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Chapter 20
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After everyone had taken their seats and seeing all the Chunins and Father Anderson sitting around the room watching them all like predators do their prey. Ibiki stood up from just watching them as the Alpha predator. But sadly, to this Ibiki had no effect on Team 10 as they looked back at him with boredom and Father Anderson had noticed this and busted out laughing as Ibiki looked over at the man and glared at him.
"Alright maggots. Here are the rules for the exam." Said Ibiki. "There are 5 questions and they are worth 2 points each. For each one you get wrong you lose 2 points and if you get caught cheating its an automatic zero and you and your teammates get zeros and will be asked to leave the room so the others to finish the exam.
"The people you see sitting around this room will be keeping an eye on you for any cheating." Said Ibiki as many of the Chunin hopefuls all looked very nervous except for Team 10 once more. Ibiki kept glaring at Naruto for she had a cocky smile.
"You all have 1 hour. But at the 45-minute mark I will give you the 5th and final question." Said Ibiki as he passed out the exams.
Naruto flipped over the exam and looked it over. 'Really Ibiki. These are questions only Jonin could answers.' She thought darkly to herself as she glared up at the scared faced man as he smirked down at the girl.
But before he knew it, she had answered all the questions before his eyes, and he saw that they where all correct. He glared back down at the blonde as she just gave him a foxy grin. He glared back down at her and went back up front where Father Anderson was sitting at the front desk with his strange knife daggers in hand. A dark sadistic grin on his face as he throws 3 of those blades as three different people's exams. "You suck at cheating. You and your teammates fail." He said with pleasure in his voice. The three teams got up and left the room.
Naruto snickered as she saw this and throw a kunai at Father Anderson with a note attached to it. He grinned looking up at Naruto and removed the note.
Father Creepy
There are three behind me cheating and making to much noise about it and three to my right.
Father Anderson grinned and eyed the ones cheating and throw his daggers. Ibiki took the note and read it over and grinned looking up at Naruto. 'She is better than the fools I have station around this room.' He thought to himself.
Three teams from Kumo and two from Iwa and one from Kiri got up and left the room without a fight. For Father Anderson scared them.
The room was thinning out nicely and 45 minutes flow by quickly. As the others of Team 10 kept sending notes to Father Anderson on others that were cheating and cut the room down by 50%.
"Alright maggots. Its time for the last question." Said Ibiki.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked down at the scare face man.
"The final question..." Ibiki trailered off as he removed his bandana showing all his scares on his head. Father Anderson studied the scares from where he sat.
"But before I give you the answer. You should know if you fail this exam you will lose all right to become a Chunin forever." Said Ibiki holding up his hand before anyone could ask him any questions.
"This is my exam and my rules. No one can stop me from making this rule. I don't care if there are people here that have taken this exam before. Never had me before and here is your chance to give up and take it in 6 months in Kumo." Said Ibiki as he stopped talking to watch the Genin look at their teammates.
"I'm sorry man. I can't do this." Said a kid from Suna.
Gaara glared at the boy. The boy made eye contact with the redhead and quickly ran out of the room as he saw Gaara's sand moving his way. His teammates fallowed behind him. For they even feared for their lives.
After that about 10% of the remaining Genin teams dropped out. Ibiki kept looking at Naruto who was now playing cards with Hinata sitting next to her and others just watching the two in shock. Naruto could feel his eyes on her, and she look up at him and wave with a large grin.
Father Anderson just laughed at this. Remembering how Alucard and the others drilled her team.
Flash back
Just returning from the Land of Waves Alucard, Asuma, Kakashi, Father Anderson, and Zabuza looked at the team of four.
Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino looked up at the five man before them. Wondering what they were going to be their fate. At the hands with three mad men and two semi-normal men.
"You four will need to learn how to handle mass amounts of killer intent. For you will be facing people that are much stronger than you and if you can't handle it will mean your death." Said Asuma.
