"That's it, I'm taking away your disclaimer privileges.

No more saying the disclaimer for you! HA HA HA!"

"Fine, I'll say it in Spanish instead. Descargo de responsabilidad: no soy dueño de ningún personaje de Sonic."

"OH SHIT! Nevermind…" -cuts out-

Disclaimer - I do not own any Sonic characters.

"Skibidi sigma!" Those two words had sent a shiver down Jim's spine, the likes of which I had never seen before. It was clear what we were really dealing with… GEN A BRAINROT.

Sonic, Tails, and Vanilla seemed rather confused. "What does that mean?" "Are you speaking another language?" "Oh, I didn't quite understand that…"

Jim leapt in to reassure them… at least somewhat. "Oh, that's just an expression that we use. It's… it's…" Neither of us knew what that really meant. So, we moved on from that… at least for now.

In case you were wondering, I did give last-minute notice to Vanilla about the extra guests… by hacking Sonic's phone. Thanks, RD81! (Once again, I'll explain later.) But then Tails fixed it a few minutes later…

Me, Jim, Sonic, Tails, Vanilla, the other guy, and the brainrot kid all went in to set up the tables and such. Cream was waiting for us inside. Vanilla had explained the situation to her.

"Oh, hello Mr. Jim and Mr. Fred! I hope you enjoy our dinner! Vanilla cooks so well, everything is always tasty!

Tails looked somewhat perplexed. "What happened to Cheese? Where is he?"

Vanilla calmly explained the situation. "Oh, Cheese went to visit the other Chao at the Chao Garden. He should be back soon."

Everyone got ready, and Vanilla got back to figuring out who would join. "Okay, so… alright, Rouge is joining…" "Oh, Barry's joining! Haven't seen him in a while… and he's bringing his friend Gadget, alright…" "Eggman's asking to join for the 22nd time, no…" "Oh, so Shadow is going to make it! I'm glad!"

Meanwhile, the brainrot kid was conducting an… "investigation". "Where is the skibidi toilet? I NEED THAT W RIZZ! Oh, there it is. Does it have W rizz?" He opened the toilet lid, and there was nothing. "L rizz! I gotta find rizz somewhere!" He got back to where everyone else was. As for his dad, he was desperately searching for him.

Meanwhile, I was setting up some places for everyone. Shadow would be next to me, of course, so I placed a piece of paper marked "For Shadow". Then, I placed a piece of paper marked "For Blaze" next to where Jim was. He was not happy.

"What is your problem? Why are you putting this next to me?"

"So you two lovebirds can get to know each other, of course!"

"If I hear you say I'm in love with Blaze one more time, there will be consequences. Do you understand?

"Ha! Consequences? How about consequences for you? Now stop this nonsense before I call Blaze and tell her about your love for her!"

"NO! DON'T DO THAT!"

"Okay… then I'll leave you with her…" I returned to my seat.

Just as I was getting comfortable again, Shadow knocked on the door.

"Oh, hello Shadow! Please, come in."

The brainrot kid went first. "YEA, YOU GOT THAT W OHIO RIZZ!" At that point, his father had found him, and quickly dragged him out of there. Shadow seemed unfazed. In case you were wondering when I got smarter, I took a little online course about how to sound smart. Unfortunately, it'll probably wear off soon.

I rushed out to meet him.

"Shadow? IS THAT YOU? I'm, like, your biggest fan! I even got my entire Discord server to sing "All Hail Shadow" at the same time, and that isn't easy! Please, join us. I've already picked out a seat for you!"

"Hmm… impressive… I assume that piece of paper marked "For Shadow" is my spot?"

"Yes, that's the one!"

Myself and Shadow went back to our seats. We had, might I say, a very fruitful conversation. It started with me explaining our backstory for the 3rd time. You clearly don't need to hear it.

"So, Fred, is it? Tell me, why was I asked to be placed here?"

"Didn't you hear the part about how I was your biggest fan?"

"Yes, I suppose… that makes sense…"

"So… Shadow… will you marry me?"

"Don't you think it's a bit early to be saying that?"

"Well, what about the one who proposed to you during your Twitter Takeover?"

"Oh, that one? Yes, I suppose that's fair… I try to block out the memories… the relationship went rather poorly."

"Alright. So, I'll repeat the question… Shadow, will you marry me?"

"Yes."

Our conversation was interrupted when another knock was heard at the door. This time, it was Blaze and Cheese. I'm sure Jim will be very excited! :)