. Well I got grievances to express about you two who for the past few months are so hell-bent on making people in the back feel inferior. Even though you two have done….what exactly this year?...so, I'm going to give you what you want. I'm going to give Glasgow something they'll love. Three Things. 1)No DQ 2) Falls Count Anywhere 3) Glasgow Street Fight!" Coco shouted, once more garnering the expected pop from the audience.
"That all? I mean we except. Because there's two of us and just one of you, just one washed up veteran who needs to be taken out behind the shed." Catherine states.
"Oh don't worry, fortunately for me you didn't just p*** off me."…
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[Look In My Eyes, What Do You See?]
[The Cult Of Personality]
The crowd exploded as the interior of the building became cast in a purple hue with white strobes that flicker with the speed of a pulse.
[I Know Your Anger, I Know Your Dreams]
[I'm Everything That You Want To Be]
As Asui Hikaru stepped into Glasgow, Scotland, armed as well with a steel chair.
[I'm The Cult Of Personality]
[Like Mussolini & Kennedy]
[I'm The Cult Of Personality]
[The Cult Of Personality]
[The Cult Of Personality]
And the two of them begin marching to the ring as the camera follows them across the ramp. Jazz taken back a bit but Catherine was forcing her to stand her ground.
"We Try To Have A Break To Cool The Fans Off And What Happens? This! This Happens! How Did We Get From The Proclaimers To A Glasgow Street Fight?" Joey asked, coming back on the air. "Critic & Bennett are still somewhere in the back doing…business….I'm out here and see Asui & Coco marching toward the ring with steel chairs toward Jazz Fenton & Catherine Wilson. None of the four were scheduled to be here, by the way. But that's expected. We try to tightly format this show that packs a punch but instead it unravels just because one person isn't happy. This is what happens when you try to make someone happ-why am I complaining even? Jazz Fenton & Catherine Wilson who have been literally throwing Asui & Coco into the halls are about to get their heads caved in by chairs!"
The book worm & her I guess now prodigy started backing away from the ropes to the center of the ring as Asui & Coco neared, and tried to rush them as they entered the ring while the bell sounded in the background. But Asui & Coco ducked, running across the ring…
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"Twin Chair Shots Rattling In The Hydro!" Joey exclaims as Asui and Coco take Catherine & Jazz respectively to opposite corners of the ring and begin hammering their skulls into the top of the turnbuckle! Over-and-over-and-over, frustrations from being casted out as has-beens, respect being none to them anymore from these two in the locker room, all of it boiling over with each thrust of their opponent's skulls into the turnbuckle.
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"Asui Just Decimating The Hotheaded Rookie, Catherine Might Have A Dislocated Shoulder Off Of That Impact!" Joey exclaimed as Catherine was a bit to slippery for Asui's grasp, rolling out to the floor where she clung to her shoulder.
Coco in the lower left hand corner of the screen was perched up on the second rope while drilling fists into the skull of Jazz…
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THAT COCO COUNTERED AGAIN INTO A HURRICANRANA!
"Hurricanrana From Threat Of Being Powerbombed!" Joey shouted as Jazz too rolled out of the ring, dumping out next to the commentary table while Catherine was stumbling back to her feet, coming to rest upon the barricade behind the timekeeper's position.
Asui pushes Catherine back to the barricade with a baseball slide before dipping to the outside and beginning to bash the head of Catherine repeatedly into the curved rim of the barricade. Jazz is elsewhere staggering away from Coco who gives chase. Jazz is visibly seen waving her hands as if calling the thing off and trying to hurry out into the crowd, with Coco giving chase as the volume of the audience begins to grow more and more dominate.
"Whatever plan Jazz & Catherine might have had is been chewed up and spat out, we got Asui brawling with Catherine by our time keeper's table. And Jazz is trying to flee the building, Coco is following close behind. God, how far are they going to go?" Joey asked.
Catherine is noticeably trying to get some ground to stand on in this contest, elbowing Asui and trying to drag her toward a ring post but was send hurdling back shoulder first into the barricade. Asui pulled Catherine back briefly, raising her up for a moment then dropping her ribs first across the barricade!
Cut to far, far, far away in the Hydro we find Coco smacking Jazz's head off the seat of a chair, before trying to hurdle her face first into the wall. Jazz managed to avert such a collision and was instead able to drop the Smart Sister down upon the floor with a swinging neckbreaker.