Without a word Alucard, Zabuza, and Father Anderson cut loose. Ino was the first to fall to the ground fallowed closed behind by Shikamaru and Choji. Naruto fought the longest before she fell to the ground. It has taken her 20 minutes before she fell. Ino has gone down within the first 30 seconds and Shikamaru and Choji had only lasted 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Zabuza grinned sadistic grin at them. "Each and every one of you suck. Naruto its good you lasted this long. But it was only because of all the hate and torcher you had gone through when you were younger. But still it isn't enough. Even with that fox in your gut you need to get stronger.
Each one looked at each other. Shikamaru slowly stood up with shaky legs. "We where never shown this at the Academy and Alucard hadn't ever unleashed his KI at us before. Even Asuma and Kakashi senseis never even do it either." He told the man before him.
Choji slowly fallowed behind Shikamaru. He as well stood up in shaky legs. After a couple seconds he turned to Ino who was pale as a ghost and helped her up. Naruto bounced back on her own. She smiled at them.
"Kurama is yelling at me right now." Said Naruto as everyone looked at her in shock.
'Brat you should have lasted longer then just 20 minutes. I have blasted you with my KI so many times. You should have been up for almost an hour.' Growled Kurama.
Alucard just laughed. "Leave it to the damn fox to get upset over a little training session.
Father Anderson looked at each and everyone of the kids. "After today you'll be going though hell." He told them with that crazed sadistic grin on his face. Each one of them had a cold chill run down their spine.
Kurama just laughed as he watched what was happen. 'About damn time someone takes your training seriously.' He said between laughs.
Naruto just fell over from Kurama's and Father Anderson's antics.
All eyes turned to her as her foot was up in the air twitching. Her teammates just sweat dropped and shook their heads.
Father Anderson walked up to Choji and had the larger boy fallow after him.
Zabuza looked at the three remaining kids. "I want you to run. If you slack off, I will make you suffer." He told them with a sadistic creepy voice.
Before anyone could blind. All three kids had taken off running. They had set their pace at a steady jog. Shikamaru slowly began to slack off. When he heard something crashing his way and saw a low powered water dragon chasing after him. With seeing that the others also picked up their pace to get away from it as it crashed into the trees as they rounded the corner.
Choji looked up at Father Anderson as he took out, she strange throwing knives. "These my boy are my weapons that I used back in my time. The time when God ruled over all and I fought the damn Vampire for the Vatican.
Choji nodded his head with a little confusion about a time Father Anderson was talking about.
Father Anderson smirked. "I will be working with you on the broadsword and with these long dragger blade knives." He told the boy.
Choji's eyes widen as he looked at the knives the man has in his trench coat as he pulled it open. Father Anderson pulled one of the silver blades out of his trench coat. He handed it over to Choji. "Wow this thing is heavy." He told the tall man before him.
"That it is my boy. Silver is the best thing to use against unholy creatures." Said Father Anderson. He pulled out another dagger and throw it at Alucard. It stuck the vampiric man and smoke began to come from his body.
Alucard response to this was him pulling out Jackal and fired at the large gun at the Father in the center of his forehead. Father Anderson's head snapped back as he fell to the ground on his back.
Everyone looked at the two with wide eyes and Choji almost had a heart attack as Father Anderson sat back up. He grinned at Alucard and stood back up.
"H... how are you still standing? How are you even alive?" Question Choji as he fell on his ass and looked back up at the man with the dagger on the ground next to him.
"He is a creature himself." Said Alucard as he laughed wick at his own words.
After this had happen Boot Camp had begun for four young Genin. During that time many cries and screams and explosions could be heard from the training ground 10. Villagers and Shinobi alike were too frightened to even go look and see.
End of Flash back
Hokage office
Integra sat behind Sarutobi's desk doing some more paperwork for the old man. She had pretty much become the next Hokage. For many of the Shinobi would at times address her as Lady Hokage. Integra throw a kunai at the open window in the office as a scream was heard.
"WHAT THE HELL SENSEI!?" Yelled a white hair man as he dodged the kunai and slipped into the window. But the shock before him. He saw a palatium blonde hair woman sitting at his old sensei's desk while the old man just sat on the other side reading over some files that Integra had passed over to him.
