I do not own Naruto or Hellsing

I'm just sleepy but I figure I better get my ass into gear and push pump out some chapters.

Yes, a few people are going to be paying for their actions against Kushina's Naru-chan. For that is her baby and anyone try anything they will die.

Kami and Yami might regret sending Kushina and maybe should have sent Minato in her place. But oh well. Lol. For Kushina will be a none vampiric version of Alucard in always. That is way she was so feared in the past.

Also all the chapters I have put out in the past week or two I have been listening to Eminem and Upchurch. For some reason their music has been fueling me. Lol

Chapter 30

Hello darlings

"Well Pip you are late for you shift. As well the last time I saw you. Police girl was having you for dinner." Said Sir Integra as she moves her hands up to her mouth covering the wicked smirk on her face.

Pip paled as his last memory of giving the last of his life to his love. "Well it is hard to report to work when one is dead." He told his boss.

All eyes are on them as the crimson hair woman smirked. "It appears she going to be treating you like a lap dog." She told him as she looks back at Sir Integra. "It is nice to finally meet you Grandmother." She tells her.

"Grandmother? Last I knew Naruto and Tsunade are the only two last living members of the Uzumaki clan that hold my blood." Said Sir Integra.

"Kushina Uzumaki!?" Said Killer Bee as he paled seeing his crush from the Third Shinobi War.

Kushina's violet eyes looks over at the blonde dark skin man. "Hello Killer Bee. It is nice to see you in a peaceful setting." She told him.

"But how?" Asked Shikaku Nara as he was standing with wide eyes as he didn't know what to think.

She smirks at him. "Kami and Yami are scared with Grandfather Alucard wake and walking the earth once more. For what they said. If he gets bored, he can destroy the world and that will only entertain him for a few while until he tries to make his way to the world of Kami." She told them.

"So they believe that you will keep him in check?" Question Shikaku.

"Yeah. But I think they forgot I was as feared as him when I was alive, and I would have done the same thing if I got bored." Said Kushina as she shrugged her shoulders as she just grins.

An unsettling shiver ran down the spines of everyone in the room and in a cave elsewhere.

"We're so screwed." Said Pip with a sigh. "I believe that is why I sent. To keep you on task to keep peace for the world. But also remember you want to keep peace for you want a world for your daughter to rule later on." He said as his eyes widen as he phrased it that Naruto will be the ruler of the world.

People just ignored him for he had the same funny accent like Sir Integra and people like her had a weird way of saying things.

Integra smirks from behind her hands. She hadn't thought of something like that. To have all Shinobi village under on flag. But something big would need to happen for her to get things like that under motion.

Out of the shadows steps Alucard and Sera. "Hello dear. The villagers are in an uproar about walking devils and dead and what not." Said Alucard as he ignores the two newcomers in the room as he sits on the edge of the desk of his wife as the Third Hokage just sitting there shitting himself as he was going to die when Kushina gets her hands on him. He should have just let Orochimaru to kill him. It would have been less painful.

"Pip?!" Said Sera as her eyes grown wide and teary as she runs up to the man.

Haha. "Hello kitten." Said Pip as he wraps his arms around her. Letting her cry on his shoulder.

This makes Alucard look at the two newcomers. "Well it is about damn time you come back to life. I was wondering if the Police girl didn't turn you right or something." He said.

Everyone just sweat drops. "Sorry Alucard. But Kami sent us to keep you in check." Said Pip with a smirk as he knew he was powerless to keep this demon before him in check.

Dark laugher fill the council chambers. "Kami believe a little human like yourself will keep me in check?" Questions Alucard with amusement in his eyes.

"No. But she believe giving you another granddaughter to keep you in check would do it." Said Kushina with her own wicked smirk on her face. She showed him no fear.

"Now who are you my dear?" Asked Alucard as he wasn't when she Killer Bee said her name.

"I am Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze the mother of one Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze-Hellsing." Said Kushina with a smirk.

