(Anne Marshall belongs to AquaDestinysEmbrace. Kudos to Aqua for letting me use Anne!)

(Christopher Rudy, and Chelsea Jernigan both belong to Christopher Rudy. Kudos to Christopher for letting me use them!)

(I DO NOT own The Walking Dead, or any of the names or brands that appear. But I do own my OC's)


==Three Hours Later==

/Christopher, Chase, Patrick, and Clementine sat in silence, as Dylan and Nick, each drank a sip of Moonshine. Dylan coughed, as Nick chuckled/

"You can't take hardcore alcohol?" asked Nick

/Dylan frowned/

"Watch this, old man" said Dylan

/Dylan then picked up his cup, and chugged all of the Moonshine. He dropped the cub from his hands, and smirked, as he looked at Nick's wide eyed expression/

"I'm getting drunk because of that... but it's worth it" stated Dylan

"Damn right, you're getting drunk! You drank an entire goddamn glass of Moonshine! You might want to sit down, because it's gonna hit you like a goddamn Blitzkrieg" said Christopher

/Dylan nodded. He then sat down on a chair. Chase chuckled, and sat next to him/

"My hat's off to you, little brother. But this is gonna hit you hard, and fast. You'll want to sit down... If you go unconscious, then Chris will carry you back" said Chase

/Christopher had a curious look/

"Why me?" asked Christopher

"Because you're the new guy" said Chase, bluntly

/Christopher groaned, and nodded. Dylan then put a hand on his head/

"I... I... woah... I'm not f- feeling so..." said Dylan

/Dylan then slumped off of the chair, unconscious/

==At the Farm, A Few Hours Later==

(Dylan's POV)

/I opened my eyes... I did, right...? Anyway... Wow... everything's spinning, and also a little fuzzy... And SUPER colorful! Is this what it's usually like...?! I looked to my right, and I saw the hottest girl that I could possibly think of/

"Heeelllllooo Rebecca Townley..." I said

/The blonde-haired girl looked at me, and smiled... Her hair is soooo fucking shiny. It'd be the queen of shininess! Is there even a queen for shininess?/

"I'm glad that you're awake. Are you drunk?" asked Rebecca

/I think I- uh... I forgot what I was gonna say.../

"Rebecca... Becca... Becca... Becca... Cecca... Decca... Fecca... Yecca... Jolecca... Bobby... Townley..." I said

"Well, that answers that..." said Rebecca

"A drunk Dylan... is a happy Dylan..." I said

/I reached out to touch her face... but my stupid hand went past her, came back, and hit my face, causing her to giggle. It's okay though... I don't feel it.../

"I can't feel my face!" I said

/I laughed, as Rebecca made me lie down... she's superman pretty. Superman pretty? I'm sorry... I meant to say super pretty. YAY! I GOT IT RIGHT!/

"You should get some rest. You'll have a mind-boggling hangover, tomorrow" said Rebecca

/My mind is already boggling, with how hot you are! Wait... that's a bad pick up line. DON'T SAY IT, DYLAN!/

"You're purty..." I said

/Rebecca blushed. Now that was a good one. NICE JOB, DYLAN!/

"Thank you" said Rebecca

/I giggled. WAIT, I GIGGLED?! OH MY GOD! I NEVER GIGGLE! SOMEONE HELP ME!/

"I mean it... you're soooooo pretty..." I said

"I believe you. You're pretty too" said Rebecca

/She leaned forward, and kissed my cheek. JACKPOT!/

"You're more purty" I said

"Thank you" said Rebecca

/Rebecca giggled. Isn't it kinda bad if a girl giggles at something you do? No? Okay then.../

"I love your accent... And I love you! Your accent is really hot!" I said

"I know that you like it. I like yours, too" said Rebecca

/SHE LIKES MY ACCENT?! YES!/

"Yay...!" I said

/She smiled. DOUBLE YAY!/

"You and my buddy, Anne, are both sooooo hot! You two should make out with each other!" I said

/Rebecca went wide eyed, and giggled... Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?/

"This is too perfect" said Rebecca

/Rebecca giggled, as I started closing my eyes. She then crawled onto the bed, kissed my cheek, put her arms around me, put her head on my chest, and started snuggling with me. DOUBLE JACKPOT!/

==The Next Day==

(Normal POV)

/The group chuckled, as they saw Dylan, walking down the stairs, with a pair of sunglasses on. He groaned as he sat on the floor, and then lied down on it/

"Little hungover?" asked Jeremie

"Never, ever, let me drink again... Okay?" asked Dylan

/Rebecca giggled, as Dylan grabbed her jacket, and placed it over his head. The group chuckled, as Dylan groaned/

"You learn your lesson?" asked Shane

"Yep..." said Dylan

"You're not getting drunk again, are you...?" asked Chelsea

"Never..." said Dylan

/Anne smirked/

"I take it that you didn't enjoy your first time getting drunk?" asked Anne

"I enjoyed it, actually... But the hangover's a little annoying, though" said Dylan

/Anne chuckled/

"Well... at least you learned your lesson" said Anne

"I'll probably still have a brandy, every now and then." said Dylan

/Anne sighed, with annoyance. Rebecca walked to Dylan, and grabbed his hand/

"C'mon. I'll take you to our tent" said Rebecca

/Dylan smiled, as he got up, grabbed Rebecca's jacket, and walked out of the house, with her/

==30 Minutes Later==

/Rebecca smiled, as she cuddled with Dylan, in their tent. He groaned, causing her to look at him/

"You still have a headache?" asked Rebecca

"Oh yeah..." said Dylan

/Rebecca smiled/

"Do you want some asprin? We've got some" said Rebecca

"I would... but I'd rather not have pills..." said Dylan

/Rebecca looked thoughtful. She then grinned, seductively, and leaned to Dylan's ear/

"I heard that blowjobs help get rid of headaches" whispered Rebecca

/Dylan went wide eyed, and slack-jawed, as he felt Rebecca's lips on his cheek. He then looked at Rebecca, who was laughing uncontrollably. She kept laughing, as she looked at Dylan's shocked expression/

"I- I was kidding!" said Rebecca

/Dylan continued to have a wide eyed look. After a few moments, he started laughing, too/

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