Sir Integra took a poof of her small cigar as she looked the man over with her cold crystal blue eyes.
"Ah. Jiraiya it is good to see that your finally back in the village." Said Sarutobi as he stood up from his chair. "What do you bring me from your spy network?" He asked him as he walked over to Jiraiya.
She kept quite as she listen. For she saw that this was the man that was to watch over Naruto while she was growing up. But he had been a no show for pretty much all her life. 'This bastard has a lot to answer for.' She thought to herself as her eyes flashed crimson for a second.
Jiraiya looked to his sensei and back to Integra as he notices her eyes flash for a brief second. "So, sensei are you going to tell me who this woman is?" He asked.
Sarutobi looked over his shoulder and smiled over at Sir Integra. "Jiraiya I would like you to meet Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing Uzumaki. Sir Integra I would like you to meet my student Jiraiya." He said with a small smile.
Jiraiya's jaw dropped to the floor as he heard the last name Uzumaki. "What do you mean Uzumaki?" He questioned his sensei.
Integra took this as her que to speak up. "Like he said I am the original head of the Uzumaki Clan." She told him.
Jiraiya just dumbly nodded his head to her. He didn't know what to think at this very moment.
The right corner of the room became darker as a figure walked out of the shadows in a crimson duster with red fedora and orange wire sunglasses. Alucard grinned at the man and walked over to Integra and kissed her on the cheek and handed her a large wine glass with a dark crimson wine in it.
"Hello dear." Said Alucard as he looked over at Sarutobi. "Hello old man. How is my lovely wife treating you today?" he asked with a chuckle as he looked at a newcomer.
"Alucard I would like you to meet Jiraiya. But you must know he was Naruto's Godfather." Said Integra as she smirked at the paling white hair man.
Alucard's crimson's eyes flashed bright as he looked at Jiraiya with anger in his eyes. "So, this is the bastard that should have watched over my little Naru." He said as his left hand vanished into his duster.
Heaven
Both Minato and Kushina both grinned like mad men. "Grandpa is going to have fun with him." Said Kushina as she laughed.
Mito walked over to see what was happening in the human world.
Kami and the others watched with horror and laughed at what ever fate the crazed vampire was going to deliver to the white hair Sannin.
Hokage Office
Alucard pulled out Jackal and pointed it at Jiraiya as his grin turn sadistic. "Tell me now why you left Naruto to the mercy of this damn village or play to Kami that she has mercy on your soul." He told Jiraiya.
Jiraiya swallowed as he looked at the strange weapon pressed against his head. "I was sent off on a mission to find out that none of the other villages would attack us after the 9-tails attack. But I did send money and things she would need." Said Jiraiya as tears slowly rolling down his cheek.
Alucard's crimson eyes looked over at Sarutobi as he nodded his head to this. Alucard looked back at Jiraiya. "Then after that mission why didn't you return?" He questions.
"I had to handle all my spy networks and I kill three IWA spies that had caught wind of Naruto being Minato's daughter as well as Kushina's." Said Jiraiya with fear in his voice.
"For 13 years you never stepped foot in this village?" Question Alucard.
"I came back for her 1st and 3rd birthday to take care of her for the time I was in the village. But I had missions and my spy network that would call me away for months to years at a time. But during the times I was here I took care of her and made sure she was happy and healthy." Said Jiraiya as he tries to not to piss his pants right then and there.
Alucard clicked the gun. Nothing happens and Jiraiya fell to the ground sobbing like a huge baby. Alucard grinned down at the man. "You should have taken her with you when she was older." He told him firing Jackal between Jiraiya's legs as a small fire started below his manhood.
Jiraiya jumped back crying still as he pads his crouch. "Please forgive me. I should have but I didn't think of it."
Integra just laughed as she returns of her seat and was drinking her "wine." She returned to her work and allowed her husband to have his fun.
"I should be the one that you should be asking forgiveness from." Said Alucard as she turns away from the man and walked over to his wife and sat at the edge of her new desk.
Sarutobi looked down at Jiraiya and sighed as he helped the man back up to his feet and return to his work as well.