"Well lets just hope you truly are Kushina for you hurt my little Naruto I will end you." Said Alucard as he was standing before her in a blink of an eye. Chakra chains shot out of Kushina's back wrapping around his arms as he is pointing his guns in her forehead and another chain to the from of a cross and spears and chain blades ready to rip him to pieces.

"I would never hurt my daughter. I was taken from her way before I was ready. But I will kill that bastard for setting the nine-tails free." Hissed Kushina as her eyes now are crimson and her crimson locks are up in nine-tails waving in the air behind her. She was giving off the aura of a demon ready to kill someone anyone before her.

Alucard smirks relaxing and moving his guns back into his duster as his hell hounds vanish back into the shadows. "What I expect from my own granddaughter. You have more fight and temper then Tsunade does." He said as the chains fall from around him and they also vanish, and her crimson eyes turn back to the beautiful violet color.

Killer Bee falls to his knees before Kushina. "Marry me!" He asks her.

Kushina sweat drops and looks down at him with a soft smile. "No Killer Bee." She tells him as he falls to the ground crying like a heart broken baby getting his candy taken from him or something.

A just sweat drops at his little brothers antics. But he did beat him before he made a fool of himself.

"I'll win your heart. My Crimson demoness." Said Killer Bee as he stands up and walks back over to his brother as he pulled himself back together quickly.

"Umm...Okay. Whatever." Said Kushina.

"Well it appears with me being here has Kami and Yami on edge. Well I don't blame them. For I was the one that helped them win the demon wars." Said Alucard with a smirk on his face.

"Yeah. So where is my daughter?" Asked Kushina just as the doors open to the Council chambers and in walks Tsunade.

"Sir Integra I need you to sign Naruto's release forms the hospital for her and Zabuza made a break for it when I went to get the forms for her to sign." Said Tsunade as she was looking down at the paperwork as she walked across the room not caring whoever heard what she said as there was nothing anyone could do to her or the girl. For her bodyguard would kill anyone to keep Naruto safe.

"Tsunade-baa-chan?" Question Kushina as she sees Tsunade walking in and talking.

Tsunade stops and gets a tick mark on her forehead and turns to Kushina. "Brat how many times have I told you not to call me that. I am not that old and I'm not your grandmother." She growls out as she freezes. Going Wide eyed at who she was looking at standing before her. "Kushina-chan?" she asked in a whisper.

"Hey Tsunade." Said Kushina as she is grinning standing before the blonde before her. "What do you mean my daughter is with Zabuza?" She question.

"Zabuza has made himself Naruto's person bodyguard while she was in the hospital and has killed several doctors and nurses that had tried hurting her while she was in a mini coma for the past week after saving the village from the Sound attack on the village." Said Tsunade as she was still in shock but slowly snapping out of it.

"It was a long trip from Uzu and Pip and myself need some rest and some food and a bath for we been running for a week none stop. Only stopping to rest long enough to eat and get about an hour or so of sleep." Said Kushina as she grins.

"So the gates to Kami are still working in Uzu?" Question Alucard as a wicked smirk crossed his lips.

"Yeah. But Kami asks if you would just play nice for now and not come and visit her." Said Pip. As he hoped that would work.

Alucard looks at him. "Oh I'm not going to visit Kami yet. I will in due time. But that is for business we both need to settle that wasn't settle before I went to sleep after the Demon wars." He said as he turned and walked out of the council chambers as Kushina, Pip, and Sera follow after him to where Naruto was hiding out at.

"I need a drink." Said Tsunade as she hands the forms to Sir Integra.

Sir Integra narrows her eyes at the blonde before her. "No drinking or I'm marrying you off to that rapping fool over there." She says pointing her pen at Killer Bee who is grinning and waving at the blonde medic.

"No. I'll be fine." Said Tsunade as she rushes out of the room and back to the hospital for her to file all the documents for Naruto.

Killer Bee just sits in the corner drawing circles pouting at being rejected not once, not twice, but three times. For one was married to a devil and the other two just didn't want him. Was it him or something.

A just snickered at this and went back to work on who he believe made it to Chunin rank.

I'm just leaving it there. Next time is the meeting of mother and daughter and Zabuza freaking out.