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There is no disclaimer in Ba Sing Se.

Shut up. -mutes Fred again, this is getting annoying- Disclaimer - I do not own any Sonic characters.

This… was not what I was expecting, at all. Why the fuck were we just sent to Tails' house? "So, Sonic, if this isn't your house, where DO you live?"

"Here."

"So… you… just stay here like it's a goddamn Airbnb?"

"Yeah… I'm usually out running or something, so I just live here… What's an Airbnb?"

Jim wondered why I was asking so many questions. "It's a service from our dimension, where people rent out rooms in their house for others to stay in."

"Oh, OK."

We finally got there, and everyone got out of the car, except Cubot, who had to drive back to Eggman's base. Tails was waiting for us at the front door.

"Oh, hey guys! How have you been?"

Sonic seemed excited. "Really good, thanks! I met these two while I was out running. Apparently, they're visitors from another dimension!"

Jim also seemed really happy to see him, replying "Yeah, I was just… " Oh, I think he's still working on that whole "nervousness" thing.

I went next. Just kidding, I went out back to investigate a few things. :)

Meanwhile, in Eggman's base, Cubot was explaining what he was doing.

"Yeah, just got back from driving Sonic and company over to his house."

Sage seemed intrigued. "What kind of… company? Was Amy with them? Or Knuckles? Or…"

"No, it was a couple of humans who apparently come from another dimension. One of them seemed normal, the other one yelled about "Pogchamp emotes" and tried to convince Sonic that the other one was in love…"

Orbot clearly agreed. "Yeah, that does sound weird, even for interdimensional visitors…"

Sage quickly changed the subject. "So, are all of you coming to… the dinner party?"

Eggman seemed rather sad. "I asked Vanilla if I could join, but she said no… 15 separate times…"

"Oh, I'm sorry Father… How about you, Metal?"

"NO. I WILL CONCENTRATE ON NEW WAYS TO DESTROY THE FAKERS."

"Metal, why do you act like this? Can't you just have a LITTLE fun for once in your life?"

"YOU ARE WEAK. I WILL DO MY COOL DESTRUCTION PROJECTS, AND YOU WILL GO PARTY WITH THE FAKERS."

Eggman was disillusioned by this. "Siblings, am I right?"

Sage, Orbot and Cubot left to go to Vanilla's dinner party. Eggman was busy supervising Metal Sonic. Meanwhile, back at Tails' house…

"If I were a cool invention, where would I be?"

My search turned up nothing. Clearly, his inventions were kept somewhere else.

Tails saw me back there. "Oh, hey… what are you doing back there?"

"Oh, nothing important, haha…" I got out of there at the speed of sound. (Not literally, you idiot!)

Out front, Sonic and Jim were waiting patiently. Sonic was getting ready to leave.

"So, are you ready to go to the dinner party?"

We all exclaimed at the same time, "Yes!"

We all got in the Tornado IV (I'll explain later!), and left for Vanilla's house. On the way, Tails had some questions for us. (By the way, Sonic told him our names while I skipped through.)

"So, how did you get here in the first place?"

"So, it all started when...

It's a long story. I'll skip through for MY sake and MY sake alone. If you want to hear it, go get a new set of ears or something, I dunno…

...And then Jim told me he wants to marry Blaze, and he was going to get a wedding ring. The end!"

"Ooh, sounds interesting! I might want to see how these dimensional portals work, they could be useful for my inventions."

"Yeah, I agree little buddy… Oh, and Jim doesn't actually want to marry Blaze. He's just messing with you!"

I was busy arranging for some… extra company. "About to join the dinner party, anyone want to come with? Could need some backup…" "Yes, please! I really want my Pogchamp emote back…" "No, fuck you. Anyone else?" "Would you mind if I brought my son? He really likes Sonic, and I think it would be really cool if he could join!" "No, I don't mind. I'll go ahead and open the portal."

We finally arrived at Vanilla's house. I immediately opened a portal, and the two extras stepped through. Vanilla came out to greet us.

"Oh, hello! Glad you could make it! Come in, all of you."

The boy exclaimed, "Skibidi sigma!"

Shock and horror seeped into Jim's face. "Oh, no..."