Once Jiraiya found his voice he finally spoke. "How do you know these two are of the Uzumaki Clan?" He questions.
Sarutobi looked at Jiraiya and sighed once more. "He is the Uzumaki Devil we heard stories of." He said as he pointed to Alucard.
Jiraiya's eyes widen at hearing this. "But I thought those where just stories to scare us as children." He said as he was looking at the devil himself before him.
"AHAHAH! I assure you I am very much real. I have been the boogie man to many." Said Alucard.
This made Jiraiya to pale even more. As he stood there just looking at the man before him.
Just then Neko appeared before The Hokage. "Lord Hokage, Sir Integra the first stage of the exams has already finished and I'm glad to report that Naruto and her team made it along with Team 7, 8, and 9 and several other teams." She told them with a smile.
"But before the exam could start Naruto and her teammates scared off 150 people with their KI." Said Neko as an afterthought.
Alucard began laughing his ass off. "Good. To hear. They listen to me on how to focus their KI to make people to see their very own deaths." He said with a crazed glint in his eyes.
All eyes went to Alucard.
Training Ground 44
Anko looked at all the Chunin hopeful. Her eyes linger on Naruto and the strange Grass ninja's standing behind the blonde hair girl. Something was off about them. But what. Should couldn't put her finger on it.
Standing next to her was Police girl as she watched as well. 'Master something doesn't feel right.' Thought Sera.
"Alright maggots listen up. For I'm only going to say thing once." Said Anko as she glared at all the Genin.
All the talking had died down for many looked at the Snake Mistress with fear in their eyes. Only a few just smirked at her and waved.
"In this exam you will each receive one of two scrolls and your mission is to get the needed scroll from another team. You can use any means necessary to secure your scrolls. For this stage is life and death. For it another team doesn't get you one of the many giant animals and insects that call this place home will." Said Anko as she held up a Heaven and Earth scrolls to show then what they would be after.
Gaara smirked for he would be able to kill people and feed his mother their blood. His eyes went over to Sasuke as he smirked. 'Soon I will have your blood.' He thought darkly to himself.
"Before I forget you will be signing these waver forms so we will not be held responsible for your accidental death during the exams. If you don't sign them, you do not take part in this stage of the exam." Said Anko with a wicked grin as she had Sera's hand out the forms.
Many teams gather around and weighted their options out about if they should take it or just wait another 6 months for another village to host the exams and hope it is much safer than this one.
After 20 minutes forms began coming in as the teams went into the tent to get their scrolls. All in all, only 5 teams dropped out. This even it out to 60 team taking part in this stage.
"ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS GO TO YOUR ASSIGNED GATES AND WAIT FOR THE BUZZER TO ENTER AND BEGIN!" Yelled Anko over the PA system.
All the Chunin hopefuls went to their gates.
Naruto looked over at Shikamaru. "What's the plan Shika?" She asked him. As the others looked up at him for their game plan.
Shikamaru sat there for a second as his hands formed a triangle. He looked up to the sky and back at his teammates. "Troublesome. We should try to take out as many people we are able too and keep away from the Suna team for there is something not right about the red head of the group." He told his team.
Naruto tilted her head at him and smiled. "That is because Kurama says the red head has his annoying sister sealed within him and is plan old nuts for she doesn't allow him to sleep at all." She told her teammates as they look at her with wide eyes.
Why would an allied village send their own Jukujikun to take part in the Chunin exams?
All their thoughts where halted as the buzzer went off and all the gates open. Team 10 dashed into the forest of death without a second thought and made their way to the closes team to knock them out of the running.
But unknown to them someone was fallowing them. It was one of the members of the Grass team. She had to put an end to them for they would get in her master's way of getting his prize.
Team 7 made a quick dash into training ground 44 and never planned or anything. Sasuke only had his own best wish on his plan of making it to the third stage and if need be, he would kill off his teammates.
But the little duckling never saw the hungry yellow eyes watching him and his teammates as they dashed into the forest.
until next time
Snake meets fox and a duck cries