No.

Wait, -

You will not say the disclaimer. Fuck you.

Why do you kee-

Don't care, didn't ask.

…

…

…

-sets a password on disclaimer privileges so Fred can't do that again- Disclaimer – I do not own any Sonic characters.

When Blaze arrived, I really thought there would be more of an expression on Jim's face. Shock, or confusion, or love… I really didn't see much, though. So I went ahead.

"Oh, hello! My friend here is in love with you, so he went ahead and set up this note. Please, take a seat there."

Jim was pissed again… but why? You can't deny your love forever. "No, I did not place that, and I am not in love with anyone. Please tell Fred to STOP LYING!"

A confused look was seen in Blaze's face… and everyone else's. Awkward silence ensured.

Meanwhile, the brainrot kid was being dragged out of here by his father. "Sammy, you need to learn how to communicate properly, not with… whatever that is!" You don't know what YouTube Shorts is? Oh, you sweet summer child… "I'm taking us back, and we are going to have a serious talk about this! Oh, my apologies for my son's bad behavior, I really though he would act better than this." They got back in the portal, never to be seen again. Good fucking riddance!

While Jim and Blaze stood there, awkwardly, Shadow was discussing the details of our wedding. "So, I have a few conditions I'll need you to accept first."

"Assisting in ironing your linens, cooking food exactly as on the ARK, and the 20-step skincare routine?"

"Yes, precisely. Well, not the second one, Omega does a good job of that already. Do you accept these conditions?"

"Yes. I accept these conditions."

Jim, Sonic, and Tails immediately started mocking us. "Oooh, are you in love, Fred? Well, why do you keep projecting that on me?" "Oooh, someone's in love, isn't he? I dunno, last time there was a relationship between one of us and a human, it didn't end so well…" "Oooh, how's your wedding gonna be like? Are you gonna brood for the entire time, or what?"

They all shut up in time. Meanwhile, Cheese was rather confused at the situation unfolding.

"Chao chao?" "Cheese is wondering who these new people are, and why Mr. Shadow is marrying one of them. Would any of you mind explaining?"

I was about to go explain, but a certain hedgehog known for "Gotta go fast!" decided he wanted to explain instead, and out-sped me. He'll pay for this!

Sonic tried his best to explain that, but that's not important and also he sucks, so we'll just skip that part. Meanwhile, I was busy talking to Shadow.

"Ugh, Sonic just cut me off when I was trying to explain our situation! Don't you hate him too?"

"Yes, Sonic can be quite a… colorful character at times, but he means well. I do hope you can give him a chance."

"Well, I suppose, maybe he isn't so bad. By the way, Shadow, how many guns do you have? I never got an exact count."

I don't know why Sonic knew the answer. "74!"

"No, that was over a year ago, when I was explaining it to RealShadowFan01. Right now it's 81." Nevermind.

"Wow, how do you get all of those?"

"I have my… sources." We all know what he was referring to. No point explaining. Yes, of course Cream gave them all to him. ;)

It took me a little bit to realize… but CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GOT TO ME! AAAAAHHHH! "GO AWAY, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! I don't need you!"

"When I imagined getting to go here with the leader of our Discord server, I didn't expect having to cover up for him lying about me and yelling at clouds."

Blaze clearly agreed. "Yes, you need to stop telling people that he's in love with me! Not only is it not true, I wouldn't even accept such a thing if it was true! No offense, Jim… I'm just taken already."

We need an evil guy for entertainment purposes, and with this whole "character development" thing, I just wasn't cutting it. "That's it, it's time for Plan B! I need someone who is immune to these terrible things!" I got on the phone and called up RD81. He's a well-known troll and all-around asshole around here. In case you're wondering, it's short for RedDed81, his username. He really doesn't want us to know his real name.

"RD, character development just got to me! I need you to fill in!"

"Yes, I can arrange that… hee hee hee…" I heard an evil laugh.

While he was setting up his arrival, another knock was heard at the door. It was Orbot, Cubot, and Sage. Vanilla let them in.

Someone else came in right after them. It was RD81, and he had no filter.

"What's up, bitches? Time for a fucking party! Why didn't ya tell me about yo momma's big boobs, eh Cream?"

"GET. OUT."

Vanilla immediately kicked RD81 out. He vowed revenge, and I agree with him… the whole thing's kinda bullshit.

Jim was somehow even more horrified. "Wow, and I thought YOUR behavior was bad, Fred… Yeah, we need to keep him away."