"Jazz got the upper hand, and she's walking off with Coco….they're out of sight, where they going?" Joey asked as Jazz pulled Coco through a entry off camera back to the intercourse of the Hydro.
Shift back to the ring again as Asui has rolled Catherine back into the squared circle.
(Skip)
The brawl in Glasgow has reached to new heights, that is, the heights of the stands overlooking one of the entry portals into the interior of the venue. Jazz tries to whack the head of Asui off the railing above the abyss below them. The Ice Queen appears to be going limp, arm dangling over the railing. Jazz snags hold of Asui's hair, lifting her till the mobian's spin is perpendicular to the railing keeping anyone from falling to the depths below.
"Jazz….Is Jazz Going To….She's Going To Toss Asui Off The Balcony!" Joey exclaimed.
"Oh s***! We already saw one murder just twenty minutes ago! Can we get away with two on PPV?" Critic cried out.
"Two? Can We Get Away With One?" Bennett asked.
Jazz tightens her gripe on Asui's ring gear, taking a few steps back before being up against the fans behind her…
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"Coco Saves Asui's Life!" Joey shouts as Jazz staggers partially into the unlit crowd behind her. Jazz shoves her hair out of her face before rushing back toward Coco, the Smart Sister being rammed partially into the cameraman behind her before brushing up against the concrete steps.
"Jazz not going to let this slip out of her hands so easily." Critic stated. "I'm telling you, she and Cathrine are going to pull it off…..they got to pull it off…"
"And speaking of Catherine…here she comes to join in on the party." Bennett points out as Jazz's prodigy rushes into few, stomping down on Coco just as much as her partner does.
"YOU TWO ARE NOT GOING TO STOP US, YOUR NOT GOING TO OPRESS OTHER TALENT, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, AG-" Jazz can be heard shouting at Coco Before Getting WHACKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY A TRAFFIC SIGN FROM ASUI (Probably Having Gotten It From Some Fans)!
"OH DEAR GOD, NOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!" Joey exclaimed as Jazz dropped to the floor unconscious. Catherine tried to hurry away but got rammed into the ribcage by the very same traffic sign before being knocked out of it as well with a shot to the forehead.
"No….nonononononono." Critic began rambling.
Asui grabs Coco's hand, helping her back to her feet. We can see Coco pointing her thumb back toward the balcony to which Asui snags hold of Jazz and Coco doing likewise with Catherine. Both dragging their opponents to the drop-off as the crowd audible builds with anticipation.
"Scratch that from earlier. Can we get away with THREE murders on Pay-Per-View?" Bennett asked.
"I Don't Know, I Don't KNOW!" Joey exclaimed…
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"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!"
"HOLY S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***!" repeats likes a broken record within the SSE Hydro.
The drone view we get hovers in place above the pile of bodies within the corridor leading out of the venue, as fans begin to encroach in to survey the damage. Coco & Asui lay across their competitors who took the brunt of the fall.
A referee is seen rushing through the crowd and into view, taking a moment to view the destruction before turning to reality and doing his job…
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"….And too think that all this collateral damage could have been avoided if someone didn't interrupt a music number." Bennett deadpanned.
"Your Winners Of The Contest At 9:06. Asui Hikaru & Coco Bandicoot!" Holo can be heard announcing over the crowd. Asui is seen slowly stretching out her arms, tryng to find something to grab hold of in order to aid in getting to her feet. Coco is slowly to get up, trying to push herself off the floor.
"I believe Jazz & Catherine are going to have to return to the drawing board." Joey states.
"You Think? YOU THINK!" Critic hysterically shouted.
The ref grabs Asui's wrist and raises her hand in victory, likewise with Coco when she finally hobbles to a arched over stance. Catherine can be seen twitching her leg but there is no signs of conscious from Jazz. "Cult of Personality" restarts and creates even more of a ruckus over the commotion of the sold out crowd still in awe of having witnessed such a free-fall.
"…We gotta show it again? We gotta, okay, here it is again. For you sickos who take enjoyment in it." Critic grumbles as the screen flashes static before displaying a slowed down capture of the twin Side Effects off the balcony.
"What you estimate it Joey to be, good 10 feet?" Bennett asked.
"10, 12, 15." Joey answers as we return to the live feed. Asui and Coco limping away through the crowd, leaving their opponents in a heap of humanity.