A/N: I...have no clue why I thought this was a good idea to write, tbh. XD I just remember seeing this as part of TheAnimeMan's old series Answer Me Senpai, and just...thought it'd be a funny thing for Ren to try to pull. Just uh...you'll see when you get to reading is all.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's. That goes to the respective owner(s). I only claim my OCs. Also, this series is not for kids due to Ren's potty mouth...among other things.

Prank Calls:

(Ren's POV)

"Truth of dare?"

"Dare," I replied. Since it was still early and not quite time for the concert, my band mates and I were just fooling around with some silly games while waiting for the call to get ready.

"Ohoho, you shouldn't have picked that, Ren. I dare you to call Yusei-"

"I mean, it'll be like 2 AM and he's got work..." I cracked open a can and started drinking from it.

"-and tell him you're pregnant."

I choked on my soda, coughing it up after spitting out a good portion of it. "E-Excuse me?! Dude, we're both guys! He ain't falling for something like that!"

"Hey, you picked dare."

"Can I just...change to truth, then?"

"You've already used all your freebies, man! C'mon, just a quick call and it's over."

"Fine, but if he gets in trouble for sleeping late, I'm kicking your ass out of the band!" I fished my phone out of my bag, pulling up Yusei's number. "Can't believe I'm doing this..."

I heard a, "Shh! Quiet, guys!" as the dial tone started. It took a few seconds before he answered.

"Hello?" he asked in a tired voice.

"Hey, Yusei, I have uh...something important to tell you." I glared a bit when I heard some quiet snickering.

"Yeah...?"

"I'm pregnant."

"...huh..?"

"I'm..." Oh god, I'm going to have to call him back when it's at least his break time..! "I'm pregnant."

"...boy or girl...?" What the f*** do I say to that?!

"It's...a girl." Why didn't I just say it's a prank and leave it at that?

"..'kay." Then he hung up.

As soon as I put the phone down, the whole room burst out laughing. "Oh, screw you guys to hell!" I grabbed the nearest pillow and chucked it as far as it could go. At least I met my target, judging by that 'oof' sound.

A knock soon came at the door. "Hey, you're on after the break! Better get your butts into gear!" came the order.

"Coming!" we all yelled. We started putting away most of our stuff so we wouldn't trip over it once the show was over.

"That's gonna be a highlight of this tour," one of them said as I pulled out my phone and started setting up an alert to call Yusei back. I did some quick head calculations and put the right time in. God, this will be more embarrassing to explain. I'm going to have to hope that he doesn't remember the call! I stood up and followed the others out of the room.

I shut the bathroom door behind me, locking it just in case. I quickly dialed up his number again, hoping I did the math right in my head. I crawled into the bathtub instead of sitting on the toilet lid, furiously tapping my foot on the edge as I waited for him to pick up. Okay okay, just explain it was a stupid dare and you gave into peer pressure again because you're still a giant p-

"Hey, Ren," Yusei answered. I jumped in my seat at hearing him pick up.

"H-Hey, love. Uh, sorry about the late night call. Me and the guys were having a bit of a truth or dare situation, and I ran out of free switches," I answered with a sheepish grin.

"Ah, okay. I was starting to think I was having another one of those dreams again."

"Well at least we can—wait, what sort of dreams are you having?"

"Oh, looks like someone's calling me back to the lab. I'll call you when I get back home. Love you." He hung up before I could respond.

I sat there with a dumbfounded expression for a few too many seconds before I exploded. "What sort of dreams have you been having, Yusei Fudo?!"

"Ren, shut the f*** up! Some of us need our sleep!" came an angry voice outside in the hotel room. Whoops, forgot even some of these fancy hotels have thin walls.

( Bonus Scene- Few Years Down the Line)

I let out a long sigh as I came down the stairs. "Finally got her to go for a nap," I moaned as I slumped on the couch.

"Hm, must get that from both her dads," Yusei replied.

"Shut it."

There was a long pause before he spoke again. "You know, looks like your prediction was right."

"...what prediction?" I gave him a confused look after lifting my head again.

He gave an amused smirk. "We were, indeed, having a little girl."

My brows furrowed in confusion. Then, memories from a certain tour night came up and my face went beet red. "What the f—mmph!" Guess it's a good thing I'm easily distracted, or I would have woken up little Izzy with that f-bomb.

A/N: ...if I start writing 'spicy' content (probably on AO3 since this site would probably delete the moment I hit 'publish'), am I going to have to write one of 'those' stories? X'D

Also, trying to pick back up in writing again. I'm currently outlining Racing Bonds (the Dragon Booster X-over from gosh knows how long ago) with, hopefully, the last revision it's ever going to need. Just juggling between it and a TLK story over on dA (let's say a recent trailer drop might have motivated me diving back into that fandom again), along with finishing up the next chapters for Dragons' Souls, Remembrance, and Elements. Until then, bye!